but no internets



Pros of long nails:

  • Makes one feel a little more dangerous when you are physically 5-feet-2 and emotionally full of knives
  • Looks damn rad
  • Add a bit of extra flair behind your hand movement and you immediately look like a calculating villain
  • More surface area for arting on
  • Easier to open shrink-wrapping and packages
  • Can scoop up bugs without accidentally squeeshing them
  • Dogs love being gently scritched w them. Especially fluffy dogs.

Cons of long nails:

  • Accidentally poking holes in clothing
  • Accidentally poking holes in friends
  • Accidentally poking holes in self
  • <p> <b>Lisa:</b> So, you wake up with the power to freeze time, at will, for as long as you want with no repercussions. What's the first thing you do with your new power?<p/><b>Jennie:</b> Take a nap.<p/><b>Lisa:</b> But you just woke up....<p/><b>Jennie:</b> ... Take... A nap.<p/></p>

syndra: everything we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this universe

karma: hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. all knowledge is based on that which we ultimately cannot prove. will you fight? or will you perish like a dog?