but not a girlfriend either

merry christmas eve & happy hanukkah to everyone who celebrates either or both!! my mom’s girlfriend just proposed to her in their kitchen 💕💕💕 when she went to get the ring my mom said, “you’d better not have gotten a gift for me! you’re rotten!” (since they agree every year not to buy presents for each other) and when she saw what it was they both cried out of joy and now they’re eating dinner together and planning their wedding 💕💕💕💕💕💕

peebee: rogue academic

jjessemccree: #so she’s basically indiana jones
beccabluebonnet she’s basically indiana jones.
haledmage: #peebee #rogue academic makes me think of evie in the mummy movies #or indiana jones #she’s gonna be interesting i think #and she and my ryder are either gonna be bffs or girlfriends #and we’re gonna agressively study things across the new galaxy #mass effect andromeda 

Bed is better with two

(A/N): Oh my god I freaking love sleepy, cuddly fanfics

Request:  Hey :) Maybe you can write something where the reader has problems with sleeping in the night which leads her to be awake half of it. And Steve has his daily arguments with Tony and gets pressure from Nat to find a girlfriend so he can’t sleep either? And they meet in the hallway which leads them to sit down in the readers room and talk about it and they find out they can sleep way better when theyre together? So they sleep in hugging each other and someone finds them like that the next morning?

Warnings: None


Originally posted by buckypupbarnes

   “C’mon Steve,” Nat nearly pleads as Steve begins to suit up for the mission they were on. “Just one date with her, I promise it’ll be good,” Steve smiles as he turns to look at Nat all the while strapping his helmet onto his head. 

   “Nat, I appreciate your concern, I really do but I don’t think I’m in any position to start dating,” 

   “How come? To old or not your type,” Steve merely smiles as he repositions his shield on his back, gearing up for the ramp to drop, leaving him to fall through the air. 

   “I’m an independent man who don’t need anybody,” Is all that Steve offers before the ramp opens and he casually walks to the end of it. He gives Nat a little two fingered salute before jumping off, leaving him free falling through the air. 


   “C’mon (Y/N),” Wanda whines as she scoots a bit closer to her friend. “You’ll love him, he’s really sweet and nice and-” 

   “Wanda,” (Y/N) replies softly, taking Wanda’s hand and patting it gently. “It’s very sweet of you to try to set me up but I don’t think I’m ready,” Wanda gives them a small head tilt, her brows furrowing in confusion as she does so. 

   “Why? Bad relationship? Not your type?” (Y/N) merely smiles gently as the gives Wanda’s hand one last pat before letting it go. 

   “Too busy,” 

    To put their fake facades to the side (Y/N) and Steve actually wanted- needed someone in their lives like a significant other. They both craved that stability that a lover would bring, the constant love of someone, a constant companion through their adventures, someone to spend rainy days with. The only problem was they both had a certain kind of person in mind; each other. 

   Neither of them realized it (or anyone else for that matter) but both (Y/N) and Steve needed each other like they needed air to breathe. They needed that stability, but they needed it with each other. That’s why they always refused their friends requests to get them shacked up with someone random person, always giving them the ‘oh, they’re so nice!’ or the ‘You’ll love them!’ explanations. It wouldn’t ever work , neither party ever planned on going out with someone useless, not when they had eyes for each other at least. 

   Of course the two didn’t even know how to go about their crushes, after all what would you expect from a 95 year old virgin and an awkward, shy creature such as (Y/N)? So they dealt with it the only way they knew how to, by ignoring it. This had worked for quite some time, both of them walking on eggshells around each other but they both knew it was going to fall apart soon, just like every genius plan they had but neither of them expected it to happen the way it had. 


   Recently (Y/N) had been having sleeping problems, much to their own dismay. They couldn’t fall asleep no matter how hard they tried. They spent all hours of the night laying in bed, hoping that eventually exhaustion would take over and they’d pass out but it never did. So they were left to stare up at their ceiling in an angry, tired haze as sleep evaded their body like the plague. 

