but no older than 13

The ultimate Steven Universe conspiracy: 

In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).

Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:

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Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.

So if McCree is only five years older than Pharah who’s likely around 12 or 13 in that picture (maximum 16) then it kinda stands to reason that McCree’s origin story of “former criminal offered a choice between Overwatch and Jail by Reyes” sound a lot more like “juvenile offender whose life was turned around by Gabriel Reyes who who decided helping him do good in the world was a better idea than just sending him to jail”

“You SURE you can handle animating the poodle puppet printing plate part?”

Carl the Animator: “Oh yeah. I’m good with alliteration.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m being serious, Carl, it could be pretty tricky. Don’t want you to be in over your head, that’s all–”

Carl the Animator: “Relax, old timer, I’ve got this. Lemme show you how it’s done.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’m barely two and a half years older than you, ‘young man.’”

*13 minutes later*

Ted the Animator: “Going ok?”

Carl the Animator: “Going amazing.”

Ted the Animator: “…ly.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, shaddup.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, since it’s allegedly going so amazing, I take it you’ve got your mid-pull cels drawn?”

Carl the Animator: “…eh?”

Ted the Animator: “Well, it doesn’t look like you bisected the puppet’s layers at the interaction point, so I assume you’re using unique cels to animate the plate getting pulled out.”

Carl the Animator: “…whatever you just asked, I’m gonna go with ‘yes.’”

Ted the Animator: “…see, that’s what I was afraid of. It just looks like the plate got way darker, and teleported out of the puppet.”

Carl the Animator: “It’ll be fine, it’ll be fine.”

Ted the Animator:This is why details matte- wait, why’s that… oh no. Don’t tell me.”

Carl the Animator: “…what?”

Ted the Animator: “…did you seriously draw the printing plate into the puppet?”

Carl the Animator: “…well… maybe?”

Ted the Animator: “So, now the plate appears to have teleported out, before proceeding to then duplicate itself.”

Carl the Animator: “Ehhhhh… the kids won’t notice.”

Ted the Animator: “And, by the way, you drew the puppet 3x larger than it was earlier in the show.”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t rub it in, I’m already getting embarrassed….”

Ted the Animator:AND, don’t forget that the the body is 2-3% darker gray than it should be–”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, now you’re just messing with me.”

Things people forget about Nymphadora Tonks
  • She was a Hufflepuff
  • She was only 7 years older than Harry
  • She was 13 years younger than Remus
  • She was trained personally by Mad-eye Moody
  • She dueled Bellatrix in the Department of Mysteries
  • She was extremely clumsy
  • She willingly left her newborn son to fight in the final battle, knowing she might never, because she believed it was the right thing to do
  • Remus was her patronus
  • She didn’t care about Remus being a werewolf

when ???? stevidot ???? shippers???? complain ???? about???? su ???? critical????????? u literally ship a pedophilic relationship quit trying to act high and mighty ok thx

SLBP’s LORDS AGE (HEADCANON)

Well we all must be always wondering about how old is the lords since Voltage only mention their birth date not the years. But I have some thoughts after discuss this with @otomeprincessstuff and @garnetpluto based on the hints that Voltage give to us. 

What I know that canon from Voltage:

  • Toshiie is 6 years older than MC. He was 13 when he met MC for the first time and MC was 7 years old.
  • Saizo is 4 years older than Yukimura. He was 14 and Yukimura was 10 when the first time they met.
  • Saizo was 15 and MC was 5 when the first time they met


If MC is 20 years old, then:

  • Toshiie is 26 years old
  • Saizo is 30 years old
  • Yukimura is 26 years old, because he’s 4 years younger than Saizo
  • Masamune and Yukimura maybe on the same age, could be 1-2 years older than Yukimura
  • Kojuro maybe 36 years old, because I think he’s 10 years older than Masamune
  • Nobunaga maybe on the same age as Saizo, could be 1-2 years older than Saizo.
  • Mitsuhide is older than Nobunaga (source: @garnetpluto XD )
  • Kojuro and Mitsuhide maybe on the same age since Mitsuhide is older than Nobunaga.
  • Kenshin and Shingen on the same age, I couldn’t predict how old they are but I guess they could be 40s, or maybe more than 50 years old LOLOLOL 
  • Hideyoshi is younger than Nobunaga, maybe 27-28 years old. Honestly I couldn’t predict his age since I forgot if he was older than Toshiie or not LOLOLOL
  • Ieyasu is younger than Nobunaga, so maybe he’s on the same age as Hideyoshi? I couldn’t predict his age just like Hideyoshi LOLOLOL
  • Mitsunari maybe 17-18 years old since he’s younger than MC (source: @otomeprincessstuff XD )

Well this is only my opinion tho, maybe they could be older or younger than what I think. Please let me know if you know another hints that Voltage give since I haven’t finished all the routes yet C:

