but nevermind im not as good as some

zombies run + wolfpupy part 1
  • Runner 5: in video games you can carry x99 of an item while in real life you can mostly carry not that many
  • Sam: if eating an entire box of macaroni and cheese by myself isn't a valuable work skill i dont know what is one.
  • Maxine: as one of the world's foremost cerebral minds i am constantly thinking of new fashion ideas for pets
  • Eugene: here at radio station we pride ourselves on keeping real music alive and depriving fake music of what it needs to live
  • Jack: i have something that you will never have, a hat that lights up when i pull a string. wait i think i only had that hat in a dream. nevermind
  • Simon: as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at this modelling headshot i have of myself that i keep in my wallet
  • Jody: im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times
  • Amelia: if i've learned anything from this, and i've been trying not to learn anything, it's that i can do everything i want forever

-sees a robot-

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

tears of freedom

do you ever just rewrite a fucking song at 2 in the morning because a manga personally fucked you up and then you friend tells you to post it to tumblr? …because i do. also lyrics because im fairly positive if you listen to this you wont be able to hear me at some points because it was 2am. also, the piano

Oh hey my friend, look, a new month
And you know what’s on all our minds,
There’s a brand new chapter out now
I wonder who will die

Don’t you dare give me false hope,
I have nothing, my favorite is in constant danger
I don’t know what else I can try
Other than cross my fingers and cry

Does he have a last name, okay good–
Nevermind, fuck he died. I don’t know what I was expecting.
Chapter one should have been enough, along with episode one
To show me that nobody will survive
But at least my favorite is still alive

Don’t you dare start a prayer circle
You know very well how that will go
But maybe it will bring Annie back
Oh, what the fuck ever do I know?

Is the basement still even a thing?
All I know is they overthrew the king.
And Eren is alive and well
Historia’s reign better not be hell

Kenny is. As Dead as.
Every other fucking parent.
I cried so. Fucking hard.
Wait. What the fuck just happened?

Did Levi just smile?
Oh my god, why now,
Something’s gonna go wrong

I don’t know if that’s true
I want to but at the same time I don’t.

Who is gonna die next,
I really hope it’s no one important.

A month is way too long
I’ll cry if my kids die
But for now they’re alive, and with joy: I cry!
But that may turn to sorrow soon

I’m not ready for another
Incident like Mike to happen
Or one like Isabel and Farlan
Sadly this manga’s not a Shoujo

How we hope for a happy ending
And maybe some kind of reunion
Where the fuck are Bert, Ymir, and Reiner?!

I don’t know what the fuck to do.
Also what the fuck is the ape titan?!

Has he been in more chapters than five?
Okay good, wait, fuck he died. I kinda saw that one coming
The anime better fucking get this right, or I swear I will fight
Also how about some more recognition for Mike?

Everyone in this godforsaken manga dies.