but like i thought this was amazing i bought like 3 :)

crazyskinnylove:

voguefrance:

spagettinos:

smilebecauseicant:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!

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Be More Chill Headcanons 3

- After the SQUIP incident Jeremy instantly assumed that Rich wasn’t his friend any more and would go back to bullying him.

- Rich felt the opposite and assumed they’d be even closer friends so one day Rich slapped Jeremy’s back and yelled “Hello Jeremy Queer!!”

- Jeremy was instantly afraid of being bullied over that but no Rich Just Knew The Truth

- Everyone assumes that Jake gives the piggy backs but then Rich shows up out of no where and sweeps him off his feet
- The entire crew makes “don’t move to New Jersey” jokes a lot

- For one of their first dates boyf riends thought they had to do something big and special because Dating God says so. So they went to Wild Woods board walks

- It wasn’t terrible, they walked around, went on rides, bought matching t-shirts, and Jeremy screamed when he dipped his toe into the ocean cuz it was so fucking cold

- But it was pricy, both boys were broke at the end, so now they have simple dates with big ones far between

- “No way, not in my good Christian home.” “Your Jewish, Jeremy”

- Christine sees flowers growing in cracks and get so excited she always stops and takes a picture

- Christine has a photo album on her phone of just things that look nice, she’s very proud of it

- After a while the gang starts using jokes to cope with the SQUIP incident, whenever they fuck something up they said “sorry my SQUIP told me to” “oh did your SQUIP say to do that huh?”

- Michael is very concerned

- Mr Rayes’ SQUIP looked like a giant hot pocket with a mouth

- Rich is the kinda guy who will bite in a fight

- Christine literally snorted in the middle of very quiet homeroom when she heard the line “everything is legal in New Jersey” from Hamilton for the first time

- Jeremy sucks at keeping secrets

- This led to him, after mending their friendship, telling Brooke that Chloe was jealous of her

- Brooke confronted her about it, because “wth Chloe you’re beautiful bby I’m jealous of you” and Chloe ended up confessing “ok so maybe like? I like you? In a not straight way”

- Even before they were dating, anytime someone called Chloe and Brooke the cutest bffs Rich would lean over and say “they’re lesbians Harold”

- One time Michael and Jeremy cried in a Dave and Busters because they saw a giant Rock Em Sock Em and a game for Luigi’s mansion

- Chloe is the friend who drives up to your house unexpected and keeps beeping the horn until you come downstairs.

- She doesn’t give a shit if you’re half naked, “get in loser we’re going shopping”

- Christine has a lazy eye that she can control, sometimes she moves her eye away during photos

- Jenna goes around and does everyone’s nails with colors she thinks suits them, she’ll even do them in the middle of class

- Jenna once painted everyone’s nails in their pride colors and it was amazing

- “Ok so I need to tell you all something but it’s a secret so-” “don’t tell Jenna, got it”

- They all fight over Android vs Apple, it becomes a bloody war, friendships are ruined

- Rich will do any dare you tell him to and it’s scary

- Jake and rich leave really gay notes and presents in each other’s locker

- Jeremy’s locker is literally just a garbage stash, he carries his backpack

- Michael once left weed in his locker by accident (he didn’t mean to bring it to school, he’s a good egg) and it fell out when he opened it and the heart attack he had nearly killed him

- Christine has the decked out locker that has decorations and is overly neat and constantly smells like perfume

- Jenna has stacks of magazines, money, and ten make up bags in her locker, she has all her heavy text books in there

- Rich’s locker is a fucking mess don’t go in there unless you want to be taken to the forsaken school maze of papers from freshman year and moldy snacks

- Jake has so much sports shit in there that everyone tells him he needs a second locker

- Brooke never locks her locker, and she leaves valuable stuff in there sometimes but nope she just lets it all be free for the taking. Yet no one takes

- No one takes because Chloe is right next to her locker, and there’s a rumor Chloe has a knife in hers.

- The rumor is a lie of course, but Chloe doesn’t mind it, so she opens her locker very suspiciously

Gorillaz.

“They say necessity is the mother of invention, but what about television? For this was the unlikely genesis for Gorillaz, the World’s Most Succesful Virtual Band.

Hewlett explains: ‘Damon and I were living together in a flat on Westbourne Grove (in London), and he bought one of the first plasma screens. It was one of those massive ones where we could watch ten channels at the same time, which we did on a big leather couch.’  The pair lost hours watching MTV in particular, which induced in them a growing frustration at what they saw as vertiginous decline in pop culture at the time.  ‘It wasn’t the videos as such, it was the bands. They were so phony and manufactured and they were so clearly playing up to it. It was almost as if in order to be a sellable commodity you had to adapt a character also. Which is fine, but why can’t they do it well? The Monkees were a manufactured band, but they were brilliant. So my question to Damon was, If it’s manufactured, why can’t people do it properly?’

And with that question hanging in the air, the duo set to work. Albarn created the music- a superb collision of musical styles which ram raided the very best chapters of the Pop Encyclopaedia, from reggae to country to psychedelia and dub. And Hewlett designed the band, a quartet of characters with outrageous back stories and outsized personalities to boot.

2D was the charismatic but vacuous frontman and keyboardist, constantly locking horns with the contemptuous bassist Murdoc Niccals. Ten year old Noodle was on guitars, and Russel Hobbs was on drums and percussion, while also possessed of the ability to channel the souls of dead rappers from a fictional hip-hop canon. Together they looked like the coolest group that (n)ever lived, making music and hanging out at the legendary HQ Kong Towers.

