but ma phone

i was so certain that someone requested sonny and pete hanging out at the bodega but nope i either lost the ask or made it up but ANYWAY i drew it so HERE ENJOY

Music Challenge Tag Thingy...

shideezhi tagged me @mademoisellepryde. i sparkly heart emoji you forever.

so i have to put my music on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come on.

  1. Like Mariah // Fifth Harmony
  2. Haunted // Taylor Swift
  3. The Night is Still Young // Nicki Minaj
  4. Dat New New // Kid Cudi 
  5. National Anthem // Lana Del Rey
  6. Primadonna Girl // Marina & the Diamonds
  7. Love Like Woe // The Ready Set
  8. Riding for a Fall // Mad Caddies
  9. Chocolate // The 1975
  10. Call Me // Blondie

I’ll tag @cindurellas, @sailorchibimoonunicorn, @hollandsroden, @reece-king, & all my lovely pixies that follow me. :) so feel free to do this and be like “yeah kelly tagged me” and I’ll be like “yeah i tagged them.” 

Will: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up his phone* “Hey Ma.”
Ellis: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”
Lou Ellen: “come back to bed”
Drew: *various sex noises*
Nico: “tell her i said hi”
Kayla: “Aye! Pass the weed”
Reyna: *blasting out curse words*
Cecil: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”

My Dad Started Acting Weird 

by reddit user kingslayer111

Now that I think of it, my first indication things were wrong is that day when we heard dad shouting loudly upstairs. “Bad. Dog. Bad Fucking Dog. Stop looking at me you stupid mutt. Stop it.”

My sister Jill and I were glued to our phones, Ma was reading her finance books as usual. The three of us looked up in surprise. Upstairs, the yelling continued, increasingly harsh, as dad threatened to kick the dog.

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