but look at that little old baby

i found out something really cool today

there’s a bird called the hoatzin that lives in south america that looks like this:

it looks really cool kinda like a feathered dragon??

but the coolest part about this bird is the juveniles!! the babies in this species have claws on their wings that help them climb until they’re old enough to fly, and by that time the claws disappear!!

you can see the tiny claws in this pic!! it’s so cool because birds are living dinosaurs and these little baby hoatzins look like baby raptors with their claws!!

idk i just had to post about this bc this is a rly cool birb that deserves more attention!!!

“He’s so perfect! Just look at him, my precious little baby boy! So talented! I love him”

-me talking about a bunch of 30+ year old guys.

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In Honour of International Women’s Day:
10 Movies About Friendship Directed by Women

Breathe dir. Mélanie Laurent (2014)
Charlie is an average French suburban teenager, but when she becomes fast friends with Sarah, the rebellious new girl at school, she discovers there’s nothing average about how she feels.

Daisies dir. Vera Chytilová (1966)
Two girls try to understand the meaning of the world and their life.

The Edge of Seventeen dir. Kelly Fremon Craig (2016)
High-school life gets even more unbearable for Nadine when her best friend, Krista, starts dating her older brother.

The Fits dir. Anna Rose Holmer (2015)
While training at the gym 11-year-old tomboy Toni becomes entranced with a dance troupe. As she struggles to fit in she finds herself caught up in danger as the group begins to suffer from fainting spells and other violent fits.

The Forest for the Trees dir. Maren Ade (2003)
As an awkward idealistic high school teacher begins her first job in the city, things turn out to be much tougher than she had imagined.

Divines dir. Houda Benyamina (2016)
In a housing estate on the outskirts of Paris, a teenager who is hungry for her share of power and success becomes a runner for a drug dealer.

Hush Little Baby dir. Hella Joof (2009)
Four dysfunctional teenage girls steal a car and elope from the institution where they live. They go on a road trip across Denmark, confronting ghosts of the past and settling old accounts as their dark secrets are revealed.

The Innocents dir. Anne Fontaine (2016)
In 1945 Poland, a young French Red Cross doctor who is sent to assist the survivors of the German camps discovers several nuns in advanced states of pregnancy during a visit to a nearby convent.

In Bloom dir. Nana Ekvtimishvili & Simon Groß (2013)
Set in the Georgian capital of Tbilisi in 1992. Friends Eka and Natia look to leave childhood behind as they ignore societal customs and work to escape their turbulent family lives.

Thirteen dir. Catherine Hardwicke (2003)
A thirteen-year-old girl’s relationship with her mother is put to the test as she discovers drugs, sex, and petty crime in the company of her cool but troubled best friend.

More friendship movies HERE and HERE

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Me : I need to stop fangirling over 40 years old guys this is so stupid, they are like double my age and that is actually very wrong. If i was a parent, i would not be proud of myself. They are totally grown up men and they have kids, and I am still a teenager so..

Also me: Misha my little precious baby look at his smile I am in love with him and I wanna cuddle him and hug him and squeeze the shit out of him babyyyyyyyy. Look at his blue eyes and all and that beautiful smile of his.

magnus and alec being soft boyfriends™:

