but my friends lol

  • Friend A: I thought there was only one Robin.
  • Me: *drops my drink in shock, glass shatters in slow motion*
  • *batman theme starts playing in the background*
  • Friend B(who has known me longer): Oh boy you've done it now
  • Friend A: Done what? Where is that music coming from?
  • Me: *reaches into the black whole of my purse and whips out a diagram showing the history of every Robin ever, complete with pictures, and a pointer stick*
  • Alright kids school is session

GUESS WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON THAT I’M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THIS YEAR NO MATTER HOW MANY FINALS I HAVE???????????

Originally posted by dailyohshc

IT’S MY FAVORITE BOOOYYYYYYY TAAMAKIIIIIII

I HOPE YOU’RE ALL READY TO CELEBRATE WITH ME ON APRIL 8TH!!!!!! OR I HOPE YOU’RE ALL READY TO ENDURE THE SPAM BECAUSE NOTHING HOLDS ME BACK WHEN IT COMES TO MY FAVORITE BOY. 

I HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR FORGETTING LAST YEAR, I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT.

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like 'u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

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i probably said this before but fun fact russians dont celebrate christmas until january

EDIT: i made a sequel 

one of the reasons im so shitty at talking to people is because i can’t believe that im someone people want to talk to as opposed to them feeling like im an obligation so when people message me i always think that ignoring them would relieve us both of the burden

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When you find a great a fic with spot on characterization, great smut and is just everything you need to quench your thirst but then you see that it hasn’t been updated since 2010

Originally posted by totallyobsessed17

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and when the lights start flashing like a photobooth
and the stars exploding
we’ll be fireproof

—troye sivan “youth” / © hoshi majoo

the-angry-walnut-fairy  asked:

OMG I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA: SINGLE DAD OTABEK

BOI IM FEELIN IT,,

  • otabek fresh out of an amicable divorce (OR THE OTHER PARENT DIES,,, ITS CLICHE BUT DAMN IF I AINT THE BIGGEST HO FOR IT)
  • has a lil 5 year old daughter (i personally like the name zarina for her) who takes ballet lessons and is super shy, its incredibly difficult for her to open up to ANYONE
  • but he takes her to a playground once and when he looks up from like his book or smth he sees her talking amicably with another lil girl, creating sandcastles and playing with their dolls
  • and watching over them is the single most beautiful man otabek has ever laid eyes on
  • his hair in a braided ponytail and flawless skin and wearing the most ridiculous leopard print sweater and his frown is super cute as he types angrily on his phone and wow
  • he decides to go talk to him bc fuck it, hes the guardian of zarina’s first friend and hes really fucking cute
  • his name is yuri, he learns, and hes zarina’s ballet instructor
  • the child he’s with, mieko, is the daughter of a married couple he is close to (viktor and yuuri)
  • (he scowls as he says viktor and yuuris names but has the fondest smile when he brings up mieko and otabek is d y i n g)
  • they stay until evening and decide to get dinner together bc mieko and zarina dont want to separate yet
  • at the end of the night he has yuri’s number and the decision to bring zarina to her lessons earlier so he can talk to him
  • they start talking everyday and he sees yuri perform once and dIEs and on zarina’s birthday he gives him a giant cat plushie and ho my gahd
  • he finally gets the courage to ask yuri out a year later and all yuri says is “jesus fuck, finally.”