   It was getting to the point of being problematic for them, If they were getting no sleep then they weren’t doing anything well. Their work was getting sloppy, they were constantly irritable and the had lost their appetite. 

   It concerned Steve to see (Y/N) starting to act so different, after all it had come out of the blue and they were never, ever like this. They’d gone from a sweet and bubbly to grouchy and gloomy all over the course of a few days. So yeah, it was more than a little concerning to see them acting so drastically different. But Steve decided to let it be, after all if they had been having a problem they would have come to him if they wanted to talk, so why meddle? 

   Steve decided to keep this ‘no meddling’ act up for a good chunk of the week, completely dismissing (Y/N)’s bad moods and suddenly strange behavior. But that act all turned to shit when Steve had decided to take a late night run, attempting to clear his head of all the nightmares he’d just had. 

   Recently Steve had been having sleeping problems as well, mostly due to his constant nightmares but something as of late just didn’t feel right. He once felt satisfied in his own bed by himself but somehow this had changed recently. He craved to be close to someone while he slept, he needed that extra warmth and assurance and let’s just say none of the other avengers were to up for it. So most nights he was left to his own devices, leaving him to spend his nights all alone and longing for something more.

    And that’s exactly the reason Steve had been going out for a run that morning. He kept telling himself that instead of wasting his time doing nothing but lying in bed awake he should be up, doing something productive so he resorted to running. The constant running (from 4 until 7) usually wiped him out enough to allow him a few hours of restless shut eye although over the last few days not even that was working. Steve’s body physically needed something more than a flight response, he needed that stability and reassurance, he needed some goddamn sleep. 

   So instead of staying inside and wasting away in his bed he decided to go for that unnecessary run, hoping this time it would help more than the last. Steve had just gotten his shoes laced up when he heard the quiet creak of someone’s door. Steve looked down to his watch in confusion, the time read 4:15, a complete and utterly nonsensical time for anyone to be up at. And yet, there was the soft pitter patter of feet on the floor and suddenly (Y/N) was standing in the living area, groggily rubbing at their eyes. 

   Steve gulps as he takes in (Y/N)’s appearance, nothing but an oversized shirt and maybe some underwear underneath that (maybe). They had a sleepy, look about them and their hair was a complete mess but Steve would be lying if he didn’t think It was the cutest thing ever. 

   “Hey,” Steve breaths out as he rises from his seat on the couch. (Y/N) had obviously not been expecting someone to be awake at this hour either because as soon as Steve spoke they nearly screeched as they all but dropped to floor in surprise. 

    “Oh, h-hey Steve,” (Y/N) smiles as they awkwardly rub at their arms. “Didn’t expect you to be up,” Steve smiles back, albeit with the same awkwardness. 

   "Me neither, so uh-“ Steve rubs at the back of his neck, searching the room anywhere but (Y/N), refusing to meet their adorably sleepy gaze. "Why are you up so late, I mean early?” (Y/N) sighs as they shift their weight from foot to foot, biting their lip as they do so.

    “I’ve been having troubles sleeping recently,” (Y/N) admits in an almost guilty tone. “So instead I’ve been coming out to here to not sleep some more,” (Y/N) chuckles awkwardly and they nearly cringe at how awful it sounds. Steve eyes (Y/N) curiously for a moment before looking back down at his sneakers, contemplating his answer.

    “So you too? With the sleeping problems and all?” Steve looks back up to (Y/N) and their gazes connect and Steve swears he’s never seen the poor kid any more tired. It was obvious now that he looked closer, just how tired they were. Their eyes had lost that natural shine and they seemed to always be in this glazed over state of pure exhaustion.

    (Y/N) nods a bit as they stifle a yawn, biting their lip a bit harder. Steve nods as well, in complete understanding. 

    “So you’ve been having sleeping problems too?” (Y/N) asks softly and Steve wants to melt at the tone, so tired and so full of…of something. Steve nods a bit before gesturing to his workout outfit. 

