but man if you havent seen this

tgd boys before meeting shao: u havent heard of shaolin fantastic?????? hes amazing his pumas are always PRISTINE i swear to you he FLIES no one has ever seen him there isn’t a man greater than shaol-

tgd boys after meeting shao: this is the motherfucker with the fake karate and shit


Originally, this was gonna be a RSJ smile appreciation post, BUT THEN I REALISED HE’S PRETTY WHEN HE DOES SMILED AND WHEN HE DOESN’T. So this is just a face appreciation post for this gorgeous (so gorgeous) man. (He’s also the proof that I am bisexual)



also I’m so sad my baby hyungwon couldn’t be there, the boys kept saying that he was sad he couldn’t come and perform :(

also this isn’t in order

- wonho tripped in the beginning of the show but smoothly recovered
- they introduced themselves in the cutest of ways
- they each performed in separate units, shownu, i.m & minhyuk performed 24k magic, wonho was supposed to perform with hyungwon but kihyun stepped in last minute
- jooheon said that they tried chicago pizza and it was really good but needed a bit more salt (LMAO)
- the translator translated something minhyuk said in english as “this is the last song” and the boys got all worried because the crowd got upset and then wonho started laughing because he said that everyone looked like they were about to attack
- they went downtown by the river and i.m lost his wallet (its sad but I laughed)
- wonho took off his jacket multiple times and the crowd lost it so jooheon kept saying to cheer for wonho’s muscles and that he was the king of muscles (something along those lines)
- also kihyun is so much smaller irl it was so cute
- monbebes did a beautiful rainbow that wasn’t really a rainbow in my opinion but it was still beautiful
- wonho complimented the translator’s voice saying it sounds nice/handsome
- kihyun dabbed about 172962902 times
- wonho also fell at one point and walked off stage limping after that performance but nothing was mentioned afterwards (meaning neither he nor the other members said anything about it)
- they ended the show with very heart warming messages to monbebe’s and said that next time they come to chicago they’ll bring hyungwon and cooler songs
- jooheon, kihyun, minhyuk, & i.m spoke the most in english, kihyun said that because he was in chicago he had to say goodbye in english (his pronunciation is really good!)

  • You: silverflint isnt real because their relationship didnt follow the romantic stereotype shown on every other tv show, flint and silver aren’t portrayed as stereotypically gay/bi therefore they cant be in love, we havent seen silver kiss a man so hes definitely straight, baddass main characters cant be gay, stop making black sails gay, pirates arent gay
  • History: pirates were, in fact, gay
  • jonathan steinberg: flint and silver were, in fact, in love
Have you seen this man?


For doing bad things and akumatizing people, as well as trying to get Ladybug’s and Chat Noir’s Miraculouses so he can have ultimate power and ??? rule the world maybe? Not really sure why he wants them.

Physical Description:

This man is not hard to identify, as you can see (it’s probably why he always wears his mask)

  • He has no ears. He has no ears.
  • He has no hair, there is no hair on his head.
  • he has no eyebrows.
  • he has a really, really long chin
  • he wears a purple suit with weird flared out things.
  • he wears a grey mask with a butterfly motif on it.
  • speaking of butterflies, he is often in the presence of them and likes to unleash evil, purple ones into the world to make people do his bidding.
  • he has a cool staff.
  • he wears a butterfly pendant.

He usually looks like this:

But here we’ve made a rendition of what he might look like without the mask. If you see this man, please ask him who he is, because we here have no futzing clue.

Thank you

(But no really, who is this guy? He looks nothing like Gabriel or anyone that we’ve seen. And it’s not just my no-good not-photoshop skills. The no ears thing is a joke. I gave him at least one and my sister told me to take it off, lol, So here you go, Papillon unmasked. Please enjoy.)


(i’m so, so, so sorry lol this is horrible i’m sorry)

anonymous asked:

Can you give us some book recommendations?

Okay book recs. Oh my god I have so many. I have a question after this that say’s POC book recs, so I’m going to keep this post to book recs that arent poc to keep these separated just for the sake of the anon’s that asked. 

