but none the less the top right :')

Here is the story where Stiles makes so many puns that Peter nearly dies of laughter. Watch for the cut, it’s over 2.5k words. Most of these puns come from the light of my life, @chilassa.

Stiles knew that he wasn’t the most subtle person to ever grace this earth. But compared to the Hale’s he was a fucking ninja.

He couldn’t believe that no one had figured out yet that they were actually werewolves. Real, actual, honest to god werewolves. That no one knew about.

Stiles really started to question this town’s intelligence.

It took him three days to suspect what they were and after the full moon on the eighth day of their acquaintance, he was convinced and had damning proof right there.

They were having deer for dinner. Deer and rabbit. When none of them were a hunter and no one in that house owned a gun. That in itself was suspicious enough, but then, to top it off, they also let Stiles see the carcass before they cut it into smaller bits.

And a torn out throat is not exactly the death a hunter, a human hunter, would inflict on some poor deer. Werewolves though…. They most definitely would.

Stiles had been suspicious before that though. Cora and Laura had roped him into some kind of friendship in less than a day, Stiles was still unsure how that actually happened, and even Derek seemed not to hate Stiles on sight, which was strange enough.

But they wouldn’t stop talking about how something, or even someone, smelled, they noticed people long before they even came in sight, they knew when someone was upset, and don’t even get Stiles started on all the touching. Though according to what he found online, scenting was more like it.

They were like a bull in a china shop and Stiles wondered how no one had figured it out yet.

And worse, how the Hale’s could think that they were subtle at all.

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Kwami Swap AU gone dark - Part 1, Origins

Part 1 (you are here!), Part 2, Part 3

I have to warn you, this is gonna be a hella long post. I’m sorry.

So, I can’t believe how long it took me but I finally realized why I don’t particularly enjoy how the Kwami swap AU is usually portrayed. Or better, I do enjoy it, but in a highly specific setting: the “Akuma somehow gets them to swap powers" one. That, I love. It has so much comedic and character insight potential, how could I not love it? Nothing like getting to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes to better understand them, right? No, what perplexed me was the other kind of Kwami Swap. The “they get the opposite Miraculous from the get go”.

So far, I’ve only seen this AU played out as something fluffy, but I’m talking past the cutesy idea of seeing our heroes in each other’s suits and roles.What could the actual implications of such an idea be, put realistically (as much as you can when talking about a fictional work) into the show’s canon? Because to me that would be a proper nightmare on so many levels that it’s actually kind of interesting. And this, really, is the whole point of this post. Brace yourself, it gets depressing.

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You know, what’s interesting to me? I keep noticing a recurring theme within Emma and H00k’s relationship across the last couple of episodes - Emma wants there to be no walls between them. She wants a candid, raw, completely open relationship where they share everything and there are no secrets. 

“It’s just you and me. No walls. No secrets.”

“You come to me, H00k! And you lean on me and you trust me. We have to stop hiding things from each other. […] That is what I agreed to marry, that is what I thought we were together.” 

Even when H00k tries to be honest with Emma, there’s always something lurking in the woodwork to come out from his past and his natural instinct is to withhold the truth from her. He lied to her for the entirety of 6x12 (I know some will justify it by saying he was doing it to help David, which is fair enough, but the fact remains that he lied to Emma to do that). Even though we heard him show remorse for what he’d done to David’s father and even though he repeatedly said he was going to tell Emma the truth and he even tried to tell her, in the end he continued to hide it from Emma. He was actually going to burn his memories and we can assume never tell her the truth about it. And this isn’t the only time there’s been secrets between them. Throughout their relationship there’s been a high level of secrecy, even if they claim to be doing it out of love (which let’s be honest, everyone can excuse most of their lies with, but it doesn’t make it any less wrong). In season 5 their plot was pretty much entirely rooted in secrecy. Emma used her dark magic, tainted everyone’s memories and lied to H00k all to keep the secret from him that he was a Dark One. Earlier in the season H00k lied to Emma about getting rid of the shears (even though he did do the right thing and come clean in the end). There are probably more examples of these kinds of secrets, but none I can think of off the top of my head. Regardless, as hard as Emma and H00k try (and I’ll give it to them, they really do try) they just can’t seem to maintain an open and honest relationship with one another. Snow herself even criticized Emma’s relationship with H00k when she said: 

“Look, your father and I might not be perfect, but we don’t keep secrets from each other.” 

