but look how perfect they are

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Grunge Bowling Alley ( Indies Bowling )

By: @bioniczex

#CC FREE

Are your sims looking for the perfect Friday hangout? Well stop looking because we’ve just found the perfect party place for all ages at The Indies Bowling Alley. Most teens come here on Friday and Saturday nights to just chill, eat pizza, have a few drinks and just have an amazing time with their friends .

This Lot Has

- Three 3 BathRooms

- One 1 LivingRoom

-  Lounge Areas

- One 1 Kitchen

And a whole outdoor relaxing area (THERES JUST SOOO MUCH)

it has much much more !!!

I had so many screen shots but Tumblr only lets us upload 10 at a time.

How To Download?

Go into the gallery and search for my Origin Name: MarkDaii1993

Thanks For Downloading !! ^-^

And Don’t Forget To Share ! <3

Lobster

“I’ll have the lobster.”

“Great choice, sir. Would you like to pick the lobster you’ll be dining on?”

“What?”

“You can point the lobster out from our water tank, if you’d like.”

“Oh. Sure. How about that guy?”

“Great choice. And what would you like for your side?”

“Let’s do the baked potato.”

“Splendid. There’s our potato tank, sir. Which one of those would you like?”

“I pick the potato too? Wow. Okay. That one.”

“Of course. And would you like dinner rolls?”

“Yes, please.”

“Okay. If you’ll take a look at our wheat tank, which would you like to be turned into flour for the bread?”

“You guys got a tank for everything, eh? Haha. Um. Those stalks I guess.”

“Perfect. I’ll put those orders right in, and thank you again for picking me from the tank of waiters.”

“You looked the tastiest.”

“You sound like my mom. Haha.”

“Haha. My mom’s mute.”

“Oh. I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. It’s not your fault. She sold her voice to a warlock for eternal beauty.”

“Well, she must be very beautiful then.”

“No, the warlock misheard and thought she asked for eternal booty. So she has an infinitely long ass.”

“Oh. At least she can’t complain. Since she has no voice. Haha.”

“She knows how to write. She writes complaints all day. I have to hand them to the warlock and every time I do he zaps me with his wand. I’m treating myself to this lobster dinner to forget all about it, but apparently I can’t even do that.”

“Oh. Well I’ll put your order in now.”

“Wait. Can I change the lobster I picked?”

“Sure.”

“I want this one.”

“You’re pointing at yourself, sir.”

“Yes.”

“Great choice, sir.”

The day I meet jungkook probably...
  • Jk : Hello :)
  • Me : *breaths*
  • Jk : what's your name?
  • Me: ... Ha....BanHanana?
  • Jk: Pardon ?
  • ME in my brain : YOU SON OF A FETUSEY FETUS OF THE FLUFFY UNICORN COLORED RAINBOWS . WHO TF GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE LIKE THIS ???!! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF YOU ASK FOR MY NAME I CAN'T BREATH FOR BANANAS SAKE. FORGET ABOUT BREATHING, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN NAME. IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN AND CHILL THAT PERFECT BUTT OF YOURS , I WILL CALL YOUR MOTHER OKXGWHBXJXJXKKD AND DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH , I'M ALREADY HAVING THREE SEIZURES BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD YOU LOOK .

The Riddler has a pleasant chat while eating lunch in the park on a sunny day

(yay Jon!)

Previously:

The Riddler gets the body hidden early and goes out for a drink with the Penguin.

The Riddler starts a rock collection

The Riddler isn’t missing a left sock for his pair

The Riddler starts a new artistic hobby

The Riddler finds shoes that fit on the first try

The Riddler’s pie turns out perfect

The Riddler meets someone who likes his riddles

The Riddler gets a bottle of maple syrup

The library has the book the Riddler wanted to check out

The Riddler repaints his hideout

The Riddler passes Catwoman uneventfully on the street

The Riddler takes a dance class

5

Got some low quality monthly scans for now, will have a look for better ones later. To give a basic rundown of what to expect:

Para-DX makes use of a Gamer Driver to achieve Perfect Knock Out Gamer Lv.99, which is a good way to keep him from being overthrown by Ex-Aid’s latest form!

Poppy Pipopapo transforms into Kamen Rider Poppy, fighting the heroes?!

Kamen Rider Chronicle initiates, allowing regular civilians to transform into Ride Players! How will Ex-Aid and the others handle THIS epidemic? Also, Niko even transforms into a Ride Player, sporting her cap and a couple other minor alterations!