Red Rising by Pierce Brown (Trilogy with a new book - a ‘spin off series’ coming out next year) - I will fucking promote this book series until I die. This is hands down, one of the best books I have EVER read. Honestly, for me it sort of beats out Harry Potter (Which if you know me, I’m obsessed with. I mean, I had a Harry Potter Sweet 16. [I’m from Long Island. Everyone there has a Sweet 16]) Not only is Red Rising extremely diverse and beautifully written,  but the storyline is incredible and the characters literally jump off the page. I dont think I’ve ever read a more human character than Darrow. Honestly PICK UP THIS BOOK. IT NEEDS MORE FUCKING ATTENTION. 

^^^^bolded it so people know that this is the best book ever and needs the read. 

Abarat by Clive Barker (Four books so far) - Now, this may not be everyones cup of tea. Maybe because I’m a painter, I appreciate him more. But his books are wonderfully illustrated with his paintings that follow along with the beautiful storyline. I recommend this book to the fucking stars. Its a fantastic story with amazing paintings. (Clive Barker, for those who don’t know, also created Hellraiser [Pin Head] and Midnight Meat Train along with a plethora of other stories. It’s worth the read.)

Song of Achilles (novel) - I mean, If you want to fucking CRY  then this is the book for you. It’s so fucking depressing but so FUCKING GOOD. I mean, if you know the story of Achilles, then you know why its depressing. But that doesnt take away from the beautiful story between Achilles and Patroclus. Definitely recommend this book. 

Along with that last book, a book that I feel goes hand in hand with it:

Captive Prince by C. S. Pacat (trilogy) - Now. A lot of people have a problem with this trilogy. I personally, as a (mixed, black) poc, have no problem with this book. It’s about two kingdoms, one of poc, Greek-like, and the other of boujee af french-like, white kingdom. In short, the Prince from the Greece inspired Kingdom is framed and shipped away to the french kingdom as a slave. Now, he becomes a slave (as a dark skinned man) to a white prince. There are a lot of things that happen like he gets whipped and other horrible shit. People have a problem with the book because of the dynamic between the two. They find it racist and insensitive. Here’s a great post as to why people don’t like the post, and the second comment is why I read it. I honestly find it to be a beautiful story that develops amazingly over time. I definitely recommend it. 

Kids of Appetite by David Arnold (novel) - I’ve just recently read this book and I absolutely fucking loved it. It’s an extremely diverse, beautiful story. Personally, I found the story sad, funny, heart warming, and inclusive. They brush upon the difficulties that black men specifically, have with the judicial system, by having an African man whom is loving and kind, constantly blamed for crimes that he did not commit. Again, it’s a really lovely book and this stuck with me for a very long time. I really recommend it. 

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness (novel) - If you don’t want to fucking SOB then don’t read it. If you want a beautiful story, I recommend this book to the stars. Honestly, I went into the book not knowing shit about it, just that people loved it. Then I realized that it was about fucking cancer and I was about to throw my god damned book because I don’t fend well with sad things. THEN I found out that it’s also now a movie with Liam Neeson. Ugh. I havent seen the movie yet, but damn was this book magical and heart breaking and wow… Read it. I personally fucking loved it. 

Fangirl  by Rainbow Rowell (novel) - I mean, I feel like this book actually summed up my early college experience lol! I was writing fanfiction, roleplaying, cooping myself up in my room - the only difference was, I didnt have a quirky, beautiful, sweet man to hold me as I read outloud to him (if you read the book, then you know what I’m talking about). Honestly, this was a fucking amazing book and I loved it so much. it was feel good and extremely nostalgic for people of my generation (’94-’96 specifically) really well. If you loved Harry Potter, grew up with it, went to the midnight book releases and movie screenings, submerged yourself in the fanfiction, then you will love this book. I thought it was fantastic. 

which leads me to this rec. 

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell (novel) - Ugh. So in fangirl, there’s a fanfiction that the main character is writing. I know that this book is not the fanfiction, but it is named the same thing - so thats a nice connection. Again, if you love Harry Potter, if you love shipping Drarry (i dont because I find it problematic. But I feel if you like Drarry) then youd love this. I mean honestly, if you just like a cute story, with ridiculous spells, and adorable love, then read it. If you love Harry Potter ESPECIALLY READ THIS BOOK. 

