but maybe people will think i'm crazy

  • Griffin: "My boyfriend-to-be keeps on giving me the head lice. About two months ago I found some head lice in my hair the morning after someone I'm dating slept in my place. I did the treatment the same day. Two weeks later, slept together again and I found living lice again. It happened again yesterday, then I got the treatment again. And today as well." That's four lices. That's four different lice events. "What should I do? We're not close enough to talk about that, but I'm pretty sure he's the one giving them to me. I'm tired of doing treatments and changing tons of sheets after we're sleeping. I thought about telling him I got them somehow, and in a responsible way I'm telling him but I'm afraid he'll be turned off by me. Please help me, *frowney face*."
  • Justin: Turned off by you? He's the lice guy!
  • Travis: This is a tale as old as time. We get this question every week where people say, 'I'm sleeping with someone but at what point is it time to say I know you have lice?' Y'know what I mean? Like, yes, we will engage in intercourse and sleep in the same bed together, but we're not quite at the place where we're comfortable talking about each other's head lice?!
  • Griffin: He's probably very embarrassed about it. Here's what drives me crazy is you've done four of these treatments - if he does one, he's probably good to go at that point.
  • Travis: I don't think he IS that embarrassed, Griffin. I'm saying, maybe that's what he thinks he's bringing to the table. 'Listen, I don't have a great personality, I'm not very rich, but you know what I do have? Head full of lice.'
  • Justin: A billion little fingers to please you.
  • Griffin: Oh god!
  • Travis: We're gonna share this together, baby. You, me, and the lice.
  • Griffin: Go. Go, my little sexual servants.
  • ...
  • Travis: Call me Lice Bryce.
  • Justin: Lice Bryce, Ant-Man's shitty brother.
  • ...
  • Travis: I've also never described anyone as my 'girlfriend-to-be'.
  • Justin: Well Trav, I think if somebody gave me lice four times I'd probably keep'em in the maybe column.

maybe i’m delusional, maybe all of us shippers are, but you’re lying if you say you don’t notice it, that spark in jungkooks eyes when he looks at jimin. and you’re lying if you say you don’t notice the way jimin absolutely enjoys it. it’s just crazy how just seeing them on a screen you can feel the tension (not even talking about sexual tension, but the tension that’s felt between two people who feel more) shit idk maybe i think about it too much, maybe i’ve ready too many fanfics lmao maybe i’ve lost my bananas. but i will never say that jimin doesn’t love jungkook, or that jungkook doesn’t love jimin, you gotta be some sort of not okay if you don’t see the love and adoration they hold for each other, no matter what anyone says i believe their soulmates, and maybe in another lifetime they can openly hold each other’s hand in public, go on cute dates etc.

the signs as bob ross quotes
  • aries: "i like to beat the brush"
  • taurus: "beauty is everywhere, you only have to look to see it"
  • gemini: "there is nothing wrong with having trees as friends"
  • cancer: "not all trees grow up to be perfect, a lot like people"
  • leo: "let's get crazy!"
  • virgo: "it's wet, slick and ready to go!"
  • libra: "i'm just crazy about ladies"
  • scorpio: "you gotta think like a tree"
  • sagittarius: "here i am the dictator and i can do what i want"
  • aquarius: "we don't make mistakes, only happy accidents"
  • capricorn: "maybe in your world, we aren't all straight sticks"
  • pisces: "just let your brush wiggle and have fun"
It’s like, 2AM and I just thought of a crazy idea.

It probably would never work and I’m sitting here freaking out for no reason because of it. I’ve never tried anything even a quarter as ambitious as this. I’m having insecurities and anxiety even making a post to suggest it. Which is why I’m putting it under a cut.  If there’s not enough interest or attention to this, I’ll probably just end up deleting this post.

Why am I not in bed sleeping? I tried to go to bed but instead my brain came up with this dumb scheme.

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anonymous asked:

I'm getting tired of L's attitude. The IG drama in the photo where she calls the security lady a bitch is going crazy, there's a lot of people saying the truth that she shouldn't call her that, and people kissing her ass saying she can do that. I need someone to take her phone right now, she is going down everytime she post something. I think we should stop thinking she is a real feminist after all, her actions says a lot, or maybe she need to stay away of SM and remember who she is.

