but look at those idiots here

OtaYuri after ep 10

-after their date was interrupted, and everyone returned to the hotel, Yurio and Otabek exchange numbers and text all night
-Yurio telling him how annoying Yuuri and Victor can be sometimes, and that it started since that night at the banquet
-“you saw it right? Here I still have the photos of it I’ll send them to you”
-and Otabek is just ???why do u still have them if you say–oh here’s you dancing
-he saves all the photos of Yuri dancing because he thinks he looks cool
-Otabek: wanna go dancing sometime
Yuri: it’s embarrassing
Otabek: okay but will you do it
Yuri: hell yes
-Yuri: hey wanna try that coffee thing again sometime? Let’s be discreet so those idiots won’t find us this time
Otabek: sure

i am literally 100% sure that ultimately it was lily who asked james out like

  • james is matured and he’s like “okay you’re gonna ruin it all if you ask her out”
  • because they’re friends
  • honest to god friends
  • who actually talk and laugh and have meaningful conversations and honestly james doesn’t think he could handle it if he messed everything up
  • so he just kinda sits there in love with her
  • so in love
  • and lily’s over here like “i so do not love him”
  • “no really marlene we’re friends i don’t love him”
  • “okay yeah he smells really nice and i really love that thing he does with his hands when he’s thinking and it’s really really cute when he runs his fingers through his hair and have you seen the way his ass looks in those quidditch robes”
  • “but i do not love him”
  • and marlene’s like “you’re a fucking idiot”
  • and james decides that he has to at least try to move on so he starts dating amelia boot
  • and lily can’t figure out why it bothers her so much but she avoids them at literally all costs and she just can’t see them together and she sort of feels like she’s going to throw up and god fucking damn it she loves him
  • “don’t say i told you so marlene, you bitch”
  • “i soooo told you so”
  • but now james is with amelia and it’s too late and lily doesn’t know what to do
  • so she just kind of sucks it up and tries to hang out with him except it’s so hard because she really really wants to kiss him
  • (his lips look really soft)
  • but she can’t and it’s killing her and she kind of thinks amelia hates her?? or, at least, she sends her dirty looks from across the table
  • and james can’t figure out why amelia doesn’t like lily because everyone likes lily until one day amelia sits him down and asks him to stop talking to her
  • “you’re still in love with her, james, and you’ll only get over it if you stop talking to her”
  • james doesn’t think that’s physically possible
  • so they break up and sirius gives him a knowing look but james keeps quiet about the reason because the last thing he needs is for lily to find out that he still loves her
  • lily is ecstatic
  • “i think it’s kind of awful that you’re this happy about your friend breaking  up with his girfriend”
  • “shut up mary”
  • but they’re at the three broomsticks a month later and it’s just the two of them and they’re waiting for the usual bunch and lily decides she’s going to do it
  • she has to because she can’t live like this for the rest of her life. she can’t let james potter slip away
  • “do you love me?”
  • and oh shit it comes out so wrong that was not what she wanted to say not at all she was going to invite him to get butterbeer later and oh god her cheeks are turning the color of her hair and she thinks she’s going to sink into the chair
  • james thinks he might be dying
  • “do i what?”
  • lily’s already fucked it up this much, she might as well keep going
  • “do you love me? because i do. love you, i mean.”
  • and then she stares at her hands and waits
  • and waits
  • and waits
  • and then she looks up because what is taking the asshole so long to reply?
  • he’s just grinning at her. smiling, as if she’s just told him he’s won a million galleons or signed to play with the chudley cannons
  • “yeah, yeah i reckon i’ve loved you this whole time”
  • “pay up, moony. i told you she’d be the one to confess first”
  • “god damn it sirius”

I… don’t have a title for this but uh??? Here is some Hau/Gladion enjoy?

Gladion watched as everyone made fools of themselves in the dim lighting of the festival. He had agreed to come because he wanted to support Moon who had wormed herself into his heart. Just thinking of it had him wanting to roll his eyes and shiver. She acted like they were… friends or something. He had no friends.

He sighed, leaning back on the tree behind him as he smiled slightly. He didn’t have friends… but if he did those two… Especially the Malasada idiot…

He felt his face heat up slightly. NO. They were definitely NOT friends at all.

But just imagining him as he supported and protected him from time to time in their adventures had Gladion thinking differently.

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Things Allen has probably said

100% sure he’s said this at some point, you can hear the accent.

“Look at all you chuckleheads over here, being stupid”

After everyone helps get something done together “Yeah! I did it”

At a meeting “Look at everyone here, a bunch ‘a idiots standing in a circle”

To Matt “Don’t even think about it, Pancakes” 

To Oliver “Oh try me, ya Willy Wonka Wannabe”

Looking at Luciano “Look at Stabby McThrowy Knives over here”

“$400,000 dolla’s to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent. Those $200 dolla bullets ain’t so hot when they don’t hit nothin’, are they?

“I got it, I got it, I got it”

“You have got ta be kiddin’ me”

“Ya know, if you didn’t want me ta kill ya, you coulda just said something”

“Diagnosis: you suck”

“Haha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!”

“You know I usually don’t kill idiots this fast”

Trying to get attention from S/O “Babe, babe, babe, babe, baaaaaaabe… babe-”

And many more-

“I hate you.” (Joji)

Anon Request: an imagine where you and joji absolutely hate each other but because you’re both friends with the other boys you’re forced to hang out together but one night, somehow, things get really heated and smutty? xx


I groaned dramatically, trying to catch the attention of at least Max, or Ian…mostly Ian. I wanted to desperately leave this dreaded apartment and one of those two idiots was my ticket out of here considering that I didn’t have a ride. Well, Ian was my ride, but he was too busy up George’s ass to even notice me. I hated coming over here to this apartment, I hated this atmosphere, and most of all: I hated George. Yeah, ‘hate’ is a strong word and all, but that’s just how I felt. It was with such animosity that I could barely look at him without having the urge to deck him right in the face. He was sat on the couch across from me, scrolling through his phone as he smiled and spoke to Max and Ian about something stupid. The three of them laughed, and I felt like they were mocking me…I was the only one sitting there and pouting as if I was a five year old that had their favorite toy taken away from them.