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor (Trilogy) - Okay. Honestly, I havent seen many people promote this book series, but it is amazing and arguably, one of the most beautifully written trilogies that I have ever read (besides Red Rising. Ahem. Read it). It’s a wonderful story that comes together beautifully and is such a different book from your usual YA. 

The Archived by Victoria Schwab (Series of two) - So, if Victoria Schwab sounds familiar, that’s because she also goes under V.E. Schwab okay. Listen. I know that everyone loves A Darker Shade of Magic. I havent finished that book yet and I bet it’s amazing. However, we cannot forget the other amazing books she has written. The Archived is such a lovely, creative story that deserves more credit. Honestly, I’ve never read a book like it before and it stuck with me for an extremely long time. Apparently there is a third book coming out that I have actually been waiting for forever. I’m not going to say much about it, but these books are wonderful and deserve the read. 

Speaking of V.E. Schwab

Vicious by V.E. Schwab - This book deserves more recognition. Not only is the cover absolutely AMAZING, but the story is fuckign awesome. If you like Brandon Sanderson books, if you like superheros or Marvel and DC, read this fucking book. It’s fantastically written and needs to be read more. Get on it people. 

I mean, these are just some books. I purposely stayed away from some YA  series because I feel like a lot of people know about them. But I mean, some YA series that are well known that I like are:

Obviously Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas

A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas

The Darkest Minds  by Alexandra Bracken


So anyway.. i think this is all I’ve got right now haha. I’ll put my favourite books written by poc in the anon above this!  

Straight White Boy Problem #811

*sees a friend that i havent seen for MONTHS*

hey bro!!! bro! come over dude!! *we greet each other and start our handshake, which is the embrace of two right hands that pivots into a grip and turns into a semi-hug* hey i havent seen you in a while dude! how have you been?? you have my number right? right? ok just checking, because we need to chill. hang out. watch some sports hahaha. wait, i gotta go now, but lets keep in touch *does our handshake again* see ya later man!!!

*as i walk away, i have a lingering doubt that we probably won’t see or talk to each other for another 7 months*

You'll Be Okay || Peter Parker x Reader ||

Characters: Peter Parker x Fem!Reader

Fandom: MCU


Requested: Yes! Thank you! <3 xx [hey I was wondering if I could maybe have an imagine where y/n is Happy’s daughter and she’s like “I know how my dad is so if you ever need anything I’m here for you” so when tony takes the suit from peter he goes to her and she comforts him? thank you!!!!!]

Prompt: After Peter gets his suit taken off him by Tony, he comes to you for comfort knowing that you were always around to look out for him given your dad, Happy, was too busy to do that. 

Tags: @rafeadderall @butterybra  

 Word Count: 1,954


Today had been a hell of a day for Peter Parker. In fact, it had been a hell of a week for him. For two whole months since Berlin, he had been the ‘friendly’ neighbourhood Spiderman like he intended to be. But this last week, discovering a black market for alien tech weaponry, he couldn’t just let it slide without doing something. 

Then there was the incident at D.C which he felt guilty about. Knowing he could’ve done better to prevent it from happening in the first place. And now he felt guilty about the whole ferry incident earlier today. He didn’t blame Tony for taking away the suit, and he couldn’t be mad about it either because what happened today; Was all on him. 

Peter wished that Tony could see that he was trying his hardest, he was always trying his hardest to do what was right. The only person who managed to see that was Y/N, she had been around since Berlin to watch over him given her father, Happy, was too busy to do even that. 

He sat in his room, the wet curls of his hair sent water droplets onto his desk as he hung her head low. To add to the guilt he felt for those people on the ferry, there was evident guilt for not answering Aunt May’s texts or calls and making her worry unnecessarily. Despite the fact he wanted to call Y/N and let her know what happened and even vent his frustrations out to her, he decided it would be better to remain in his apartment so that May wouldn’t worry any more than she had. 