for @magswoods 

  • alec is the softest soft to ever soft with magnus 
  • whenever magnus is even remotely sick alec will be there in a heartbeat to take care of him 
  • like remember when he cleaned magnus’ couch and picked up all the books that had fallen to the floor in ep 6? that’s alec in a nutshell 
  • he’ll take every opportunity he can to cook for magnus or bring breakfast to the bed for him while magnus will be looking at him fondly and whispers “thank you, alexander" 
  • magnus loves to stroke and play with alec’s hair all the goddamn time 
  • this usually makes alec melt like a one big marshmallow and cuddle closer to magnus’ warm embrace 
  • speaking of cuddling they love to do it especially after a long and tiring day 
  • alec on top of magnus’ chest, snoring softly together and breathing each other in 
  • or maybe spooning one another on the couch just because while watching some old movie magnus picked for them 
  • nuzzling behind the other’s ear and pressing sweet little kisses to their neck 
  • magnus’ use of petnames is endless: going from baby to sweetheart to pumpkin, magnus has got them all 
  • his favorite of course remains the simple and familiar ‘alexander' 
  • but alec has a few for magnus as well 
  • he might not have many but magnus’ heart bursts out of his chest every time alec casually calls out a “babe! come look at this” from the balcony or a more intimate “i’m so glad to have you, love" 
  • nose kisses!!!! 
  • alec loves to kiss magnus’ nose just to see the way it scrunches up cutely 
  • magnus might flick alec’s nose just to see his eyes go all crossed, trying to follow the movement of his fingertip 
  • rubbing their noses together while cuddling on magnus’ golden sheets, whispering soft love declarations to each other 
  • casually saying ‘i love you’ at any given domestic opportunity 
  • alec has a habit of doing this every time he leaves and especially after a fight he has to do it bc he’s still afraid of something bad happening and if "i love you” isn’t the last thing he’s said to magnus he can’t deal with himself 
  • magnus doing the exact same thing, kissing him hello and goodbye as often as he can while whispering a soft “i love you, alexander” when either of them has to go to work 
  • sleepy!malec is a thing that happens quite often
  • droopy eyelids and warm hands all over, soft kisses being exchanged between them as they calmly lay their head in the other’s chest/lap
  • alec making coffee in nothing but his boxer briefs, rubbing his tired eyes as magnus comes up behind him to nuzzle in his neck
  • they love to play with each other’s fingers/hands
  • alec especially loves to play with magnus’ rings, while magnus gently rubs alec’s hand with his free thumb
  • they also like to hold hands as much as possible: wherever they go, whatever they are doing, you better know that they’re holding hands while doing it
  • in conclusion: magnus and alec are the softest boyfriends and they love each other v v much
I can appreciate how the kids in Dream Daddy cul-de-sac are all around the same age with one another.
  • Val is 25, (and even though she doesn’t live in the neighborhood, she’s still a part of the kids.) 
  • Amanda is 18, she says so. 
  • Lucien is maybe 15-17, we don’t know, but he’s in high school, though he’s not as old as Amanda (probably, these are my assumptions guys)
  • Assumably Briar and Hazel are a little younger, possibly 13-15 (personally they look older than Daisy, but maybe around Carmensita’s age.) 
  • Carmensita, maybe 13-14, (at the graduation party, in one of the routes, Amanda tells us she’s about to go into high school and is giving her pointers.) 
  • Ernest is in eighth grade, so he’s 12-13. 
  • Daisy is 10, Brian says so. 
  • Chris looks younger than Daisy but older than his younger siblings, maybe 9, possibly a young looking 10 year old. 
  • Christian and Christie are maybe 7-8. 
  • Chrish is a toddler, Mary says so, so maybe 2-3. 
  • River is a baby, maybe just about one 1. 

They all have someone just a bit older to get along with, or friends that can give them advice. And since they all live in the same cul-de-sac, it’s easy to assume that they all interact with each other even a little. 

Even if it’s not completely accurate, it’s a fun headcanon to have. 



Some of my headcanons ideas are:

  • Lucien and Ernest are friends that take pot shots at each other. (I honestly kind of ship them too, but maybe after a few years when their both older.)
  • The Cahn twins and the Christiansen twins can test out twin theories, (y'know, if the Christiansen twins chill out every once in a while.) 
  • Daisy and Amanda already adopted each other into their own families. (Kind of not a headcanon?)
  • Carmensita and Ernest can have that distant friendship where they pretend not to know each other in school, but if something goes down with them or any of the younger kids, they have that, “You don’t mess with the cul-de-sac kids” kind of reaction. 
  • Lucien gets Chris into the punk goth culture, (just for a little while, it’s just not Chris’s thing [that’s just me though, have fun with it]). 
  • As they grow older Chrish and River become besties watching an imitating all the older kids in the neighborhood. (Chrish possibly helping to teach River how to walk would be adorable.) 
  • Val helps Amanda through school, gives her some of those LinkedIn connections. Maybe even helps Lucien when he gets into college if she even can. 
  • Maybe when they get older, they stay in the cul-de-sac and their kids also be friends too as well also maybe???