“Y/N, you need to see this.” Ian laughed as he patted the empty space next to him.

I glared at him and then Max, both of them on either sides of George. I rolled my eyes and scoffed. My bitterness towards George stemmed from a deeper issue. It wasn’t just me being hostile for no reason.

“I’d rather choke then go over there.” I muttered.

We had been out the whole attending to every need George had, doing everything George waned to do. I was excluded from everything purposely. They shot a few things for videos on all of their channels, and when Max or Ian called me over, George would instead take my place and fill in. It was always some kind of competition when it came to Ian and Max, as if he didn’t spend enough time with them already. For some reason, it always had to revolve around George. Ever since the first day I met him, it was as though the attention was always on him, and he distracted them from me.

“Have it your way.” George mumbled as he continued laughing with the guys.

That night, we had stayed over at George’s apartment being that we had nowhere else to stay because Ian didn’t want to drive downtown and get a hotel. Luckily for me, Ian was with me in the guest room where he and Max were going to be rooming.

“I have to step out real quick with Max to go pick up a few things that we ordered from that camera company I was telling you about. Remember that lens I ordered? Well, I have to go to the company and get it myself with Max since he had ordered some sort of case from the same place. Its an hour and a half drive.” Ian told me as he folded some of his clothes as he sat on the bed.

“You’re going to leave me here with him.” I gasped, “Take me with you, please. Come on, I promise I won’t say a single word the whole ride there and the ride back.”

“Y/N, just stay here. Plus, look. Joji needs some help cleaning up a little…just be civil until we get back.” he told me.

I didn’t want those two cunts leaving me with George. Max talked me into staying behind unfortunately, saying that I’d get bored with the trip. Ian even suggested talking to him and maybe squashing the beef between the both of us.which I doubt would ever occur in this lifetime… I walked into the hallway, leaving the guest room, and I came to a stop when I heard George speaking.

“Guys, you’re seriously not leaving me with Y/N, right? What the hell?! You guys know I can’t stand her…let me go with you, she won’t mind being alone. She’s always alone anyways, being that she hasn’t been in a relationship for a long ass time.” he belittled, “She’s so fucking annoying…dude, all she does is take up space…”

I knew I abhorred him completely before with every poison filled bone in my body, wanting nothing to do with him…but now I felt it with such distaste. George was repulsive to me.

“Look, she doesn’t like it either, but we’ll be back quick.” Ian explained, “You won’t even notice we’re gone.”

They said their goodbyes and after hearing the front door shut, I abandoned the hallway, retreating back into the guest room. I was occupying the bed for about ten minutes, lying there and taking up space, like how George said I did. I couldn’t deny that what he said didn’t at least hurt me in some sense. Like, I guess it did but I was so used to ignoring his existence it really didn’t have an affect on me. I heard a soft knock on the door followed by the twist of the doorknob. I found it rude how he just let himself in that way, but at the same time, it his apartment. I continued staring at the ceiling, not wanting to look at him.

“Do you want popcorn or something?” he asked bluntly.

“No.” I spat.

“Starve and die then.” he muttered.

“Gladly.” I told him.

All I felt was the room become empty and I heard the door slam shut. It startled me a little, making me jump as I remained on my back, staring at the blank ceiling. Someone’s grumpy, I thought to myself. Like, alright yeah, I get it. I suck, I’m annoying, and he probably rather die than be stuck in the same vicinity as me because that’s exactly how I feel about being here with him, but are you really going to slam doors in your apartment to emphasize how much I get under your skin? I sat up feeling thirsty. Five minutes into a battle with myself about getting up or not, I decided to get up and be a big girl and go get myself a glass of water. I was hesitant, not wanting George to say anything to me. He sat on the couch with an unopened beer in his hand as I lightly creeped past him and went not the kitchen. I poured myself some water and as I gulped it down, I thought about leaving tomorrow since Ian had said we’d leave first thing in the morning. I wanted to be far away from George, I never liked coming to New York because we only came here to see him.

“You could’ve asked me for a glass instead of snooping around my kitchen.” his voice startled me, making the cup slip out of my hand and crash onto the floor into pieces.

I gasped, scared that he’d start his bitching.

“See what you do?!” he shouted at me, stretching out his arms.

“Me?! You’re the one that came up behind me like some kind of spy. Wear a damn bell next time, maybe that way we’d all be able to hear you.” I shouted back.

“Oh, shut up! You’re the reason why I have to sneak around, so you’re annoying ass doesn’t see me and automatically say something about you wanting to leave and doing something better or coming at me with your bullshit.” he seethed.

“This is exactly why-“ I started.

“You what?” he tested me.

“I hate you.” I disputed.

I wasn’t going to just let him walk all over me the way he normally did. Like, it’s pretty evident you dislike me, no need to make it more known by being mean and rude. He crouched on the floor and began to pick up the jagged pieces of the broken glass. I began to help him as well and he grabbed my wrist unexpectedly in a rough manner, “Stop. What? Are you trying to have a shard slice your hand open?!” he scolded.

“Oh, look at that. You do have a heart.” I rolled my eyes, “I’m a big girl, George. I can clean up my own mess by myself. I don’t need you being a big ass baby and telling Ian or Max I smashed one of your stupid fucking cups.”