Fortunately for Peter, Y/N was currently in a heated argument with Tony Stark about how he treated the young teenager earlier today. “-Are you kidding me, Tony - you can’t just take away his suit!” Y/N paced around the floor, in the Avenger's tower. Her father grumbled in complaint, trying his hardest to ensure all of these precious items were boxed accordingly and safely in preparation for ‘moving’ day.

“Actually I can, and I did, he obviously can’t be trusted with it.” Tony argued, he eyed the young girl, she was no older than Peter and hadn’t the slightest of clue why she cared so much about what happened to Peter. “Yes, he can, Tony! You haven’t been watching him for two months like I have. He’s trying. That’s all he’s ever done is try and try to impress you.”

Tony scoffed, “You think almost killing an entire ferry of civilians is going to impress me? He isn’t trying hard enough-.” Y/N cut him off, “He is just a kid! He is only fifteen and you expect him to have as much experience as you? As Steve? As Bucky? He’s going to fuck up, it happens, and I sure a shit know for a fact you did as a kid too.”

“What was I supposed to do Y/N?” Tony looked at her sternly, his arms folded angrily over his chest. “You weren’t supposed to take his suit, You’re supposed to discipline him but encourage him. If you let him know how disappointed you were that would be enough because he cares about what you think of him…” 

She felt she said enough, marching over to the counter and snatching a set of keys. “And where are you going?” Happy finally looked up from what he was doing, Y/N headed toward the elevator, not turning back. “To go see Peter since I’m the only one who actually cares about him.” 

“Oh, and you think I’m going to let you take the car-.” 

“I’m taking the goddamn car.” She spat and got into the elevator, letting her anger seeth through her until she was calm again. Tony and Happy were left in the room looking at each, “what the hell was that?” Tony pointed accusingly at Happy at that rebellious spout from his daughter. Rarely had Y/N acted out and in fact it wasn’t until she was ordered to look out for Peter had she started to act out more. 

Happy shrugged, “how the hell would I know? Hormones or something…” He averted his eyes down at the inventory list before looking back up at Tony with an unimpressed expression, he met his gaze and both men sighed in unison muttering, “Peter.” 

Y/N knocked gently on Peter’s apartment door, her thoughts were interrupted by the relentless buzzing of her phone. She didn’t spare a glance, knowing it was either Tony or Happy. The door opened by the typically happy May, but today she didn’t have that spring in her step. 

“Y/N.” May’s kind eyes widened at the sight of Y/N. She waved warmly, “Hey May… I’m sorry I couldn’t help you find Peter… But thank you for letting me know he’s back and all right.” May shifted to the side, allowing Y/N inside the apartment. “Please, you don’t need to apologise, I’m just glad he’s okay… you’re just in time for dinner actually, maybe you could get him out of his room… he lost the Stark internship.” May’s voice was quiet in fear that Peter might hear. 

Y/N nodded, “that would be lovely May… Thank you, I’ll see what I can do.” She crossed through the kitchen with May not too far behind her, “Can I just ask you something?” May gripped the young girl’s wrist lightly. Turning to May she nodded, a slight smile on her lips. “Are you the reason Pete sneaks out every night? I just - I’ve noticed a change in him. I’m not mad, I just want the truth.” 

Taking a deep breath as a blush crept up on Y/N’s cheeks, honestly, she wished she was the reason but fighting crime was always a first with Peter. “I-I’m sorry May… I should’ve said something-.” May cut her off, a breath of relief expelling from her chest. It was a lie, a huge lie but Peter wanted to keep his hidden life as far away from May as possible. 

“No - no, it’s not your fault, I’m actually so relieved you said that… Thank you, Y/N.” May puffed out a nervous laugh, if she wasn’t so upset and annoyed then perhaps she would’ve been excited to discover a blossoming relationship between her nephew and the kind girl he befriended some months ago. Standing outside of Peter’s room she nodded at May, “It’s no problem, May.”

Her fingers gently rapped on his door, at first Peter groaned, not wanting to deal with May and the guilt that was sure to loom over him once he saw her. But then he could sense that it was Y/N at the door. Rising from his chair, he wasn’t sure he could face her after what happened. A sickness filled his stomach and negative thoughts plagued his mind as his shaky hand gripped the door handle. 