The characters were impeccable and the concept immaculate but, crucially, unlike other virtual pop bands such as The Archies, Gorillaz had the killer tunes to match, and soon enough this theoretical band became a very real worldwide success. Heralded by the hits ‘Clint Eastwood’ and ‘19-2000′, the eponymous debut album shot to number 3 in the UK charts, selling over five million copies worldwide. It was outdone, however, by it’s successor Demon Days, which topped the UK charts on release and ended up going platinum five times over; the third album, Plastic Beach, entered the charts at number 2. And then there was also a fourth album, The Fall, released as a free download on the Gorillaz website to fans in the Sub Division fan club. The band broke records in the US, Europe, Australia and beyond, spawned toys and clothing lines, netted Brit and MTV Awards and even, for Hewlett, a Designer of the Year Award from London’s Design Museum in 2006.

With Gorillaz, Albarn and Hewlett didn’t so much push the boundaries of what a band could be as redefine the musical landscape entirely. There is no doubt that the pair more than accomplished what they set out to do- which was to bring about a massive paradigm shift in pop music, and make it cool, credible and relevant for a new generation of impressionable young music fans.

‘That’s why we brought people like Del the Funky Homosapien, Lou Reed, Mos Def and Shaun Ryder on board… When kids like something they tend to immerse themselves in that whole world, so why not make it really cool? I like the thought of a teenager listening to Demon Days and maybe discovering Dennis Hopper and then years later, going on to track down his films. Because that’s what kids do, isn’t it?’” 


- Jamie Hewlett Artbook.

twitter

pairing: lin x reader

prompt: twitter war/their love story (told through twitter tho)

warnings: mentions of sex, swearing?

words: 1,528

a/n: bc i fell in love with hamilbye’s chicken nugget fic (no like seriously it’s the cutest thing i’ve read in my entire life this isn’t even half as good but i hope you like it anyways :)



February 22, 2016 - 7:40 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t understand how people can be so narrow-minded. The world is your oyster. Be open to different interpretations and explanations.

@Y/N:

Got berated by some dude with a ponytail today because I asked why Alexander Hamilton was on the $10

@Y/N:

But thank u for the history lesson. I thought he was our fourth president

@Y/N:

I’m not sure how I passed APUSH


March 30, 2016 - 11:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I just saw a video of @Y/N singing a Regina Spector song at a concert and I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love in my life

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N pls be on the mixtape

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel: i don’t know enough about “the first secretary of treasury who happens to be a badass” and 20 more minutes of things that disqualifies me from this but thx!!

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N *finger guns*


You snickered to yourself at this. It’s not like you were actually pissed or anything. And you couldn’t deny that his play was amazing. He just was a little extra sometimes.


April 19, 2016 - 4:03 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m tired someone help me

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go to bed

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wow1!!1!! Didn’t think of that one!!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you asked for help :)

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how can I repay you for this great suggestion

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel an apology

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’d I do this time

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel for keeping me up

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N post notifs for bae?! <3 luv u

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you wish. i’m writing new music about the “narrow-mindedness of some people”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called? “I got a 2 on the APUSH exam”?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m leaning more towards “I rhymed sun with son


April 22, 2016 - 5:55 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m ordering chinese food and I need an honest opinion on the chicken: sweet or sour?

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N definitely sweet

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrong

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N IT’S AN OPINION


April 30, 2016 - 6:59 a.m.

@Lin_Miranda:

Thought I rode next to @Y/N on the subway this morning. It turned out to be a loud man

@Y/N:

Thought I saw @Lin_Miranda at the subway station yesterday. Turned out to be just a rat

@livelovelin:

@Y/N @Lin_Miranda this has progressed from silly flirting to relentless savagery and i’m concerned


May 1, 2016 - 12:09 p.m.

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda what happened with u and @Y/N ?

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamiltonorsomething ask her!

@Y/N:

@hamiltonorsomething nothing he’s just annoying

@Lin_Miranda:

@Y/N @hamiltonorsomething I think you meant amazing, energetic, handsome, compassionate… shall I continue?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Miranda not unless you’re describing a dog

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda @Y/N woOf


May 5, 2016 - 11:21 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Found out @Y/N was at the show tonight. Care to explain?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel my best friend treated me with tickets for my birthday. It was her gag gift.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did you thank her

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N is ur friend cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N am I cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel well…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :///////

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u like the show

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u get the flowers I sent to you office for your birthday

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah :)

@hamforham:

@Lin_Miranda you bought @Y/N flowers??!!

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamforham @Y/N ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


May 23, 2016 - 7:03 a.m.

@Y/N:

I was doing a crossword puzzle and the clue was “snakelike fish” @Lin_Manuel any ideas? Three letters with an L…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sure! Are you positive it doesn’t happen to have the same about of letters as your name?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel, no. that was 4 down: long reigning queen.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I thought that was 8 across: savage

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel how do u go from asshole to friend in .00293 seconds

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N (it’s probably eel)


July 4, 2016 - 7:08 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Bit of a crazy fourth.
My aunt: That’s your 3rd plate
My sister: That’s your 3rd husband 

@Y/N

@Lin_Manuel: I SCREAMED

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sounds like you in bed!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel like you’d know that

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N um you have cooties…


August 8, 2016 - 5:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m debating whether to wear the gold or the silver bow tie tonight. Gold is the color of winners, but silver is dashing.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go with the silver and come second for a change

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N trust me, you’ll always come first in my heart

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N and literally

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m avoiding you all night.