Fun stuff all around. If you guys agree, feel free to share some ideas too.

  • Garrus: Shepard. So I guess this is--
  • Shepard: Just like old times?
  • Garrus: Hm. Might be the last chance we get to say that.
  • Shepard: Think we're going to lose?
  • Garrus: No. I think we're about to kick the reapers back into whatever black hole they crawled out of. Then, we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids. Maybe even find out what a Turian-Human baby looks like.
  • Shepard: I'm game. Though I think adoption's a better idea--biology may not cooperate.
  • Garrus: Hmm... I suppose there will be a lot of little Krogan around soon.
  • Shepard: We just have to beat the reapers first.
  • Garrus: James told me there's an old saying here on Earth. 'May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.' Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar. I'm buying.
  • Shepard: We're a team, Garrus. There's no Shepard without Vakarian. So you better remember to duck.
  • Garrus: Sorry, Turians don't know how. But I'll improvise. And Shepard... forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you...
  • Garrus: Come back alive. It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.
HOW I FIND POT’S ON TINDER (AND BUMBLE)

Alright, I’ve gotten a lot of questions about my luck on Tinder so here is what I do to attract wealthier men on Tinder.

PHOTOS

have 5 photos on my profile, 2 being well lit face shots of me wearing natural or minimalistic amounts of makeup. the amount to wear is completely up to you but I prefer to keep it fresh faced. the other 3 of my photos are full body pictures of me wearing various outfits in different locations. The first is of me at a more formal event, wearing a little black dress and heels; you can clearly see the fancy venue behind me. Second picture is on the terrace of a hotel room, I’m in a bikini facing away from the camera and looking at the sunset in the back round. Last photo is me in Bora Bora, sitting under a fern tree in a bikini, looking at straight at the camera and smiling.

   I used these photos in particular because as a whole, they display the lifestyle I’m accustomed to living, and therefore attracts people who are capable and willing tp uphold and expand that lifestyle, but I know what you’re thinking

BUT I DONT HAVE PICS OF ME AT FANCY EVENTS AND EXOTIC LOCATIONS? HOW WILL I STILL CONVEY THE SAME MESSAGE?

my answer is; fake that shit girl

get dressed up, find a plain wall or a wall with nice décor on it, and have someone take photos of you, if you’re ever anywhere with a nice view, have someone take a photo with the view in the back (try not to get any unwanted stragglers in the back)

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT UPLOAD SELFIES USING THOSE FUCKING SNAPCHAT FILTERS! (this goes for SA too)

I have been on so many POT dates where men have flat out told me that the reason they liked my profile so much is because of the complete lack of snapchat filter bullshit, newsflash sweetheart, they want to see your actual face. not you as a dog, not you with silver eyes and a flower crown, and not you in some weird greenish filter that contours your face and blurs your crowsfeet. That shit might be cute if you’re looking for an unemployed, basement dwelling 22 year old, but not when you’re trying to attract a successful business man.

STOP IT


TINDER BIO

you guys are about to be extremely disappointed……

I keep it minimal

first of all I NEVER EVER EVER put the phrase “sugar baby” or “sugar daddy” in my bio, I don’t know I personally find it tacky. I also don’t say anything about wanting something “mutually beneficial” because I let my photos do the talking. I stick to 4 simple little bullet points saying that I’m well traveled, a  fine wine and sushi enthusiast , and how many counties I visited in 2016 (this can easily be substituted by something else that’s more personally fitted) and then at the bottom a simple “Show me the rest of the world?” BOOM I immediately have an inbox weeded of salts (they’ll still appear though, but I’m positive that my profile does shoo some of them away) and instead I’m left with potential daddies and splendas.