He blew out a deep breath and opened it, his eyes meeting Y/N’s soft ones. Upon just seeing her, the tears welled up in his eyes as he waited in anticipation to see her reaction. Was she going to blow up at him? Yell at him? Scold him? Well, she did neither of those things. In fact, she pulled him into a hug once she saw the first tear slip from his eyes, “I know…” her voice was soft, understanding as always. 

She held him tightly, her fingers softly brushing through his wet hair in an attempt to comfort him. “It’s okay…” She mumbled into his neck repeatedly feeling him shake in her grip. Peter bit his lip and pulled away from her, although grateful for her and he’d admit that staying in her arms would be preferable but he could feel May’s gaze on the two. 

“If it helps you feel any better I yelled at Tony and took dads car.” She whispered, a slight smile on her lips as she brushes her thumbs across his cheeks to rid them of tears. A dry laugh left his lips, and she was glad to see somewhat a smile on his lips. 

He pulled her into his room and shut the door behind him, “I didn’t want to bother you…” He mumbled, looking down at his feet, the sickly feeling had long left his stomach. She rested a hand on his shoulder, “You’ve never bothered me, never have and never will. That’s why I’ve always said if you need anything to call me.”

Peter looked up at her sheepishly, stepping back and seating himself on his bed, looking down at his shaky hands in his lap. Y/N sat beside him, taking his hand and rubbing his knuckles, an intended friendly gesture but it had both of their hearts pounding. “All I ever wanted was to be like him… A-And clearly that isn’t enough for him… I tried, Y/N…”

She let go of his hand, bringing her arm over his shoulders and pulled him into her side, his head rested on her shoulder as her fingers raked through his hair, yet another intended friendly gesture but lately, neither Peter or Y/N could do anything ‘friendly’ without blushing or becoming flustered. 

“I’m proud of you, and you’ve done the best you could do, that’s all I’ve ever expected from you.” She whispered, her eyes trained on the floor of Peter’s room. Her words warmed Peter’s chest and brought a smile to his face, whenever Y/N was around she always emitted happiness and a positive aura… even now as he felt as though he failed the world, she somehow made him feel better. 

He lifted his head from her shoulder and looked at her, his kind brown eyes no longer brimmed with tears. “You going to come join us for dinner?” Y/N’s eyes met his, her voice was still soft. He contemplated for a moment, knowing he should talk to Aunt May, he couldn’t hide from her forever. “I think so.” He answered, his eyes would trail around her face as if assessing the detail of her expression. 

“Good. Because I didn’t want to shove food down your throat.” She laughed lightly hitting his chest. Peter smiled coyly, opening his mouth and closing it as his mind stuttered to form speech. Y/N had started to stand up when Peter desperately and spontaneously gripped her wrist, pulling her back down beside him. She looked at him questioningly, he licked his lips, “I - uh.. um..” He stammered, his heart pounded in his chest.

A blush crept on his face as he made a complete fool of himself, he had nothing else left to lose after today, so why not make a fool of himself again. He was quick, like a striking snake as he pressed his lips to hers, his heart still beating furiously. He hadn’t kissed a girl before, he didn’t know what to do but it felt right. Caught by surprise Y/N wasn’t sure if it was real or not, her heart palpated inconsistently at the feeling of his lips on her own. 

It was a short, sweet kiss before Peter pulled away. Unsure whether to hit himself for acting out on impulse like he did, but then he saw the smile on Y/N’s lips and the look in her eyes. “You just…” She started breathlessly, looking into Peter’s eyes who nodded. “I did.” He confirmed, his voice barely above a whisper as he leant back in, capturing her lips in his, this time he held her face softly as their lips moved together. 

At least there was one good thing to come out of tonight.

anonymous asked:

Have you seen that 30 year old on here who runs an ace discourse blog (they're an inclusionist too lmao)?

i havent but i believe it…. man. 30 years old



hear me out. There’s something strange going on, and it’s on Mark’s channel
People have their suspicions but I don’t know how people Havent seen this

Mark has been playing Alot of horror games lately right? No big deal right?
But look at some of the titles, usually mark puts the title of the game in the title so for him to put messages saying"greetings" or “play time” is just straight up weird.