August 8, 2016 - 7:12 p.m.

@baldlin:

should i be concerned that there are no photos of @Lin_Manuel and @Y/N at the show yet

@Lin_Manuel:

@baldlin probably not. Seeing as she’s sitting next to me right now. (She looks really pretty. But don’t tell her I said that.)

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m next to you, dork


August 11, 2016 - 8:05 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m not sure whether to watch the Lion King or the Little Mermaid

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N you’re joking, right? The Little Mermaid is obvi the way to go

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel just bc you said that I’m gonna watch the Lion King

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :(

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’ll watch the little mermaid with you a different day

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’s this weekend sound?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel did u just ask me on a date…
over twitter…
in front of all ur fans…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I mean we’ll have to sit on other sides of the room so I don’t catch your cooties but yeah

@Y/N: 

@Lin_Manuel text me the deets, dork


August 13, 2016 - 8:20 a.m.

@linterallyscreaming:

@Y/N how was the date with @Lin_Manuel ?

@Y/N:

@linternallyscreaming if I’m being honest… :) he’s the reason we have safety warnings on everything.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N @linternallyscreaming says the girl who literally broke my bed last night

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel THAT IS OUT OF CONTEXT


August 30, 2016 - 9:30 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N are you from France bc madamn

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel are you from Africa bc Kenya not


September 13, 2016 - 7:06 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Good morning! 
Okay so @Y/N went home and then brought me back coffee this morning and she put salt in it instead of sugar. I’m still not sure if it was on purpose or not

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel next time it will be on purpose.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N next time just make it at my place.


September 15, 2016 - 2:02 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

People who make your heart smile are so important in the world


October 8, 2016 - 1:07 a.m.

@Y/N:

Okay so you know that feeling when you almost drop something but like rlly quick catch it and everyone is like OHHHH
You’re gonna find someone who makes you feel like that all the time


October 26, 2016 - 3:09 p.m. 

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N looks fire in her latest shoot

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you have to say that we’re dating


October 30, 2016 - 6:47 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wrote a song about you today

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel what’s it called

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N “she didn’t know APUSH but she knew me”


November 22, 2016 - 10:08 a.m.

@Y/N:

Just left @Lin_Manuel at the airport. His flight was at 8, I just didn’t want to leave him yet.


November 22, 2016 - 3:25 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N landed. Please don’t make me cry.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N too late

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the security guard just asked if I was okay and I explained to him out lives for the past 40 minutes.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N it hasn’t even been 24 hours and life sucks without you.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel life sucks without u :’(

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I love you

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you’re okay

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel jk I love you too


November 29, 2016 - 9:06 p.m.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrote a song about you today

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel “I miss you please come home”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N just started crying in the cab. I’ll be home soon.


December 3, 2016 - 8:56 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I hope you all got your Hamilton Mixtape! It’s got some really talented people and so really cool stuff!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel remember when you asked me to be on the mixtape

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N remember when you asked why Hamilton was on the ten dolla


December 7, 2016 - 4:51 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N picked me up at the airport with a dog in the backseat. I don’t know who I was more excited to see.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I think we both know who you were more excited to see

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the dog?


December 19, 2016 - 1:19 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’ve almost spoiled @Y/N ‘s Christmas gift four times. I need self control.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel tell me

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N DONT DO THIS TO ME


December 24, 2016 - 2:05 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t know if I’m more excited to have a girlfriend for Christmas because of the chance to kiss under the mistletoe

@Lin_Manuel:

(There is LOTS of mistletoe in our house)

@Lin_Manuel:

Or if because it means I get to eat extra cookie dough she’s baking rn


January 15, 2017 - 9:00 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

You’re so pretty I can’t look directly at you.
You’re an eclipse.
Good morning.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel i’m right next to you, dork

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’d I get so lucky

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel it was honestly the rant about Hamilton last year

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N love me anyways?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel love you always.

Free 65" 4k TV, thanks for the great customer service!

In 2014 I ordered a 65” 4k TV online from a popular company, Paid about $1700 and some change for it. It was one of the first 4k TV’s available. No 4k content is available at this time but I needed a TV and it seemed like the logical choice to be ready for the future. Biggest TV yet, so big in fact that not only can you watch TV but you can get a tan at the same time from the screen, yeee ha!

Fast forward to Dec 2015. 4k Content is now available, yay! However I was not able to play 4K content on my 4k TV. WTF? After I bought my TV, the industry decided to integrate some sort of encryption called HDCP 2.2 between the media player and the TV. This new standard required the TV to have a decoder now, which my TV did not have. HDCP 2.2 is copy prevention technology designed to make it hard for someone to copy a 4k movie. Because that’s never failed with every media type in the past right? All players use HDCP 2.2 including Cable boxes and such so I could not view 4k now or in the future, ever.

First I called the company I bought it from, they said call the market place vendor, I called them and they said contact the Manufacturer. The Manufacturer is the one that told me about the new encryption requirement and there wasn’t going to be any recalls or updates available.

So I called the company I ordered it from and communicated the findings and I said I’d like a partial refund. I paid a premium for 4k and didn’t received it. Other than that I’m happy with the TV. Looking at similar TVs without 4k I averaged out the difference and suggested that amount, just a couple hundred.

I didn’t think it was fair to request an exchange or a full refund. So that’s what I asked for. Lot of phone transfers later they told me no, contact the market place vendor. I did, same thing. Went back and forth with managers and supervisors. Everyone was nice but both I and the other parties were firm where we stood.

