surveying my romance options like
- Josephine: hi. I'm a caring person who is good at her job and wears a bombass outfit. I've made you laugh on several occasions, and giggle once, very enthusiastically. I am best friends with your girl, Leliana, and you love that, because you love her, and because you love me, and you get very emotional about your friends having friends. We haven't had the chance to go too in-depth yet, mostly because you refuse to advance the plot, but whenever the advisers talk, I'm the one you agree with. Also, this is shallow, but you've seen pictures of my voice actor, and boy, oh boy, are you into that.
- Solas: I'm an egg with an eight pack, and you're increasingly into that. I'm smart as hell and I love when you ask me questions and show curiosity about the world, which is great because you literally can't stop asking questions to everyone you meet, and I'm the only one who respects that. I flirt better than you expected, and god do you love flirting. Put me in that sexy armor again and come ask me questions about the worldbuilding.
- Me, a humble player: gosh how do I chose between these two respectable romances??
- Blackwall: I'm fifty and mean
- Sera: I literally just stole Cullen's helmet and farted in it
- Me, a humble player with shitty, shitty taste in shitty, shitty people, sweating very nervously as the Heart Wants What It Wants: fuck. fuck.