but look at what we're dealing with man

  • (Taro turns into his curse form)
  • Ryoga: Ohhh... okaaaay...
  • Ranma: (starts stomping away) No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!
  • Ryoga: No, you're not-
  • Ranma: This is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit!
  • (Taro starts to fly)
  • Ranma: WHAAAAAT IS THIS?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS?!
  • (Taro wiggles his tentacles at them)
  • Ranma: WHAT IS MY LIFE?! ...I can't do it, Ryoga!
  • Ryoga: I can't eith-
  • Ranma: I can't fucking DO IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE!!
  • Ryoga: TELL YA WHAT, RANMA?! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
  • Ranma: ...I appreciate it, but look at what we're dealing with, man!
  • Ryoga: Ranm-
  • Ranma: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
Anakin & Obi-Wan force ghosts during TFA probably
  • Ghost!Anakin: No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!
  • Ghost!Obi-Wan: No, you're not-
  • Ghost!Anakin: This is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit!
  • Ghost!Anakin: *motioning to the shrine of his skull & Vader mask* WHAAAAAT IS THIS?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS?!
  • Ghost!Anakin: WHAT WAS MY LIFE?! ...I can't do it, Master!
  • Ghost!Obi-Wan: I can't eith-
  • Ghost!Anakin: I can't fucking DO IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE!!
  • Ghost!Obi-Wan: TELL YA WHAT, ANAKIN?! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
  • Ghost!Anakin: ...I appreciate it, but look at what we're dealing with, man!
  • Ghost!Obi-Wan: Anakin-
  • Ghost!Anakin: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" *points at Kylo Ren* NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
  • Jonah: (ranting about a movie) Look at what we're dealing with, man! You've got to draw the line somewhere! You've got to draw the line in the sand, dude; you gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT👏THIS👏
Takeru's fate end be like
  • Takeru: I appreciate it, but look at what we're dealing with, man
  • Tsukito: Takeru-
  • Takeru: You gotta draw the line somewhere
  • Tsukito: Takeru, we gotta-
  • Takeru: You gotta draw the fucking line in the sand, dude
  • Tsukito: Takeru-
  • Takeru: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"
  • *points to the Yamata no Orochi*
  • Takeru: NOT FUCKING THIS!
An Exact Transcript of My Favorite Scene from RSURS (more or less)
  • Poison Orchid: *unfurls pirate flag*
  • Jean: Oh- oh - oh-oh-oh... ooooooooohokay.
  • Locke: *stands up*
  • Jean: Locke don't leave. Locke don't-
  • Locke: No. I'm fuckin' done. I'M FUCKIN DONE.
  • Jean: *cackling* No you're not.
  • Locke: THIS IS BULLSHIT
  • Jean: *trying to paddle the dingy with his hands* I'm gonna-
  • Locke: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
  • Jean: *wheezing and cackling* I can't get - I can't move us!
  • Locke: WHAT IS THIS?
  • Jean: I can't move the boat!
  • Locke: WHAT IS THIS?
  • Jean: *crying laughing* We're stuck!
  • Locke: WHAT IS MY LIFE?
  • Jean: I ca- *clinging to the edge of the boat*
  • Locke: I CAN'T DO IT JEAN.
  • Jean: I can't ei-
  • Locke: *falling on hands and knees* I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
  • Jean: *grabs his shirt* WELL I TELL YOU WHAT LAMORA, YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME.
  • Locke: *deep breath* I APPRECIATE IT. BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN. *gestures to approaching pirate ship*
  • Jean: Locke-!
  • Locke: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE.
  • Jean: Locke we're-!
  • Locke: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKIN LINE IN THE SAND JEAN.
  • Jean: Lo-!
  • Locke: YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?" NOT. FUCKING. THIS!
  • Anakin Skywalker: Tell ya what, Ahsoka! You can give up now, or you can fight it out! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
  • Ahsoka Tano: I appreciate it...but look what we're dealing with, man!
  • Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka -
  • Ahsoka Tano: You gotta draw a line somewhere! You gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say "What am I willing to put up with today?" Not fucking this!
Game Grumps Starters!
  • "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh!"
  • "I can't get off!"
  • "THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
  • "____, don't leave!"
  • "NO. I'M FUCKING DONE!"
  • "No you're not!"
  • "_____! I LOVE YOU!"
  • "WHAT IS THIS?!"
  • "WHAT IS MY LIFE?!"
  • "I'm stuck!!!"
  • "I CAN'T DO IT, ____!!"
  • "I CAN'T EITHA!!"
  • "I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT!!"
  • "YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW OR YOU GOTTA FIGURE IT OUT!!! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!!!!"
  • "I APPRECIATE IT! BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE!!!!!!!!"
  • "YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY - What I've been willing to put up with today?"
  • "NOT FUCKING THIS!!!"
  • "OH, I'M OOOOFF!"
  • "I'M SUPERMAAN!!"
  • "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!"
  • "That was a beautiful little moment we just had."
  • [Candela loses a gym she fought for after Team Mystic snipes it]
  • Candela: WHAT IS MY LIFE? I can't do it, Spark!
  • Spark: I can't either!
  • Candela: I can't fucking do this!
  • Spark: Well, I'll tell you what, Candela! You can give up now or you can beat it up because I certainly can't do this without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
  • Candela: I APPRECIATE IT. BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN.
  • Spark: Candela!
  • Spark: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.
  • Spark: Cande-
  • Candela: YOU GOTTA A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?" NOT. FUCKING. THIS.