What I was asking for I felt was pretty reasonable. I spent a few thousand a year with this vendor for over a decade, never asked for anything until now. I was shown the door.

This point I figured I’d give the law a try. Haven’t taken anyone to small claims before and don’t even know if I could take a business to one. But I figured worst case I’ll lose $100 bucks in court filing fees, could lose but gain knowledge of the system and how everything works. Cheap education is the way I looked at it.

Figured since they wouldn’t be reasonable, why should I? Now I’m seeking a full refund and keeping the TV (for my time). So I performed a couple hours of research and came up with my plan. First I sent a certified letter to the main company gave them thirty days’ notice, if I didn’t hear anything I was filling in small claims. I heard nothing.

So I stopped by the local court house because they don’t have the documents online. How I’m going to sue is all about the advertisement which states “Watch all your favorite TV and Movies in 4k!” To date I haven’t been able to do that, I can also prove I’d never be able too.

This point you’re thinking I will sue for False Advertising. That would make sense. But at least in my state that is not an item you can sue for in small claims. This is where my research came in handy. I filed for breach of contract. The contract being the advertisement stating “Watch all your favorite TV and Movies in 4k!”. That was the purchase agreement. I included my evidence and print screens of the advertisements along with my invoice.

Wasn’t sure what was going to happen. I mean the TV at this point is over a year old already. I’m sure they are going to get me on “past the return date”, which has been there position from the start on why they wouldn’t help me.

Two weeks until the hearing I received a letter from the court. I didn’t understand it entirely so I called the court house. They said the company didn’t respond to the Summons so I would not be required to show up for court. If the party did end up showing up the case wouldn’t be heard, a new court date would be set to which we would all attend. If the company doesn’t show I win by default.

I didn’t realize courts worked this way and it saved me taking time off work, how awesome!

Company never showed, I won by default. They sent an appeal a day late past the dead line, but what really sealed the deal is they forgot to sign it lol. To clarify I’m not entirely certain if that was called an appeal. The form they sent intended to force the case out of small claims and up a tier to the next level of court so they could bring in a lawyer.

To clarify some states an attorney may represent you in small claims, other states they cannot. My state you are required to represent yourself. In this case the company would have to fly a company rep out for the hearing.

I made sure to e-mail and CC all parties I communicated with thru this entire ordeal to let them know I won and asked when I would receive my check. I did that to illustrate how much a few hundred buck refund request set them back. $1700 and some change, $100 and some change for court fees, and a free 65” TV.

There was one rep I singled out because they were quite rude to me. After sending that e-mail I sent another one to that special person . I wish I could find it. But it included me standing in front of the TV with a smile in a pose like I’m show casing the TV for a sale, lol. I inserted that sucker right in the body of the e-mail to save them the task of double clicking the attachment. No response sadly.

I spoke to their legal department, after asking for my check they said an appeal was sent. I said “You sent it a day late and didn’t sign it, I won the judgment “Now what?” I was placed on hold while they checked and confirmed the fax they sent was indeed unsigned and past the cutoff date. “Oh, well send the check”.

I deposited the check using my Bank phone app. Why? So I could frame the judgment papers with the physical check in the frame. It’s been hanging on my wall since. Never thought I’d walk away with a couple thousand dollar TV for a couple of hours of work. Great trade.

Gets better. So I looked around and there was one company that makes this decryption device for this exact purpose! For people that bought 4k when it was bleeding edge and never got to use it. I think I paid like 200 bucks for it. Once it arrived I connected it and it does work! I can now use my Roki in 4k and watch 4k content, looks amazing! About a week later the company that made the decryption device HD-Fury was sued and they had to take it off their website. I was pretty lucky to get one when I did. Been going strong 3 years watching 4k Content pretty happy.

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Anonymous asked:

dom ceo!jimin & reader + “I’ve had this plug in me all day, when do I get to feel your cock instead?”

➾ 3.2k

➾ 1/13 parts for jimin’s smutfest 2017/ jimin’s birthday celebration


Amazon is a fucking liar, and you have half a mind to sue them for putting wrong information on their website. What they listed as ‘discreet packaging’ ended up being a clear, see-through bag with no sort of protective wrapping at all, and you’re fuming.

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Coffee Shops and Scars

Request: “hello there! your works are absolutely amazing and I enjoy reading them so much~ keep doing what you do!!! I would love to request a soulmate au where both newt and reader can feel and witness each other’s pain and even fresh wounds on their own body!! (eg. if newt gets a paper cut, so does the reader at the same time) welcome to the angst train _(:3/”

Word Count: 3,434

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Warning: Mentions of blood

Requested by @ah-excuse-me but also tagging @caseoffics and @red-roses-and-stories


Your friend holds a bowl of popcorn out to you when it happens.

You curse and grab your arm, curling up and grimacing.

“Again?” Is all Maria says, placing the bowl back in her lap and taking a handful of popcorn.

You groan. “I’m going to kill this idiot when I meet him.”

She laughs. “You’re going to kill your soulmate?”

“Yes.” You grumble.

“Well, how bad is it this time?” She crunches the popcorn in her mouth as the two of you ignore the record droning on in the background.

You remove your hand from your bicep. A red patch of skin grows under where your hand was clutched, bubbling up in the center. You hiss at the sight.

“Oh, that’s disgusting. Do you have your medkit?”

