Sometimes I think about what the world would be like if we followed Puritan naming conventions but with SCIENCE instead of the bible.
“This is my daughter Conservation of Mass and her twin, Conservation of Energy.”
“Do you, Evolution by Natural Selection Sanford, take Punctuated Equilibrium Lopez as your lawfully wedded spouse?”
“His name’s Deoxyribonucleic Acid, but we call him Oxy for short.”
“There goes ol’ String Theory Evans, the town eccentric!”
“Fossil Record Li, you stand accused of three counts of public indecency and one count of disruptive weirdness otherwise unspecified. How do you plead?”