but now i do and i just did this again

Here’s what we’re gonna do

Remember that wildly popular test I did about a year ago that had damn good accuracy? I’m going to be offering that again with in depth explanations. For a price. It’ll be more orderly than before and take into account more variations than standard MBTI tests. Right now, if you tell me your enneagram I’ll incorporate that into the analysis for free. 

Just MBTI analysis: $5

Take the test and get results: $15

Analysis and test: $10

If you want me to skype on your MBTI type, it’s $5 per 20 minutes (and I can cover a lot of ground in 20 minutes). 

Questions and comments are open since this is a trial run. 

I feel like I should make this known

I don’t post much. Partly because most of the things I did post was CC finds and now I have a separate blog for that, but I can’t really edit much right now, start a story, do recolors as I am severely sick. It’s hard for me just to be awake and I am failing school due to it. I go to the doctor again soon, I think they’ll be doing an ultrasound but I’m not sure. I am in severe pain and am so sorry I am not as active as others. I love talking to anyone and everyone, that’s easier to do. I can share my thoughts but I can’t be creative at this time. I really am sorry for any disappointment, I try to be as active and friendly as possible when I am online to the best of my ability

lululablette  asked:

i knew some deep shit happened with paul, pat and tom (and ofc tord duh) but i never rly knew WHAT. (i'm in the EW fandom for a month now so i have some catching up to do) i'm a shipper. but like for once people: be like me : do NOT tag/ stalk REAL people. do not. just. don't. just draw/write your shit and basta. don't go stalk people for that. it's really rude. (wow did i just say all this, sorry for the bad english)

^^^ Yes. I’m gonna type that again for emphasis.

do NOT tag/ stalk REAL people. do not. just. don’t. just draw/write your shit and basta. don’t go stalk people for that. it’s really rude.

(don’t worry about your english, it’s fine!)

Keira chuckled a little bit.

Keira: Don’t be so daft, Discord. Of course I’d still be your friend. I’m not going to lie, Ace, you are making me very uncomfortable with that act of yours, but just because you yell at somepony like that doesn’t mean I’d stop being your friend! Standing up and defending a friend is a great thing about friendship. Remember that, cause I want you to write to Celestia about this.

Desert: Food’s ready, kiddos!

Ace: Alright! I hope your mum makes that delicious pie.
Timer: I think she made casserole for dinner, but knowing mom, she probably did up both.

Ace: And uh, Keira, was it? Sorry about that.

Keira: It’s OK. Just, try not to do it again. Now, come on, Discord! Let’s go and catch up with the others before food’s gone!
Discord: Oooh! I can’t wait!

  • Sombra: Hey, Gamer Girl.
  • D.VA: What?
  • Sombra: Bet you 100 I can piss off the DJ.
  • D.VA: Kay
  • Sombra: Hey, Lucio.
  • Lucio: Yeah?
  • Sombra: I pirated all your songs.
  • Lucio: Wow. really!? Did you like them?
  • Sombra: Umm...Yeah they were good? Again I downloaded all your music for free.
  • Lucio: I'm glad you enjoyed them. Hey I was working on a new song. You wanna hear it?
  • Sombra: S-Sure...Whhhhy?
  • Lucio: It's just nice to meet a fan. Especially one part of the team. Hold on I'll get my laptop.
  • Sombra: ...Well Now i feel bad. Damn it.
  • D.VA: Pay up first, Hacker. Hey, what are you doing?
  • Sombra: Buying his music to wash the guilt away.

this happens at least once a week let’s be real

the times my son, harry james potter, was the sass king

  • there’s no need to call me ‘sir’, professor
  • it’s just, you can’t break an unbreakable vow. I’d worked that much out  for myself funnily enough.
  • wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life 
  • whatcha fell ova for? I didn’t do it on purpose
  • the task is two days from now. really? I had no idea 
  • did you think we’d be staying in five-star hotels? finding a horcrux every other day?
  • but I am the chosen one
  • tell them I mean no harm. I’m sorry, professor. but I must not tell lies.
  • listening to the news! again? well, it changes every day, you see
  • yeah, you can have a word. good-bye
  • I know what day it is. well done. so you’ve finally learned the days of the week
  • just do what I did, harry! what, drop my wand?
  • an interview? what do you mean? I mean a reporter asked me questions and I answered them
  • It’s time you learned some respect! It’s time you earned it.
  • they stuff people’s heads down toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? no, thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick
  • Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?… Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute — in case you get too near a dementor. Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. then it could catch the Snitch for you.
2
Having a partner who isn't a witch