You nod, squeezing your eyes shut. “How the hell did he get a burn there?” You mumble, reaching to your hip and unlatching the medkit you carry with you. It holds everything from tiny bandages to a tourniquet. The tourniquet was a joke gift from another friend when they’d noticed all the scars covering your body, but you’re not so sure you won’t need it someday.

“Leaned against an open oven?”

“With their upper arm?”

She shrugs, tossing more popcorn into her mouth. “Possible.”

“Whatever.” You dig around in the bag and find the bottle of burn cream. You’d bought it six months before and used half of it already.

Maria looks back to the record player, watching the disk spin. “You’re missing the best part of the song.”

“I’m sorry, I’m a little busy.” You spit. You’d been having a perfectly good night before your soulmate had to go and do something stupid.

You finish applying the burn cream when a deep cut suddenly rips opens on your left forearm. A trail of blood rushes out of it, dripping onto your blanket before you can grab anything.

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jimin scenario | countdown

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Your soulmate watch is set to go off on the same day that you meet BTS with your little sister…

prompt: My little sibling wants to meet their favourite idol for Christmas. You’re their “present”

pairing: jimin x reader

requested by @sunshinepizzas | 3.8k words | fluff, soulmate au


Why that date? Why not any other date?

That date is set to be special for you – it’s the day that your soulmate watch will stop counting down the hours, minutes, seconds until your fateful meeting with the person you’ll love for the rest of your life, determined before you were born, set aside for you by the fates that pull stars and move seas. But it’s also a special date for your sister – it’s the day that her favourite group will be visiting your city for a fan meet, and you, being the amazing sibling you are, have managed to get her tickets.

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Wrong Place Wrong Time (1)

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Part 1 of an ongoing series, enjoy :)
A fanfic for a more Mature audience due to violence and language. Read at your own risk :)

Themes=😖,🌟,💣,🎭. (☠️- Harm towards characters and Strong language.)

Summary: You end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and it has negative repercussions. Main characters include: Reader and EXO.

Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6 Part 7  Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19  Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29 Part 30 Part 31 Part 32 Part 33 Part 34 Part 35 (Final)

Word Count: 2,467 


“Chanyeol no I can’t, honestly!” You whined, trying to pull your arm out of his tight grip, but his grasp was too tight and he continued to drag you along with him.

“Quit complaining Y/N, this will all be worth it. I promise”. He dragged you round a corner and you could hear the sound of muted music not far away.
You and Chanyeol had been close friends since he was 14 and you were 12. 10 years and counting. He lived across the street from your house, you’d noticed him often and saw him in the neighbourhood of course, but you never spoke to him. It wasn’t until the day that you had realised that you were in the same school that you began to speak, sometimes he’d speak to you during lunch breaks, depending on his mood but mostly you’d walk home together or watch a film at one another’s, it always felt good knowing someone in an older year group. It had made you feel like the ‘it’ girl and you couldn’t lie about the fact that you enjoyed the jealousy that other girls elicited, he was cute after all, but you had only ever really seen him as a brother and that was good enough for you.
Ever since you had started working as an apprentice at a business firm last year, Chanyeol was constantly trying to make you spend more time with him since he didn’t really see you much in the day. He worked too, although he didn’t have specific shifts, it seemed as though he could be called out whenever. Chanyeol never really went into depth about his job and so you didn’t really know what his occupation was over the last 4 years. You assumed his job wasn’t one he could boast about and so you didn’t want to pry and push him to explain himself if that wasn’t what he was willing to do.

So here you currently were, standing outside of a club that you really didn’t have the time for and just as equally, didn’t have the desire to be at.
“Chanyeol seriously,” you groaned “I have an important meeting with the boss tomorrow, I have to be on my top form, I don’t have time for this”

“You’ve been saying that to me for the past year Y/N. You really should make time for your friends you know.” He smacked you lightly on the wrist as if scolding you and pulled you inside the club.

Music was blaring out loud, lights dancing around the room. The night was young, yet there were already a number of drunken people on the dance floor. Great, you thought to yourself rolling your eyes.

“Don’t be such a killjoy Y/N” Chanyeol nudged you in the back with his elbow. You sighed frowning up at him.

“You know I can’t stand drunken people Chan, and clubs for that matter.” You looked around the room in disgust, and felt a sense of defeat as you came to the realisation that Chanyeol would not permit you to leave anytime soon. He dragged you towards the bar and made you sit on a stool.
“I’m not thirsty” You said dully looking at how his hair that had turned a bright purple under the fluorescent lights.

“You don’t have to be.” He said, sliding a glass of something or other across the bar towards you. “Drink up” He clinked his glass against yours, and downed whatever was in his cup in one breath. You quirked your brow and shook your head at him.

“Why?” you asked, screwing your face in disgust. He laughed at your reaction and pulled a face back.
“Why not?”
You shook your head again, thinking of the many ways in which you could try to escape this situation, but nothing came to mind, so unfortunately for you, you were stuck. You tried to pass time by scrolling through your phone, whilst Chanyeol bought himself another drink and finished yours for you, when a familiar looking man walked up to the two of you. You recognised his short dark hair and big round eyes, he walked up to Chanyeol, the height difference growing even more apparent the closer he got.
“So you decided to come then?” he stared at Chanyeol, looking seriously unimpressed. Chanyeol jumped spilling some of the drink in his cup on his shirt.
“Ahhh, Shit –Kyungsoo, man what the fu- you scared me asshole.”

“Pay more attention then.” He replied in a less than bothered tone. “How many times have I told you, it’s D.O. when we’re out here!?” He paused for a moment, just noticing you were there, he glanced over at you, his expression unchanging then turned back to Chanyeol. “Why did you bring her here?”

