but no i can't sleep

Voltron (Gosick AU)

Ahem, here I am mixing two different shows. Again. I just remembered the anime Gosick and then I thought “wait, black hair? Fairy? Trapped somewhere? Let me make a Klangst out of it”. So here we are again in another AU.

(Note that I just remembered Gosick but I didn’t rewatch it. I am basically relying in memory here.)

> the Altean royal family was known for their powers to be able to communicate to sentient beings like the Balmera. The current family had a daughter first and after five years they gained a son.

> during this five years the Alteans created a weapon called “Voltron” which consisted of five lions. The daughter, Princess Allura, had a semblance of connection to the lions and the royal family thought that she was the key to have Voltron reached its highest potential. They were wrong, the one with the strongest connection to the lions was the son.

> rumors started to spread. The young Prince has a power greater than the others have seen. Some wanted to protect the Prince because of it while others want to turn him into a weapon.

> Tragedy struck and someone kidnapped the Prince during an attack to the Altean empire.

> it was the Galra that kidnapped the Prince but no one knows it because of the tampering of evidences created by Haggar.

> years passed and the young Prince Lance grew in isolation. Maids would bring him foods and clothes as well as helped him during bath times. The other stuff such as toys, accessories, books and beauty products was given to him by his ‘older brother’ Prince Lotor. Aside from that, he was always alone.

> his golden cage was moved from Zarkon’s castle to the tower of library found in Olkarion University. Lance though he could finally associate to people his age but it turned out he was still a prisoner. His only solace was the millions of books found in his new cage.

> Olkarion University, despite being known for their advance technology, still believes in legends and stories passed down from generations to generations. So the rumor of having a white haired fairy living in the tower far away from the main buildings of the school started to spread also.

> Enter Pidge, Hunk, and Keith. The three of them started attending Olkarion University. Pidge and Hunk were a bit obvious on why they choose to attend the said university, the two of them were partners in crime when it comes to anything related to technology. Keith was more the tag along in the group (Shiro forced him)

> if Keith was the awkward type around strangers it hit a whole new level when he became the subject of attention of the students inside the university. You see, there was a rumor (more like a horror story) of a grim reaper entering the school, disguised as a student, decades ago and that he had black hair and violet eyes. Perfect description for Keith, the hair and eye part not the grim reaper part. So half of the students try to avoid him while the other half was intrigued about him.

> one day, Pidge heard the rumors about the old library being haunted by a mourning fairy. They don’t believe the fairy part but they want to see the library part. So they grabbed Hunk and Keith and basically planned to trespass the old library tower. Hunk didn’t agree at first but after the constant asking of Pidge he finally consented.

> of course every supposed secret motives must be done in the dark. Locked doors that consist a lot of codes to be opened and can only be accessed outside? Suspicious especially if the place was supposed to be haunted. But there were no locked doors for Pidge (and Hunk but he didn’t want to be too involved).

> first door during the infiltrating was a success and Pidge was in awe of the amount of books just stored in the first floor alone. Keith was surprised also from it and wondered why the Olkarions chose to abandon the place.

> while Pidge and Hunk was swooning at the amount of information they were absorbing, Keith noticed that there was a light coming from the top of the tower. Being the most impulsive one in the group, Keith scaled the shelves and started climbing on it (why didn’t you try to find the stairs?! It was just right there!)

> finally reaching the top, Keith wondered if the rumors of the mourning fairy was true because he thought that he was meeting that white haired fairy right now.

> I’m going to continue this if anyone is interested. Also, I am writing this because I can’t sleep when I am supposed to be sleeping so forgive if there are wrong spellings or grammars, I will edit this once I get the chance to have a good six hours sleep. Okay. Good night/morning/afternoon to all of you!