“Why don’t you ever call me Joji? And you’re fighting with me over picking up shards of fucking glass. Just get out of the damn way, Y/N.” he argued.

I ignored him and continued picking up the shards. I didn’t want to call him ‘Joji’ because that’s what his close friends called him and I am no friend of his. If I was anything to him, I was probably an enemy.

“Your friends call you ‘Joji’…I’m not your friend.” I said as I held a few pieces of glass in my hands and dumped them in the trash can.

“You’re right. We’re not friends.” he muttered as he pushed past me to go into the kitchen. I followed him, wanting to know what the hell his problem with me was. I stood in the center of the room and he glared at me bitterly, clenching his jaw and sitting down on the couch.

“What is your issue with me? You already know what mine is with you, but for some reason you’re always such a dick towards me…” I announced.

He stood up and sighed, rolling his eyes, “You’re kidding, right? I never have time with my friends because of you. You stick to them like some sort of leech, sucking the fun out of everything we do. You walk around like you’re some sort of goddess, as if you control shit and run shit…” he inched closer to me, becoming more sour with every word that left his mouth, “And you don’t run anything…you-you waltz around in the shortest dresses and the tightest tights catching attention from pervs and distracting my other friends. I know you hate me…”

George backed me up into the chilled wall, goosebumps took over my body as I watched his lips attentively.

“So?” I asked with a slight attitude as I crossed my arms over my chest.

He let out a laugh, his eyes went from the floor to my face as he closed the space in between us. George stared at my lips and said, “You think I hate you, huh?”

I nodded slowly, not having any words for what was happening. I didn’t want it to stop…even if I claimed I hated him. He was rude, repulsive, alluring, and a dick… but that didn’t mean I didn’t want his…

“I’m gonna show you just how much I hate you.” he whispered as he leaned in.

George’s lips met mine aggressively as his hands intertwined in my hair. I didn’t protest nor did I reject him. I wanted him. Not knowing how much time we had left alone made us become very hasty. He led me straight to his room, where he shut the door and quickly attended to me while I plopped down onto his bed. My eyes scrutinized his room, I’ve never even taken a glimpse of it. George was surprisingly neat and organized, I’d imagined he was a slob but he proved me wrong. I was startled when I felt his cold fingers trace the bare skin on my stomach as he hooked my pants with his fingers. He made his way in between my clothed legs and unbuttoned my pants. While he was lowering my zipper, I jerked my pants off and began to work on his button and zipper. I was impatient and anxious. My issue with George was pushed in the back of my brain. I did not want to think about it anymore, I just wanted to think about how good he would make me feel and make it up to me. Removing his pants, he sucked on my neck, nibbling a little bit. His hand made his way into my underwear making me sharply draw in a breath.

“You wanna know something?” he whispered in a low voice as he entered a finger in me.

I moaned in response.

“I’ve always wanted to fuck you.” he lightly chuckled, placing another finger inside of me and working his fingers faster, “The first time I met you and opened that pretty little mouth of yours I knew you were someone I wanted. You hate me? Let me fuck that hate out of you, baby.”

My hand clasped his wrist as his actions sped up, not knowing what to grab and where to my hands. I was a mess under him, moaning and whimpering as he continued leaving marks on my neck and collarbones. He stopped before I was able to cum, my head hit his pillow as I laid there gasping, trying to catch my breath.

“I’m not done with you yet.” he snickered taking off my underwear and then instantaneously got rid of his.

We made out as he teased my opening with his hard erection, without a warning, he surprisingly thrusted into me. He was slow at first, but none the lead, it made all the difference in length. I gripped the blankets in my palms, biting my bottom lip as I shut my eyes. His thumb rubbed circles on my clit. After some time passed, he flipped me over so that I was on my knees. He gripped my hair in his hands and got close to my ear, “Let me show you how much  I hate you.”

He grabbed my hip with his left hand as his right continued holding my hair tenderly while he pulled out and teased me awfully slowly. I et out a small whimper, earning a light chuckle from him.

“Stop with the teasing, Joji.” I whispered.

Joji gave in and his actions became rugged with each slow stroke. I lowered the upper half of my body into the mattress, muffling my moans as he got faster and his motions rougher. I slid my arm below me and let my fingers rub my clit, I was close to my high and Joji’s motions made me near my climax faster than I had expected. My thighs burned as my legs shook, cumming onto his cock as he continued with his pace, pounding me as rough as he could. Moaning into the sheets to keep from making noise was no help, I was loud regardless. Joji’s moans were low growls, they became intense as his thrusts got clumsier. Joji pulled out, immediately spurting onto my ass, his grunts declined and instead turned into sighs of pleasure. Helping me clean up, Joji also aided me in getting dressed. He stared at me as we stood by his room’s door, “What?” I asked, confused.

“Wanna hate each other more often?” he smirked.

“I wouldn’t have it any other way.” I smiled.

Just as we exited the room and walked into the living room, the front door swung open. Ian smiled at us and said, “Hey! Did you guys work things out?”

Joji looked at me, giving me a wink, I couldn’t help but smile discreetly as I turned to Ian and Max. My smile disappeared and I cleared my throat, attempting to act cool, “Something like that.”

I sat on the couch, crossing my arms over my chest, continuing the act as Joji sat on the the other couch, eyeing me with a grin. All I could hope for was the next time Joji and I were left alone…maybe this wouldn’t be so bad.

Jay Park - Who's Ugly Now?

Originally posted by seoultotheusa

“Sweetheart. Baby. Honey. Oooooppppa,” you cooed as you walked into Jay’s office. He lifted up his head and shot you a knowing look.

“I have to work, baby. I told you that I would get you when I could leave,” Jay sighed and rubbed his eyes. Leaning back in his chair, you took the opportunity to snuggle your way onto his lap.