Frans- Frisk X Sans

Ok… So… Before I begin… Prepare for a long, very confusing rant. Ahem- please no hate for this if anybody happens to read… I. Absolutely. Adore. Frans. I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S SO KEWT!!!! It’s probably one of my biggest Undertale OTPs- well Soriel lovers, there’s half the reason why I cannot agree with your ship. Everyone says that Frisk is probably 8 and below, but I doubt that many children are able to do what she does at that age- so I’m vouching she’s a little older than that like… 13 or something. And I’ve already discussed the age thing for Sans in my Soriel rant so ahem… Anyways, I just find them outstandingly adorable. Their first encounter in the forest was super creepy and it probably would’ve scared Frisk half to death but the whoopee cushion immediately lightened the mood- I can practically see Frisk and Sans laughing uncontrollably after so much confusion. And all his jokes with Frisk are too cute too- I know this was apart of my argument against Soriel but… Um… Anyways, imagine it though! Frisk and Sans are so cuuuute!!! Maybe a lot of people can disagree with me on this, since my reasoning for adoring this ship doesn’t make sense but I just feel… They’re meant to be together ya know? Helping each other out, laughing at puns Frisk is oblivious to, eating spaghetti with Paps (he’ll probably eat at home for once rather than Grillby’s X3 )- another big thing I enjoy about this couple is that- although it’s not canon but it’s a sweet thought- Frisk is gonna have nightmares; pretty bad ones and Sans will be the medicine to her fears >////< like (this is post underground arc so up on the surface) Frisk will have nightmares and if Sans lives in the same house as her, she’ll sneak into his room and sleep with him because she’ll feel safe by his side or if they don’t live together, she can call him up and he can pun her to sleep!! eeeee!!! I read too many fanfictions- speaking of which, there’s a really cute fanfiction set in the Flowerfell AU called Overgrowth (I think…) that revolves around Frisk, Underfell!Flowey and Underfell!Sans. It’s super cute so give that a read if you’re interested in Frans… Ok this is very long and um… I’m kinda just rambling now ^^’ so yep- I ship them so hard, it’s more like a gut feeling/heart throbbing thing that you just can’t explain. Similar to love itself ;) um… If by chance anyone does happen to read this, please comment your opinion on this ship, I enjoy reading them whether or not you agree or disagree and I love finding Frans shippers >w

Rating: Infinity^3/10

(Credits to @mao2kon for the artwork, please do not repost the art without the artist’s permission thanks)

Picture found: http://mao2kon.tumblr.com/post/139238944653/happy-valentines-dayyyyyyyyyyyy

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P.S. the cherry blossoms are in full bloom today

My incrediblyincredibly7monthsLATE gift for @chrisalis105 who I got for the RyoSaku Exchange last…Feb (THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE PATIENCE BB) I know you said no to cherry blossoms but…it just fit so much so I hope you like it! :’D special thanks to @sera-luna-stella and @gabbiki for the help!

Inspired by @ionahi‘s artwork ❤ (thanks so much for letting me do a similar template!)

Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.

anonymous asked:

You should tell us something interesting about an OC of yours. Got any new ones cooking? Or some dead ones to throw in a Lazarus pit and remake?

first of all thank you for asking me this because now i have an excuse to show my OCs ahaha and i don’t know if anything i have to say about them is interesting but i sure have a lot to say :’D but you mentioned dead ones, so i went and searched for some old things and found my first OC ever:

the cringe is strong in me :’) these are all from around 2014 but the character is older than this - i think i was 13 when i created her - and she was supposed to be an assassin for some sort of organization ( that was called ‘the Organization’, i just remembered that, wow, i was so original back then :’D) that took in orphans to make them killers basically, but the whole story was really weird and they each had a weapon that could turn into a person (’’hello i’m thirteen and don’t have original ideas so i’ll just copy people and hopefully no one will notice’’) and their weapon looked like them except of the opposite gender and hers was called Wolf and was the ultimate sass master, and overall i don’t really know where i was going with that ahaha but i didn’t give a shit back then so here she is

And here she is again, updated, and next to her is the new one cooking right now ahah

She doesn’t even have a name nor a backstory yet, but she lives in a space jungle and has a giant lizard/dog, that’s all i know

anonymous asked:

if I'm of age and my bf is 13 years older than me, does that see me like too big of an age gap?? :/

i dated a guy who was 37 when i was 21 so i have no room to judge anyone on age gaps. as long as you’re of age, who gives a fuck.

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I find it funny how all ya’ll are so opposed to joshaya cuz of the age difference and: “Disney would never allow it!!!$@!!” But literally in suite life of Zack and Cody, Zack kisses Maddie (who he had a crush on and is also 3 years older than he is)
{and Zack kisses London in later seasons}

As well as Cody kisses that random girl who’s probably 5-7 years older than he is (at the age of 13)

Yet no one complained or had any outrages

In fact, everyone even rejoiced when Zack kissed Maddie….so what’s the difference with Joshaya?????

Exactly

(might I add that Zack was 15 and Maddie was 18 when they kissed (and joshaya are 15 and 17 during ski lodge)

anonymous asked:

Is this normal? I was fondled by a man much older than me, over 40 i think when i was 13. A while ago i thought i had gotten completely over it, but i found out that I'm sexually attracted to older men. I fantasize about having sex with middle-aged men and I feel like I would enjoy it, but I feel a little guilty about it. Is this usual for csa victims? I think it could be wanting to go through the abuse but to have more control over it, but I'm no psychologist. I was never raped, just touched.

yeah thats normal. i personally find myself fantasizing and obsessing over sleeping with older men even though im a lesbian and have no actual real life interest in sleeping with men. im not sure if other survivors go through a similar thing but i definitely do so ur not alone bud