You scoffed. Stupid prick you thought to yourself, you had bumped into Kyungsoo on more than one occasion and he made it very clear that he wasn’t your biggest fan. Although he never outwardly did or said anything to offend you, it was his expressions that pissed you off the most; he just always looked angry and unimpressed to see you, and then spoke about you to Chanyeol like you weren’t there. One time you’d even heard him say to Chanyeol that he should no longer continue to have a friendship with you, who did this prick think he was. You scoffed again looking down at your phone screen and waiting impatiently for Chanyeol to defend your honour and to be honest he wasn’t doing an amazing job at it.

“Come on Kyungsoo –”

“D.O.”

“Whatever. Look it’s not a bad night out, we’re alright tonight. Okay just chill out” he patted him on the back, and took a quick look at you over his shoulder. You were still scrolling on your screen but were looking at them in your tunnel vision. Pathetic, one of your oldest friends couldn’t even stick up for you properly.

“That’s not the point Chanyeol, how many times have I told you not to mix business with pleasure, this place isn’t a joke. You of all people should know that. Get her out of here now.” You could just about hear them over the loud music. What was Kyungsoo talking about, business and pleasure? Did Chanyeol work here at the club?

“Kyungsoo, I –”

“D.O.! God damn it Chanyeol! And no, just get her out!`” he hissed taking a quick peek at you over his shoulder then signalling for the bartender to pour him a drink. Chanyeol took a deep breath and stood up from his stool walking over to you.
“We should go Y/N” he said poking your leg playfully.
On any other day you would’ve been more than happy for him to request you leave the club. In fact 10 minutes ago you would’ve been happy at his suggestion. But now not so much, only because you felt you had to prove a point to Kyungsoo.

“No I’m fine, I’ve just started easing in” You smiled up at him, and signalled to the bartender for a drink.

“But you have work tomorrow, I wouldn’t want you to get too tired or drunk or anything” Chanyeol laughed nervously, why was he acting so strangely and why was he actually following Kyungsoo’s orders.
“Oh?” you hung your head on the side, looking directly into his eyes. “So now you care about my work? I’m fine Chanyeol I’m staying put and I handle my drink, you know getting drunk isn’t my thing.”

“You should listen to your friend” Kyungsoo said, lifting his head to look at you, his expression still blank. “This is no place for a woman who has work early in the morning. A hangover isn’t the best outfit to wear to work now, is it?”
Such a condescending bastard. You let a shaky breath through the best fake smile you could plaster on your face.
“Thanks for your concern, but once again, I can handle myself. Thanks. Kyungsoo” you added spitefully at the end. He glowered at you momentarily then dragged his eyes away and back down to his cup. You smiled to yourself and let out a breath of victory. If your friend wasn’t going to defend you, you’d do it yourself.
Just then another man approached you, He was a little bit taller than Kyungsoo and his black hair was parted down the middle, showing way to his forehead, you found that you couldn’t tear your eyes from his boxed jaw as he spoke.

“I’ve just got word from upstairs that they’re lurking. Have you got anything on you?” He looked between both Kyungsoo and Chanyeol. Kyungsoo nodded whilst Chanyeol shook his head

“Why haven’t you got your –” The guy paused and stared at you for a minute. Sighing heavily he turned his attention back to Chanyeol. “How many times have I told you not to bring your whores to the club Chan?”
Whore! Who the fuck was he calling a whore!?

“She’s not a whore” Chanyeol frowned, taking a step closer to you. The second guy laughed lightly and smiled and Chanyeol.
“So what is she? A ‘lady of the evening’ Chanyeolie, a whore is a whore, stop being so modest” he smiled smugly and eyed you up and down hungrily, making you feel sick. You were so ready to punch him in the face.
“She’s not a whore, she’s his friend” Kyungsoo said. His expression finally changing, into one of disgust, but it changed nonetheless.
“What” The second guy frowned, looking at your face “So you’re not a whore? Then what are you doing here?”
“No Jongdae, she’s not a whore. Stop it” Chanyeol pouted, irritation evident on his face.
Jongdae. Waste of a nice name you thought to yourself.

“Why the fuck are you calling me Jongdae out here? And where are your arms?” Jongdae flicked Chanyeol in the forehead.
“Because he’s an asshole, he’s been calling me Kyungsoo all night. And also because, again, he is an asshole” Kyungsoo grunted and threw Chanyeol a look of disgust.
Just then the music cut and you heard a loud bang. Followed by a handful of screams.
“Oh my God, what was that?” your eyes were wondering around the room frantically trying to find where the noise came from. But you couldn’t see much as there were people running about widely.
“Chanyeol I told you to get your friend out of here, what part of that didn’t you understand!” Kyungsoo shouted, this time his face was alight with rage, and he pulled out a gun from his inner blazer pocket.
Oh my God. Your eyes widened and you began to panic, why did he have a gun. What was going on. Without even having the chance to think, Chanyeol grabbed your wrist and pulled you off of the stool towards the door, but when you had reached, a lanky man standing there with what looked like a machete was blocking the exit. He smiled at you coyly causing Chanyeol to step back, his grip still tight around your wrist.
“Fuck!” He shouted running with you back to the bar where Jongdae and Kyungsoo were still standing, but this time armed.

Oh, it had just clicked. Arms.