“I know, but it’s just so boring. No one is here and one of those idiots broke the TV,” you tucked your head into his neck and gave him a sloppy kiss just above the collar bone.

“Oh no you don’t. I see what you’re trying to do and it’s not happening. Go bother Ju Kyung, he’s in Sunghwa’s office. I just need 30 minutes and I promise we can go,” Jay gently lifted you arms from around his neck. You pouted but ultimately went in hunt for Ugly Duck, who you knew would spare you a few minutes.

45 minutes later and Jay opened the door to the studio only to be greeted by a shirtless Ju Kyung and you sitting on the couch acting like nothing weird was happening. Clearing his throat, you looked over at Jay quickly before putting your attention back at the man in front of you.

“Jay, can you believe his abs? I think you might have some competition.” You giggled at him as Ju Kyung rushed to put on his shirt, knowing the look in your boyfriend’s eye was anything but friendly.

“Oh, hyung, I was just showing her my new side piece since she had asked. She was interested in the artist who did it and so you know how it is,” Ju Kyung tried to explain, his voice cracking ever so slightly at the end. Jay instantly shot him a look and noticed how the man shuffled over to the desk again, shoulders slumped.

You on the other hand just looked at your phone as you reached for your purse, totally oblivious about what had gone on andnd how pissed Jay looked.

“Are you ready to go?” You finally asked him. Your boyfriend stood before you with his arms crossed and a frown on a his face.

“I have competition?” He quirked his eyebrow. And snorted as you nodded your head slightly.

“Ju Kyung has been working out. If he wasn’t already popular he should change his name to something that fit him better. Ugly isn’t really the right adjective anymore,” the more you spoke, the more you noticed the shadow growing across your boyfriend’s face. Without a word he simply turned around and walked out of the room, slamming the door as he retreated.

Sighing, you followed the sounds of his hurried footsteps before you caught him at the elevator. He didn’t seem to notice you walk up behind him. Taking in a deep breath, you wrapped your arms around his waist. Your head rested between his shoulder blades, which you could tell were tense. Since he didn’t pull away, you tightened your hold. The doors to the elevator opened and Jay went to take a step in, not knowing that you were going to keep up the hug the whole while. The second the doors closed, you decided to speak.

“Are you mad?” You asked in a meek voice. The man in your arms relaxed a bit but said nothing.

“Did you know how much I love you?” Jay’s hand went to his face, you didn’t have to see to know that he was rubbing his forehead, like he did every time he was frustrated. Still he said nothing.

“Do you want me to let go?” You whispered into his back. You felt the last bit of tension ease from Jay his hands found yours. With his hands placed on yours, he mumbled a no as you both waited for the elevator to reach the parking garage. Once the doors opened, Jay moved your arms from his waist and held your hand, leading the way to his car.

The whole way home he kept your has ands together. Since he didn’t offer any conversation, you kept your eyes on him.

“So you aren’t mad?” He nodded slightly.

“Then are you hungry?” He shrugged his shoulders which, since you knew him so well, was a yes.

“And you didn’t like me hanging out with Ju Kyung?” He pointed to his nose as a sign that you were right. “But you’re the one who told me to go pester him to leave you alone!” You threw yourself back in the seat.

“But I didn’t tell you to compliment him! All that praise will go straight to his head,” Jay bit his lip to try and keep quiet.

“Ahhh, like it did with you? Smart thinking,” you giggled and rolled your eyes. Jay brought your hand to his lips….and bit down.

“Shit!” You laughed at his childish action. Pulling out a bit smile you removed your hand from his and leaned towards him.

“My oppa is jealous, huh?” He shot you an annoyed look and continued to ignore you. With a breathy sigh and whispered something in his ear.

“You’ll do what?” He practically yelled as he pulled his car to the parking lot of his apartment.

“I am not repeating it. Either you take my offer or leave it,” you laughed. You knew exactly what to say to drive Jay wild, especially since to had known him so long.

“So you’ll do…that…and cook me dinner?” He asked. His body was now facing yours as you waited to get out of the car.

“You just have to admit that the great Jay Park was jealous of Ugly Duck,” Jay thought over your little proposal. You had to admit, the lingerie strip tease and homecooked meal was something that you planned on doing tonight anyway, but he didn’t have to know that.

“You can sweeten the deal a little bit. I have pride you know.” He had a slight smirk on his face.

“Well, that’s just the appetizer. You still have dessert tonight….” you threw a little wink as you opened your door. Jay stood up and called over to you. “You mean that thing you do with ice cream?” He yelled over to you. Simply turning around, he could see the huge smile on your face. Jogging over to you he pulled to you in for a kiss. One hand was on the small of your back and the other behind your hand to deepen the kiss.

“Fine. I, Jay bum Park was jealous. Now let’s get started.”

“So give it up, start beating, hearts have gone cold
Had enough repeating, it’s all been done before “

Low-key dedicated to @kickingshoes since it was their gorgeous comic that finally seduced me into the fandom. Here’s hoping we get to see those two reunited next season!


(Yeah, John and Sherlock are just as surprised and excited as I am.)

Surprise!!! Guess who reached 500 followers? It’s me! 😊

What a wonderful thing to wake up to! Honestly, how did this happen? When I made this blog last summer I never thought I would ever have more than 20 (which was what I had for like the first year) and now look at this?! This is incredible and means a lot, I love you all!