But guess what? Emma already has exactly what she wants - what she needs - a relationship without secrets, a person she can be completely honest with and who will do the same in return. It’s not H00k, it’s Regina

It’s canon that Emma and Regina know each other, a basis upon which a truly honest relationship is formed. To be completely open with each other you have to know each other inside and out and understand each other’s inner workings. 

“Emma, listen to me. I know you. The good you is still in there.”

I know her. I believe her. 

Look, I know you, Emma. It took a long time but I really know you

Emma, I know you. You will fight it. 

I know you, Emma. You fight when it matters. (x) (x)

And because they know each other so well, they can’t lie to each other, even if they wanted to. 

“You can lie to your parents, you can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to me.” 

“With you Regina, I can always tell when you’re lying.” (x)

There’s a sense of unspoken communication and understanding between Regina and Emma which means they instinctively seem to pick up on each other’s feelings, vulnerabilities and lies, which this post clearly demonstrates. Here we see Regina seeing straight past Emma’s mask and proving the point I already made that no matter how hard they try they can’t lie to each other. 

And what’s even more important is that Emma and Regina’s relationship has developed to a point whereby they don’t even try to hide the truth from each other anymore. In season 6, in particular, I’ve noticed a clear pattern whereby Regina and Emma confide in each other all the time about their anxieties or problems rather than hiding them from each other (x). And that is just one example. 

Going back to season 5 when Emma was the Dark One, there was a level of trust that Emma placed in Regina that she didn’t in anyone else which Emma proved when Regina is the one she entrusted the dagger to out of everyone in her family, including H00k. Regina also shared her most painful and private memory - Daniel’s death - with Emma in order to help her. In 5x08 Regina is the one that picked up on Emma’s struggle with the darkness, she called her out on it, encouraged her to knock down all the walls she was hiding behind. In that same episode in Storybrooke Emma confided in Regina about her anxieties over Liam (H00k’s brother) and his opinion about her. And 5x22 is a perfect example of just how much the walls between Emma and Regina have completely dropped (x). Not only did Regina confide in Emma completely, even admitting that the darkness was still alluring to her and how she struggled with it and Emma openly accepted Regina and told her, “I believe in you.” 

Skipping forward to season 6, this aspect of Regina and Emma’s relationship has continued to develop. In 6x04 Regina confided in Emma about what they needed to do to kill The Evil Queen and trusted Emma above everyone else with the secret that she had to die in order to do that (x). In 6x05 Emma told Regina about her visions of her death and the truth about the possibility of Regina being the one under the hood, even though she clearly didn’t want to because she knew it would offend and upset Regina. Later on when Emma went to Regina’s vault, there was an honesty between them as Regina said she was trying to save Emma’s life and Emma admitted she was worried. In 6x08, Regina shared her plan on how she wanted to get rid of the Evil Queen with no one but Emma. And it was a perfect example of showing just how open and honest their relationship has become, particularly in regards to their roles as mother’s to Henry (x). Emma told Regina that the only thing that was giving her comfort regarding her impending death was knowing Henry would have Regina, when they were trapped in the mirror realm Regina admitted she was afraid to raise Henry alone and later on in Storybrooke Regina and Emma openly spoke about their emotions regarding their son since he was all grown up. In 6x11 Regina didn’t even attempt to hide her turmoil over Robin and also admitted how the world would be better without her. I could continue listing these kinds of scenes/moments between Emma and Regina, but I think I’ve made my point. 