    “I’ve take up early morning runs to help cope I guess,” a small silence falls over the two, neither one quite knowing what to say. It was strange they’d both been having sleeping problems and the exact same time. Maybe it was a sign or something? Steve dismissed the thought as soon as it surfaced, his mind telling him it was just a silly thought. But that thought continued to plague Steve and he knew it wasn’t going to stop until he addressed it. 

    “S-so uh-” Steve trails off, losing his confidence momentarily. Steve shyly looks up at (Y/N) under his lashes and the sight that greets him only fuels his small bit of confidence. (Y/N) looked so exhausted, so so so exhausted and they both needed this. Needed some sleep. Needed each other. “Since neither of us can sleep and this little pattern we got going isn’t helping what if-” Steve’s tongue darts out to swipe along his lips, wetting the dry skin. “What if we tried something, together?” (Y/N) looks interest enough and when they shrug their shoulders Steve continues on. “What if- what if we slept together? Not sexually or anything but just like holding each other or somethin’…” Steve trails off as his confidence deplets completely, leaving him feeling insecure in what he just asked. 

   Steve fidgets around in his seat as he awaits (Y/N)’s answer. The room is silent for a few moments and Steve knows he’s fucked up, he just fucked everything up with (Y/N) and now he has no chance with them, even platonically or- 

    “I’d love that,” (Y/N) whispers tiredly. Steve quickly snaps his gaze up and he finds (Y/N) staring at him warmly, damn near melting Him to the core. 

    “R-Really?” (Y/N)’s smile grows as they extend their hand out, waiting expectantly for Steve to grab it. Steve nearly jumps from his seat, grabbing (Y/N)’s hand in his own. They give his his hand a gentle squeeze, flashing him one more warm smile before guiding him along the hallway, most likely to their bedroom.   

    As expected (Y/N) yanks him into their room, demanding he take off his shoes before he entered the room. 

   Now after some few awkward positions and a few readjustments the two were curled up together, as practically close as humanly possible. (Y/N) sighs softly as the snuggle down into the blankets, all the while reaching down to intertwine their fingers with Steve’s. Steve hums pleasantly and for once in god knows how long he actually feel as though he may be able to sleep. His eyes begin to drift shut and his lips part as he slips into a perfectly restful sleep. And (Y/N) wasn’t close behind, after all they hadn’t ever felt such warmth and comfort in their life and to say it was soothing was an understatement. Having Steve by there side was one of the best decisions they had ever made and they didn’t even regret it when Steve began to snore directly in their ear. 

 ~Extended ending~  

   The next morning Steve awoke feeling pleasantly warm and safe, something he hadn’t felt in ages. Steve hums sleepily as his hazy, sleep filled mind began to slowly connect some dots. He and (Y/N) had slept together, In the same bed and it helped. For the first time in who knows how long Steve had actually had a nice sleep. Steve smiles as he presses a little closer, relishing in the way (Y/N)’s warm body practically fit in his arms perfectly, like pieces of a puzzle. 

   "You guys are cute,“ a voice from the doorway pulls Steve from his thoughts and he nearly jumps out of bed as Sam, Bucky, and Nat all stand in the doorway, watching them With warm smiles. The voice causes (Y/N) to stir, shifting in Steve’s arms and whimpering softly in displeasure. Steve holds (Y/N) a little tighter, soothing their noises before turning to glare at the three perpetrators. 

   "Get out of here, all of you. This is the first real good sleep (Y/N) has had in weeks so if you wake them up I will not hesitate to hurt you, understand?” The group nods, all looking to each other with smug smiles before responding in unison,

    “Crystal clear Captain,”

RFA+V and Unknown who are and aren’t virgins and why? love your blog!
-anon

Yoosung:

  • Precious bean baby is definitely a virgin
  • He’s probably has had a past girlfriend or two (they weren’t really serious relationships either), but he’s never given himself to any of them
  • He’s such a nervous guy and he’d really want to make sure he truly was ready and was in love with the person for his first time

Jaehee:

  • She isn’t a virgin
  • She’s regrettably mentioned before that she is not innocent
  • I can see Jaehee having a past, serious partner who she gave her first to
  • Plus she’s probably had more than one serious partner too