“Why the fuck is she still here?” Jongdae screamed at Chanyeol “And why the fuck didn’t you bring your arms?”
“The doors blocked. And we were supposed to be good tonight! This isn’t my fault”
“Have you ever heard of an ambush Chanyeol? God damn it!” Jongdae ran a hand through his hair in anger.
“Stop arguing you two” Kyungsoo grumbled handing Chanyeol a glass bottle. Chanyeol knocked it against the counter of the bar, smashing the end, he was left behind with a jagged weapon.

“Chan- Chanyeol, what are you doing, what’s happening?” You whimpered, tears forming in the back of your eyes. You were so scared and you needed some air otherwise you were sure you’d pass out.
“Don’t ask him stupid questions right now whore. Can’t you see we’re busy?” Jongdae hissed at you, slipping a gun out of his back pocket and disappearing to the end of the dance floor.

“She’s seen too much” Kyungsoo shook his head at you, you were sure you’d never seen anyone so angry in your life and you were dangerously close to bursting out crying.
“Just get her out of here, through the back Chanyeol, we’ll discuss this later. Suho is not going to be happy!”
Chanyeol grabbed your wrist again pulling you towards the back of club, near the DJ kit.

“Chanyeol, what’s going on?” You cried, unable to hold back your tears any longer, you were terrified and your heart was beating wildly against your chest.

“Don’t ask me questions right now Y/N” he shouted, he sounded so hostile; he had never sounded like this before. You were wondering whether or not it was actually Chanyeol you heard, because it was impossible for such a friendly giant to be this type of way.
You had just approached the corner, about to make it out through the emergency exit when all of a sudden a man with a knife had jumped out of the shadows towards you. Chanyeol let go of your hand, pushing you to the ground. You landed hard on your back, closing your eyes wincing at the pain. When you opened your eyes again you saw Chanyeol pushing the broken bottle into the man’s neck and ripping it out again, he pushed him down on the floor beside you and stomped on his windpipe with the heel of his foot.
You let out a blood curdling scream. “Oh my God Chanyeol. You –Oh my God” You were hyperventilating shock was starting to kick in and you couldn’t breathe.
“It was either you or him, which did you prefer?!” He shouted “Now get up and let’s get out!” but you were paralysed in your spot, unable to move. Sighing he picked you up and threw you over his shoulders, running outside through the emergency exit.

You had been outside for a minute now, regaining your breath. Chanyeol had positioned you between the wall and his body so you could stay upright. Just as you were finally beginning to calm down. A car screeched to a halt beside you. It was blacked out and you couldn’t see who was in there at all. The window was wound down and a gun thrown out. Chanyeol caught it with his right hand and pushed you towards the car.

 “Get in” he said gruffly.

 “What?” You breathed, barely a whisper.

 “I said get in the fucking car Y/N and be quick about it!” He held the gun up to your head. Not making him repeat himself a second time you walked towards the back door, when it swung open from the inside.

“Get in, whore.”

anonymous asked:

This sounded cute to me, but idk. Mc moving in with rfa+V+saeran? Like getting a house or apartment together. (or in jumin's case a giant ass penthouse, smh rich people)

A/N: I just wow i loVE THIS okay thank you ~Admin 404

Smh rich people indeed (i had way too much fun with V and i had to stop myself from going on and on) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:
-I think the two of you would end up with a small apartment to start out! Move up to a house a while after he starts his career
-Your living room is only part living room. Everyone has to fight each other to sit on the couch when they visit
-It’s only part living room because y’all spoil Lisa to no eND so there’s a huge cat tree and a ton of cat play houses jumin approves and actually gets a few of the playhouses for y’all
-Sure you could have made that extra room a cat room but???? No???
-Game room????
-IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST ROOM IN Y’ALLS APARTMENT it’s decked out in all of your nerdy-gaming related things (figures, posters, games themselves) and seriously it’s just pride and joy nerd
-Your bedroom is overrun with plushies, neither of you can really tell whose is whose anymore
-He makes you breakfast every day! The first day, he tried to bring it to you in bed but that was a disaster when he tripped over the plushies and you woke up with an omelette on your face
-Y’alls apartment is covered in cute things- stickers are everywhere, homemade gifts and decorations, and it just looks kinda like pinterest threw up in the apartment
-Your kitchenware is SO CUTE like your ladle is nessie, your measuring cups are whale shapes, and he has these cartoon cups that he tried hiding from you but they’re just so cute you can’t help yourself

*JUMIN:
-Y’all didn’t have to get a new place, he just moved you into his penthouse i mean didn’t he already in his route, LMAO
-But anything you want, he will get it for you
-He has a lot more cat shaped things than you originally thought though
-Like cat shaped bowls, has a few coffee mugs with cats on them, things like that
-NOW THAT Y’ALL LIVE TOGETHER YOU GET TO SEE THOSE SWEAT PANTS HE’S TALKED ABOUT, HALLELUJAH
-He gives you complete control of decorating but it’s like??? Jumin I wanted to do this together???
-So he helps pick out throw pillows, new art pieces, anything you ask him to do
-The one thing he requires is a tON OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU
-FRAMED, HANGING, EVERYWHERE
-Seriously there’s a painting of the two of you plus Elizabeth hanging up in the house but at least it’s adorable <3