When Emma or Regina are in trouble, they’re in a dilemma, they’re upset, anxious or unsure, they confide in one another and turn to one another for help. They trust that they will always have each other’s backs and will help each other in any way they can. They don’t feel the need to hide the truth from one another to protect each other’s feelings, because they both know that they’re strong. Emma believes in Regina and Regina believes in Emma. Whatever the issue is, they always have faith they can work it out together. With Regina and Emma, there is also no shame. Emma knows the darkest parts of Regina and vice versa and they have openly discussed that with each other on more than one occasion, yet they openly have faith in their light conquering their darkness. Whenever Regina has expressed doubt about her ability to be good and do good, Emma immediately dives in to remind her that she can do it and vice versa. Regina is the one that encouraged Emma not to give into the darkness in 4x20 and she’s the one that told Emma she believed there was still good in her when she was the Dark One. Likewise, Emma is the one that told Regina that being evil isn’t what made her strong and was the first one that believed in her way back in season 2. 

Everything Emma thinks she and H00k are, everything she wants them to be…it’s what she and Regina already are. With Emma and Regina there are no walls, no secrets, they do lean on each other and they do trust each other. 

The First Time

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Characters: Kenny Omega x OC/Reader

Summary: First time with Kenny Omega. Sweet n’ Smutty. 

Warnings: nsfw, losing virginity, terrible jokes

A/N: I originally wrote this as a “you” Drabble but I don’t like writing long fics using that so I switched it to she/her. 

PS. I haven’t been a virgin for like.. WELL LONGER THAN I CARE TO ADMIT. But I hope I captured some of those nervous feelings.

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losing a life (to gain another)

Summary: Dan’s a ghost and a bit of a cock block but Phil likes him anyways.

Wordcount: 11,200

Genre: Fluff & Angst

Warnings (spoilers): homophobia, brief mentions of child abuse and neglect, cheating

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“You know, pretty much none of the default preferences on these things are optimized.  You can get more out of the gravity drive if you dim the interior lights, the internal dimensions need to be scaled up to reach an equilibrium where the system isn’t fighting itself to keep it constricted, all the control panels scroll text from left to right when clearly top to bottom is easier to follow…”

“Peridot!  Who cares!  Nobody cares!  We gotta go!”

“Oh, don’t worry, Pearl, he’ll wise up eventually.  When he notices his thrust ratio is four percent less efficient than it should be, he’ll come craaaawling back to Peridot, begging for my help, and then I’ll show him how these things are really done.”

Loving insanity pt. 3{{Jerome Valeska x Reader}}

Author Note: yay I finally get to write this!!! I really hope y'all like this story!!!!💜💜 Length: long Requested: request/Collaboration Warnings: none _____________

When you woke up the next morning you were completely tangled up with Jerome. He was sleeping perfectly and you didn’t want to move and wake him. You instead just sighed and laid your head back down on his chest. He started to stir and looked down at you. He smiled and ran his fingers through your hair. You looked up at him.

“Well good morning Sleeping Beauty.”

He rolled his eyes and chuckled. You felt his chest rumble and it made you giggle. You got up and stretched.

“Let’s go get breakfast. No one is home so you can just wear that.”

He nodded and followed you out of the room. The two of you headed to the kitchen where you proceeded to make coffee. You handed him a mug and smiled.

“Well well well… What do we have here?”

You and Jerome both froze. You turned to see Barbara standing there with a smirk on her face and arms crossed.

“Did you two have fun last night?”

You blushed immensely while Jerome choked on his coffee and started coughing.

“That is not what happened!!!!”

“uh-huh sure.”

Barbara winked at the pair then turned to exit.

“Just remember to wash the sheets!”

“Shut it!”

You heard Barbara laugh as she exited. You turned to give him an apologetic look.

“Nice mom you got there.”

“Not my mom, that’s my dad’s girlfriend.”