Zen:

  • He used to be a bad boy, remember?
  • Though he stated that he never fooled around with girls willy-nilly, he did do the frick frack quite a few times (but only with his girlfriends, not one night stands)
  • Zen does somewhat regret giving himself up so easily though

Jumin:

  • Virgin
  • Despite with the whole 50 Shades of Jumin Han thing, before his route in the game he really disliked women
  • Jumin tends to be really uptight with these sort of things (canonically not believing in moving in before marriage, for example)

707:

  • He’s had to seduce women for his agency work handfuls of times, so he’s not a virgin
  • It always made him feel dirty and guilty, but he never thought he’d actually fall in love so what did it matter
  • It wasn’t until MC that he changed his perspective

V:

  • Maybe a virgin, maybe not
  • Rika probably never got that intimate with V, and he respected her wishes 
  • But V most likely has had past girlfriends, and he is a very trusting person
  • So who knows? He is the ultimate enigma of the RFA after all

Unknown:

  • With being trapped in Mint Eye almost all his life following some cult, I think it’s safe to say that he’s a virgin
  • And if anybody in the cult tried to come onto him I don’t think he’d care about them either way
Bump In The Road

Reader x Dean


You swore loudly as the car hit the bump and something popped, the back tire made a skidding noise but the car didn’t move.


“No, not now… any time but now.” You whispered and glanced at the bundled-up baby in the back seat, his apple green eyes staring at you with a concerned curiosity.

You started dialling the few numbers you had, apparently New Year’s Eve, was the worst time of the year to be stranded in the middle of nowhere with a busted tire. Bobby always told you to keep a spare and Sammy always told you the same but he was spending the evening with his girlfriend and you could hardly ask either of them to help.

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I'm gonna say this and I'll say it once

Henrik and Tarjei are on a tv show. They PLAY gay (or pan or bi or whatever they are) C H A R A C T E R S. their sexuality in the show does not define their sexuality off screen. Neil Patrick Harris played one of TV’s biggest womanizers in HIMYM, but in real life, he’s gay and has a husband and two kids. That being said, it shouldn’t even matter whether either of them have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. What should matter is their happiness. So for the love of god LEAVE THEM ALONE. They are adults who can live their own lives without petty people trying to get noticed by being rude to them. End of story.

¡Feliz día del amor y la amistad!
Happy love & friendship’s Day! 

Also known as Día de San Valentín (Saint Valentine’s Day). 

In Mexico and many other Latin American countries we also celebrate Valentine’s Day on February 14th. This is a day to celebrate love between couples and friends. People usually give chocolates and gifts. 

I wanted to write this post with some vocabulary and expressions:

♥ Vocabulary:

amigo: friend (man)
amiga: friend (woman)  
amigos: friends (all of them are men OR they are men and women)
amigas: friends (all of them are women)

mejor amigo: best friend (man)
mejor amiga: best friend (woman)
mejores amigos: best friends (all men OR men and women)
mejores amigas: best friends (all women)

novio: boyfriend
novia: girlfriend
novios: couple / boyfriends
novias: couple / girlfriends
pareja: couple / partner
*Pareja can refer to either men or women. It’s a neutral word.

esposo / marido: husband
esposa: wife

♥ Some sentences:

Él es mi amigo Javier. - He is my friend Javier.
Te presento a mi amiga Laura. - I introduce you to my friend Laura.
Para mí es fácil hacer amigos. - It’s easy for me to make friends.
Me encanta pasar tiempo con mis amigas. - I love to spend time with my friends.
¿Quién es tu mejor amigo? - Who is your best friend?
Diana es mi mejor amiga. - Diana is my best friend.
Somos mejores amigos desde hace 15 años. - We are best friends since 15 years ago.
Ellas son mejores amigas. - They are best friends.
¿Tienes novio? - Do you have a boyfriend?
Este regalo es para mi novia. - This gift is for my girlfriend. 
Somos novios [1]. - We are dating. (man and woman)
Somos novios [2] - We are dating. (man and man)
Somos novias. - We are dating. (woman and woman)
Somos la pareja perfecta. - We are the perfect couple/match.
Vivo con mi pareja. - I live with my partner.
Amo a mi esposo. - I love my husband.
Eres la mejor esposa del mundo. - You’re the best wife in the world.

