but lordy am i close to wanting to murder some people

Senior Year In Queens Would Include...

Freshman Year

Sophomore Year

Junior Year

If you don’t understand some references in this part, read the first three parts in the series.

- Michelle is PISSED that you didn’t talk to her all summer. In your defense… you were busy. 

- Stark Internship was going good, although you were always worried about seeing Peter there too. He never even showed up, so you assumed he wasn’t an intern anymore and you could relax-

- UNTIL HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP ONE DAY WITH MR. STARK AND ALMOST SAW YOU.

- It’s okay though cuz you hide behind a trash can.

- It’s not okay because they walked past the trashcan and saw you. 

-*Fifty Shades of “FUUUUUUCKK”, starring you*

-Mr. Stark was 100% confused at why his star prodigy was hiding behind a trash can. 

- “Why-”

- “I dON’t knOW wHy?

- But nooooo, Mr. Stark couldn’t walk away. 

- “Hey Peter, isn’t this the girl you were obsessing over-”

- “AJAJCUWJNNI NO MR. STARK IT’S NOT HER I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I LOVE AND CHERISH WHO EVEN IS THIS (NAME) IT’S NOT LIKE I KNOW HER ADDRESS OR HER PARENTS OR ANYTHING NNSCAIENMC.

- Mr. Stark leans in and whispers something to Peter and he turns even redder. You didn’t know what he said… BUT I’M THE NARRATOR AND I KNOW SO FUCK IT I’LL TELL YOU.

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