Jerome insisted that you go back to the Circus with him. He said he would show you the best acts and introduce you to the circus performers. You two walked around for a few hours before a man that looked like a ring leader came up and called Jerome over.

“I’ll be just a minute.”

You nodded and he walked off. You stood there admiring a poster for the Flying Graysons. Your feet seemed to get bored as they started moving. You had gotten lost after a while and had stopped in your tracks. You looked around for someone who could help. You saw a woman with a snake wrapped around her and you presumed she was a performer.

“Excuse me miss, but do you happen to know where I can find a boy name Jerome. I don’t know his last name but I know he lives here.”

“It’s Valeska. Jerome Valeska. And why on earth would a pretty girl like yourself be looking for a pest like him.”

“Excuse me but who do you think you are to talk about him like that?”

“His mother.”

You froze. You knew this was the woman who screamed at him. Her voice was recognizable now.

“and who may you be?”

Jerome had been looking for you for a while now and when he found you…. He didn’t like what he saw. She was with that last person on earth he wanted to see her with. He heard his mom ask the question so he ran up to you and grabbed your arm protectively.

“My girlfriend.”

“Hah! Like you could get a girlfriend.”

You were beyond fed up with this woman. So you intertwined you fingers with Jerome’s.

“Actually he can. Maybe if you weren’t such a bitch to him all the fucking time you would realize that. Now excuse us. We were just passing by.”

Lila looked beyond shocked as you gave her the sweetest smile that you could before walking away with Jerome.

Since that happened you and Jerome wouldn’t unlock your hands. Hours felt like seconds as you realized it was time for you to go. You frowns and he hugged you.

“Cheer up Doll face. I’ll see you again soon.”

He bent down and placed a sweet kiss on your forehead before entering his trailer. ______________

It was 1 am. You were laying in bed thinking about what Jerome said. Did he really mean it when he called you his girlfriend? Or was it all just to get you away from his mom?


You threw yourself back into your bed and covered your face with your hands. You heard a light tapping noise on your window and when you looked over you saw Jerome squatting on the fire escape while waving at you. You quickly got up and ran to the window. You unlocked it and opened it. He slipped inside.

“What the hell are you doing here at 1 in the morning.”

“I had to see you again.”

“And this couldn’t wait till tomorrow.”

He shook his head and you sighed. You led him to the bed and you both sat on it.

“I couldn’t stop thinking about you. And what you said. No one has ever stood up for me before.”

“She was a bitch and I wasn’t going to let it slide.”

“But that’s not the only reason I am here… I know we have only just met but you are different from other people. You care about me unlike other people. What I’m trying to say is that I care about you too. And what I said earlier about you being my girlfriend. I want that to be true too. And I’m not good with words so I want to show you how I feel.”

Before you could reply he smashed his lips onto yours. He was passionate but soft and sweet. Almost as if to treat you like glass. You started to kiss back. Both of your lips moved in sync. Almost like they knew what to do.

The moment ended too soon for you when your dad walked in.

“Y/N, I’m ho-”

You and Jerome just froze. Jim was to tired to get get angry so he put he hands up in the air in defeat and backed out of your room.

“I’m going to go and uh pretend like this didn’t just happen.”

You covered your face in embarrassment as Jerome laughed. Your first kiss with him and of course your dad had to walk in right then.

“So uh ignoring what just happened…. Will you be my girlfriend?”

You smiled and nodded. Tonight had to top your list of favorite night ever. Well besides the whole dad thing but none the less no one could ever possibly be as happy as you were right now.

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I have spoken about this before, I posted a couple of days about the…,

Spoilers for episode 2 onReddit, and in the very top picture is him reviewing the episode. Now, I read his run down of episode 1, and he was pretty thorough with what happened, some things were out of context, but right none the less.

“Most people are sheep…you’re a dragon, BE a dragon.”

