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13x01 - Episode Review - Part 2

“Nougat Winchester” and narrative mirrors in 13x01

It has taken me forever to finish this part of my review to the extent that we have already had another episode before I finished it! But rather than curse my inability to focus I’m gonna press on and complete this before I start my 13x02 review.

Ah Jack, Jack our little nougat Jack. The way the fandom has embraced you is very touching. The internet screams of “PROTECT HIM” certainly show that Alexander Calvert has done an exceptional job of “pulling a Misha” and making us fall in love with him by the end of his first scene. I was not expecting that one bit. 

I’ll be honest and say that over the hiatus I haven’t paid too much attention to him. I did read some of the meta and speculation that @tinkdw and others put out there, but it was never really something I focused my thoughts on. I figured he would be another character that would test the team free will dynamic and would be a good avenue for the writers to comment on the concepts of nature vs nurture. I remember reading some speculation once the episode titles first came out about “The Scorpion and the Frog” and anyone who knows that story knows very well that the title itself foreshadows Jack going darkside – to his own potential destruction. (The scorpion, in carrying out its own “nature” and stinging the frog that carried it – not only doomed the frog, but doomed itself as well.)

Jack has officially won me over though. He was a charming innocent and funny character, and I think his interactions with Clark brought a lot of light to an otherwise terribly angsty and painfully heart breaking episode. (#bringbackClark2k17)

But what really blew me away was how both Jack AND Clark were such OBVIOUS mirrors for Dean and Cas and to a lesser extent to Sam. It amused me to no end. Therefore this review will focus on those mirrors, and what they mean. 

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This commercial for some reason makes me feel really good.

Seeing a orc be so gay for that man….

Also while I’m here and awake and in the mood to talk about not-depressing things, I’d like to mention that even though I one-hundred percent support all interpretations of humanizations of cuphead characters (within reason, as always), for me personally King Dice is one hundred percent a black man.

It’s not even a matter of, like, me just wishing for him to be that way, he is clearly modeled after Cab Calloway and his song sounds just like a Cab Calloway style song (albeit sung by an extremely talented woman. That baritone!!! Good lord!!!!). Only thing missing is a rotoscope of him dancing in Calloway’s signature style. To Minnie the Moocher, preferably. I love that song to death. I Love To Singa is my second favorite, followed by Reefer Man because it’s hilarious and I used to pipe it over the speakers in my hs’s theater just so I could say I played a song explicitly about weed at my stupid ass school without teachers noticing.

Point is, I think it’s entirely possible that I love King Dice as much as I do specifically because I love CAB CALLOWAY as much as I do. Also, he’s a suave motherfucker and purple is my favorite color.

anonymous asked:

What's your honest opinion about girls who are side chicks?

I mean like if there’s a legitimate reason, for example one of my relatives was in a horribly abusive relationship and she met someone else who helped her realize and grow strong enough to leave the guy, they’re married now and have been for a few years. technically the guy was a “side guy” but there was reason for it. If a girl is like “haha I’m fuckin your man :)” that’s just… sad……. and her nor the cheater are going to be in a good relationship lmao. like why. what’s the point.

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My favorite scene from “With Good Intentions” by @anirrahn PLEASE go read and give many kudos and comments on it! :))

(Sorry if its hard to see some of the panels, there is NO way I’d post each one individually lol)

anonymous asked:

who are your favorite minor pro heros in bnha?

I feel like this was incredibly predictable haha if you mean even more minor then Kamui Woods and Edgeshot are definitely faves of mine, I wish I could see more of them !!!

Brand new talking time with foreign swaggers Jaehyun, Mark and Johnny

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Here’s the Soulmate!AU collab @rickandmortygetschwifty and I did together! :) It was so awesome to work on this with you; you’re so amazing <3

Please, read @rickandmortygetschwifty ‘s part of the collab right here, under the cut!! (The comic will make more sense, after you’ve read it) Prepare to weep! The fic is long and heart-wrenchingly beautiful!!