I fucking hate that word. It is the most degrading word to call someone/use against any other woman, I hate it. Looks like Ty’s mannerisms are rubbing off on her🤷🏻

Jumping in the Jashi debate

Instead of thinking about this from a Jack perspective (“Jack is still physically in his 20s, so it’s okay!”), think about it from Ashi’s. Her whole life has revolved around Jack. From the moment of conception, she knew who he was and was trained to kill him. Ashi was a child when Jack was an adult. She grew up hearing about this adult man. So regardless of the friendship they end up developing, regardless of whether or not Jack actually ages, to Ashi, Jack was that age when she was a girl. It’s inevitably going to feel like there’s an imbalance of power, no matter how many armies Ashi can kill. 

Ashi’s existence has always been about Jack. Even when she was on her own seeing the world, she was still looking for Jack. Many of us hoped for a relationship where Jack would help Ashi gain her own independence. Instead, Ashi is with Jack. Again. 

And honestly, this relationship could have worked. Plenty of cartoons have developed relationships from friends to lovers and done so well. It’s just that with the limited number of episodes, this show couldn’t and didn’t develop it right. 

This is especially the case since Ashi is still discovering the world. She doesn’t know a thing. A few episodes ago, she was confused by a deer showing affection for another deer for goodness sake! How is she supposed to understand any of this? How is she supposed to understand sex? 

That and the fact that it’s easy to mistake Ashi for a teen, and we’ve got a huge problem here. If such a large number of people were able to read Ashi as a teen, and if such a large number of people read their relationship as a teacher/pupil relationship, it’s a bit alarming that the show would take that and throw romance at us instead. 

Then there’s the simple fact that many of us are frustrated that a romantic relationship between a man and a woman can spring up over the course of less than ten episodes, but in other series, it takes multiple seasons before side characters can be shown in a same sex relationship. It’s not Samurai Jack’s fault obviously (I don’t think anyone is saying Jack had to be gay), but it’s contributing to people’s hatred for heteronormativity.

I’m only writing this because I’m sick of hearing people whine about “the SJWs!!!!” when honestly, it’s a lot more complicated than that. People critiquing Jashi aren’t wrong. Go ahead and like the ship, but if you honestly think that people hate it because its straight and crazy feminists love to complain about everything, maybe stop and think that there are some valid arguments. 

anonymous asked:

I'm disappointed the song has this edm vibe bc i just hate that genre lol & the lyrics kinda fall flat if you take them at face value, but your interpretation sounds legit, like she's saying "look what you made me do: beard again and again bc i can't be myself if i wanna be successful" it's actually kinda sad if you think about it. it will probably go unnoticed by most people, they'll just call her crazy and petty. I like that she owned up to her part on the kimye mess tho "maybe i got mine"

Yeah, I think so too. The worst part is that Taylor knows this. She knows that if/when she comes out, everyone will do a 180 (like the antis) and pretend that OF COURSE they would have accepted her from the start. OF COURSE no one was saying she had to do this! Doesn’t she know she always had a choice? 😒

This is what I think she is referring to with “the gun was mine” and “the perfect crime”. It’s an apparently self-inflicted wound, which … really isn’t, but can never be proved, so all she can do is live in acceptance and hope karma bites them all in the ass one day.

The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.

anonymous asked:

Ok i'm not even a fan of Katy but i'm pretty sure she meant that it sounds like her, Pop-wise, she literally said "people always think my answer will be 1989 because i'm a pop artist and thats a really pop album. and thats not correct! first of all, i don't only like music that sounds similar to my own"

Maybe, but she’s crazy if she thinks all pop sounds the same.