In the time I spent here I have been able to meet so many lovely, kind, brilliant, talented people, and I really don’t know what my life would be now without you guys. I’m so glad I started watching this weird show called BBC Sherlock and fell in love with those two idiots who are in love with each other, because that’s what brought me here in the first place. And really, you all make every minute I waste on this blue hellsite worth it. 😘

I’m not doing a “proper” follow forever (with all the categories and stuff) but more like a little shoutout to all my amazing friends and mutuals on here, I love you all so so very much! 💗💗💗

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i had a really weird dream last night and it was one of those dreams that went on for forever and i can’t remember all the details so here’s a bullet point list of the highlights because wtf honestly

  • my boyfriend spent a good portion of the dream in full donald trump cosplay
  • he had a proper hyperrealistic full head mask and was wearing a body suit and stilts so he was the same height/build as trump
  • (i just looked this up and donald trump is apparently 6′2 wtf)
  • the master plan was that my boyfriend was going to go around acting increasingly idiotic to try and defame trump but everyone just thought it was normal trump behaviour so it didn’t work
  • a protest formed and began following us around
  • i was disguised as an “aide” and people kept asking me how i could support such an awful man and i kept nearly revealing our master plan because i kept laughing
  • at one point i laughed so hard at some Fake Trump antics that i lost all strength in my legs and fell down the stairs
  • a picture of me falling ended up on the front page of a scottish newspaper under the headline “TRUMP BAWBAG TAKES A TRIP

then the dream skips and gets even weirder

  • the local playpark has been bulldozed and everyone’s annoyed
  • suddenly a new one springs up in its place and it’s totally fucking lit
  • but there’s a catch because you have to put money in to use the equipment
  • it’s only 10p but it doesn’t say how long you get or what happens if the money runs out. there’s reason to believe the swings just jam in mid air and send you hurling into the abyss
  • me and my boyfriend (no longer dressed as trump) were complaining about it when suddenly the like, ceo of the business that revamped the park shows up and she’s super enthusiastic about it
  • she points out all the cool shit that’s there now and suddenly there are like, theme park rides included in all the normal playpark stuff
  • still 10p a go too which isn’t bad
  • there’s like some standard theme park rides but then she’s like “oh and you have got to try out The Big Cheese”
  • we look in the direction she points in
  • The Big Cheese is just… a massive slice of cheese. like. several feet thick and about the length of an eighteen wheeler
  • you just sit on it and it does… something. no one really knew what but everyone was raving about it
  • The Big Cheese
shut up, ted (sequel to wotcher, vic)

“Merlin, mate, you got bloody Nargles in your head or somethin’?”

Teddy makes an offended noise in the back of his throat and turns toward Orion, eye roll ready and primed. Orion just cocks an eyebrow and looks back steadily, far too amused for his own good. Smug bastard. Teddy just knew the moment they Flooed into Aunt Luna’s to lose the wizards tailing them that it was going to mistake. And now here they are, two months later, and Orion’s still bringing those damn Nargles up every chance he gets. Ugh. Idiot’s nearing thirty—as James is fond of saying (and Ginny is fond of smacking him for), a grown-arse man—but you’d never know by the way he’s giggling like a damned schoolgirl.

Before Teddy can say the obligatory oh dearie me, I forgot to wet myself with laughter, Kyler butts his dumb head in. “He’s just distracted,” Kyler says, leaning ’round Teddy to give Orion an obscene wink. Uh oh. “His girlfriend’s coming back from Hogwarts today.”

“Ooh,” Orion says, waggling his eyebrows. Teddy tries his hardest to ignore him. Problem is, these two are worse gossips than Nan and Grandma Weasley at their weekly teas. And now one Orion Thomas Gold—incurable flirt, Leaky Cauldron frequenter, and both womanizer and man-izer—has just hit the bloody jackpot. “Little Teddy’s got himself a bird?”

Little Teddy’s about to curse your ears off,” Teddy grumbles, glaring at Kyler. Kyler just shrugs back, the very picture of innocence. Traitor.

Orion elbows Teddy to regain his attention, grin nothing short of wicked. “So? You gonna tell or not?”

Preferably not, Teddy thinks, because if Orion hears one mention of Victoire, it’s only a matter of time before he finds out everything else (the infamous Quidditch Cup incident included). And then Teddy will absolutely, one-hundred percent never live it down.

Sensing Teddy’s unwillingness to say anything, Kyler decides to speak up for him. “Her name is Victoire,” he says, whispering conspiratorially. “She’s—”

Teddy hastily reaches over to cover Kyler’s mouth. “That’s enough from you.”

Unfortunately, the damage has already been done. “C’mon, c’mon, spill the beans!” Orion demands, rubbing his hands together excitedly. Damn idiot looks ready to wet himself.

Groaning, Teddy releases Kyler and pushes him away. Unfortunately, Teddy nearly goes down with him. Orion, only too used to Teddy’s clumsiness, quickly snags Teddy’s collar to keep him upright.

“Her name is Victoire,” Teddy finally says once he’s no longer in danger of falling on his face (again). “She’s been my best friend since I was two. We’ve been seeing each other for three years.”

“And she’s an eighth Veela!” Kyler adds.

On Teddy’s other side, Orion lets out an excited stream of vowels.

Teddy pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. When his hand falls back to his side, light glances off the ring on his pinky—Victoire’s twentieth birthday present to him. (“Wicked,” he said when she’d first given it to him, holding the dragon scale—carved into a half-crescent moon—up to the light. “Does this make me badass now?”)

“Yes,” he says flatly. “She’s an eighth Veela and she’s damn bloody gorgeous, alright?”

Orion claps his hands together and positively cackles. Shaking his head, Teddy shares a concerned look with Kyler. “You do realize we’re supposed to be trailing someone, right?”

Orion huffs out a great sigh, cheeks flushed from laughing so much. “Always the serious one.”

“Oh, give the bloke a break,” Kyler chips in, humming under his breath. But his hand’s tucked in the pocket of his robes; Teddy knows it’s clenched around his wand. Although they’ve perfected the hidden-in-plain-sight technique he and Harry created, it still makes Kyler a little nervous. “He hasn’t seen his girlfriend in months.”

