but now I realize I was totally like that

Dinner Somewhere Nice
Drawn for ifwehadamonkey‘s follower giveaway!

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This is totally what Iain and Liz meant by a spag bol dinner, right?

anonymous asked:

Soldier Wars has a (fresh and smol) tv tropes page now

ARE YOU KIDDING ME 

HOLY SHIT 

WHO DID THIS I’M SCREAMING, IT’S REALLY WELL MADE

this feels so surreal and the entire time i was reading it i varied between laughing and looking like this :O 

i didn’t even realize all the tropes i’ve put into that fic until you listed them one by one and i’m like - wow i totally didn’t mean to do that but now it looks like i did, thank you for making me look like i planned all this

anonymous asked:

alright, ive scoured the internet for awhile now and I've realized i have never ever seen a picture of gerard shirtless. are there any?? there was supposedly some of him at the beach but upon further investigation they turned out to be Ashton Irwin/some random guy. like i totally want to respect his privacy, it's his body, so whatever he's comfortable with is cool with me. but I am curious as if there are any that you know of ?

Nah, there aren’t any. I mean theres some pics where you can see glimpses of his belly, and there was his really baggy Danger Days sleeveless shirt, but thats about it. I don’t think shirtless is something he’s ever been comfortable with though, judging from his reaction on this interview. 

I’m having a crisis lmao. i have like phases of my life and i get them so confused in my head and lose my identity and get so sad that i want to throw up like i can remember the feeling of living in a dorm at my old college and having my boyfriend and when i remember that’s all gone i feel like I’m going to hyperventilate and having a crush on my professor makes me feel like I’m a senior in high school again because i had a crush on my chem teacher and it makes me so confused i like regress to who i was back then and forget what’s going on now and feel sick when i realize this is a totally different time and all of those versions of me and the things i had and experienced are gone and that makes me have a pain in my lungs lol I’m just sitting on this bench trying to breathe and get ahold of my identity. like who the hell am i i feel like a faceless blob having an out of body experience nothing is real lmao!

Hey! Long time no see! I’ve been sick most of the summer, but starting to feel better so yay! Coming back :p

Today I was in the mood to draw Lily and James canoodling! yup yup! Such deep, much wow!

Lolilo fandom, how do YOU pronounce “Lolilo”?

I just realized I don’t pronounce it in the way that makes the most sense given that it is short for Lovely Little Losers, and now I’m interested!

Do you say:

  • Luh-Lih-Loo (like the actual starts of those words, in my American accent)
  • Loh-Lih-Loo
  • Loh-Lee-Loo
  • Loh-Lee-Loh
  • Loh-LYE-Loh (how I somehow chose to say it and therefore my preferred way which makes no sense)
  • Some other mixture of those options and stresses?
  • Something totally different?

(Tell me in the tags or however you prefer!)

Flux Buddies 107
  • Duncan:*tries to avoid talking about the encounter with Lalnable by talking about the laundry and the witch*
  • Kim:I don't care! What do we do now!? Billy's dead, we don't have any defenses, everything is wrecked, and you're wondering about my frickin witches!? Come ON!
  • Duncan:*keeps trying to avoid the situation*
  • Kim:I don't care! We've got bigger priorities at hand here, like how everything is totally and utterly screwed!
  • Duncan:*finally realizes the weight of the situation* Ohhh FUCK!
  • Kim:Any ideas? Just pull one out your ass!
  • Duncan:F-fix it? Bury the penguin?
  • Kim:*in the most desperate voice I've ever heard* There's nothing left to bury! They've obliterated him!
  • Me:FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT
Wanna know how dumb I am?

I’ve been on tumblr for (nearly?) a year and I just realized that it has a messaging function and that you can let people publicly ask you questions. Probably communicates how much time I spend following other people and exploring this website’s features.

So now that I’ve become aware of all that, I will totally try to start responding to any questions or messages I receive to the best of my ability, so long as I feel that they’re appropriate. If anyone’s interested in that sort of thing.

Seriously, I had like no idea.

I went and did one pool this morning, in almost total darkness before I realized it was like three am.  So I thought, what the hell, and went a head and did the other one I had scheduled and It’s now like five am and I’m literally done with my shit for today.  Then it’s like Tuesday, and on Tuesday I have to go see a man about a horse, and that shit just takes forever so I decided not to and smoked instead.  I got a tattoo, and I want all my siblings to get one too, we can match like a fucking family cult.  A Jewish family cult, that’s some sick shit right there.  I ain’t fucking any of you..wait that’s..that’s incest..wrong weird shit nevermind.  I have to meet my tutor, see her about her boobs or something, meet with someone about asses, or was it classes?  I would prefer it to be asses, I like asses, especially mien.  I mean mine, my own ass, it’s my favorite, seriously, best part about me. Then, then I might come home and have a night with me and Jack.  Maybe it’s a drink..maybe it’s a dude..you’ll never know.