For longer than you’ve known, you never truly understood what a soulmate was.

Your first memory was of your mother hovering over you, inspecting the reddening bruise that was blossoming over your knee. She was looking over at you in disapproval, tutting as she tried to hush your sobs.You couldn’t help the tears that ran down your cheeks as you cradled your leg and begged your mother to make it stop hurting.The pain you felt was unlike anything you experienced before. And so you cried and cried, hoping that your screams would drown out the unpleasant sensations.

Your mother simply picked you up, whispering sweet things into your ear as she bandaged you up.

“Oh, you poor little thing,” she cooed, flicking you playfully on the nose. “Rick, you need to be more careful, or you’ll make your soulmate sad too.

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He use his Protaganist Intuition to answer those question,no wonder he got that result.

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365 days of ryan ross; day 39 (oh my god look at jon)

Alicia is P.O.T.U.S

Based off of this tumblr prompt  

Some people had really good head canons for this but I’ve changed things around a bit.  Hope no one minds.

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Alicia Zimmermann is President of the United States.  Jack Zimmermann is a Hockey player for the Washington Capitals.  He has just finished his rookie year when the story starts.

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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

“I want to run for re-election.”

The way his father doesn’t flinch tells Jack he knew before they all sat at the breakfast table. Before Jack said good morning, before he grabbed the milk jug and poured himself a tall glass, before he accepted his egg white omelette with a thanks for Trudy who smiled back and said good morning when he said it to her.

His mother told him, when he’d been curious and feeling grown up enough to ask what made a lasting relationship, that the key was communication.  “Constant communication – you can never over-do it like you can under do it.” She said.  So of course his father knew.

He should have expected this really, not the announcement, though of course that should have been a no brainer.  His father knowing might not have been a show of relationship solidarity so much as a token gesture to prove that she might be President of the United States but she was also his wife Alicia Zimmermann and she still believed in the things she did when they were first married.  Never mind all the times she didn’t on the journey to get here.

“Jack?” He looks at his father who looks like he’s trying not to be disproportionally concerned. He doesn’t think it’s a good idea either.  He knows what’s happening to Jack right now.  He can feel the vibrations in the earth beneath them too.  “Thoughts?”

Jack has no thoughts. He has a high pitched ringing in his head that makes him afraid to open his mouth in case he lets it loose.  He has no words, no words they want to hear, no words he wants to say while there are people outside not even pretending not to eavesdrop.  Besides, she’s already made up her mind.  His mother’s asking him what he thinks hoping she’ll say it’s fine but already knowing it doesn’t matter.  It’s always been like this.  She’s always letting people know about her decisions out of courtesy, not because she cares what people think.

“Does it matter?” He manages to croak out.

“What? Of course it does.” Her voice is gentle like she’s trying to soothe the anxious child he used to be.

He’s not a child anymore. A humourless laugh spills free, “Does it though? You said one term.  Ater-“ he breaks off and the air takes on the weight of what he’s referring to, “after it happened you said that it would be one term. That I was more important to you.” He hates the way his voice breaks, “You promised.”

“But you’re doing so well now.” She winds an arm around his shoulder but any comfort he ever derived from her soft embrace, from the way the vanilla of her perfume would wrap around him, has gone.  This isn’t the first time he’s noticed it but it’s the first time he’s noticed how long it’s been since he remembers the first time it happened.  “You’ve played phenomenally all through the finals.  I was, I am, proud of how far you’ve come.  How confident you are now.”

Jack swallowed, “So because I’m not in danger of overdosing now you think another term is on the table? That that’s not going to change anything?”

His mother’s squeeze of his shoulders feels like she’s trying to force him not console him and he has to wiggle free, to gain some space around him so his ribs can move to breathe.  “Jack calm down.”

“Calm down?” He hiccups trying to remember his calming count.  “No.” He blurts.  “No to this second term.  If you’re asking me, it’s a no.”