THE ART OF SWIPING RIGHT

I look for men, who have similar profiles as my own;

- well dressed

- exotic/expensive location

-well groomed

-well spoken

-traveler

I know some men have their jobs in the description of their profiles, I sway towards CEO’s and entrepreneurs (they could be lying so don’t get your hopes too high)

as for my age range, mine goes from 36 to 55+, most POT are over the age of 40 but I shaved a few years off because I’ve seen that some men in their 40′s will lie and say they’re 37-39

The Blue Princess and her Red Rose

Pairing: Jungkook | Reader
Word Count: 34.8k (ooops someone’s got a bit carried away hehe)
Genre: PrinceJungkookAU, Angst, Fluff & Smut.

A/N: This is the first story of the five “short” (if you can call them short lmao) stories about Greyria that I’ll be posting during summer. Probably I won’t be posting the next one until a couple of weeks from today, because I have the idea of them all, but none is completely written yet.
I hope you enjoy it! Let me know what you think of it! 
Because It’s really long, I fear you won’t be able to read it from your phone or tablet, sorry :(

Summary: After all, he was her red rose, while she was just another one of the many blue roses that grew in the dying gardens of Greyria. 

Tales of Greyria


The best stories - those that speak about past lovers, about untold stories and broken hearts, about beautiful promises of future and happiness that got lost in the wind; those that make you feel happiness, loss, hurt, love, hate, fear and sadness all at once; those that live in your heart for the rest of your days - always have sad endings, my love,” her grandma had always told her when she was just a little girl in a baby pink dress.

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Daddy!

Bill Skarsgård x Reader

Word count : 644

Originally posted by nikitassoul

“Mommy, daddy !” She heared the voice of her little girl, it was sloppy, but what else could you expect from a two year old?

“Mommy’s coming ,baby ” Y/N finished cleaning up the mess her daughter left in the kitchen after dinner and went to the living room where she was on the floor looking at the TV, where her father was.

The little girl would usually be sleeping at that hour, but that day was the exception, Bill, her father, was on Jimmy Kimmel and she wanted to see him. Y/N picked up Isabella from the floor and sat with her on the couch.


“So, Bill, you have a daughter, right? “Jimmy asked.

“Yes, I do, a little two year old called Isabella.” he smiled at the thought of his daughter, the beautiful girl he and Y/N had created together.

“I have to ask, how is fatherhood for you? I mean, I have a daughter myself she’s three and I do not have te energy to run after her”

“It’s intresting, I don’t need to go to the gym to stay fit” the public laughed at his answer “ She’s so full of energy, like all the kids I suppose, and she’s messy, very messy, She does this thing, that everytime you put food before her or at her sight and close to her, she will pick the dish up and throw it. It’s like war everytime she has to eat.”

“Yeah, I think I rather run after my daughter “ Jimmy said laughing "Is it true that she’s not afraid of Pennywise?“

"Quite the opposite, she loves Pennywise… ”

“Because it’s normal loving a children killing clown ” everybody laughed at Jimmy’s words, including Bill.

“The reason why she loves it, is because during the filming Isabella and Y/N, my wife, would come sometimes to the set  and Isabella would see me dresses up as Pennywise or sometimes they were with me during the transformation Bill-Pennywise.” He moved on his seat, remembering how Isabella would want to be in his father’s arms during the transformation and play with him “So now everytime she sees any poster that has Pannywise on it she says Daddy! ”

“We have a video that your wife recored and you brought it ” Jimmy said and the video started playing.

Isabella was on it, Bill was in front of her, dressed as Pennywise, the little girl said daddy with happiness in her tone and run to her dad’s arms without hesitation. He picked her up and kissed her cheek.

The public awed and Y/N at home smiled of her daughter’s actions.


“You are such a daddy’s girl, aren’t you? ” Y/N said to Isabella, which just smiled and nodded.


By the time Bill came home, all the lights were out, he did not expect anything else, it was late and Isabella should have been a long time ago asleep.

As quiet as possible he went up the stair and in to Isabellas room.

“Good night little one, I love you.” Bill kissed his daughers forehead and went into his and Y/N bedroom. 

He looked at his wife, she looked beautiful as always. He chaned into his pajamas, wich were just a pair of sweater shorts.