I will be around, and until I speak with you again, may your tits be perky and your dicks be hard.

a few days ago i was focusing on drawing the Lab character that dont get much art and I realized that I totally forgot about Eavae..She’s literally the one that got the least attention.. I drew her only like 3 or 4 times in totally and is was all on the day I created here/the next day. well until now~

for those who are new to her she’s an experiment of the lab and she’s made of “Patarev” a quite peculiar type of modeling clay if you want my opinion. She’s white but just like patarev you can easily dye her any color! you can find more infos about her here

anonymous asked:

Seirin meeting up at a bar to drink and catch up but Furihata gets too drunk on the ping pong game. He wakes up to his body being cradled naked in a huge unfamiliar room in the arms of his highschool crush.

Since I can’t seem to get chapter 8 out, I’m gonna write a drabble XD You didn’t mention a pairing so I’m going to assume it’s akafuri :P I hope you’ll like it. ~ I just realized you asked for a ping pong game which I totally forgot about while writing, sorry

The minute Furihata opened his eyes, he knew he definitely had too much to drink last night. His head was pounding, his eyes hurt and he could still taste the alcohol in his mouth.

Last night, he met up with his old friends from Seirin to catch up, now that everyone was in a different college. And since they were all of drinking age, they decided to meet up at a bar near the station, closest to where he worked part time.

It was nice to see everyone was doing fine, especially Kagami and Kuroko, who took their relationship to the next level by moving in together after high school, who were showing more PDA than usual, perhaps because of the beer in their system.

Furihata kept his eyes focused on the happy couple, the way they laughed together at the silliest of things, the way they looked at each other lovingly and how they just seemed to be in sync the entire evening.

It is maybe because of the envy he felt that he decided to drink his regrets away, regrets that his own high school crush had gone absolutely no where, despite them still meeting up when both had a day off in their otherwise hectic schedules.

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Lol I was looking at old pics of me and memories r just FLOODING IN when I was highly depressed and lived on a couch and on the floor for like a good 2 or 3 years damn started from the bottom now we here

So here’s a little backstory.
A month or two before I started watching SU, I bought a Lapis Lazuli & I wear it everyday almost all of the time. & then shortly after I was allowed to get my room painted, so I wanted it ocean blue & light green just because I like those two colors then proceeded to get matching bed sheets. But (here’s the good part) my Golden birthday was recent & my mom bought me my birthstone Peridot that came in a week later (today) and it was not until today that I realized that I am secretly a Lapidot shipper. Now call me crazy, but I never liked the Idea of those two, although I wasn’t totally against it.

Now I guess this makes me a Lapidot shipper by fate.
Prepare for a lot more Lapidot related antics :)

How the Wild Things Burn (The Wild Things SPN Verse)

Author’s Notes: Finally a more legitimate verse now! The third entry to the series! You can find the first one here and the sequel to it here. Please enjoy! Currently partially beta’d, I will update it a bit here and there if I run into any godawful things I need to fix. Y’all know how late night writing is!!

Warnings for depressing shit (like Sam being miserable because life sucks), mentions of gore and violence, forced drugs/needles, etc. Totally typical grim Supernatural tale.


There is a certain point that Sam had realized that God absolutely loathed and despised him - drifted past apathy and into reviling, hatred, wanted to make Sam Winchester suffer with every ounce of his being. Of course, he’d suspected as much when he had fallen into Hell, because he’d called out to him wordlessly as he fell begging for something else, anything else. He didn’t answer. Sam had always tried denial, tried to imagine God just didn’t see what he was doing, the suffering he’d let ripple out over the earth. Sam liked to imagine God had put his fingers in his ears, closed his eyes, and hummed a tune while his angels were lost and his humans were bleeding and Sam was burning alive in a soup of his own flesh.

Sam had realized God not only didn’t care, but he’d hated him utterly, in that bloodbath ring. And outside of it. Before and after becoming a wild thing.

God had never been on Sam Winchester’s side. He sees that now.

How stupidly late of him.

Sam sits with his knees pulled nearly up to his jaw, crunched small in his kennel of a cage with unkempt hair and the beginnings of a raggedy beard — straw on the camel’s back. The loss of nearly everything he loved was the start of a teetering pillar of resolve, when he was younger. Hell had broken in him ways that would never be salvageable, but he had come out of it with his old sins burned right out of his flesh (so he’d thought). The hallucinations were a small price. The physical agony of the Trials had been child’s play compared to the torment of Dean’s heavy, accusing stare, boring its way into his brain. The filthy taint of Gadreel still fizzled in his stomach, but he fought the urge to wretch, stood next to Dean even as his brother slowly began to push him aside and cradle the blade like the trustworthy partner and brother he’d always wanted.

There’s just — nothing now.

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This week’s challenge: Draw a drenched pony. (10min)

Grump Drowned Gem pony.

She kinda looks like Fluttershy now that I get a chance to look at it. Huh. I hustled pretty hard on this one. So much so that the layering is a total wreck. I got a laugh midway when I realized I’d plopped highlights on the sketch layer. Ah well.