At the end of the last book, Daenerys was taken from Mereen, and was BROUGHT to the Dothraki waste, I’m pretty sure. There she has a conversation with grass (hallucinations) and they’re telling her she turned her back on being a dragon, and her children. (Drogon, Rhaegal, and Viserion.)

Fire and Blood.

At the end, she decided to embrace her house words.

Now, the show is doing this, but in a different way. Instead of a hallucination, Olenna will be telling her this.

And if LADS leaks hold weight, she’ll be barbecuing the Tarlys. Father and Son. Hmmm..sounds rather…familiar doesn’t it?

Who else roasted a father and son for going against them?

Yep, Aerys Targaryen, second of his name. They were enemies in his eyes, all because they wouldn’t kneel to his madness.

The Tarlys will be considered treasonous because they won’t bow to a foreign Targaryen who is unleashing dragons upon the realm.

Now, if we see anything from the spoilers, we see Euron WINNING this sea battle, and I also heard the Casterly Rock invasion won’t end well. Even with Tyrions elaborate, expansive knowledge of the sewer systems, the soldiers themselves will be hard to take on.

Will Daenerys stand for this? No.

She’s going to go by what Tyrion says, because he’s her advisor, but, she’s going to turn to ‘being’ a dragon, and taking what she wants with FIRE AND BLOOD.

Lets take a look at the expressions Tyrion has. All three are worried. There’s also one more I forgot, where he worriedly snaps his head to the side.

Getting back to the Tarlys.. Daenerys told the Dothraki horde, when she was atop Drogon after burning their seven Khals, she promised they could pillage.

“Will you help me destroy my enemies in their iron suites and iron castles?!”
(Something like that.)

Now, are you really going to tell me that she will NOT let them pillage Horn Hill? And do you honestly think they won’t kill Sam’s mother and sister? At the very LEAST take them prisoner?

No. She won’t.

Now, do you honestly believe Jon Snow will sleep with her, after knowing all of this?

Are you serious?

He might sleep with her, but it won’t be because of love. It’ll be for comfort…

Comfort for what though?


Even if you’re a D@ny fan, you cannot discount these things. These can’t be ignored…Tyrions facial expressions of worry, dread, and shock CANNOT be ignored. Olennas little ‘be a dragon’ speech CANNOT be discounted.

It’s not a coincidence, and it’s not a GOOD thing.

End of my little meta thing here.


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Can you recommend some blogs that you love to have on the dash, I'm hunting new people to follow. <3


OMg where do i being?????? so many awesome ppl tbh. 

@clairexnovak  - @betaxhale - @frayxclary / @prcphesiied@grectunwcshed / @breakingnoses - @nothopefulhart - @wereyxulonely / @notatlas / @astrepur / @mieczyslawr / @joneshead / @lcbrat / @lilmisslydiamartin / @lesfleursfortes / @rolemodcls / @undeciided / @ofsollicitudo – tho my girl is on a smol break atm but none the less, deserves all the loving ever / @packbuilt / @aimedtrue / @ssssssteph / @faultcoded / @fortmiinable@heartguided / @heartsofvalor / @hciressv / @crimsonuproar / @vieuxperle / @omamoribane / @bittenrage / @bowstrung / @notmyjeepyoucreep / @magiclimits 

those are just off the top of my head. i’m probs missing some but i cannot for the life of me remember right now I SORRIES

Crying in the club reached the top ten spot on iTunes when it was first released. Strangers ( a feature none the less) hasn’t even reached the top ten spot. If you want to like a song go ahead and like it all you want but this was a weak attempt at a drag if I ever saw one. Take a seat ho. You’re embarrassing yourself.

And just for fun lets see where Strangers is right now. 

Well that’s embarassing! 

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OK, I’m honestly struggling a bit here, and I’d appreciate your feedback, whether you’re part of budoblr or not. So these two lady friends came to try aikido at my dojo one month ago, and they told me right away how much they enjoyed it (and this was truly sincere… and this is also why I’m struggling). Since then, they’ve showed up maybe three times. Today, both cancelled last minute because they had waaay too much to drink on Friday night and woke up past 3pm. For the third week in a row.