  • Me: It's getting late, I'd better get to sleep.
  • My Brain: It was the summer of 2001...
  • Me: Hoe don't do it.
  • My Brain: It was the summer of 2001, and Joe meets Patrick and he's like "yo, I know about music." then Patrick's like "yo I know more about music!" "that's impossible. so you wanna start a band?" and Patrick's like, "yeah that's cool." and then, he's like "yo this is a book store not a music store." and then they met at Patrick's house. so Patrick's wearing shorts, socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin' reason and then Pete's there for some reason. and they start playing music together and they're like "oh, let's play some covers from some other bands." it was like Green Day, and fuckin' Misfits, and fuckin' Ramones. Pete said to Joe, "yo, that's dope, but we need a fuckin' drummer." because Patrick's playing drums and he's a singer. Patrick's like "yo, I got a soul voice," and they're like "wait how do you have a soul voice?" and he's like "yo, watch this: YEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeAAAAAAAAaaaaAAaahhh!" and they're like, "oh my god, that sounds like soul!" so they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIGHT?!" and they're like "yo that's fuckin perfect, this is Fall Out Boy." and they made records like Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. "it's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend." with your ex-girlfriend. it's called evening out with your Ex-girlfriend. it's called eating out your girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. and Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he's like "you what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yo, this is gonna be fuckin' doooooooooope!" so they made a record and it was called Take this to Your Grave. they made it without a drummer, and they had like 3—4 drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from Toto, the fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something, and they're like "you, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Fuckin' record it." and he did, and he killed it, and he was like "bigidalililililillillilila, PSHHH!" killin' the skin, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playin' the shit, killing these bitches, rapping it out. you're getting a fucking tattoo right now?! what the fuck is going on?! We should get signed to Fueled By Ramen, 'cause thee guys know what the fuck is going on. and they were like "yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard, we will sign you guys." and Pete was like "yo, we got this record that's fuckin' dooooooope, dude, it's called Take This to Your Grave, it's called From Under the Cork Tree it's gonna be fucking huge." and then Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called-BURP-Thnks Fr th Mmrs, 20 Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar, Were Goin' Down. and they made this record that was fuckin' dope, and it fucking hit on the charts like one two three, three two one, three four five six seven eight nine ten. ten to one. From Under the Cork Tree sold like four million records. ten million records. fifteen million records. and Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. and Patrick was like "that's gooooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOd." Pete was like, "yo, fuck you I can do whatever I want." and Joe was like, "yeah it's cool man whatever I don't give a shit." and then Andy was like "eh, cool." and Pete was like "Make up is fuckin' great for a guy. because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everyone thinks that guys are beautiful." I'm good so far yeah. yeah I do. SHUT THE FUCK. oh fuck, alright alright. Pete was like "oh my god, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic." and then I saw the dick pic and was like "ah it's not bad." it's not a bad dick. let's be real. we made Rollins Stones one issue before Fall Out Boy. and Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed they were like "yo, fuck you guys!" they're like "yo! Panic! has the fuckin' cover for Rolling Stones, yo, fuck these dudes, we're gonna fucking go miles above. we're gonna hit every fuckin' continent there is known to man." but they didn't because they missed a second of time. apparently they were like "oh shit, we got every continent." and they didn't actually hit it. dude, and Pete was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?! 'oh you didn't fuckin' make the continent' it's like FUCK YOU!" so From Under the Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three-four years of awesomeness. like, people are coming in themselves 'cause it's so big. Alright so Fall Out Boy was like-- so Patrick's like "yo, we are going to name these records from under the Cork tree and from Innity-- from infinity on high." Pete was like "yo folie à deux means the theatric of two." "The madness of two." oh sorry I'm sorry. follow boy was like "yo we got to take a break." Meaning Pete was like "yo we got to take a break bro." and Patrick's like "I need time for my music. UHUhUhUHuhUUUh." and joes like "yo I need time to find the fucking art dude I got to find some fucking me-- metal" and andys like "i'm just gonna play with some fucking metal bands." and they're like "all right this breaks been like three years long two years long three years long 3 1/2? we gotta fucking come back man we gotta come back strong." you took my beer away what the fuck? "no you poured it all over yourself." "yeah you poured it on yourself man here." "we got to make this shit legit it's gonna be fucking dope it's going to go fucking sky high. we're going to make a fucking record that sails the skies. we're going to call this record save rock 'n' roll." so they made alone together light 'em up alone together Phoenix. and everybody's like "what the fuck? you're working with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk." is this pu-- what the fuck is this on my shirt, did I puke on myself? oh god. Pete was like "yo were gonna end up on a tour with Panic! At The Disco and twenty pilots. and that's all and that's all that matters. and that's just how the fuckin' story goes."
  • Me: Oh my god.