“Alright then,” Orion says, faking reluctance. “I guess I’ll let it slide this time.”

“Good,” Teddy says, starting forward. “Because our mark just went down that alley. Let’s go.”

(They don’t speak again until Teddy’s got handcuffs around the Death Eater wannabe. Then, Orion wipes the blood from his nose and says, “so, can I meet this bird of yours?”

“Absolutely not,” Teddy says immediately, and Apparates himself back to the Ministry without a backwards glance.)

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For those who don’t want to read, and want a short-short version, here’s some of the main claims:

1. Of the 8 trainers shown, one had zero experience with killer whales, the one included the most had only one year’s experience, and the most experienced trainer is pro-SeaWorld but made to look like an idiot. Several were either fired because of reckless behavior, violence towards animals or demoted from Shamu Stadium.
2. Becoming a trainer is not as easy as they make it seem.
3. SeaWorld had nothing to do with the Penn Cove capture that was talked about.
4. There is nothing proving that whales can be under a “psychosis”, and even less, that Tilikum was.
5. Tilikum was not the instigator/leader in killing Keltie.
6. Killer whales have attacked and injured people in the wild.
7. They do not live “50-100 years or more” on average. They do not live “similar to human lifespans”.
8. Whales do not have higher intelligence or higher ability to feel emotions than humans.
9. Tilikum was not isolated.
10. Kalina and Takara were not the tiny newborns shown in the clips, when they were moved.
11. Katina and Kasatka were not “screaming” (whales can’t even scream) when their daughters were moved. The whole scene with “a scientist brought in to analyze the vocals” was completely made up by a man who didn’t even work there at the time.
12. Dorsal collapse does not happen at “less than 1%” in the wild.
13. SeaWorld’s whales are not a “random collection of whales” that have been “thrown together and don’t understand each other”.
14. Rakes are not a sign of “hyper-aggression”. It is completely normal behavior in all toothed whales.
15. There has never been “a lot of killing” - not a single whale has been killed by another whale in captivity.
16. They do not swim “100 miles every day” in the wild.
17. Tilikum is not used as a “breeding machine”, and artificial insemination is not used to “get his sperm into as many females as possible across their parks” - he only ever sired two calves through AI.
18. SeaWorld did not blame Dawn - Blackfish however, clearly did.
19. Tilikum was not killing because he’s “frustrated and psychotic” - he killed because he’s a top predator who, unlike all the other whales, wasn’t trained to have humans in the water with him at an early age.
20. Blackfish doesn’t know themselves what image they’re trying to portray. First they say killer whales are naturally “incredibly friendly and intuitively want to be your companion”, showing the clip of a lost calf who only had humans for company (and thus acted like no wild whale would naturally), then they say SeaWorld is lying and trying to make money off of this “image of killer whales as cute and cuddly”.
21. And also, A) they say Tilikum is “nuts” because of his treatment at Sealand and SeaWorld, then B) they say it’s his genes, he should never be bred from, then C) they say it’s not all Tilikum, all killer whales are ticking time bombs!
22. Tilikum was not “floating lifeless in a pool”, and he was not lonely or isolated. He wa not confined to a “little jail cell”.
23. The whales are not “really bored”, they’re not “forced to perform” in “a circus environment”, and a seapen wouldn’t solve a thing, it’s a romantic idea that in reality would only create problems.

And here’s everything that’s true in Blackfish (but I strongly urge EVERYONE to read the circumstances of these points below, rather than just grabbing and running with it):

1. The captures happened (duh).
2. Tilikum came from the North Atlantic in 1983.
3. Tilikum went to Sealand of the Pacific in Canada.
4. The module was real, and as far as I know (I’ve seen nothing contradicting this), the food deprivation (at Sealand) and females bullying him was as well.
5. The whales killed trainer Keltie Byrne.
6. Killer whales have a “matriarchal society”.
7. Sealand closed after that incident, and Tilikum and the other whales (Haida 2, Nootka 4 and Kyuquot) were sold to SeaWorld.
8. Kalina was moved from her mother at the age of 4.
9. Takara was moved from her mother (but she was nowhere near a calf).
10. 100% of adult males (so far) have had collapsed dorsal fins.
11. Kandu 5 broke her upper jaw and bled to death.
12. John Sillick was crushed under Orky 2 (whose name is not mentioned).
13. Orkid and Splash pulled Tamarie in and broke her arm.
14. Kasatka pulled Ken Peters under - I shouldn’t even have to write this, the footage is right there.
15. Daniel Dukes was found dead in Tilikum’s pool one morning, with bite marks all over him and genitals eaten.
16. Four young orcas were sent over (not sold, as some like to say) to Loro Parque.
17. Keto (whose name is not mentioned) killed Alexis Martinez at Loro Parque.
Tilikum pulled Dawn in and caused her death.
SeaWorld declined participating in the film (if you were SeaWorld, would you have said yes?).