“Jack sit down son.” Bob has a hand on his shoulder but he needs space.  This room is too small.  He feels crowded and hot.  He crosses to the window and throws it open.  A small red light goes off on the security lock at the base.  It reminds him of how trapped he really is and he loses count again.  “Jack you need to breathe.”

“I’m trying!” He shouts.

“Ma’am is everything okay?” A distant unfamiliar voice asks from across the room.

Jack hears his mother speak but her words don’t register.  He’s retreated into himself, far within where all he has to worry about is what’s happening to his body.  It’s not until she’s standing behind him at the window, her hand cool on the back of his neck that he feels himself expand and fill his body up again. He grips the curtain cord.  “In for three out for four remember?”

He shakes her touch off again, “I remember.” He snaps.

Bob leans back and his chair creaks.  “I know you’re not happy about this.”

What gave it away? Jack wants to snap but instead he retorts, “But it doesn’t matter.”

“Of course it matters.” Bob argues.  It almost sounds like Jack can believe him.  “It matters.  If you’re worried that to go through another election race will make you backslide then it matters.”

Make him backslide. Like he’s just an addict who needs to try harder not to fall off the wagon.  “What happens if I say no?”

Alicia straightens at the look Bob shoots her.  “Then we don’t run again.  Right?”

She hesitates.

“Right?”

“I’m not asking you to give up hockey-” She says.

“Alicia!” Bob growls.

“I’m just asking you to trust me.  To trust yourself.  You’re stronger than you think you are.”

Jack turns back to the window surveying the methodical maintenance going on on the south lawn. Mowers ride up and down the grounds cutting uniform lines across the grass, the gardeners trim at the flower beds creating an impressively neat line between the soil and the freshly mowed grass. “And if I’m not?”

“You are.” She insists.

Bob sighs her name again and again she ignores him.  “I have so much work left to do Jack.” She sounds scared about it, like the moment she steps down everything she worked for will be erased.

She’s probably right.

Jack pushes off from the windowsill and stalks across the room.

“Where are you going?” Alicia follows him with her eyes but her feet stay glued to the carpet.

“I have to get out of here.”

“You can’t-“

He whirls around, “Is that a presidential order?” He growls.

Alicia rears back wide eyed, “Of course not.”

Jack’s chest heaves in the thick oppressive air between them.  “I need to think about it.” Like that’s going to make a damn bit of difference.

She dares a small smile, probably hoping it looks more sad than triumphant.  It doesn’t.

let’s just talk for a moment here. 

I’m gonna say itLena Luthor loves Kara Danvers. loves her. and there are soooo many reasons why. 

first, let’s just list the reasons off the bat, then I’ll explain my reasonings. 

  • donuts
  • lip bites/glances/looks
  • the thirst factor
  • food dates
  • meeting Alex
  • gala
  • flowers
  • her heroics
  • “I’ve never stood behind a man” 
  • “I’m here for you, if you still want that”
  • “I miss you”
  • “I didn’t see your name on the by line”/ “unquit”
  • “I trust you”/Catco
  • heart emoji

ok let’s get started:

first, the doughnuts.

 lena is known for eating healthy. she drinks kombucha. she gets kara to probably eat vegetables. y’know the regular. probably is on a no carb diet. we never see her eating anything bad, because she’s probably been preened all her life to be picture perfect and eat only what’s good for you. but here comes her bff, her gal pal kara danvers, traipsing in with a bag of doughnuts. this happened a couple times, actually. lena indulged in a doughnut for kara. 

the lip bites, holy fuck. I’m going to tie this in with the glances too. because holy mother of god. 

lena is always checking kara out, biting her lip (most likely surprising moans bc hot damn she’s in love with this woman) and the looks. the looks of. pure. unadulterated. love. 