Lastly, an announcement for a Televikun DVD spinoff for Kamen Rider Lazer! This will of course feature Kiriya/Lazer, and Genm making use of his old Gamer Driver form, so who knows when it takes place.

Not only will Proto Shakariki Sports be used by Genm as a proper armor, but also… a version of Proto Bakusou Bike with a colored design instead of greyscale. The text is small but I can just make out “Combi” in the title for this Gashat, which is shorthand for combination - could it be that this is a transformation Gashat finally being used in the second slot? 

Oceans Don't Move

She
Speaks in tongues
Tongues that are incomprehensible to anyone but the most open people.
That’s why she’s misunderstood by so many.
They will takes away it’s meaning, it’s pride and try to hold her down

But
She’s resilient
She doesn’t give up
And no matter how much they to try to break her heart and bend her mind
She will always return, back to her perfect form, each time stronger than the last.

So
The next time someone will try to tear her down and tell her
That she’s but a small drop of water in the lake of life
She’ll look them in the eye and say that she’s much more than that
More than a drop, more than a lake
“I’m not a lake, I’m the ocean”

Because
Like the ocean itself she knows
That no matter how much they push her
She’ll always go back
Back to her perfect, original shape.
Because oceans
Oceans don’t move.

— Frederik Frøsig

Written as a birthday present for @firesdontapologise
I hope you had a great day!

Cara’s Jikook FanFic Collection!

Well I just want to share these amazing fan fiction to y’all!!  (≧▽≦)/

All Time Favorites:
Story: (AO3)
I Like How Desperate You Seem (The Way You Look At Me) by @witchboyjimin​ (Werewolf AU)
Leave Your Mark by @inarsics (Werewolf AU)
Metallic by @inarsics​ (Mafia AU)
Imperfectly Perfect by whenIseeUsmile (Highschool AU)
After Hours by pinkmonnie (Coffee Shop AU)
Thirst by pinkmonnie (Vampire AU)

Oneshots: (AO3)
The Good Doctor by @inarsics(Psychologist AU)
Reputations by @jungkooks-dirty-sock(Jimin is a Model, Jungkook is a damn rich guy)
Overtime by goog (Well.. just Explicit)
Let’s Play for Keeps by kaythebest (Youtuber AU)
Like Melody and Harmony by bictory (Music Class AU)
Sorry But I Need To Have You by eigthninetwo (College AU)
His Holy God Damned Mouth by @witchboyjimin (College AU)
Paint Me a Future by @mintsugakookies​ (Parents AU)
Murmur by @strawberrywhaliens (Bangtan AU(?) )
Mad Gab and Mafia by UNKNOWN (College AU)
(I can’t find it on AO3 or the author;; but thank god I save it in my document!! Will post later)

I love you guys..

And the stare dad gives mom when mom’s not looking


Because Holy Astrals, how did someone so damn fucking PRECIOUS said yes to me, look at that, geez, how can somebody be this perfect, takes perfect care of me and the kids and doesn’t mind I’m an idiot and still stays with me and loves me, I don’t understand, how can something so beautiful be in my hands, what did I do to deserve this why do I love that idiot so much omg I’d give my life for him


Washboard Wednesday - Slightly Damaged Edition

Hello Delicious!

A bad man came along and kicked the crap out of our pretty last week. Oh, the poor dear. I’m still kind of upset because while it’s only makeup, fake blood has a tendency to detract from the muscles and the loveliness, you know? But here we are. Now, Stephen has suggested that the workouts will be coming into play in quite a number of episodes, so perhaps we’ll see some prettier shirtless soon that are not filmed in a dark, dingy room. In the meantime, I have tried to make the most of what we have. 

Turned on its side. He looks pretty yummy. Could use a shower and years of therapy, but quite tasty. 

Arty makes the blood less ick and the arms way yes!

Crunch, baby!

Wait, how about a quick bit of perfect pretty from another show, just to make us grin? I mean, it makes a girl want to learn braille.

  Yeah, dude is sad, but sexy in a Fight Club kind of way. The pants. The arms. The glorious belly button. The lost will to live…not so much. I just want to inspire him, you know?

I like this one best. 