The Raven Cycle Starters
  • "You are being self-pitying."
  • "I'm nearly done. You don't have much more of this to bear."
  • "Crushed and broken. Just the way women like 'em."
  • "You're the table everyone wants at Starbucks,"
  • "No. I thought you were dead in a ditch.”
  • "Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."
  • "His name wasn't really Butternut, was it?"
  • "He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies."
  • "I'm always straight."
  • "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.”
  • "I wish you wouldn't call him that."
  • "If we go that way, it seems less like we’ll be shot for trespassing. We can’t be low profile because of your shirt."
  • "Kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way."
  • "I don't know what I want. I don't know what the hell I am."
  • “Keep poking things with your stick and it’ll be okay.”
  • “You’re looking for a god. Didn’t you suspect that there was also a devil?”
  • "He threw me out the window!"
  • “So what you're saying is you can't explain it."
  • "Don't fucking swear,"
  • “Smiling when you say that doesn’t make it funny,”
  • “There aren't terrible ideas. Just ideas done terribly.”
  • “Maybe you mean to be, but in case you’re just being accidentally creepy, I thought I’d let you know.”
  • “Secrets and cockroaches — that’s what will be left at the end of it all.”
  • "You should say sorry when you kill something."
  • “You can be just friends with people, you know,"
  • "I like the way you losers thought Instagram before first aid. Fuck off.”
  • "Stop watching me,"
  • “I wasn't talking to you, ___. I need someone with a soul.”
  • "I'm dead, Not stupid.”
  • "Go be short somewhere else.”
  • “Okay, get out of here. Scram. Farewell,"
  • "Excelsior."
  • " Do you think you might grow out of the crazy any time soon?"
I don’t understand my choices...

I think weddings and particularly wedding dresses are absolutely ridiculous. The prices some people pay for a dress they’ll only wear one day is flabbergasting. I just don’t get it. So why do I watch episode after episode of “Say Yes to the Dress”? Most of these dresses are HIDEOUS (in my personal opinion) and the brides are, a lot of the time, unreasonable and a little nuts. Don’t get me started on their “entourages”. Crazy pants. 

elynight  asked:

Ok, but now I'm picturing fibro!Tsuna like, just nonchalantly burrowing into uncursed Reborn's jackets and sweaters. All. The. Time. Like, middle of a negotiation with another Boss, he just get's up and burrows under Reborn's sweater. While never breaking eye connect with the other Boss. Everyone sweats in fear. Reborn just readjusts Tsuna and he just keeps on with the meeting.

i do think he’d, well, not do it when in company of another boss. maybe in front of dino or like, xanxus, or other crazy people he’s not opposed to unnerving. that’s got to a really roomy sweater reborn’s got there though……..

anonymous asked:

Oh, I'm a bitch? Cute. Maybe you should look at yourself a little more closely sweetie. And if you think the couple people who defended you are anything more than internet friends you're crazy.

I mean…a) I’m fully aware I’m a bitch, so you’re late to that party. And b) me and Beka talked about my nipples earlier, so if that doesn’t count as real friends I don’t know what does.

Now. If you have anything else to spew feel free to stop by, but I should warn you that I don’t play around when friends are brought into the picture. I can and will go full bitch mode, I just poured a drink, so shit could get real in a hurry.

anonymous asked:

I'm reluctant to watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend because I'm afraid it glorifies being a stalker and things like that? Like the whole premise is that she moves to the city that one of her ex-boyfriends moved to just to follow him, right? I'm just genuinely curious as to what the redeeming qualities of it are and if the marketing people maybe portrayed it poorly or something. Just wondering! :D

It is true that if one wanted to describe the basic premise of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, one could say that it is about a girl who moves to her ex-boyfriend’s city to follow him. And I do think that is a perfectly reasonable knee-jerk response to have, then, that it glorifies/makes light of stalking. It’s one of the reasons I totally get why people, way back when the show first aired, didn’t jump on board. However, it’s also not what the show’s really about. It is what technically happens, but it’s a very simplified version. One that’s easier to market, perhaps, but also one which does not accurately reflect what it is that makes the show so great.

What the show is about: Rebecca Bunch, as a young teenager, convinces her mother to, for once in her life, allow her to go to an average summer camp. And she has a blast. She feels free and happy and gets a summer camp young teen romance boyfriend (Josh Chan) so, feeling particularly super rad. They break up though and her mother, rather than be supportive in this moodshift of a time, doubles down hard on how she’s wasted her summer. 