I mean you cannot tell me the look on lena’s face is anything but love? come on. even a blind man could tell. 

next, lena’s thirst factor. 

girl, she is always, always, (almost) always seen with a drink when around kara! 

exhibit A: their first meeting, lena has to pause and get herself a damn glass of water

exhibit B: granted, yes they’re at a restaurant, but lena’s got an almost empty glass, bc hot damnvers kara is something. (lets take in account that kara’s glass is empty)

exhibit C: in the most recent episode 3.01, lena is yet again, shown pouring herself some water bc girl is thirsty af 

exhibit D: oh looky here, Lena’s getting a drink. I am pretty sure Kara just makes her speechless and she needs water to talk

exhibit E: y’all see where I’m going with this, right?

their brunch/lunch/dinner/kombucha dates

lena always seems to have a food date with kara. always. I mean it’s one thing to have one on occasion but they’re known to have these? and I know damn well that kara isn’t always the one to initiate them. lena is probably the one to invite her because she’s rich and offers to feed kara’s immense appetite. 

what about the first time lena was introduced to Alex properly?

this. this is the face of jealousy. she shows up unannounced at kara’s apartment (where’d she even get kara’s address?) and sees this beautiful woman in kara’s apartment and she’s jealous af, and Alex doesn’t let on anything. doesn’t, for a split second, let on that she’s kara’s sister, because I’m pretty sure she knew what Lena’s thoughts were. she knew for a flash of a second, lena was actually jealous, but ew gross, kara is her sister, and that’s when kara finally speaks up, and Lena’s face softens, and she remembers what she actually came over for… 

the gala

she invites, not only kara and supergirl to the gala, but kara’s man friend, mike of the interns, because she doesn’t care. if kara’s friends with this person, she figures she can trust this person too, who tf cares if you met them five seconds ago and could’ve easily told him “It’s an elite party, and I’m inviting kara as my plus one, sorry” but no, she extends an invitation to mike of the interns…

the flowers: plumerias

these are plumerias, for anyone who hasn’t seen them before. they come in all different colors, ranging from blues, pinks, purples, melon, peach, yellow and white. they are an exotic flower, and a bit hard to come by. they have to be imported, usually from Hawaii. they have a few different meanings, but in Chinese, they symbolize love. they mean “I love you” and “you are special” 

and kara’s office, just so happens to be overflown with flowers, most likely plumerias because she mentioned they remind her of her mother, and lena would totally import those flowers and fill her office as a thank you to saving her just because she loves kara. and you know damn well she knows what those flowers mean. she’s smart, we’ll touch on this fact later.

lena being a hero

she is.. its a fact. whether it’s supergirl or kara danvers’s hero, national city’s hero, or anyone’s hero, lena is a hero. 

lena chooses kara and being the hero and will always choose kara and being the hero. when it came to saving jack or saving supergirl, she chose kara over her ex-lover. and we can probably assume that because a) lena is young and b) lena is a luthor, jack was probably her only real relationship. she did love him, you could tell with the emotion from the kiss and even the relaxed-ness of her date with him, they were friends. and she did miss is company, though she wouldn’t date him again. yet then it comes to kara, as supergirl, and she has to choose whether to save jack or end his life to save national city’s hero. she chooses to let jack go, therefore ultimately killing him so she can save kara. she also saves kara’s man child boyfriend from the evil daxamite guard. by shooting him with an alien gun. and she and Winn made whatever that thing was under the table at the gala and it stopped those evildoers from attacking supergirl, and the kicker, my favorite, saving the whole population of national city, not once, but fucking twice.

in s2e8 lena, after finding out her mother is the ringleader of CADMUS, and kara ultimately yells at her and accuses her of knowing what her mother did, etc, still saves national city. she undermines her mother, weasels her way onto her mother’s good side, double-crosses her and makes the medusa virus inert, therefore saving national city’s population of aliens when the only friend she had hated her for the moment. she could’ve easily just given in and killed all the aliens, but she didn’t. she chose to save them because she loves kara and her pro-alien bleeding heart views, even when they sometimes disagree and fight. 

and then again in s2e22, lena, and with the help of Lillian, build a device to rid the planet of the daxamites invading earth. a device that sends out lead into the atmosphere. and she knows what it’ll do. she knows that it’s going to send Mon-el away, and you know she was lowkey happy about that, but she knows it’ll put kara through hell, yet she let’s kara make the ultimate decision to choose whether to go on with it, and kara does. supergirl tells them to use the device. and lena yet again, saves everyone, all because she loves kara and kara is her hero.