1. Opening scene

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Jongin as a Husband
  • Him waking you up by peppering kisses on your face
  • You not waking up
  • Him dragging you to the shower
  • Him being cheesier than ever
  • “I’m still sleepily, I’ll probably fall asleep while showering”
  • “That’s why we will shower together, if you fall down, i’ll be right here to catch you”
  • Him washing your hair
  • Making breakfast together
  • Him being shirtless ^^
  • “Are you wearing your ring? Show me your ring baby”
  • Goodbye kisses
  • Him smiling like an idiot whenever you call him your husband
  • Him calling you ‘wifey’
  • Dogs being your children
  • Dogs sleeping in the same bed with you
  • “Can’t we have some alone time?”
  • “Don’t say that in front of them!!”
  • Dinner dates
  • And movie dates
  • “When are you coming home? I miss you”
  • Him falling asleep laying on top of you
  • You playing with his hair
  • “Stop looking at those stuff and cuddle me, this is an order Kim Jongin”
  • A lot of forehead and neck kisses
  • “How was your day cupcake?”
  • Grocery shopping together
  • Him buying a lot of snacks
  • Him also buying expensive snacks for the dogs
  • Him being extra proud when he introduces you to people as his wife
  • “This is my wife, (Y/N), she’s pretty isn’t she?”
  • Makingout sessions mostly on the couch
  • “I love you wifey”
  • “I love you too hubby”
  • You visiting him at work
  • Him also visiting you at work
  • “Everybody’s jealous because you have a hot husband and that’s why they keep looking”
  • You catching him looking at baby supplies on google
  • And also baby names
  • “Have you ever thought about having kids?”
  • “Yeah, why?”
  • “(Y/N), I think I’m ready”
  • So that’s why 
  • “I read somewhere that if we have more sex, there is more chance of you getting pregnant”
  • Him asking if you’re pregnant after every time you have sex
  • “Jongin it doesn’t work like that”
  • “What do you mean? I put my di-”
  • “Okay that’s enough”
  • Him screaming and running all around the house when you tell him that you’re pregnant
  • Him calling the boys first
  • Their group chat being lit after the calls
  • “You better name him Sehun, if it’s a boy”
  • “That’s not happening Sehun”
  • “Okay, name her Sehun if it’s a girl”
  • Him talking about what he’s going to do when the baby’s born
  • Him telling the dogs about it
  • “You guys are going to have a little sister or a brother!!”
  • You calming him down
  • Him talking to your belly
  • “We’re going to have our little family that we always dreamed about honey”

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secondgenerationnerd  asked:

What's your favorite westallen kiss? With pics/gif please

There are so many amazing kisses and while it’s hard to choose one I have to go with: 

I mean look at it. It’s epic and the lighting and the spinning and I just I can’t put into words how much I love this kiss. Seriously I’m just sitting here watching it. 

Here’s some more:


And here’s what they look like after

I literally just made these two gifs:

Look at these two idiots in love. 

And what do you mean Barry ran back in time and erased this kiss? I don’t know what you’re talking about….

Anyway I hope I answered this to your liking. I had a little to much fun staring at the gifs. 

Oh and honorable mention to this kiss: 

Because I love this one a lot too. 

So thanks for asking, this was fun!

*Sorry this took me so long, I was having technical difficulties, but now it’s working*

send me “what’s your favorite..” asks


Oda Nobunaga + Akechi Mitsuhide
Sanada Yukimura + Kirigakure Saizo
Date Masamune + Katakura Kojuro
Toyotomi Hideyoshi + Maeda Toshiie
Uesugi Kenshin + Takeda Shingen

Tokugawa Ieyasu
I see that two years has passed since I’ve met you.
Even though Sakai is already annoying enough, with you here the meddlesomeness has doubled. Because of that I’ve changed quite a lot too.
……it’s still annoying though.
From now on too without change, why don’t you keep showing that foolish look to me? ……If it’s your idiotic face, I won’t get sick of it even if I see them every day, after all.

Ishida Mitsunari
2 years, you said? Before being chipper over it, isn’t there anything else that you should’ve done?
But, well……because of your meddling, I’ve known things that weren’t written in those books.
From now on too, it’s not like I won’t stay by your side.

Half Sister (With A Twist) Part 2 ~Supernatural Imagine~

Hello humans! I am so so sorry this took so long, I’ve been going through some stuff and I just couldn’t write. BUT, I hope you like this! :) 

*Not My Gif*

“Did those idiots hurt you?” Crowley asked.
“No, I’m fine. Look, can you meet me somewhere?” I asked him as I drove up the road.
“How about here?” I suddenly heard his voice next to me.
I jumped, causing the car to swerve to other lane of the narrow road. When I gained control again, I looked over at him with an angry
“What the hell?! You could of caused me to wreck!” I yelled.
“You wanted to talk.” He simply said.
I rolled my eyes and stared at the road.
“That stupid Winchester is such an asshole!” I ranted aloud.
“Darling, you’re a Winchester too.” He said with a playful smirk.
“Ugh, don’t mention it.” I said.
He smiled and chuckled a bit. I looked over at him, then back at the road.
“I’m so glad you think this is funny, because now I’m a target.” I said as I clutched onto the wheel in anger.
“Oh love, don’t worry. Those idiots won’t hurt you. You’re family, they never hurt family.” He said.
“I don’t think Dean would have any problem killing me.” I said.
“He gave you that whole tough "I’ll could kill you if need be” attitude, didn’t he? You shouldn’t be scared of him.“ Crowley asked.
"I’m not scared of him!” I snapped.
“Good, then don’t worry about being a target.” He said.
I looked over to him, but noticed he had disappeared. I sighed and rolled my eyes. I took a few deep breaths, then finally started to
calm down. I pulled up to the small motel I was staying in and parked. As I walked up the stairs, it started to pour down rain. I put
my hood up and walked into my room, locking the door behind me.

*Dean’s Pov*
We followed the car for a couple miles, before she finally turned into a small motel parking lot. I parked across the street and looked
over at Sammy.
“So what now?” I asked.
“Let’s just watch her for a little bit. Just to be sure that she’s not up to anything.” Sam said.
I rolled my eyes and looked back towards the motel.
It was a half hour before she came back out of the room and it was only to get a water. I sighed loudly and sat back in the seat, keeping
my eyes on her. As she walked back to her room, I noticed two strange guys following her.
“They weren’t there before.” Sam said as he sat up in his seat and grabbed the door handle.
“Wait, why are we doing this? She’s half angel, half demon. I’m sure that freak can take care of herself.” I said rudely.
“Don’t call her a freak!” Sam snapped at me.
I looked at him confused.
“You’ve known the girl for two minutes and you’re already defending her against your own brother?” I questioned in disbelief.
“I’m not defending anyone, but you know I hate when you call people freaks. Just because their different, does not make them a bad
person.” He stated firmly.
I sighed and rolled my eyes, looking back at the motel. The two guys were now knocking on her door. As we watched, we noticed them
pulling out angel blades.
“Let’s go.” Sam said as he opened the door and ran towards the motel.