I have two suspicions, it’s either mark is introducing red man soon,or we’re witnessing the return of darkiplier.
If you take the titles with no mention of the games mark is playing,you get a message

“Greetings,I found you… going home. Play time”
This could also be read as
“Greetings, I found you going home. Play time”
Who is he talking about or should we ask…who is talking?

This leads me to my next notion. This is darkiplier or red man… I think this might be darkiplier because mark was playing video games related to horror…and the greetings in the beginning of the message is in darks character considering he is manipulative and would put up a formal manner…..but what leads me to believe it may be “red man” is the phrase “play time”….I don’t know about you but dark Doesn’t seem to “play with his food” he is manipulative and conniving yes,but he wouldn’t straight up say “play time ”(I may be wrong on this) also what could this possibly mean? If they are talking to mark, “going home?” Where is mark going? Are they talking about mark? Or are they talking about each other? What if this is a conversation? Maybe I’m digging too deep into this…..

Now look at the thumbnails….. Usually the thumbnails have correlation with the game..
Greetings is a video for a mouse simulator.
The thumbnail is a white figure smiling… creepily

This is what lead my suspicions to this theory in first place. What video did “greetings ” come after?
The very game red man originated from,in one of the paintings"red man" was painted white, so it would be strange for that white smiling figure to be in a thumbnail for a mouse simulator….
The next videos “ found you ” “going home” and “play time” all have similar thumbnails with a smiling creepy face… coincidence? I think not.

I’m thinking red man is coming….or with jack going to LA maybe they are planning something more with darkiplier and anti…
@markiplier I might be very very very wrong but I had to get this off my chest… BECAUSE OMG THE HYPE IM GOING THROUGH Edit: why is this still getting notes? It’s honestly a really stupid theory. Lol


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↳ url graphic/really belated birthday present for @aeduan

“Aeduan.” She’d never said his name aloud. She was surprised by how easily it rolled off the tongue.
He looked back, his expression inscrutable as always. But laced with … with something. Hope, she found herself thinking, though she knew it was fanciful.
Aeduan was not the sort of man to ever hope.

anonymous asked:

Character analysis for Jonghyun /Jr, Donghyun and Youngmin please, thank you

hey there nonnie. thanks for requesting these boys, You can find jonghyun’s analysis here

Originally posted by ong-seungwoo

im yougmin:

  • probably one of the most pressured trainees from BNM
  • he isn’t blind, he knows he doesnt have the hold that lee daehwi has on the rest of them so he’s stuck in the 2nd position which is very dangerous because there are several trainees above him
  • but i can see that he takes deadlines and ultimatums seriously, too seriously. he has this nervous energy about him which makes you think, “ah this THIS is when he’ll break” but he doesnt
  • fascinates me truly, i kept expecting him to break down after the evaluations but he doesnt
  • the only time he does is when he made a mistake on stage and still got #1 in the team. it shows a lot of responsibility, like jonghyun. but it’ll take him a few years to reach jonghyun’s leadership levels but i also dont think he wants to
  • he likes taking up responsibility but like i said, he isnt blind. the boy has enough self awareness to know when to cut ties. he knows he cant lead a group of trainees when he isnt the best one in the room. one of the only people on the show with such insight (other than hwang minhyun)
  • i can see that he has true passion for rap and not like bobby’s rap but rap mon’s rap. he knows he has thoughts he wants to share with the world but he’s still withholding a few things back because he doesnt give himself enough importance to say it out loud (to which im sure cheetah would say, if you dont take yourself seriously no one will)
  • the alpaca thing is super cute i swear

Originally posted by jeupstan

kim donghyun:

