but like theyre eggs

Oh my god imagine the team touching down on a planet because they picked up a distress beacon from someone who crashed and they get there and find a room with a bunch of eggs and theyre all like “what the fuck is this??” and one of them is checking out an egg, and Lance has a really bad feeling because this feels so familiar???? aND THEN THE EGG OPENS UP AND IT HITS HIM AND HE’S “OH FUCK” AND SHOVES HIS TEAMMATE OUT OF THE WAY LIKE “LOOK OUT” AND THE FACE HUGGER JUMPS OUT AND MISSES THEM AND PULLS HIS BAYARD OUT SO FAST AND SHOOTS THE DAMN THING LIKE “FUCK THIS SHIT”

AND HE’S LIKE GUYS WE GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FUCKING HELL

for some reason when i draw fantasy creatures i tend to over analyse their common depictions on a scientific level and recently ive been doing this with merfolk so here is what ive come up with so that i have it all in one place to find easily

  • merfolk wouldnt have bellybuttons since the way they reproduce would be to lay eggs (or theyre like immortal and dont reproduce because they dont die) and so they wouldnt have an umbilical cord
  • they also wouldnt have nipples or breasts since again, not mammals, they dont need to feed their young
  • hair (also fur) is an evolutionary trait which seems to be for insulation and regulating body temperature and also protecting us from ultra violet radiation, so really merfolk wouldnt have hair, but since i think about this stuff for my art and i like drawing hair im going to chalk mers with hair up to ‘its how they lure in prey’, the prey being humans who would mistake a mer for a human in danger and other creatures that feed on humans and could mistake a mer for a drowned human. no body hair at all though, theres no need for it
  • mers would have nails, but stronger, more like flat claws, for hunting
  • also sharp as fuck teeth, again, for hunting
  • webbed fingers to aid in swimming
  • id say mers have ears, more developed than fish ears due to needing to hear prey thats above water, but not quite like human ears. since our ears (and nose) never stop growing, and mers either have a very very long lifespan or are immortal, mer ears have evolved to channel the extra growth into a stiff point at the tip of the ear, instead of just ending up with really big ears, which would negatively affect their swimming. the older the mer, the longer and pointier the ear.
  • noses… i like drawing noses so ill list this as another way to lure prey in by making themselves appear more human

thats it for now ill ad more as i think about it

these are 2 of my ocs ryker and z

did i ever tell yall how much i fucking hate cadburys creme eggs?? theyre the WORST like okay first off. impossible to eat without making a huge sticky mess or choking on this goddamn giant egg. second, every single egg i remember eating has been cracked in the wrapper and leaked that sticky shit into the foil???? disgusting. talking about that stuff its SO fuckin sweet ??????? how on gods green earth does anyone eat that and enjoy it. okay i really hate cadburys creme eggs and the next time i see one i WILL be cracking it on the floor like the garbage it is

Jonghyun/Taemin; a good egg; PG

“What’s wrong?” Taemin asks quietly. Jonghyun makes another noise, a quiet groan, an unintelligible mumble, and curls himself up even tighter in Taemin’s arms. Taemin curls with him, squeezing him just as much as he likes. “Tell me,” he whispers.

but like tw for super self-esteem problems

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kt omg please think about jay and harley going grocery shopping and wearing hoodies and taking turns sitting in the cart

  • they get into Serious Debates over which sugary marshmallowy cereal they should buy and from which brand
  • joker never checks the expiration dates, he just throws it in the cart and then harley has to go through them all and by the time she’s finished they’re like three aisles away from where they picked it up
  • harley trying to make joker eat eat healthier and it devolves into her stabbing him repeatedly with a carrot while he’s trapped in the cart with nowhere to run
  • “are the chances of us eating this before we get arrested high enough to warrant purchasing it in the first place??”
  • so many donuts. too many donuts
  • cashiers thinking theyre celebrities hiding from the paparazzi and asking for their autograph
  • cashiers recognizing them and asking for their autograph
  • cashiers recognizing them and going into a panic and theyre like ‘dude please we just want our eggs and milk come on we gotta eat too’
  • fighting over what to get at the redbox
  • running into other supercriminals at the grocery store and it’s awkward for everyone but harley

like digital painting and traditional painting are just…two different media…..with different limitations and different possibilities. hating on digital painters because you think theyre cheating is like an egg tempera painter in the renaissance trekking up to northern europe, seeing oil paint for the first time, and going “NO WAY DID YOU DO THAT YOURSELF THE BLENDING IS TOO REALISITC!! THIS ISNT YOUR WORK YOU STOLE THIS FROM JESUS” or something