“I  love you, Y/N” he expected no answer , but she was awake.

“I love you too, Bill, now come to bed with me” he smile and went into the bed beside her. “I asked to Isabella today if she was daddy’s girl, you know what her answer was?”

“I can imagine it” Bill said.

“She just smiled and nodded.” Y/N came closer to her husband. Bill huged her.

“Well… we both know she’s daddy’s girl since we found out the gender…you know what? We should have another one” Bill looked down at his wife.

“That’s not happenning till at least one more year, I need Isabella to grow up a little more.

“But we can practice for it” he smiled and kissed Y/N.



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Redemption // Jeon Jungkook

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the prompt: Jungkook scenario when your pregnant unplan baby he finds the test when you get home he starts yelling, blaming you throwing things,tells you to gtfo of his life with the baby saying fucked up things. So you leave Korea 3 year later you come back with your daughter and you guys see each other again he tries to win you back angst beginning but fluff ending?

words: 8942

category: heavy angst + fluff ending

author note: it’s time to see how good destinee’s character development skills are. also y/n didn’t leave, jungkook did. hope that’s okay. im so proud of myself for writing this?? I didn’t give up and I’m glad i didn’t. anyway, this took forever to write you can literally see my writing improve as you keep reading its kind of funny anyway let’s go!

- destinee

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Children Headcanons

-A little Alpha insisting that their Omega friend wears their jacket all the time and the Omega going along with it but when they ask why the Alpha always wants them to wear it the Alpha just shrugs and responds like, “Dunno, dad always loves it when mom wears his jacket cuz it smells like him, so since I’m gonna marry you, you should wear my jacket and smell like me!” and then being confused why the little Omega is blushing like they hadn’t just declared that they want to get married

-A little Omega being picked up from school by their Alpha parent and their Alpha friend boldly introduces themselves as the Omega’s mate. The Alpha parent plays it cool but later that night they are ranting to their own Omega mate about that “arrogant little punk” and their mate is just like, “He’s seven years old, I don’t think we have much to worry about dear.”

-Shy little Omegas clinging to other little Omegas for comfort in schools and playgroups, always nervously holding hands or gripping each other’s sweater sleeves

-An Alpha and Omega having a play date and getting into a very loud argument so the Omega’s mother comes in to check on them and the little Omega tearfully explains that the Alpha won’t agree to any of the names they chose for their baby. And the mom is trying to understand like, “Baby? Are you guys playing house?” and both the children look at her like she’s an idiot or something before the Alpha very seriously answers like, “No, we’re talking about the baby we’re gonna have when we get married in a couple years…and Sparkles is a stupid name.” thus begins more crying/arguing from the Omega while the mother is just very confused because these children are literally only five years old

-Little Alpha, Beta, and Omega that are all best friends and one day the Omega is asked by another student if they would rather marry the Alpha or the Beta and the Omega replies, “I’m gonna marry them both of course, my mom is married to two Alpha’s so I can marry two people too.” and the Alpha and Beta just nod along like it should’ve been an obvious answer to the question

-A smaller than average Alpha child being very weak and always getting sick, being teased by bigger Alphas at school but their Beta and Omega friends always try to protect them and take care of them

-A little group of friends deciding that they are going to be a pack and all live together someday…the idea falls apart about 15 minutes later though when all the Alpha children start fighting about who would get to be the head Alpha

-A little Alpha wanting to show off how strong they are so they try to pick up their Omega friend…only to be horribly mortified when they stumble and drop their friend on the hard ground. The small Omega being in tears while also desperately trying to comfort the Alpha and assure them they really aren’t hurt at all

sun’s out, fun’s out

Summary: the Barnes family spend the day at the beach || FLUFF || bucky x reader

Warnings: none, just cuteness

Notes: inspired by @retroasgardian trying to kill me with cute headcanons; here we have Bucky with three kids - Samuel Grant (who goes by Grant), Anna Margaret, and little Rebecca Natalia.

I might make a dad!bucky series idk, who would want that?

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