-“You made the room smell like a temple again”
- “why do you have so many candles?”
- “why do you have so many jars?”
- “The floor is covered in salt again”
- “why is there salt in the bed!?”
- “which god is that?”
- “if you’re psychic what am I thinking right now?”
-“yes I was thinking about boobs how did you know?”
- “sage smells like marijuana”
- “why do you have so many tarot cards?”
- “It’s just a rock….”
- “Do you really have to burn 6 sticks of incense at once? You’ll set off the fire alarm”
- “why is there herbs in the linen?”
- “why is there flowers in my underwear drawer?”
-“Why is there a bowl of rocks on the table?”
-“our house smells like a herbal store”
-“what are those jars of green stuff?”
-“what is this jar of random things doing at our front door?”

- *eats offerings off altar*
  • Kara: Maggie
  • Maggie: Uh hey Little Danvers, um how did you get my number
  • Kara: I have my ways
  • Kara: You hurt my sister once, you do it again, and we'll have problems, got it?
  • Maggie: You're giving me the shovel talk...over the phone?
  • Kara: You're currently at home, in pink pajamas, eating trix cereal and watching Community on tv..now you're freaking out, running around, no i didn't put a camera in your home. I just know.
  • Kara: I know everything Maggie. You hurt her again, there's no where you can hide from me, got that?
  • Maggie: *internally petrify* Yup! got it! Nice talking to you, bye!
5

I need a minute to talk about how Victor deliberately evaded the question when asked if he wouldn’t like to face Yuri as a competitor.

Victor was surprised, at first. Just for a second, and then he wore his confident and professional smile again —and I say confident and professional because it wasn’t the warm and intimate smile he shows to Yuri. Maybe the reporters didn’t noticed, but I think Yurio did, kind of. Of course the poor child didn’t have time to figure anything out because “hey, it’s Yurio!”

I wonder if Victor has thought about facing Yuri as a competitor before, and how much. If he hasn’t, he will definitely do it from now. He can evade all the questions he wants, but the truth is that Yuri —and Victor knows this more than anyone else— is already reaching a level where facing Victor as a competitor is a possible goal and not just a crazy dream. Do you remember the quadruple flip in Yuri’s FS? The jump that not even Victor ever did at the end of a program?

Victor was Yuri’s idol, he still is. And Victor is absolutely captivated by Yuri’s skating. But please remember the reason why Victor originally went to coach Yuri: he didn’t know how to amaze the public anymore, he was stuck in himself, he was searching for something that could give a new light to his skating career. Maybe Victor didn’t expect to fall so hard for Yuri, and he’s really committed to him right now. But that doesn’t erase the original reason.

I don’t know if Victor will return to skate, or if he will prefer to stay as Yuri’s coach. But, if Victor find what he was searching for through Yuri, I don’t know what could stop him from returning to the ice. And then, just then, Victor Nikiforov fill face Yuri Katsuki as a competitor. On the same side of the ice.

9

Carl Grimes in every episode - Service

Well, pardon me, young man and excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but, did you just threaten me? Look, I get threatening Davey here, but I can’t have it. Not him, not me. Carl, just put it down. Don’t be rude, Rick. We are having a conversation here. Now, boy, where were we? Oh, yeah. Your giant, man-sized balls. No threatening us. Listen, I like you, so I don’t wanna go hard proving a point here. You don’t want that. I said half your shit, and half is what I say it is. I’m serious. Do you want me to prove how serious? Again?

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

You can’t just DO what they did on the tarmac tho you can’t just have a character say “there’s something I should say I meant to say always and then never have since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again I might as well say it now” if there isn’t ACTUALLY something he meant to say always like?? it makes NO SENSE for a person to say this if there truly are no unspoken feelings here

Streaming ended

Thank y’all for coming <3 It was real fun <3 I start college again tomorrow and it was a nice way to say bye to vacation <3


I answered somequestions and made some doodles <3 


Here are the doodles <3




And here are the questions!!!


1 - Kaitoisgreat: FRISK how do you like your hair styled?

2 - gcervantes47: So Paps, what are going to do after you capture the human?