teamstevebucky  asked:

I just keep thinking about steve and tony getting sex pollened on some mission and steve's just so blasé about it like, 'it's cool. we're are adults. we can fuck. it's no big deal. plus if we don't, we'll die, so...." meanwhile tony's like "I WILL DIE EITHER WAY, STEVEN."

“Stark, look,” Steve begins, and –

“No no,” Tony says. “Button up that collar. Young man! Button up that collar!” 

“Stark,” says Steve, very seriously, still tugging off his uniform. “I know this isn’t ideal. I don’t really want to do this either. But we’re going to die if we don’t.” 

“I’m going to die either way!” Tony yells. “Because Barnes is going to kill me!” 

“What? No he won’t.”

“Are you fucking blind?” Tony hisses. 

Steve’s uniform top is hanging open and he starts on his belt. It pushes his pecs together. Tony rubs the bridge of his nose. “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die at the young age of 35 –” 

“You’re 42.” 

“At the young age of 35 --” 

Steve heaves a sigh. “This isn’t very sexy.” 

“No fucking kidding!” 

“I’m really…” Steve cringes. “Sorry this is happening.” 

“Thank you,” Tony says, slightly appeased. He gets distracted when Steve strips off the top of his uniform all the way. “Let’s just get it over with,” he says. 

“Stark – Tony,” says Steve. “I don’t want to do it like this.” 

“Don’t have much of a choice, honey.” 

“No, I mean –” Steve’s frustrated. He steps closer to Tony in the little cell and puts a hand on his chest, cringing a little. He takes a breath. “We should…look, we should try to enjoy it. We should…” He leans forward, all blue eyes and plump pink little mouth, his lips parted, his lashes casting long shadows down his cheeks. “I don’t want to remember it bad,” he confesses, their noses brushing. “I don’t want it to be a bad thing if it doesn’t have to be a bad thing.” 

“That’s some – that’s some solid reasoning.” 

“I just,” Steve shrugs, looking down. His smile is heartbreaking up close. “When I fuck my friends I like it to be because we both want it. Obviously.” 

“You fuck your friends?” 

“How do you think Buck and I got started? Stark,” says Steve, “Look, I hate to break it to you, but casual sex has been around for a really long time.”

