but mostly hotness

Hi my name is Keith K’ogane and I have ebony black hair that’s longer in the back than the front (its NOT A MULLET) and dark purple eyes like limpid grape juice and a lot of people tell me I look like Zuko (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m part galra but i dont have any fur. I have pale white skin. I’m also a paladin, and I pilot a lion that joins up with four other lions to become a giant robot man (I’m an arm). I’m a goth texan (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a dark gray t shirt, black skinny jeans, red and white boots, a belt with two fanny packs, black fingerless gloves, and a cropped red motorcycle jacket. I was walking outside the Castle of Lions. The particle barrier was fully functional, which I was very happy about. Lance stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

au prompt: falconers ref adam birkholtz is invited to join falcs captain jack zimmermann’s team for wednesday trivia nights at the bar. little does he know, jack’s boyfriend, bitty, has his own team made up of old college friends, and they’re VERY competitive. holster usually LOVES trivia, but he finds himself distracted by the very handsome, very enthusiastic doctor on Bitty’s team who’s currently kicking everyone’s asses.

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highlights of the season three finale of killjoys

Hi my name is Jason Dean and I have ebony black hair with long bangs that reach over my eyebrows and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Christian Slater (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a teenage boy but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a murderer, and I go to a shitty high school called Westerburg in Sherwood, Ohio where I’m in junior year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black trenchcoat with blue flannel under it and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I was walking outside Westerburg. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Heathers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

date a girl with long ebony black hair (that’s how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell her she looks like Amy Lee (and if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). She’s not related to Gerard Way but she wishes she was because he’s a major fucking hottie. She’s a vampire but her teeth are straight and white. She has pale white skin. She’s also a witch, and she goes to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where she’s in the seventh year (she’s seventeen). She’s a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and she wears mostly black. She loves Hot Topic and she buys all her clothes from there. For example today she was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. She was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. She was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which she was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at her. She put up her middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Draco Malfoy and I have short platinum blonde hair (platinum just like my bank account) and cerulean orbs that fanfic authors cream themselves over and a lot of people tell me I look like young Gerard Way (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a dragon but I don’t have scales. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black frock coat with a lot of frilly lace and black jeans and black combat boots. I don’t have a crush on Harry Potter but I was looking for him anyway because I hate him so much. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of muggleborns stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

After my last post about how jotun men from Norse mythology can give birth I wondered what that would be like in a more fantasy-like setting.

I didn't make it clear in the last post, but jotun men can also get spontaneously pregnant. They usually have to do something for it to happen, but they don’t always know what they did. Jotun women also seem to be able to get others pregnant, men and women, if you cross some stories. It’s all an expression of jotuns as creatures of chaos. For them there are no rules.

The inspiration for the elf is a mix of Viking beliefs about them and Golden Age/Victorian beliefs. The Vikings believed them to be dark in appearance and they were often associated with gold and silver from graves. It was believed that they stole it from the dead. Only later did people start to think of them as beautiful, misty creatures.

I placed a lot of mist and rocks around them to suggest they’re near a hot spring, mostly as way to explain why they’re almost naked.

things my choir director billy said this year in case you need a laugh today

- *on the phone with someone* what do you not understand about “fuck you”

- *aggressively patting head* iM STRESSED

- sHIT

- *pointing at his own reflection in the mirror* i am DISGUSTED by your BULLSHIT

- sing, my sweet puerto rican angel child

- i don’t care what my doctor said, pasta is good and i’m going to eat all of it. fight me

- *drags a chair across room* *stands on chair and stabs a pair of scissors into the ceiling* art

- ABC, give me the D

- *lays down in the middle of the floor* *covers face with sheet music* I’m ignoring you

- *electrocutes self setting up the sound system* SHHHHHHHH-I MEAN SUGAR SMACKS

- stop touching his nipples, Dennis

- I’m catfishing someone in Russia I told him that if he took care of Putin I’d give him 15 soccer balls

- I’m gonna shove an A2 up your butt

- *bouncing slightly up and down with eyes shut* YAS SING IT

- one time i accidentally cooked my cat in the oven. i thought he was cold i was trying my best ok

- you best not come back here, little twat

-go make me coffee, peasant

- I may be out of shape but- no, there’s not an end to that sentence

Date a girl who
  • Has long ebony black hair (that’s how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
  • Looks like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)
  • Is not related to Gerard Way but wishes she was because he’s a major fucking hottie
  • Is a vampire but her teeth are straight and white
  • Has pale white skin
  • Is also a witch, and goes to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where she’s in the seventh year (she’s seventeen)
  •  Is a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and wears mostly black
  • Loves Hot Topic and buys all her clothes from there
  • For example today, a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow
  • Walks outside Hogwarts
  • Is happy when it rains and snows at the same time
  • Will put up her middle finger at preps who stare at her

More MMA trainer AU with Raditz and some of his pupils :’)

From left to right: Kat, Goten, Alisa, Evan and Bohai

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this was supposed to be a shallura tangled au but this isnt even in the actual movie lmao

anyway, allura grew up with magical growing hair that glows different colors depending on her mood, and lived in a tower since she was young till an escapee climbed into her tower to hide

bonus klance (this au probs only have side klance tho lol):

cant believe how dumb they are that person is literally just next to you–

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A TOASTY BOY!!!!!

I have no idea what to do with the balance of black/white in his secondary color scheme whoops. IDK which to go with, but I kinda like both the clean white version and #3 in the lineup. Hot Rod is here, and he’s ready to lead! And by that I mean mister bossy britches here is pretty sure he knows what to do. And when he isn’t, he’s great at pretending he knows what he’s doing!

Fake it till you make it!

I like how people asked if Sandor would still be ugly without his scars and GRRM was like “eh, he’d look like an average guy”, when his description of giant, muscled, brooding, dark haired, emotional, angry eyed Sandor Clegane with his heavy brow and sharp cheekbones is anything but average…

Hi my name is Damien Allan Poe Bloodmarch and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my mid-back and violent violet eyes like dying lilac and a lot of people tell me i look like Count Dracula (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Edgar Allan Poe but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a vegetarian, and i live in a neighborhood with a bunch of other dads (i’m gay). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. i love Hot Topic and i buy all my clothes from there. For example today i was wearing a vintage victorian vest and white button up shirt with a matching lace jabot at the front and a black pair of trousers, and black oxfords. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking around the neighborhood. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. All the other dads stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.