3 - alazyparrot: Hey sans, are you having a chuckle watching your boss and the human fight?

4 - DogeKing5954: Chara did you have any friends on the surface or were you shy?

5 - ALargeAmountofMonkeys: What would sans do if he was as tall as papyrus?

6 - Kaitoisgreat: Frisk, what cartoons did you like when you were on the surface?

7 - DogeKing5954: Chara if you could own any kind of animal/pet what would you choose?

And that was all!!


Right now I have the shittiest cold on earth. I will just lie down and rest…

But again, thank you for coming!!

Schrödinger's patient.

When I was a new EMT and chatted with my jaded colleagues, only once did I hear the words Schrödinger’s patient, and when I did the conversation ended quickly. I pressed, wanting to know more, but I was firmly instructed to leave off.

I pondered it every now and again. I’d seen most every callout type. From minor fender benders, fraught roadside scenes of dismemberment or deaths on impact, and everything in between. I became jaded too. When you do the same thing, day in and day out, for long enough, even scraping brains off the pavement becomes routine.

So naturally, this call out was just like any other.

I approached the car, just as I was trained. There was a single passenger, a woman who held her hands to her face in shock.

I told her I was here to help. I opened the driver’s side door. She looked at me. I could tell she had been crying, her mascara had run and covered most of her cheeks. As I leaned over to undo the seat belt, she groaned at me. I told her what I was doing and she moaned even louder. I reassured her that other paramedics would be on their way, that she could see someone, that how she was feeling was completely normal when you’ve been in a car crash. But all she did was moan through her fingers that were gripping her face and chin.

I unlatched the seat belt. By that time more paramedics had arrived and brought a stretcher. I told her I was going to lift her out, she didn’t appear to weigh more than eighty pounds, a weight I could easily carry. I slipped my hands under her legs and back. She screamed in pain. I asked to check her neck, that she probably had whiplash, nothing more serious. I had never seen anyone so scared in my life. I said, You need to move your hands, honey. She wouldn’t move them for dear life. I soothed, everything will be okay, I just need to look at your neck, otherwise I can’t put you on the stretcher. She didn’t relent.

I should have asked one of the other paramedics to help. I pulled her hands away from her face. Her head fell and rolled side to side, the skin around her neck the only thing holding it to her body. She had an internal decapitation. I was told she wouldn’t have felt a thing as the nerves that were left were severed. But that is no consolation for me.

My colleagues have told me there was nothing I could do, that she was a Schrödinger’s patient, someone who’s alive and dead at the same time, they look and are alive, but when you interact with them, they die.

When I close my eyes at night, and all I can see is her holding her head in her hands, I wish I had never had to help Schrödinger’s patient.

Kpop Parents Connections #The3rdMeeting #TheDadsAreInCharge

( @lxnchiii gave me this idea for this post a while ago and I’m finally doing it now. Sorry for the lateness I’ve just had no time to write.)

Jaebum: Welcome Dads and Maknaes! As you can see we decided to do this meeting a little differently. Change things up, and really connect as famil—

Rap Monster: Did Jinyoung make you sleep on the couch again?

Jaebum: Lol *starts shuffling notes* why would you say that?

Yugyeom: Because he did.

Top: Been down that road bro. You gotta show him who’s in charge. A good marriage is about give and take. Trust and loyalty. Love an–

Jaebum: Um didn’t the story just break about GD’s secret girlfriend?

MJ: *snickers*

Top: *to MJ* WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

Sungyyu: Woah! no reason to get upset with the kid. It’s pretty funny, you have to admit.

Top: *calms down* Yeah i guess you’re right bro

Jaebum: I’m happy you were able to settle tha–

Top: Shut up

Jaebum: Yes sir

Changkyun: Okay sorry, I don’t want to be rude but Kihyun told me I couldn’t go home unless Monsta X was appreciated fully at this meeting.

Tao: Lol why?

Jungkook: You guys can’t even get appreciation on the charts.

Sungjong: *chokes*

Leo: I’m going to go make some coffee.

Jaebum: Tao?!! Why are you here??? Why are there so many Exo members?

Kris: Well everyone knows Yixing kind of stepped up as a father figure once I left-

Yixing: *nods*

Kris: So Suho decided it may be good if the “ex” and the “next” teamed up to support our dysfunctional families.