In this day guys usually ask girls out. They ask:
¿Quieres ser mi novia? - Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Girls also can ask:
¿Quieres ser mi novio? - Do you want to be my boyfriend?
They could also ask:
¿Quires salir conmigo? - Do you want to go out with me?
But it’s less frequent.

♥ Phrases:

Gracias por todo. - Thank you for everything.
Gracias por estar siempre conmigo. - Thank you for being always with me.
Puedes contar conmigo. - You can count on me.
Eres muy especial para mi.  - You are very special to me.
Gracias por ser parte de mi vida. - Thank you for being part of my life.
No sé qué haría sin ti. - I don’t know what I would do without you.
Quédate conmigo. - Stay with me.
Eres perfecto/a para mí. - You are perfect to me.
Gracias por todos los momentos especiales. - Thank you for all the special moments.
Gracias por estar ahí cuando más te necesito. - Thank you for being there when I need you the most.

Saying “I love you”

Me gustas (mucho). - I (really) like you (as a boyfriend/girlfriend).
Me caes (muy) bien. - I (really) like you (as a friend).

Te quiero. - I love you 
Te quiero mucho.  I love you so much 
Te amo. I love you 
Te amo mucho.  I love you so much 

*We usually say “te quiero” to friends and “te amo” to our partner or very close family.

*If “te quiero” is “I love you”, then how do you say “I want you”?
Te deseo. - I want you.

♥ ♥ 

That’s everything for today. I hope it’s useful for you! (:
¡Que tengan un buen día! Have a nice day!

I don't know how to say this...
  • But, guys, I need help. My girlfriend and I aren't safe in either of our homes, and we can't do this alone. I hate asking for help, it isn't in my nature because it makes me feel weak.
  • But, I am tired, tired from working two jobs just to buy food, gas, and medicine for my girlfriend and I's mental health issues. My father has mentally abused me since I was little, and mentally and physically abusive towards my mother all my life. Recently, the physical abuse has started on me.
  • My girlfriend is in a house with a Step Father that has been caught filming her in the shower, and a mother who doesn't believe her, and mentally abuses her daily.
  • We just want a safe place for us, a lesbian couple, without the cost of our health.
  • We are only reaching out for help, because we have no one else to go to. Our families don't support us, and my girlfriend has come out to her mom, while I haven't out of fear.
  • We have been looking for apartments for us, so any and all donations will be going towards that, the first few months of rent, and food money, my two hosting jobs just aren't cutting it, while I am still paying on outrageous school bills, and 'owe' my parents money for helping me and her out in times of need. They take about 50 dollars out of my check every two weeks.
  • If you can help, I am dropping a paypal.me at the end of this post. Thank you, to those who donate, or boost, it means the world to us.
  • paypal.me/moonie7
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Nina laughed softly. “Let’s buy the Menagerie.”
Inej grinned, thinking of the future and her little ship. “Let’s buy it and burn it down.”

The Great Backpack Switchup

@ushibakawaka: aww you’re too cute, this request wasn’t bad at all! I actually really loved it! Thanks for requesting, I hope you like it(:

Originally posted by visual-17

Pairing: Mingyu/Reader

Genre: don’t be fooled by the summary, this is pure fluff

Summary: In which a tampon, a notebook and a dildo lead Mingyu to his future girlfriend, or a sex addict, either is valid. 

Author’s Note: I may have made this a lot weirder than I should but oh whales, I think it’s funny. Do you guys care for profanities by the way? I have a sailor’s mouth constantly, so I never really censor myself but if you guys want me to start putting in a warning please let me know! I don’t want to offend anyone!  And just a side note: I’m not going to be able to write every request I get, just because I don’t get inspiration to write from the scenarios that are requested. Don’t be offended! I just suck at being creative sometimes. I do keep the idea in my drafts just in case an idea suddenly pops into my head! 