They are about 10 years younger than me, one is American, the other British, both are single, and we obviously lead vastly different lifestyles. Their work terribly sucks these days. I can see the appeal of drinking your troubles away and hope to find someone nice to go home with to have fun. But tbh, even in my 18-30, I’ve never woken up at 3pm, utterly wasted, so I’m at a loss. Is that… normal?

Now, I’m not their sister, and even less their mom, and we’re not close enough to allow me to comment, encourage or criticize. But I see how deeply unhappy both are and I’m pretty sure wasting their entire weekends away recovering from binge drinking on Friday night can’t really help them feel better with themselves. Something like aikido – or anything social/physical where you actually give your mind and body a place to grow, and have to follow some basic discipline – would.

How can I tell them anything without sounding judgmental? Should I simply wait until they finally “get hooked”, and slowly but surely want to give more time and space to practice? This is none of my damn business, but somehow, it is, right? They’re friends, younger, with less experience, they are far from any family in a foreign country 10′000km away from home, away from their usual support network, it’s their first (shitty) work experience, on top of that overseas, and I just can’t shrug it off.

How can I kindly suggest to try to come more often to practice, even when they feel tired, without sounding pushy? Or maybe there’s no solution and I should drop it.  

magical story time!!!

ahhhh you guys!!! the most surreal thing just happened to me and I can’t even believe it’s real but this literally JUST happened!

so, for as long as i can remember my favorite book has been The Catcher In The Rye! I don’t know how many copies i’ve blown through, but quite a few! anyway, so just the other day i went to one of my favorite book stores in town and stumbled upon an edition i’ve never seen before and certainly never owned and it was only 3 dollars! it smelled lovely, i love the smell of well loved and old books! 

i was so excited with my purchase that i went through a drive thru to celebrate with a large dr. pepper and couldn’t wait to get home and start reading the book again. but silly old me doesn’t have cup holders and i tried so hard to methodically place the dr.pepper in my center console. but none the less, the first corner i took it fell right over right on top of this new beautiful book of mine. I was devasted, not only was my dr. pepper all over my seat but this book was absolutely ruined. i mourned it’s loss very hard. 


i can’t even explain how this happened. none of my friends have owned up to it after posting it on my snapchat. it is a complete mystery to me how this book got back to me after RUINING it. this is seriously so magical i feel so blessed you guys this is truly got to be magic. straight up magic. 


Drabble: 40. “Am I your husband or your taxi service?”
41. “Take notes, sweetheart.” @wildkxrdedits
Pairing: Matthew Kim/BM x Reader
Word Count: 409
Notes: I hope this is what you wanted, thank you for the request hun!
Warnings: None
Genre: Humor

“Aw, who’s a good little boy?”

“How do you know it’s a boy?”

“Well how do you know it’s a girl?” BM turned his gaze away from your large belly to look at your face, his eyes narrowed in a joking manner as his hands continued to gently press against your stomach. “For all we know, he could be as cool as me.”

“Or she could be,” You said as you let out a small chuckle of amusement, and you raised a hand to lightly slap BM’s head as you did so. “Now please stop messing around, and can you please get me the—”

“Stop pestering me, woman!” BM jumped up and away from you in annoyance, but the smile playing at his lips told you he was only faking, even as he crossed his arms while giving you a small glare. “Am I your husband or your taxi-service?”

His question caused you to cross you arms over your chest as you rose your eyebrows in a scrutinizing way. From your seated position you raised your leg to kick his shin, but he was quick to jump out of the way of your attack. As he jumped back, he landed dangerously close to the living room table, causing your heart to race just a bit as you eyed the glass bowl, filled with decorations, that was sitting in the middle of the table.

“Right now, you’re both,” You told him, tearing your gaze away from the bowl to look at BM quickly, and you gently set a hand on top of your belly . “Does it look like I can get up right now?”

