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not to be shallow or anything, but is it me or has…

He seems growlyer too. He hardly enunciates at all and it’s hot af

LMAO i know right?? he’s like a growly sexy teddy bear

You said you wanted Hann/Auden fanfiction

Hi my name is Auden Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Auden!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Adam Hann!

“What’s up Adam?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Chapter 2.

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Emily woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her “I Hate Matty Healy” t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Adam Hann yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Adam?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Adam walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, The 1975 are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Chapter 3

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to The 1975. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Adam was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner.

“Hi Adam!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Auden.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Drake and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to The 1975 (Adam wuz on vakashion so he wuz wachin frum da pit).

“And love me (Yeah, oh)

If that’s what you wanna do (Oh, yeah)

And love me (Love me, yeah)

If that’s what you wanna do (Oh, yeah).” sang Matty (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Matty is so fucking hot.” I said to Adam, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Adam looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Adam sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Matty and he’s going out with Gabby fucking Brooks. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Goth George and Emo Ross for their autographs and photos with them. We got concert tees. Adam and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Adam didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

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“ADAM!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Adam didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Auden?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Adam leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Adam kissed me passionately. Adam climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Jamie!

Chapter 5.

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Jamie made and Adam and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my face. Adam comforted me. When we went back to the castle Jamie took us to Professor Nick Grimshaw and Professor Gemma Janes who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Gemma.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Nick.

And then Adam shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Jamie and Professor Gemma still looked mad but Professor Nick said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Adam and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Auden?” Adam asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Adam was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘Stupid Hoe’ by Nicki Minaj. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.



Listen I can’t believe you took this from that Harry Potter fanfiction…. but I love it so much The Gabby part was wow and I can’t believe you did that…….xx Bless 

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Hi my name is Noctis Lucis Caelum and I have messy ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with little spikes and bangs that cover my eyes and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sasuke Uchiha (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to Regis Lucis Caelum but I wish I wasn’t because he’s the king of Lucis and that’s a lot of responsibility to live up to. I have pale white skin. I’m also a prince, and I go to a public school where I’m in my senior year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching jacket around it and black cargo shorts, and black combat boots. I was walking outside the Citadel. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Ignis and Gladio stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

@the ppg reboot make it happen

People complaining about Sarahs bisexuality being erased doesn’t understand how sexuality works… Just cuz she’s bi doesn’t mean she magically falls for 50% dudes and 50% chicks. And guess what: her bisexuality doesn’t go away just because she says she prefers women! And bonus: if you count her only serious relationship/interests they have been 50/50 male and female.

anonymous asked:

who wants to bet that katie mcgrath wrote my immortal

Hi my name is Kashy Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way McGra and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

khaleesimaka  asked:

“you’re my sibling’s friend and wow you’re hot” au for SoMa?

Everyone who knew Wes loved him.

What wasn’t there to like? The man was a genius, funny, kind and when the wind blew really hard he looked like those stupid male models on the cover of smut books for women.

Soul, however, looked more like the latest Supernatural Villain ™ with bad bitch face and stubble at every hour of the day. So, when it came down to which Evans Brother was the hot one, he was alright stepping back. Then, King Wes, Saint of all that was Panty Dropping, announced his plan for a charity concert to help clean up a few terrible neighborhoods nation wide.

He started in Nevada, in some corner called Death City. Soul had gone with him, mostly because it was hot there and Vegas was only twenty minutes away, but he had not been ready for Wes’ contact. (A girl Wes had mentioned being incredibly attractive) She had been 5 foot nothing of green eyes and a scowl. Legs that were longer than the day and hips that moved like rattlesnakes.

How could someone with desert beauty fall in with his brother. Wes was ice, cool smiles and shades of grey, this girl burned like sand under bare feet, and Soul had sold her his heart before he could blink, eyes the same color as cactai landing in him, with the same amount of sharp pain.

There was no way this girl could be his brothers type, the desert was no place for ice, but a demon could make a home in her stare.

(This got away from me, I admit)

Hi my name is Forsythe Pendleton Jughead Jones III and I have a dark gray crown (that’s how I got my name) with yellow and red buttons. a lot of people tell me I look like Cole Sprouse (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Shakespeare but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a journalist but I just sit in a diner during my free time. I have pale white skin. I’m also a comic book character, and I go to a school called Riverdale High where I’m in the sophomore year (I’m fifteen). I’m an emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a purple shirt with an S on it with a purple and black flannel over it, and another black and grey flannel on top of that, and black combat boots. I was wearing black eyebags, several moles, and a sarcastic expression. I was walking outside Riverdale. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Reggies stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them

Hi my name is Glanni Glaepur and I’m a local criminal (that’s how I got my name) with short black hair and light grey eyes like stainless steel and a lot of people tell me I look like Robbie Rotten (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Stefan Karl Stefansson but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I live in a town called Latabae in Iceland where I’m hosting my latest crime (I’m posing as Riki Rikki). I’m an escaped convict(in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black catsuit and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Town . It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of kids stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Kravitz and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my mid back and bright red eyes like blood and a lot of people tell me I look like the Grim Reaper (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a skeleton but my teeth are straight and white. I have dark brown skin. I’m also a magic user, and I live in the Astral Plain where I’m a bounty hunter (I’m a skeleton). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black fancy suit with a matching lace around it and long black flowing cowled robe, and black combat boots. I was wearing no lipstick, no foundation, no eyeliner and no eye shadow. I was walking outside the Bureau of Balance. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Kravitz!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Taako Taaco!

“What’s up Taako?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

@shadowed-rhapsody asked:
“Can u draw Subaru walking out of a Hot Topic trying to cover up his bag?”


I had to google hot topic I’ll never be the same
Later he had to give his phone to Laito because he saw him hah more crack 6 reference

Hi my name is Heathcliff Dark’ness Dementia Raven Poe and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like a Gothic Patriarchal Monster allegory (AN: if u don’t know wat dat is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Edgar Allan  Poe but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an asocial sexual minority symbol, and I live in a big dark mansion in the yorkshire moors in England where I live all alone in my room (i’m 37). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking across the moors. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. the ghost of my dead wife stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.