Flashforward a decade of mock trial summers and intense career-driven helicopter parenting, and Rebecca is offered a position as partner in her fancy New York law firm. She should be thrilled–and in the realization that she should be thrilled but actually the news is devastating, she has a panic attack and mental breakdown. Bursting out of the office for air, she runs into, of all the people in the world, Josh Chan. She remembers for one brief moment the last time she felt even remotely happy and in charge of her own life, and in the midst of her breakdown, conflates that with Josh. She moves across the country, gets a new job in a new law firm, divorces herself from reality with the use of witty musical numbers and fantasy cutaways, and eagerly awaits seeing Josh again.

Until oh wait the kicker of: what am I doing here what was I thinking am I crazy I can’t be crazy I can’t be crazy.

So is it an easy show? No. It’s a show where a woman with a complicated storm of mental health issues is still only at the very earliest stages of accepting what those issues are and dealing with them, and her relationships with people who are all in turn suffering their own problems they need to own and evolve past. But it’s also a show that is very much about that ownership, and that evolution, and with a keen sense of just what it is that goes into these issues. 

And that would be a show (I think anyway) worth checking out even if it weren’t also a delightful and wickedly funny musical with a particular interest in exploring the romance narrative’s triumphs and failings.

anonymous asked:

i know a lot of people consider steve a hypocrite after civil war but tbh, that kinda the vibe i was getting from tony and natasha. I'm a fan of both iron man and black widow, but i hated the way they were acting when steve, sam and bucky got arrested. They both had this holier than thou attitude. Which is crazy to me, considering they both contributed to evil before. I know they're not evil and they both have good intentions, but its the truth. Idk maybe its just me. What do you think?

I spent ages deciding whether or not to respond to this bc like, t*ny stans can be much when u say something negative about him. Listen, the whole “Steve’s a hypocrite” after Civil War made no sense to me??? Like he never once contradicted himself? He said from the get go he didn’t agree with the accords, in the very first film he made it clear that everything else comes second to him when Bucky’s safety is involved, and that he’s willing and ready to go to extremes for him. He also wasn’t even fighting against the accords in the main fight, he was fighting bc he needed to get the hell to Moscow to stop Zemo from completing his plan, which he thought was to release 5 soldiers deadlier than The OG Winter Soldier. Steve has always fought for freedom of choice, which like, he stood by in this film, he didn’t want governments removing his right to choose. Like wtf fam, Steve wasn’t hypocritical at all in this film??? Natasha, she never even really picked a side, she disagreed with the accords but just signed them to get them off her back, and morally still sided more with Steve and called out T*ny for letting his ego get in the way of his decisions, so like Nat was kinda a weird one for me in this film, she didn’t really pick either side? T*ny though. He was upset about the death of this kid in sokovia and then he recruits Peter to be on his team even though Peter is 15 and has nothing to do with this fight? Like this isn’t me saying Peter couldn’t handle it, he could, it’s just me saying that the move was hypocritical on T*ny’s part given how strongly he reacted to kids being hurt bc of Avenger activity. Then on top of that is the fact he basically just gave Peter his opinion of Steve so that Peter would agree to help him out and think Steve was in the wrong, but if you actually listen to the little speech Peter gives in his bedroom, he and Steve are so very similar, that had he been involved from the beginning and had any personal stakes in this interaction at all, he probably would have been on Cap’s team. But that’s not relevant to the question. Then there’s the fact T*ny is so adamant about this accords business, and needing to be put in check, but then he not only participates in the whole airport fiasco, but he then doesn’t get punished for his involvement, like it’s acknowledged that he should be, but he’s not, so like….where’s he getting put in check there? Idk man, that’s just my opinion on it, but like I didn’t see Steve’s actions as in any way hypocritical to his beliefs, but T*ny I did see as being hypocritical in ways throughout the movie. 