Also, not on Sunday night! WAT *gasp-sp*

Thanks for stopping by!

dianyx asked:

Imagine instead of a bullet, it was a tiny container filled with chemicals that deaged Harry & Merlin found him while Eggsy was busy with the princess. baby!Harry imprinting on Merlin & Merlin deciding to raise his best friend. Harry seeing Eggsy when he's a little older and declaring that he's going to marry him one day. Merlin glaring at Eggsy like it was his fault. Eggsy falling in love with Harry 17 years later & realizing that Merlin was going to kill him for falling for his son

OH.

MY.

GODS.

AND.

GODDESSES.

YES

YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THIS I NEED THIS SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW

NO BUT HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THAT WOULD BE?

I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT TIME HARRY DECLARED HE WOULD MARRY EGGSY, JUST THAT ADORABLE CHUBBY CHILD WITH CURLY HAIR WHO’S BEEN BABY SAT BY EGGSY FOR THE WHOLE DAY AND EGGSY IS TOTALLY THE BEST HE’S FUN AND TREATS HIM LIKE A GROWN-UP AND HE’S A BADASS AND HARRY WANTS TO STAY WITH HIM FOREVER

SO WHEN MERLIN COMES TO BRING HIM BACK HOME AND ASKS HIM HOW IS DAY WENT HE CAN’T SHUT UP ABOUT EGGSY THIS AND EGGSY THAT AND THEN HE LOOKS MERLIN WITH THAT SERIOUS AND CONFIDENT AND DETERMINED LITTLE LOOK MERLIN REMEMBERS SO WELL AND MERLIN KNOWS HE WON’T LIKE WHAT IS GOING TO LEAVE HIS MOUTH NEXT.

“WHEN I GROW UP I WILL MARRY EGGSY”

AND MERLIN’S BLOOD TURNS COLD AND HE SENDS A DARK LOOK AT EGGSY.

BUT EGGSY ONLY LOOK GOBSMACKED AND MERLIN DOESN’T LET HIS EXPRESSION SOFTEN, BUT HE KNOWS THAT EGGSY WAS IN LOVE WITH HARRY AND WHILE HE KNOWS EGGSY WOULDN’T EVER DO ANYTHING UNTOWARDS, TO KNOW THAT A CHILD VERSION OF YOUR OLD FLAME WANTS TO MARRY YOU, WELL IT MUST BE A SHOCK.

AND IMAGINE MERLIN TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST NOT TO KEEP HARRY AWAY FROM EGGSY, NOT BECAUSE HE’S SCARED ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN BUT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT EGGSY EVEN IF HE’S PUTTING ON A GOOD FRONT, WELL HE’S HURTING. SO THEY ONLY HAVE SPARSE CONTACT OVER THE YEARS AND ANYWAY EGGSY IS OFTEN GONE ON MISSION.

UNTIL HARRY GETS OLDER AND OH HE STARTS GETTING IN TROUBLE AND MERLIN HAS BEEN BALD FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY BUT HE STILL FEEL LIKE TEARING OUT HIS NON-EXISTANT HAIR. SO HE ENLISTS EGGSY’S HELP TO TRY AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO HARRY AND EGGSY STARTS SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH HARRY AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE YOUNG MAN WHO’S DIFFERENT FROM HIS OLD MENTOR BUT ALSO VERY SIMILAR.

AND HARRY. WELL HARRY NEVER GREW OUT OF HIS CHILDHOOD CRUSH DID HE? AND HE DOESN’T CARE AT ALL THAT EGGSY’S GOT A GOOD 20 YEARS ON HIM, THE MAN IS STILL FIT AS HELL AND HE’S HAD SOME PRETTY INTENSE FANTASY OF STRIPPING HIM OUT OF HIS SUIT SINCE HE FIND OUT WHAT HIS DICK WAS FOR. SO CUE HARRY DOING HIS BEST TO SEDUCE EGGSY, NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT EGGSY IS ALREADY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH HIM.

omg, sorry i got carried away… I hope you don’t mind I published it publicly, but it’s such a damn good idea I felt it needed to be shared!!!

anonymous asked:

Would It be weird to ask you to post a pic of you and your Mr. Jez? You're my fave writer and tbh it's gotten to the point where when you talk about personal I see still Isii.

Ha! Now I’m picturing Isii tormenting Solas with cold hands on his scalp, given my last post. Priceless.

The picture is a bit old (given that Mr Jez really hates having his picture taken), but here’s the most recent photo of the two of us:

Sadly, my hair is not that rad anymore. Nowadays, I look more like this:

(When I’m not being a dork and painting vallaslin on my face for Gen Con).

In scouring through pictures for this post, I realized that Mr Jez is more often than not a total dork when having his picture taken. Either he’s intentionally being silly:

Or it’s like that one time when he was “attacked by a bee” (that was actually a butterfly) right when I snapped the photo:

I think I only have one picture handy where he’s not goofing off - back from when we first got our cat Wash:

So yeah. That’s us.