Thanks for reading today. I hope that you have a great day. If you are able to watch tonight’s episode, I hope you love it. I am excited to see where things are going and how it all shakes out. Do take care of fabulous self! Tags after…

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I will probably write more things as soon as I finish processing the whole thing. Anyway, among the various references, I really adored the 447 resolution. I know it’s not Hart’s but it was perfect. I don’t know if people agree with me, but here’s what I read into that.

When Booth tells Brennan why do you want to be reminded of the moment when everything almost ended? And Brennan says Because it didn’t, that’s the show to me. Bones won. They really did. 

They took a show that was so similiar to many other shows and made it unique. How? They did it with with everything that this finale was, but especially with turning Booth and Brennan into a couple and never looking back.

When Booth and Brennan slept together off screen and then she revealed to Booth that she was pregnant, that was it. That was the turning point, the change in the game. 

That was when Bones almost ended because some people could not watch the show anymore and the ratings dropped.

BUT BONES DIDN’T END.

Because Bones overcame all the obstacles and created a believable story. And slowly it gained the audience’s trust again.

Bones became something different and it didn’t do that transition perfectly but eventually it kinda did. 

Bones beated the Moonlighting curse against all odds.

That’s 447.

That’s Bones.

Post Concert Thoughts
- bts is so tan, their skin is gorgeous
- namjoon has such good english, actually they all do I’m so proud
- jin fucking nailed his solo I’ve never screamed louder in my life
- yoongi swore on stage and it saved my soul
- jimin looks like an actual angel irl
- taehyung is such a cinnamon bun and made 300 hearts at the crowd
- you could feel how confident jhope is and how much he adores army
- jungkook is an actual sweetheart who according to namjoon practiced his ending speech over and over just so it would be perfect for the fans
- I have never had more fun than I did at this concert

punkpoemprose  asked:

Every time Kristoff goes on a harvesting trip Anna buys a new piece of lingerie to encourage him to hurry home. He isn't sure what part he likes better, seeing how perfect she looks in it, or seeing how perfect she looks without it. He decides that his favorite part is what happens after he takes it off her, because feeling her curves and softness under his body as he makes love to her is an almost religious experience.

👏👏👏👏👏

Let’s Get Excited

Here we go gang. It’s Arrow Day. We have what looks like a dozy of an episode before us, particularly considering what happened last week and the fact that we’ve got a little mini-hiatus looming. 

No season of television is perfect, so of course Season 5 has flaws, but I am in love with Arrow this year. My reasons are my own and I’m not going to go into them – because that’s not the point of this post. But I’m so very exited for 5x18 - 5x23. 

I can’t wait to see how Oliver rises above Adrian’s attempts to break him. 

I can’t wait to see Diggle be Master Yoda. 

I can’t wait to see Felicity go to bat to save Team Arrow and Oliver and take down Prometheus, knowing that the consequences could be severe. 

I can’t wait for some Olicity goodness and growth.

I can’t wait to see how William factors in to Olicity and if Oliver can finally accept that being a hero, husband, father and the mayor is possible.

I can’t wait for some Dyla.

I can’t wait to see Prometheus get handed his ass. Because dude is one sick motherf***er.

I can’t wait for whatever the hell Talia’s endgame is. 

I can’t wait to see whether the weirdness of that Curtis/Paul storyline bears any fruit. Because it was weird – right?

I can’t wait to see where Thea’s story is going. Because I’m really starting to wonder…and that mostly has to do with Willa Holland’s future on the show. Was this a one-time thing? Or does she have one foot out the door?

I can’t wait to see whether we see Rory again.

I can’t wait for Evelyn to get her just desserts. Because, girl….you are so grounded.

I can’t wait to see if “Mom and Dad” get referenced again.

I can’t wait to see more of Quentin’s story.

I can’t wait to see if Dinah feels ready to take on the mantle of BC.

I can’t wait to see how it all wraps up. Because I have a feeling it’s going to be awesome. 

And…

…I can’t wait to take this ride with all of you.

The Niall Thing :P

So i was tagged by the legend @wheretogofrmhere to do this like days ago but i had to sit and ponder cuz honestly,,,how??? but here it goes 

absolute most favorite pic:

favorite look:

…fucking chicago….

favorite hair:

…fucking boston…..

favorite tweet:

favorite instagram post:

favorite snapchat:

I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAUNTS ME

favorite selfie: 

this is cheating, but he didnt have to do this and im v upset that he did.

favorite interview: does spill your guts count??

performance: THIS BULLSHIT

music video: PERFECT!!!! ALL HIS LOOKS?? LIKE HE LOOKED SO GOOD AND THICC …i cant. 

bromance: Narry, or…nouis?? 

favorite sport that niall does: Golf,,,god bless those white pants and that one grey nike shirt that makes his titties look good…..yall know the one. 