Seungcheol: Question though. Why are Tao and Sehun both here? Shouldn’t there be only one Maknae?

Yixing: Well see Exo is made up of M and K and toget–

Sehun: Shut up dad, they don’t care.

Jaebum:

Sanha: I don’t feel comfortable being here.

Yugyeom: *whispers to Hyuk*  pretty sure my dad would kill me if I ever said that.

Hyuk: Mine already did.

Jaebum: Let’s get back on track. Vixx just had an impressive comeback. Way to go guys! ….Wait…Where did Leo go that fast?

Zelo: Pretty sure he went out the back door when he said he was going to go get coffee.

Hyuk: Not again.

Kris: Lol I’m usually the absentee father. But that’s the past, I’m fully committed to being in my kid’s liv-

Seungri: Yo Yifan! I got the score on 3 models with daddy issues in a hotel room in 5 minutes! First 3 rounds of soju are on me! You down?

Kris: *stands up* I never liked Exo anyway *leaves with Seungri*

Tao: FATHERRRR!!!!!

Dino: *to Seungcheol* Just in case I never said it. You’re a great dad.

Sungjong: *to Sunggyu* Same

Changkyun: *to Shownu* agreed

JungKook: *looks at Namjoon*

Namjoon: *smiles back*

Jungkook: Nahh *pulls out phone and starts texting*

Yongguk: Yo Yugyeom! Did Jinyoung make any cookies for the meeting this week?

Yugyeom: Oh yeah I almost forgot! *pulls out small container and passes it to Yongguk* Jinyoung said he made them especially for dads meeting!

Yongguk: *takes a bite*

Yongguk: These taste like ass

Yugyeom: Ohhh wait!! Those were the ones I was suppose to only give JB! My bad bro.

Zelo: Wouldn’t be the first questionable thing he’s put in his mouth.

MJ: *covers Sanha’s ears*

Sehun: Is this almost over? BamBam just sent me a message about an Fboi meeting down the hall.

Yongguk: *pulls out phone* I got the text too!

Yixing: Same *high fives him*

Namjoon: *checks phone* I did to- Wait it’s just a por–

Jaebum: NOOO the meeting is not almost over! Bap came back and we haven’t even acknowledged them yet!

Top: Let’s be honest nobody is saying anything because Zelo has roadkill attached to the back of his head and Yongguk is–

Yongguk: I’m going to go make coffee

Yongguk: *leaves*

Yugyeom: *to Zelo* You think he’s coming back?

Zelo: Nah fam he’s gone, and he was my ride.

Hyuk: Don’t worry bro, i got bus fare.

Dino: You act like you get left a lot

Hyuk: 3 times a week

Tao: I feel your pain

Sehun: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOUR DAD LEFT 20 MINUTES AGO!

Tao: Honestly I didn’t have anything to do and I wanted a cookie before i left.

Seungcheol: But they’re ass flavored.

Yixing: He doesn’t mind.

Sungjong: Why are you all so gross? I feel like I have to be a fake person to even fit in here.

Changkyun: *mutters* Says the person who makes all the plastic detectors go off in the airports.

Sungjong: THEY GO OFF BECAUSE I HAVE MORE CREDIT CARDS IN MY POCKET THAN YOU HAVE FANS!

Shownu: Ouch

Jaebum: Hey Shownu! You’ve been so quiet. Is there anything you want to say?

Shownu: no

Sunggyu: We are literally the nicest people here, why in the world are we getting dragged?

Top: Calm down gramps, you’re like 5 years late to the insult, they already moved on.

Sunggyu: *cups ear* A gas station in Tuscon???!!

Jungkook: You remind me of someone old I once knew….

MJ: So we’ll be leaving….this was…something

Sanha: Daddy what does Fboi mean?

Top: IT MEANS FU–

MJ: SEEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!! *drags Sanha out*

Namjoon: We’ll be leaving too. I heard that Jin may be cheating on me with some statuesque type guy an-

JungKook: And i just thought we were too good to be here *leaves*

Dino: We need to leave too, we have a comeback to practice for *leaves with Seungcheol*

Seungcheol: *stops in doorway*

Seungcheol: But we did enjoy “Checking I-

Top: *Slams door in Seungcheol’s face* Oops…it slipped….. I’m rolling too, don’t invite me to anymore of these. *opens door and pushes past Seungcheol*

Seungcheol: I think my nose is broken

Changkyun: We’re bouncing out, Starship is getting sick of our losses and said we can’t stay out late as punishment

Zelo: But it’s only 2pm

Changkyun: WE’RE ALREADY LATE! NOW WE’LL HAVE TO BATHE OURSELVES IN OLIVE OIL IN THONGS FOR OUR NEW MV *runs out*

Shownu: *whispers* not again *leaves too*

Jaebum: You know, sometimes i wish i could go back in time and save him.