*Y/N’s Pov*

I heard 3 loud knocks on the door as I sat on the bed. I slowly stood up and stared at the door. No way in hell I was answering that..
3 more knocks sounded, but this time louder. I headed to grab my angel blade, but was stopped by the door being kicked down. Two guys
that were clearly demons walked in with smug looks on their faces.
“So you’re the demon angel?” One of them spoke.
I stayed silent as I stared at them.
“Get her.” The other spoke quickly.
I tried to run, but the demons were quicker. They grabbed the hood of my jacket and threw me back against the wall. I winched in pain
as they walked towards me and cornered me. One of them grabbed my jacket and pulled me up abruptly. He lifted the angel blade and smiled
Then there was nothing. There was a loud bang and the two demons eyes and mouths lit up a bright orange. Their now lifeless bodies fell
to the floor and I looked up to see Sam and Dean standing in the door way holding their guns.
My brothers….saved me?
“Thanks..” I mumbled softly.
“Yeah, well don’t expect us to do this every time. Next time, you won’t be so lucky.” Dean spoke sternly.
“Yeah…..yeah I know…” I said quietly.
They walked in slowly as I grabbed my bag off the bed. I stopped and looked at them.
“Why did you save me?” I questioned.    
“It was Sam’s idea, not mine. I would of let them kill you.” Dean stated.
“Dean stop.” Sam snapped.
“No. Let him continue. He’s naturally an asshole so you might as well save your breath.” I said as I stared at Dean.
“I am not an asshole!” Dean yelled as he walked towards me.
“You obviously are. You use the term "freak” so loosely and you don’t know how bad that hurts some people! How did Sam feel when you
called him that for the first time? Huh? I bet it crushed him! And do you know why you don’t see a problem with it? Because you don’t
have a different bone in your body! You’re the “perfect” person!“ I screamed in anger.
"You think I’m not different? That I’m "perfect?! I was in hell!” Dean yelled.
“And I grew up there!” I screamed back.
He grabbed my jacket and slammed me against the wall.
“You don’t know what I’ve been through!” He yelled in my face.
“And you don’t know what I’ve been through! So, stop being such an asshole!” I yelled back.
He slowly let go of my jacket as his face softened. He sighed and looked down, then back up.
“Look, I’m sorry..” He spoke quietly.
“It’s fine..” I mumbled.
“No, it’s not. I just…” He started to say as he grabbed his right arm.
I looked at him, confused, then looked over at Sam for an explanation.
“He has the mark…” Sam whispered.
I looked back at Dean in shock.
“The mark of Cain?” I questioned softly.
Dean sighed and nodded.
I looked at them and took a deep breath.
“I might be able to help you..” I said.
They both looked at me in complete shock.
“What do you mean?” Dean asked.
“I’m a demon and an angel. I might be able to help figure this out….if you stop being a dick.” I said as I laughed a bit.
Smiles spread across both of their faces as they chuckled.
“Fine. Where do we start?” Dean asked.
“You can start by getting your sister some lunch….I’m starving.” I said with a smile as I walked past them and out the door.

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I wish I could show you to Mundok and King Il. To those idiots who chased you from the castle. To the people of Kouka Kingdom. Look… This is Princess Yona. She cut her hair and took up a sword. She works harder than anyone to support the kingdom. “Princess Yona is here,” I’d tell them.

kiss with a fist

summary: hiding marks are hard. people finding out about them is horrible. but the worst thing ever is making up excuses for those scars, because no what the excuse is, you’ll always look like an idiot.

rated T for swearing and…implied sexual themes

here take this *throws this at your face and leaves.*

so…it’s been a while since I wrote something. but, I thought, it’s valentines day may as well do something. also, I need more of this ship on here. I’m really proud of this. please like or reblog. also I’d like to know what I can do better so please give me any advise or criticism you have.(be a bit gentle though, I’m a softy),

lazy title is lazy. I don’t even know WHY I chose that name for this fanfic. probably because the name reminds me of this ship. (get it, because the characters are both fighters…and in a relationship…*cricket noises*…whatever I’m keeping it)

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kit-is-coming  asked:

pm; It took me embarrassingly long, but I've finally come to realization... You could have went home last night, had a proper sleep and come over here once you've nursed yourself back to health. But instead you were the idiot who got into Jack's car with me. You're the most outstanding, loveliest idiot I've ever met.

pm; It’s amazing what I’ll put myself through just to see you look a proper plonker in a pair of tights. They were the real stars today. I wish they hadn’t made you put on those breeches, your bum was quite divine in those tights. It was like two juicy little peaches in a hanky. 

Me in the Miraculous World
  • *Ladybug and Chat just fist bumped*
  • Me: Hello Hi. Over here amazing superheros and saviours of Paris.
  • Chat Noir: HELLO CITIZEN
  • Ladybug: * intense smile*
  • Me: Could you two just look at eachother and like honestly try to work you little brains?
  • *Dense Superheros look at each other*
  • Me: Please for the sake of this fandom that legit dies cause you two are idiots will you pleassse just mentally remove those masks???!!!
  • Chat Noir: .... holy shit
  • Ladybug: *stammering that makes no sense in any alien language*