Okay but can I just say I really appreciate that one part in dgm where literally everything leads you to believe that Allen and Lenalee would fall victim to the classic *innocent male character accidentally falls face-first into female friend’s chest* trope to fuel shipper material like, you see the train jolt to a stop, Allen goes flying forward, even shows his point of view and you know where he’s going and it’s out of his control BUT Lenalee is just so awesome and was quick enough to destroy that trope here, with the help of her trusty suitcase:
Like, I feel like the dgm crew was purposefully trying to make a point here so idk I just love this for some reason.
Allen: I sure hope I don’t fall into my female friend’s chest for some random reason that isn’t important to the plot, therefore providing shipper material and feeding the stereotypical trope. *all them Allena shippers waiting in anticipation*
“[As a kid] I looked horrible. I had big ears and funny teeth. I looked like a little monkey. There is this picture of me in swim team, awww, it’s bad. I got swimmer’s ear. I guess I don’t have big ears anymore but I looked like a monkey with my hair always sticking up.”
Date a bi who has long ebony black hair(that's how they got their name) with purple streaks and red tips that reach their mid back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell them they look like Amy Lee(AN: if u don't know who she is then get da he'll out of here!) They're not related to Gerard Way but wish they were because he's a major freaking hottie. They're a vampire but their teeth are straight and white. They have pale skin. They're also a witch, and they go to a magic sc