NOW ANSWER:
YOUR NAME: Amaris
YOUR AGE: 22
WHERE YOU LIVE: where it’s cold save me
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN NIALL LIVE IN CONCERT OR MET HIM OR ANY SPECIAL MOMENTS: I’ve seen him in concert four times, and then at the 1D Orlando event for FOUR promo,,,,it was very traumatic. 

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT NIALL: He’s very much my kind of person. He just chills out at home watches his shows, plays some sports hosts bbq’s with his friends like???? like he’s just boring, and so am I and I love it lol 

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LINE/LYRICS THAT NIALL WROTE: The entirety of his unreleased untitled debut album 

WHAT’S A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF NIALL:  Pretty Girl by Ernie Halter!!! I can not tell you why, but I heard it years ago and since I can’t the thought out of my head. Like i want a cover?? more than anything??? 

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A NIALL STAN: some time in 2012 is when i started i think??? my blog has gone through phases of all of them, and like every ship, but niall was always my lil bub. 

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD ‘THIS TOWN’ AND HOW DID YOU REACT: LISTEN THE WHOLE DAY BEFORE I WAS TENSE AS SHIT,,,,CUZ I COULD FEEL SOMETING WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!! AND THEN THAT NIGHT HIS SHIT WENT LIVE AND THE DISNEY LEAK HAPPENED!!! AND THEN THE NEXT MORNING MY ASS WAS UP IN BEAD REFRESHING AND HIS VOCIE GRACED MY EARS AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! 
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TAGS YOU USE FOR NIALL: i usually just yell nonsense but his offical tag is boyfriend lol, but also use like THAT  NECK and THICC, 
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NIALL BLOG: all of them. they are all chill cool lil cucumbers and i lub dem. 
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SAY TO NIALL, WOULD YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE TO SPEAK WITH HIM: omg, please dont ever give me that opportunity like i couldn’t handle it. The concept of meeting any of my faves freaks me out lol (maybe thank you??? and then scurry away???)


I’m gonna tag:….idk so anyone who want to do this,,,,,say i made you lol 

Why Alex will forever be the catch of a lifetime…

A: I am not here to judge you for things that happened in your past, I am here to help you heal
M: You don’t think I’m a bad person?
A: No actually I always thought you were perfect, but it’s really nice to see you have problems to…

How many women do you know will be willing to look beyond your past flaws and stick by you without judgement? You know you wish you had a woman like that…

Jack tiredly shuffles to the bedroom, dropping his bag in the hallway on his way there. He knows that he’s probably going to trip over it in the morning but he can’t bring himself to care. The need for sleep is calling him, soft pillows and a warm duvet with a comfy mattress. 

But there’s something else calling him too or someone as he enters into the room, catching sight of that someone. It’s a wonderful and endearing sight to be greeted with, the sight of Bitty curled up on his side of the bed asleep. He looks so peaceful, taking deep and slow breaths as his hands lightly grip at his pillow. 

Jack’s smile is so soft as he takes off his clothes until he’s left in his boxers, crawling into the bed and pressing himself against the warmth of Bitty’s back. 

He’s missed this, the feel of Bitty’s soft skin against his fingertips and how small Bitty felt in his arms but it was so perfect. Jack couldn’t resist placing a few light kisses against Bitty’s neck, murmuring an apology when Bitty shifted in his arms, his breathing changing. 

Bitty turned in his arms, brown eyes sleepy but pleased with the sight of Jack before him. He leaned forward and pressed a lazy kiss against Jack’s jaw before happily mumbling, “You’re home.”

Jack would never leave again if he had the choice, he would stay here with Bitty all the time if he were allowed. But he was home now and there was nothing more precious than the love and affection that Bitty always bestowed on him. 

“I’m home.” Jake replied, pulling Bitty closer until there was no space between them, arms wrapped around him tightly. Bitty nuzzled him with a small smile, pressing one more kiss against his jaw before almost immediately falling asleep. 

It didn’t take long for Jack to join him, falling into the best sleep he’s had in weeks.