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Human Trolls Head-canon AU!

Ok, but I imagine Branch working at some place, whatever you want him to work at/with, and everybody knowing him as the grumpy kind of person. 

Everybody would know he doesn’t like hugs, or physical contact whatsoever and don’t you dare entertain him with meaningless conversation. You go to him when you want something done and that’s it, otherwise, just leave the poor guy alone.

Either way, the rumor spreads that he has a girlfriend, and everybody would be wondering who on Earth would date him. Probably someone as grumpy as him. 

But then, one day, let’s say, Poppy pops in the workplace because Branch had forgotten his lunch or something, or perhaps she just wanted to surprise him, right? 

And he would be busy attending something but everybody would see this girl with pink hair and glittery make-up and colorful dress try to sneak up on him making everybody signs to keep quiet, and they would be like “Is she crazy? Who on Earth is this girl?” And then she would just jump and embrace him in a bear hug shouting his name, but instead of getting annoyed he would be pleasantly surprised to see her.

And then everybody learned that he, the grumpiest of them all, had the happiest girlfriend of all, and holly hell, Branch can actually smile!!

BTS React to Little Sister’s BF Cheating

A/N: I am so sorry to hear that! What happened to you is the worst thing ever! That man is a poor excuse for a human being and that friend of the girlfriend isn’t so good either! No matter what don’t let it bring you down, show them you’re better then them and stay happy! We’re always here if you need to chat <3

~Blake

Jin

Jin woud be outraged but cover it up to comfort his sister. She’d called him while she stood at the front of his dormitory door and begged him to let her in. He thought it was strange she’d came at such a late hour but when he opened the door and saw her tears he knew she did it because she didn’t want anyone else to see her crying. After bringing her inside and letting her cry on his shoulder to vent he eventually lulled her to sleep. He was going to get her ex’s head the very next day. What was most important now is his sister.

Suga

Suga would be totally confused as to what happened but when his sister calmed down enough to talk clearly he lost his top. He’d grab his jacket and make sure either Jimin or Rapmonster would keep his sister in the dorms, what was doing to happen wasn’t going to be pretty. However he wouldn’t go and do anything physical if his sister didn’t want him too, he’d still teach the asshole a lesson either way.

J-Hope

It’s clear J-Hope didn’t like her boyfriend to begin with, but he kept it quiet because he wanted to keep his sister happy. The day when she came home crying her eyes out was the last straw for him. Like Suga he wouldn’t beat up the guy, but he’d still make sure her ex regretted what he’d done to J-Hope’s precious sister.

Rapmonster

He would’ve had a slight feeling something was wrong with his sister’s relationship, but he felt the same way with anyone else who came into contact with her so he pushed the thoughts aside and assumed it was just him being overprotective. When it was his day off and his sister ran into his room crying he knew exactly what went down. With open arms, a caring smile, and a shoulder to cry on; Namjoon held his sister close and stayed with her the entire time, not wasting another breathe on the jerk that broke her heart. He wasn’t worth it anyway.

Jimin

Poor boy would have no control over what would happen next, all he saw was red when his sister’s crying face came into his view. As soon as she said what her ex had done he’d be out of the dorm and driving to the bastard’s house. He knew fighting wouldn’t resolve anything but he went there with the intention of scaring his sisters ex, which he’d done.

V

Like Rapmonster, V would be all ears and stand by his sister’s side. He ignored what anger he felt and imagined what his sister must be going through, she needed him more then he needed to knock out her ex. He’d put on his happy smile and offer to do something he knew would get her mind off of everything. He’d do anything to make her see her true worth that no one in the entire universe deserves to have, she’s just too good.

Jungkook

He’d be the only one out of the seven to lay a hand on the guy. I hate to say it but if anyone were to start a fist fight it would be Jungkook. The jerk hurt his little sister and had the nerve to lie, cheat, and take her virginity. There was no way he’d let that slide. His sister meant too much to him.