“Fine, I guess I can get it.” BM rolled his eyes in reply to your statements, but none the less he shook his head. “Take notes, sweetheart. This is—”

“Matthew, watch out!”

BM wasn’t paying any attention to his current surroundings, so as he turned around to walk out of the living area, his feet got caught on the table that he was standing in front of. It was like slow motion as he tumbled to the ground with a loud thud, and surprisingly, BM was quick to reach his arms out to catch the falling glass bowl. “Ah, dammit!” He hissed just a bit as he slowly set the bowl down on to the ground so that he could grasp his now throbbing shin. “How long has that been there?”

“Since we moved in.”

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im dead at "confess your sins" as the name of your ask box but anyway, can you write a drabble based off of this sentence: "are you just gonna sit here and watch the x files all day, or are you going to do something productive?"

Spencer loved you for everything you were. For your messy hair and your loud laugh, to the way you’d chase the dog around just for fun and the fact you couldn’t cook if your life depended on it. So he’d never imagined that he’d grow annoyed at something you did, much less something this simple.

“Are you just gonna sit here and watch the X Files all day, or are you going to do something productive?” Spencer asked with slight annoyance as he found you stretched on the couch for the third day in a row.

“This is productive. I’m learning,” you replied with a small wave of dismissal.

“Learning what exactly?” he asked with a scoff.

“About how secretive the FBI is,” you replied with a devilish grin. Spencer rolled his eyes at the wiggle of your eyebrows.

“You know that none of this is real, right? We don’t have a top secret Alien division.”

“Not that you know of,” you sang, enjoying the way Spencer was beginning to rile up. You’d noticed the way he had slumped around the past days, eyeing you as you watched television and muttering beneath his breath. “Why don’t you just watch it with me? I bet you’d like it.”

Spencer frowned, internally debating whether or not to take a seat next to you. He had spent the last days cursing the show and the way it had taken your attention. Maybe this would be a good compromise.

“Fine,” he finally sighed. “Just don’t expect me to not point out inconsistencies.”

“I wouldn’t expect anything less.”

DaveKatWeek Day 2: AU- Target and the Troll

Target and the Troll



Your name is Dave Strider and nothing, nothing, good came out of working the late shift at Target.

For one thing, it was hella fucking lonely. Besides the stoners, homeless people, stressed and/or drinking soccer moms, and the obviously drunk college students, the crowd at Target near the hours of twelve A.M. were the types of people who made up Hell. And yes, you meant “Hell” with a capital “H.” Like it was a fucking country and not just the land of the forsaken and the eternally tortured.

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After seeing that adorable little sneeze in the latest Super episode, and then seeing poor 18 being stuck out in the rain after that, I was inspired to write this little piece about 18 coming down with a cold and Krillin looking after her.

It’s so sweet I almost got diabetes writing it! I hope you all enjoy it! Lemme know!

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1) Some Klance cuddles. It’s been a long day #letthemrest

2) Started as an attempt at chibis. Did not turn out that way. But cute none the less. Shiro just chillin, watching Pidge work.

3) Shiro meets his white bang resulted from trauma counterpart Jason Todd, because I can. (And I love Jason Todd, fight me)


5) I suspect, left on their own– (after the end of the season finale) Pidge is gonna blossom into their own, and basically become a boss ass bitch. And for this day– I cannot wait. Pidge is gonna fuck some shit up in season 2 I can feel it.

6 & 7) Requests/Suggestions from asks after I put out the word that I was doing a sketch page and wanted suggestions. So the names of the people who sent me messages are there next to the things.

6) Clothes swap thing. Idk how it became what it is. this was all I could think of tbh. And it was a cute idea.

7) Shiro kissing Pidge’s forehead, and Pidge getting irritated because they can’t reach to kiss Shiro back– for anon.


Characters aren’t mine, please dont remove captions. My art.