Lorde Sentence Starters (Part 1)
  • ❝My mom and dad let me stay home.❞
  • ❝Wait 'til you're announced.❞
  • ❝I've never seen a diamond in the flesh.❞
  • ❝I'm a princess cut from marble, smoother a storm.❞
  • ❝There's a humming in the restless summer air.❞
  • ❝Welcome to your life.❞
  • ❝We've not yet lost all our graces.❞
  • ❝The scars that mark my body, they're silver and gold.❞
  • ❝Don't you think that it's boring how people talk?❞
  • ❝I cut my teeth on wedding rings.❞
  • ❝We're never done with killing time.❞
  • ❝I remember when your head caught flame.❞
  • ❝Baby it's okay.❞
  • ❝In all chaos, there is calculation.❞
  • ❝Bring your own lampshade.❞
  • ❝Send the call out.❞
  • ❝I'm dropping glasses just to hear them break.❞
  • ❝Can I kill it with you?❞
  • ❝Well, I'm bored.❞
  • ❝It's buzz cut season anyway.❞
  • ❝You've been drinking like the world was gonna end.❞
  • ❝It drives you crazy, getting old.❞
  • ❝Maybe the internet raised us.❞
  • ❝All my life I've been fighting a war.❞
  • ❝It's clear that someone's gotta go.❞
  • ❝I'm in a clique but I want out.❞
  • ❝We can talk it so good.❞
  • ❝Let me live that fantasy.❞
  • ❝I mean it but I promise I'm not mean.❞
  • ❝Now we live beside a pool, where everything is good.❞
  • ❝We come around here all the time.❞
  • ❝We can make it so divine.❞
  • ❝Maybe people are jerks.❞
  • ❝I'm coming for blood.❞
  • ❝We count our dollars on the train to the party.❞
  • ❝We ride the bus with the knees pulled in.❞
  • ❝Your clothes are soaked and you don't know where to go.❞
  • ❝This dream isn't feeling sweet.❞
  • ❝People should see how we're feeling.❞
  • ❝We didn't come from money.❞
  • ❝There's nothing I want but money and time.❞
  • ❝There's no turning back.❞
  • ❝Shut my eyes to the song that plays.❞
  • ❝I'd like it if you stayed.❞
  • ❝Everyone's competing for a love they won't receive.❞
  • ❝Sometimes this has a hot sweet taste.❞
  • ❝We're reeling through the midnight streets.❞
  • ❝Got a lot to not do.❞
  • ❝You're biting my lip.❞
  • ❝The men up on the news, they try to tell us all that we will lose.❞

Stayed off of tumblr to study and came back to this. Even if Julie’s lying about Bamon romance, this is ridiculous. Everyone could see the buildup for Bamon. BE fans were admitting that bamon had the stronger connection. DE fans were complaining about Bonnie being put on the same level as Elena. Its not just the Bamon fans. And Julie’s just like “don’t know where all the crazy Bonnie shippers are getting this from. Must be hatred of Elena or book!bamon” LIKE?!?!?!?!?! I don’t know, maybe we got it from the show!?!?!? She did the exact same thing with Bonkai!!!! You don’t get to write pre-romantic relationships for Bonnie and then act like people are crazy for seeing it as pre-romantic!!!! You don’t get to say that chemistry and fans helped cause/rush KC/DE and then call Bonnie fans crazy for wanting the same thing!!!!!! You don’t get to write Bamon as a thousand times stronger and with a thousand times more buildup than either of Bonnie’s canon relationships and then call people crazy for thinking Bamon is happening!!!!!!! Its beyond gross, hypocritical, and insulting.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I have a kinda silly question. Out of all of the Haikyuu!! characters who do you think would own a flower shop? I'm asking because I have some fanfiction ideas and I'm not really sure who to make it about, so I'm asking other peoples opinions, and I was wondering about your opinions.

Maybe Suga (he was the owner in my Hinata and Kageyama flowershop scenarios), Akaashi, Oikawa, and maybe even Aone.

BUT ALSO HEAR ME OUT.

Flower shop owner BOKUTO. At first people are like “This dude is crazy, why does he own a flower shop?” But then he knows literally everything there is to know about every species, he arranges the most beautiful bouquets, and he’s super charismatic. He keeps people coming back, even when they have literally no need for flowers.