- Mal: I'm not gay! I just like to look at pictures of girls and think about kissing them and I like to read about girls kissing other girls! But I'm not gay. Sure, sometimes I think about kissing Evie, but that doesn't make me gay, does it?
- Carlos: No, not at all. I love to think about boys and look up shirtless pictures of Zac Efron and I sometimes look at the boys Tourney team when they take off their shirts, especially Jay. He's hot.
- Mal and Carlos, 2 seconds later: Shit I'm gay.
dating ben would include ? there's so little content for him