and let’s not forget the best time lena was a hero and shot Corbin, therefore saving none other than Special Agent Alex Danvers with the DEO… hot damn, she’s my hero.

lena’s never stood behind a man

*eh hem* I’ll just leave these here. two examples of lena never standing behind a man, because she’s independent and fierce, but Kara is always protecting her and she lets kara/supergirl. we know damn well lena can hold her own, she is a Luthor after all, but she lets kara take the forefront and she stands behind her with grace and poise and love and admiration. 

“I’m here for you, if you still want that”

Lena knows the hell kara is going through. she knows that kara lost her man child thing of a boyfriend she liked for five days. and kara is going through hell. and yet, she’s still cautious. I think this is one of the most significant things ever and we’re going to dissect for a second here. in the second image: kara tells lena “I’m right here” letting lena know she can talk to her and she wants her to, she’s almost willing her to. 

yet in the top image, lena adds the “if you still want that”. she is letting kara know a few things here. a) that she feels guilty over the lead being released in the atmosphere b) she doesn’t want to use kara, because she’s not a talker herself. her walls are always built up so sturdy until kara breaks them down with her super strength and c) she doesn’t want to lose kara. she’s letting her know she’s there if kara wants her because its kara’s choice. she’s not going to force kara into being her friend just because kara is the only friend she has in national city and she will be ready to help kara any way she needs when the time comes. 

“I miss you” 

this also follows with the “if you still want that” because she’s telling kara that she’s being ignored, but she’s not pushing. she knows that kara is distancing herself. but she still lets kara know in a subtle way that she’s still here, she still loves her and that she truly misses her best friend. she just misses her. she misses Kara Danvers, the girl she’s falling in love with more and more as each day passes.

“I didn’t see your name on the by line”/”unquit”

now, first off, kara does anything lena suggests. Lena suggests, she become a reporter and guess who becomes one? Kara. lena tells her in such an unprofessional manner to “unquit” her job. and according to my laptop, unquit isn’t even a word, yet it came out of poised, perfect, prestined Lena Luthor’s mouth. “unquit” 

so kara unquits, and lena sends a heart emoji

a red heart emoji. man, do I have some words about this. Lena, you little lesbian in love with your bestie, damn. lena could’ve easily replied back with a “okay” or “sounds great” or even a “see you tomorrow!” or if we’re going the emoji route: a smiley face, a thumbs up, or fuck idk, a yellow heart? because lena is very, very, very smart. and we all know she knows the meanings that colors represent. like how yellow means happiness, friendship, sunshine, and energy, yet miss luthor sent kara a red heart. red meaning love, passion, heat. you can’t tell me she doesn’t know what they meant. she could’ve replied with so many different ways, yet she chooses a red heart.

and lets not forget the last points: lena buys fricken catco–– “I trust you”

lena “I bought your job for you and I have no fucking idea how to run catco” luthor bought a multimillion dollar corporation so a sexist bottle of cheap cologne couldn’t and she has literally no idea how to run the company, yet she’s enlisting and trusting her best friend and the woman she likes to run it with her. she bought kara a company. because kara asked and she 

lena just dropped everything, and potentially could ruin her career for this woman, and she did it all out of love. 

she even admits to not even knowing how to run the place! yet, just because kara asked, she did it. kara says “jump” and lena asks “how high”. the girl will do anything for the woman she loves. 


anyway, so those are my thoughts and reasonings as to why I believe lena is in love with kara. you can agree or disagree, leave your opinions if you like, but if you’re anti-supercorp please do not leave your opinion. 


*please note: gifs and pictures are NOT mine and I will not take credit for them, I simply borrowed them from the internet. also I stg if the gifs don’t load I will cry, I don’t know if they actually will, let’s hope.

edit: none of the gifs loaded I hate everything… oh fucking well, you get my point and y’all probably know what each gif is a scene of anyway… fml

There is no invalid reason to ship something

You ship them because you like their chemistry? You good, keep being great.