Sunggyu: Well we’re out! I’ll be here next time with Woohyun he really wanted to come! *leaves*

Sungjong: I’ll be busy the next meeting

Jaebum: But it’s not even scheduled ye-

Sungjong: *slams door behind him*

Hyuk: Yo Zelo, you ready to go?

Zelo: Yeah dude, but I mean I was ready after the first 5 minutes *both leave laughing*

Jaebum: *mutters* Being around these idols is starting to make me sick.

Yugyeom: Nah it’s just the coffee. Jinyoung had me slip something in that too.

Sehun: Come on Yixing, I want to go home. This was boring and no one complimented my “boyfriend look” today. *leaves with a humph*

Yixing: Thanks for having us, It’s nice to be recognized for something more than being Chinese *follows Sehun*

Jaebum: Whew finally this meeting is over!

Tao: *clears throat*

Yugyeom: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??

Tao: So about the cookies…

Jaebum: Why don’t you do something you’re actually good at and just leave!

Tao:

Yugyeom: Damnnnn

Tao: You cut me deep bro…you cut me real deep *adjusts prada leather coat with panda fur and leaves*

Yugyeom: Yeah so I’m going home too Jinyoung made dinner and I don’t want my plate to get cold.

Jaebum: Yugyeom

Yugyeom: Yes?

Jaebum: Can you ask him if I can come home now?

Yugyeom:

Yugyeom: Probably not *leaves*

Jaebum: I quit.

Seungcheol: *from hallway* MY NOSE WON’T STOP BLEEDING!!

Jaebum: *leaves*

its always the person who you won’t think will ever hurt you that always does and its always the best friend thats “forever” that ends up being the one whose not.
Nothing is fucking predictable, and you can’t predict anyones intentions in your life, you can only live through them. And these past couple weeks I’ve been feeling so damn alone, I seem to forget that I am surrounded by people.
All I can do is replay every single word you’ve said to me over and over again, and I still feel the same way I did, when I first heard those words.
And I can’t make sense of anything anymore. Everything that I thought made sense, stopped and everything that I thought I knew turned into everything that I didn’t know at all.
I used to think that we were forever. I mean, we’ve been through worse, and we were still side by side after it all and now nothing has even happened, we just stopped telling each other everything and then we just stopped telling each other anything at all, and then before i could even make sense of it, there was so much distance between us that there was nothing to reach for anymore. Your so far away, and there is no point in reaching over anymore because we are not the same people we used to be.
I used to think that when somebody said they loved you they’ll love you forever. i used to think loving someone was something that would never go away. the words “I love you” were so raw for me, but none of that makes sense anymore because the truth is, people lie.
Sometimes “i love you” is just a lie, and sometimes its not. But when do you know when its real?
the answer is, you dont.. and sometimes someone will love you one day and then completely ignore you the next for no reason at all.
nothing about anything makes sense anymore. people are here one day, their gone the next. sometimes you don’t even get a reason, you just get to stay up night after night wondering where the fuck did it all go wrong?
and it just doesn’t make sense. nothing makes sense, and I don’t know how to take in the fact that, there are no reasons for why things happen, and sometimes you get no reason to why someone just stops loving you and stops being there for you. You just get to live through it.
—  We used to stay up on the phone talking for hours, now I cant even get a text back. 
EoS

So I haven’t seen much about it which just shocks me a lot. But it completely cleaved my heart in a million pieces because Maeve made Cairn whip Aelin. And Aelin, the stubborn, wonderful Fireheart we know and love, did not count. She wouldn’t do it. But, she bowed before Maeve, and Aelin swore she’d bow for no one or nothing. And the iron. The shackles. To know that Aelin did everything for Terrasen and now she’s again in shackles, whipped, and powerless and thousands of miles from her mate, her cousin, her friends, her kingdom is just heartbreaking. I completely sobbed reading that chapter. Was it hard for anyone else?