  • from what somi said, he was the kind church oppa. which…. yeah i can see it. like he could be the ‘picks up your handkerchief or pencils’ sort of dude. but that just means good manners
  • he’s definitely worth all the votes he’s got because leaving a company like JYP just means you shot yourself in the foot but it also means you have to be responsible for your own talents and learning curve from now on
  • i can see that he has the drive to keep learning. he has this fierce attitude about him like even if everyone gave up on him, he wouldnt give  up on himself until he used up everything he’s got
  • which makes me think he’d be the last man standing in the next evaluations from his group but oh well
  • lowkey salty and lowkey competitive but thats just because i havent seen the extent of his competitiveness yet but yeah
  • from what i can see written on his face he’s more of an extrovert but an internal (as in he derives his motivations and desires from himself and not from other people. he does what he wants to do, not because others want him to do it)
  • but another thing which i purely an instinctual guess is, he gives me mark feels. and mark tuan, though he appears all nice and shit, has this low lying evil about him. like he’s a wildcard you just dont know what he’ll spring on you and it wont be a casual surprise thing. its like betrayal level evil but you know, its just me. i could be wrong, i hope im wrong

Im feeling like shit and Ozqrow is literally my number one OTP out of everything I’ve ever shipped ever so I’m gonna spew some stupid headcanons here we go

-Sometimes when schools on break or out (idk if they have summer breaks or not *shrug*) they’ll go on missions together

-but its like, so easy for them cause they’re such A+ fighters its like some cheesy date

-joking and laughing and running around killing grimm, totally the perfect date

-sleepy, morning time Ozpin is best Ozpin because hes v cute and isnt wearing his glasses and his hair is messy and hes just squinting into his coffee cup and Qrow loves it all

-Qrow is big and strong and much broader shouldered/broader chested than Oz and thus easily completely envelopes him in hugs and during snuggles

-Qrow is such a teddy bear when laying around, he just wants to snuggle

-Ozpin keeps trying to work but Qrow is whining because he wants snuggle-time dammit!

-listen, listen, Ozpin, this old man, he acts all mysterious and serious and stuff but… but you havent LIVED until you’ve seen him laughing

-Qrow will start tickle fights just because Ozpin’s laughter is a blessing

-and his smile, his smile makes him just seem like an angel from heaven

-Ozpin finds its Qrow who can drag his most genuine smiles out of him

-Ozpin has never forgotten the “Qrow in a skirt” incident, he doesn’t let Qrow live it down

-one day whilst teasing poor Qrow he lets it slip, “though I have to agree with the ladies, you DO have nice legs”

-Qrow chokes and stares and Ozpin just smiles innocently

- Qrow is one to say inappropriate shit constantly, true, but when Ozpin says inappropriate shit out of nowhere Qrow is caught completely off guard

-it doesn’t help he just smiles and acts like he didn’t say it afterwards

“Oh, Qrow your face is red, are you alright?” Cue innocent little smile
“*Strangled choking noises cause Qrow can’t HANDLE THIS MAN*”

-Ozpin and Qrow both have plenty of scars from so many years doing what they do, but Ozpin’s are extremely faded and almost hard to see. Qrow’s are very visible, but hes never cared

-sometimes Qrow starts counting scars, wether his own or the ones Ozpin has depends on the situation

-Ozpin refers to Qrow “counting scars” as a sly trick to make him shed his clothes but has never voiced any true complaints

-Ozpin has nightmares and breakdowns at night a LOT, if Qrow is there he’ll do his best to comfort him. If Qrow isnt, sometimes Ozpin will call him. In the worst scenarios, Qrow is somewhere far away with no reception and Ozpin cries and screams into a pillow until he forgets what he’s even breaking down over

-Ozpin, this boy, this man, He has depression. You can’t argue with me, he does.

-Qrow learned how to make tea and coffee specifically for Ozpin during his worse times with depression

-admittedly Qrow can’t actually cook very well in an actual kitchen so if he attempts something that’s actual food for Oz, it leads to catastrophe (but hey, usually Ozpin will smile in amusement at his attempt, and Oz smiling is always good)

Bonus, honorary, Glynda centric ones:


-She literally has helped them cover up their relationship so many times cause people knowing about their relationship could be extremely dangerous

-she literally had to start a rumor once that SHE was the one secretly dating the Headmaster

-Qrow hated it but at least it kept rumors in the air and no truth being spilled