but not really

anonymous asked:

Wait, if you give Shockwave your CNA to make more seekers, two questions. 1. Since we know that is he uses just your CNA it'll just make clones of you, and everyone knows how that panned out, he's going to probably need to combine your CNA with someone elses. Do you know who that'll be? 2. If he makes seekers with you're CNA, that technically will make you a parent, wouldn't it? Via laws of biology and life and such.

Via laws of organic biology perhaps. Parents give genetic material in the act of creating life. The two are inseparable. Since Cybertronians do not procreate, there is no comparable act. Mixing up some CNA doesn’t create a new Cybertronian - you need a split Spark for that. I would no more be those Seekers’ parent than I was my clones’ parent. I would merely be contributing code to tell the Spark what sort of frame to build for itself. From the way Shockwave was talking, I assume he would splice new code from the CNA samples of several other Seekers. Probably samples he’s had in storage since he murdered them in his experiments.

Asks #1 (In the form of things I love)
  • Lavender: Name something that relaxes you.
  • Polaroid: Post a picture that makes you feel good about yourself.
  • Vinyl: What is some of your favorite music?
  • Incense: List your three favorite scents.
  • Roots: How do you ground yourself or recharge?
  • Silk Sheets: Any ways you treat or spoil yourself?
  • Paintbrushes: Do you have a creative past-time?
  • Scars: Share something difficult you've been through.
  • Rainstorms: What helps you fall asleep?
  • Bones: Name one strength and one weakness.
  • Teacups: Favorite beverages?
  • Sealing Wax: Have you ever received a letter or written one to someone else?
  • Dragons: What makes you feel powerful, what breathes life into you?
  • Soup: Comfort food?
  • The Moon: What's your favorite thing to do at night?
  • Klosh: If you could go back to any three era's what would they be?
  • Lace: Your favorite things to wear?
  • Pocketwatch: If you could be immortal or have an extremely long life span what would you pick and why?
  • Honeybee: Name something positive you have done for yourself or someone else in the last two weeks.
  • Typewriter: If you had to come up with ten words to describe your life story so far, what would they be?
  • Blue Hair Dye: One thing you like about your appearance?
  • Felines: Something that makes you feel better after a hard day?
  • Poetry: If you have one, name a favorite book or poem.
Dear mansplaining morons who think "Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman"

Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude
- has no superpowers to speak of
- trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops
- uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity
- “only a god can kill another god”
- trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race
- can fly
- can literally level a building with a single punch
- can control lightning
- able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands
- can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd
- has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

  • taehyung: *does something exactly in sync with jimin*
  • jimin: yes soulmate connection at its finest
  • jungkook: *does something exactly in sync with jimin*
  • jimin: *slams table* FUCKING STOP IMITATING ME YOU OWE ME RESPECT YOU-