You ship them because they look very cute and/or hot together? Man, me too.

You ship them to cope? That’s amazing, I’m proud of you.

You ship them out of spite? Hell yeah.

You ship them because you want to explore human (or otherwise) relationships? You probably are a lot of fun to talk to.

You ship them because you project yourself in one of the characters? Go for your dreams, darling.

You ship them because why not? Crackshipping has been around for a long time, if someone tells you that it hasn’t they’ve probably haven’t been in fandom for long.

You ship them for literally any other reason? Perfect, go wild with it, no one can stop you.

There is no bad reason for shipping, no matter you motives you’re just having harmless fun. No one has the right to stop you from exploring fiction as you desire, it’s your desition and yours only what you want to do in fiction.

Keep being you, lovely ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

I think it’s important to remember

That even though we know Dark’s backstory now, as tragic and sad as it may be, Darkiplier is NOT a good guy. He is not Damien anymore. His anger and thirst for revenge have twisted him into something that bears no resemblance to the man he used to be. The kind and compassionate man with a vision for his city and a love for his friends is gone.

Through the events of WKM, the Darkiplier character has not changed. He is still a manipulator. He is still willing to take advantage of and hurt people to achieve his goals.

If anything, now that he’s given us a reason to sympathize with him, it will only make it easier for him to manipulate us in the future. And that’s pretty scary.

  —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  strap in ‘cause this one is rough.  ’
‘  it’s– it’s yucky.  ’
‘  i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky.  ’
‘  i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds.  ’
‘  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  ’
‘  are you fucking out of your mind?  ’
‘  i’m starting to think you want to die.  ’
‘  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  ’
‘  oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying.  ’
‘  there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there.  ’
‘  here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  ’
‘  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  ’
‘  that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think.  ’
‘  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk.  ’
‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’
‘  all very effective for– for murder.  ’
‘  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  ’
‘  you would think that there’d be at least one witness.  ’
‘  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye.  ’
‘  that’s not how the forrest works.  ’
‘  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  ’
‘  i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  ’
‘  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  ’
‘  what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  ’
‘  i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’
‘  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’
‘  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  ’
‘  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  ’
‘  i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  ’
‘  70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’  ’
‘  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what?  ’
‘  oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  ’
‘  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  ’
‘  this is just baffling to me.  ’
‘  i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  ’
‘  i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  ’
‘  i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place.  ’
‘  this boogeyman is very thorough.  ’
‘  i guess we’re lucky he got lazy.  ’
‘  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  ’
‘  i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  ’
‘  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  ’
‘  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  ’
‘  this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  ’
‘  i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.   ’
‘  ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band.  ’
‘  the wild west was the 80′s.  ’
‘  in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks.  ’
‘  he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy.  ’
‘  oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach.  ’
‘  some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter?  ’
‘  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’  ’
‘  no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  ’
‘  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  ’
‘  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  ’
‘  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  ’
‘  i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done.  ’
‘  ugh, this guy’s gross.  ’
‘  it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s.  ’
‘  everything before the 80′s – just lawless.  ’
‘  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  ’
‘  i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby!  ’
‘  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  ’
‘  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  ’
‘  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  ’
‘  i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me.  ’
‘  does that man have a magical penis or something?  ’
‘  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  ’
‘  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  ’
‘  do you not know how love works?  ’
‘  maybe i don’t know how love works.  ’
‘  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  ’
‘  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  ’
‘  i brought some cocktail weenies.  ’
‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’
‘  that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life.  ’
‘  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  ’
‘  how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot.  ’
‘  it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever.  ’
‘  here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession.  ’
‘  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  ’
‘  why would he make this up?  ’
‘  he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  ’
‘  i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  ’
‘  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  ’
‘  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  ’
‘  that’s a rational fear!  ’
‘  that is not a rational fear!  ’
‘  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  ’