Tony nods. “Fair enough, that’s fair enough, you know I don’t think I ever really –” 

“Tony.” 

Tony clears his throat. “Right,” he says, a little strangled. 

“I know we don’t see eye to eye on everything, but I know you, Stark, and I know if I let you fuck me –” 

“Wait, you want to –?” 

Steve’s confused. “What? Sure,” he says, like it’s apparently a foregone conclusion that he’s going to be the one taking it up the ass. God. “But listen, if I let you fuck me and we treat it like a business transaction, you’re gonna hate yourself forever, and I don’t want that.” He gets unsure all of a sudden. “So let’s…look, tell me what you like, or…or I’ll tell you what I like and we can, we can figure this out, right?” 

Tony realizes all of a sudden that Steve is a lot younger than him. Like, a lot. And that he’s a little scared, too. “Right,” Tony affirms. “Definitely right.”

“I like it hard, usually,” Steve says. Is he – oh God, he’s blushing a little. Tony is fascinated and kind of into it. “And I like to, I mean…I’ll do – I’ll do whatever you want. I like doing that. I like doing what other people want. I like most things, actually, I…” his hands are on Tony’s belt. Oh God. They’re on Tony’s belt and his mouth is so hot and sweet-looking and Tony is going to have to confess this to Pepper tomorrow and she’ll probably be kind of into it, actually. 

“Cap, seriously,” Tony murmurs, holding Steve’s slim hips in his hands, “We can just die if you want to. I won’t judge.” 

“I don’t think you wanna die,” Steve chuckles, a low sexy sound. He bites his lip. “I, uh…I kind of think you want to fuck me.” 

“I…kinda think you’re right.”

Steve says, a little playful, “Hey, you think they’ll let us go if I just choke on your dick a little?” 

The door bangs down at the same minute Tony inhales wrong and chokes on his own spit because Captain America is shirtless and wet dream-y and soft and offering to choke on Tony’s dick if he wants, and he has to bend over and wheeze with his hands on his knees while Barnes says to Steve, “Hey.” 

“Well, you’re late,” Steve accuses.

“And you’re naked,” Barnes tells him. He frowns over at Tony. “He okay?” 

Tony gives him a thumbs-up, still coughing. 

“Now, not that I’m complaining –” Barnes starts, looking at Steve’s bare chest. 

“It’s a really long story,” Steve tells him, and pounds Tony on the back. 

“A really long story that absolutely did not end in Rogers blowing me,” Tony wheezes. He wipes a tear from his eye. Barnes looks at him suspiciously. “Seriously,” Tony says. “Interrogate me later. Can we get out of here?” 

“It’s been kind of a weird day,” Steve explains. 

  • Kaneki: No! I'm fucking done! I'm fucking DONE!
  • Hide: No you're not!
  • Kaneki: This is BULLSHIT! This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!
  • Hide: Kaneki, I can't get off!
  • Kaneki: WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Hide: I CAN'T GET OFF!
  • Kaneki: WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Hide: I'M STUCK!
  • Kaneki: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
  • Kaneki: I CAN'T DO IT HIDE!
  • Hide: I CAN'T EITHER!
  • Kaneki: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE -
  • Hide: WELL I'LL TELL YA WHAT, KANEKI! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME.
  • Kaneki: I appreciate it... but look what we're dealing with man!
  • Hide: Kaneki -
  • Kaneki: You gotta draw the line somewhere!
  • Hide: Kaneki we -
  • Kaneki: You gotta draw the FUCKING line in the sand dude!
  • Hide: Kaneki we -
  • Kaneki: You gotta look inside of yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"
  • Kaneki: NOT FUCKING THIS!
  • Gavin: Tell ya what, Boi! You can give up now, or you can fight it out! Because I certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without me!
  • Michael: I appreciate it...but look what we're dealing with, man!
  • Gavin: Michael-
  • Michael: You gotta draw a line somewhere! You gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say "What am I willing to put up with today?" Not fucking this!