but mostly excited :)

In no way do I ascribe to the “boys will be boys” adage to explain my son’s behavior.

But I need science to explain to me my two-year-old’s fascination with Spider-Man.  

I can’t even remember the first time he saw Spider-Man.  Maybe it was his first night-time pull-ups. (XS size has him on them) But the first time he said his name (“SPIDAAHHH”) in his “deep” voice, he hasn’t stopped since. 

I asked around for toddler friendly things and a friend gave me a Playskool Spiderman story book. I found Little Golden Books online, and a fairly durable Playskool action figure.  I found Spider-Man underwear (”SPIDAH UNDIES!!!”).  We discovered Hulu has the old 90s cartoon, in which he mostly just gets excited when Spidey leaps around.  

I think I’ve read the same Little Golden Book story five times in the last 24 hours.  

Kids are weird, regardless of gender.  And I never expected my son at this age to fall in love with a superhero.  We’re still on the Wiggles/PBS kick, but it’s pretty funny to see a toddler go “psst psst” and try to shoot webs like Spider-Man. 

anonymous asked:

'who would you rather fuck?' that's yikes, but I hope it doesn't bother you if I ask you a question that goes in the same route. IH's often says that Ichigo wasn't attracted to Rukia in the least, which is stupid considering Ichigo's actions (what he feels for her is so much more than a simple attraction) When Ichigo was 15 yo he wasn't normal but he was a teen nonetheless, so from the point of view of a guy, would you have liked the pretty girl sleeping in your closet when you were 15 yo?

Would I have liked it? Yeah, probably. Mostly. It’s a bit of a mixed bag in that you’d suddenly be losing a fair amount of privacy, and gaining more than a few responsibilities, but it would also be interesting and exciting, if mostly for the company one would gain.

People like to cast relationships and even proximity as being about sex and physical intimacy, and those certainly can be very important if you’re establishing a relationship, or in one, for a wide variety of reasons. But at the end of the day, relationships are really about company. They’re about not being alone. A lot of people will settle for subpar relationships purely out of fear of being alone.

And I think that’s a large part of the allure of Rukia-in-your-closet. It’s not being alone. We never see them have late-night talks or anything else, but you know they could’ve, and probably did. That’s what I would’ve enjoyed most even at that age, and what I enjoy most now: sharing experiences with others.

Another thing that would be appealing is the exotic possibility. It’s not so much the hope that something might happen between you, whatever that might be, it’s simply the possibility that any number of things could. There is this element of “the surprise of the unknown” inherent in the situation, as well as a certain thrill that his family might discover her. It would be exciting. I don’t mean that even sexually, although you can imagine incidents that would occur from people sharing space, I mean that it’s simply an unusual and therefore intriguing situation.

I would have likely enjoyed it, though I doubt I’d have been so thoughtful about it as Ichigo is.

As to him, you can tell he liked it a lot, because he assumed she’d want to just go right on back to doing it before she stated her intent to stay in Soul Society, and you could see his disappointment before he accepted that what she wanted was what mattered. Those two months were honestly probably the best of his life.

My crops are watered, my family is fed, my skin is clear

Not only are Matt and Shiro both obviously alive, but they’re together and reunited?? And they look ready to kick some ass? Like look at those looks of determination - especially from Matt??? Last we saw of him, he was terrified, small, and being protected by Shiro.  And now look at him, he looks confident, ready to go, and he’s outta that lame ass crop top and in a much cooler outfit. 

anonymous asked:

Headcanon of Rhysand (along with Cassian & Azriel) meeting his and Feyre's daughter's boyfriend for the first time. Protective?

Not at all!

Well, I mean, not that they’d show.

As soon as she could walk, Rhysand put Nuala and Cerridwen on ultra-spy duty.

As soon as she hit puberty, Azriel added shadows of his own to the mix to haunt her every step.

As soon as she met the boy, Cassian spent days on end stalking his family through Velaris, judging them and everyone they knew.

So by the time they “meet” him face to face, Rhys and Feyre aren’t protective at all. They’re normal, chill parents who are kind of excited and mostly horrified their daughter has found someone she might love.

Uncle Cassian is sitting in the corner sharpening an axe in full battle-armor, Uncle Azriel is playing with Truth-Teller, Aunt Nesta is crafting more and more nightmarish creatures from apparently nothing, Uncle Varian is stringing live jellyfish into a whip, Aunt Elain is with Uncle Lucien mixing scentless, odorless poisons, and Auntie Mor is siting with her wife/mate just flat-out staring at the boy.

But they’re not being protective at all- nope. They’re just innocently gathered, and it’s pure chance that they’re all doing something mildly horrifying.

Not.

Protective.

At.

All.

And then Aunt Amren comes in from the garden with a shovel and says “I’ve finished digging the grave.”

I’m seeing a lot on my dash speculating about Bellamy’s story next season (especially involving his love life) and it’s interesting because I have a very different interpretation of where his arc will lead him next season so I’m going to type up a meta and post it sometime soon

anonymous asked:

it's 02:15 am I have school tomorrow but I just went through all your voltron headcanons tag and I'm kajdjsjdjskndnsnsnsnndndjsjdjdjdn thank you so much they're amazing oh my god

i’m finally what i’ve aspired to be all my life: a bad influence

  • lance: “[gasps in spanish]” keith: “did you just say ‘gasps in spanish’ out loud”
  • coran doesn’t really get why lance keeps putting expired food goo on his face but i mean whatever makes him happy i guess
    • he’s mostly just excited someone likes the goo
  • *allura voice* “wait you mean humans can actually ‘pull a muscle’?? i thought pidge just made that up as an excuse to get out of training”
  • pidge judges lance for getting tricked by pretty girls but. like. lowkey if a robot ever asked her to follow it…..
  • hunk: “okay. stay calm. stay calm” keith: “i am calm??” hunk: “i’m talking to myself”
  • hunk teaches allura those elementary school road trip songs
    • he gets to the song that never ends which. causes some confusion
    • “but how do i know when to stop singing??” “well you kinda just go until you get bored”
    • but allura’s so!!! jazzed!!!! to be doing earth things that she can go for hours without getting bored
    • the team eventually votes to ban the song from the castle
  • shiro: “lance, can i talk to you?” lance: “oooh, someone’s in trouble. and it’s me. i don’t know why i did that.”

Too tired to do a totally new piece, but @betweenheroesandvillains was talking to me about a dance AU so I  some tried to clean up a pile of old sketches I had floating around for…absolutely no reason whatsoever

The Name Game

The Name Game (m)

Word count: 3.1k

Genre/warning: smut, literally no plot - I legit was having some Tae feels and wanted a dirty talk, fuckboy one shot. So this is the result.

Also for my baby girl, @borderlinehc hope you enjoy. 

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Summary: You invite some of your friends over for a small party. When a tame night in turns into a dirty one. Your friend Hoseok comes up with a fun game for you all to participate in.

You were rushing around your house getting everything ready at the last possible second. It was only some of your closest friends coming over but you still wanted the house to look good. Especially if Taehyung might show up. He said he had to work but he would try and get his shift covered. You felt like such a teenager but you really did have such a big thing for him.

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Ninette Day 7 AU

From this prompt list.

“We live in adjacent apartments and our bedrooms are on opposite sides of a very thin wall and one night I heard you crying and talked to you through the wall” AU


Marinette stared down at her phone, thumb hovering over her best friend’s picture as another quiet sniffle filled the quiet night air. Alya had promised she could always call after a bad day, but she also knew Alya wasn’t sleeping much as it was and a call at 3:00 might not be best for her best friend’s health.

So, she turned off her phone and tossed it onto her rug. Alya deserved at least one decent night of sleep, and Marinette reasoned that she’d probably feel better in the morning anyway. She swiped away at the tears trickling down her cheek and took a shaky breath. All she needed to do was calm down enough to sleep.

The bass of her neighbor’s music trickled through the thin walls, covering up her hiccuping sobs. She buried her face in her hands and tried to distract herself by thinking of something else. Anything else. Anything but her exceptionally bad, somewhat soul-crushing day.

She hardly noticed when the sound behind her stopped, so her neighbor’s voice through the wall caught her by surprise.

“Hey, are you okay?”

She nodded. “Um, yeah, sorry.”

“Don’t apologize. You sound kind of upset.”

“A little, but it’s nothing.”

She could hear his footsteps creak closer and then something, probably his back, slid down the wall. “Well, wanna talk about it?”

“No, I’ll be fine. Just-”

“Seriously. I’m gonna be up for a while.”

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