*SAEYOUNG:
-Also just moves you into his house
- i mean why not, it’s big enough
-IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A FUCKING DORK
-Y’all don’t even sleep in your bed for like the first week, you two are having pillow forts in the living room
-You can have a room to yourself, for whatever you’re passionate about. Gaming? He has a room for that, he’ll share. Art? Room for you. A room dedicated to your favourite figurines from your favourite games or shows? He’ll have to get you a separate room he isn’t sharing his
-He’s got plates that are planets and they’re AMAZING y’all i almost bought some the other day omg
-But he’s such a brat, like he plays pranks on you to wake you up
-You’ve woken up to whipped cream in the face more times than you can count but you’ve also woken him up with cold water soooo
-No item in the house is safe from you two “playing” if you catch my drift wink wonk
-Saeran hates both of you so much

*SAERAN:
-Definitely not used to having you actually live with him
-You walked in the bathroom while he was in the shower and you never knew that he could scream so high pitched
-Black out curtains throughout the house because???? The sunlight sucks
-He’s actually lowkey really cute and likes to put pictures of the two of you in frames and just put them on bookshelves or hang them up
-But then he like denies that he puts them up??? “Idk how it got there, it looks terrible” uh yeah okay
-YOUR KITCHEN IS THE MOST DECKED OUT ROOM because the two of you actually really like to cook and it’s a bonding thing <3
-Otherwise, your bedroom is decked out with the comfiest bed, blankets, and coolest TV because MOVIE MARATHONS
-Every time you buy some cute little ceramic animals you can’t find it ten minutes later. He hides them in various places because he hates them
-Actually really loves the idea of painting the ceiling like the sky with some clouds but only in the bedroom, the rest of the house cannot deal with that
-The two of you pick out everything together! Everything has nice neutral tones,everything goes together perfectly (just like the two of you aw cuties)

*ZEN
- with zen, it wasn’t a slow move in where u just kinda left things at his house and things slowly collected over time
- nah that’s not Zen’s style
- of course he would make a big deal about you moving in
- “mC YOU CAN’T STAY OVER WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF US”
- “Zen we’ve already done the diddly do, what r u ashamed of”
- honestly ur lucky he didn’t make y’all wait til after you guys got married
- but it’s worth the wait!!!
- Zen completely redid his place just for you <3
- he denies the fact that jumin helped him but u know jumin did
- it’s so cute!!!
- piCTURES OF U EVERYWHERE
- the kitchen has a whole lot of sweet things bc he knows u love sweets
-there’s a sex swing in his bedroom
- Seeing Zen in sweats??? H O T
- Zen sees in ur pajamas? He suddenly has to go shower???
- Poor you gets roped into Zen’s workouts
- he claims it’s ur fault since ur sweets are fattening him up
-  living with him is super peaceful tho???
- he has self care days??? Who does that???
- face masks, bubble baths with candles, treats himself to mani pedis
- and he takes such good care of you!
- because of him, you eat more healthy! The sweets are treats okay
- and because of you, zen becomes a little more lowkey because you can’t always handle his dramatic ass everyone in the group chat kisses ur feet for that
- You two brought out the best in each other <3
 
*JAEHEE
- honestly her apartment is the tiniest thing in the world
- like you know the episode of Futurama where Fry moves in with Bender?
- yeah, that small
- you guys end up finding a super cute apartment!!!
- it is on the smaller side but it’s super cozy
- flowers everywhere!!! You want the place bright for when Jaehee comes home from work <3
- y’all have too many pillows on your bed and sofas but it’S WORTH IT
- there’s a little reading nook you guys managed to create!
- also, all the RFA hoes come over all the time
- no matter what u guys do, u can’t stop it
- one time you couldn’t get rid of Saeyoung for weeks because Jaehee figured out DIY Honey Buddha chips
- as much as you two protest, one day futons magically appeared on the floor for them
- Jaehee is the sweetest roommate!!!
- she always leaves u little notes everywhere to let u know she loves you
- she folds down the page corners of store catalogues if she thinks you’d like them
- and she always somehow has a cup of coffee ready for you whenever u need it???
- she’s a magician
- and you always makes sure she eats and rests enough <3
 
*V
- You guys get a house together!
- You needed a room for work and he needed a room for his art, so an apartment was definitely out of the question
- you love decorating the house with him???
- hE MAKES EVERYTHING SO CUTE
- He hung up Christmas lights in your room! Who does that! V’s hipster ass, that’s who
- Polaroids and other pictures eVERYWHERE
- and of course this guys gets a record player
- he puts it in the kitchen and he dances with you in the kitchen when you two cook together
- actually he just dances with you when he can, music or not
- you guys end up having a mini library because V is super into learning about other cultures??? He has books on everything u can name
- he ends up taking u out like every week for aesthetic pics, you cant get out of it no matter what
- sometimes he makes you get up to watch the sunrise with him
- it’s okay tho, u get back at him with a nERF WAR
- and sometimes you use a marshmallow shooter against him randomly
- “hey mc have u seen m-“
- “have U SEEN BOFA DEEZ NUTS”
- he just stands there getting hit by marshmallow as he stares off into the distance
- think of the scene from parks and rec when Andy shoots Ben with marshmallows
- honestly u two are so cute and silly together, and all is right in the world

laelaloo  asked:

Okay, I'm looking to get a cockatiel. I've been looking into them for WEEKS now, but I still feel unprepared, and I really want to get some actual first-hand knowledge from a person. I'm really not sure what to ask specifically! ^^; Any tips you'd give me, this being my second bird--after a budgie--and my first cockatiel? (Any knowledge at all would be helpful! from recommended cage size to what might be a good healthy diet!~) Please and thank you~~

hey darling!!! god sorry its taken me forty years to get to my ask, i’ve been so swamped at work IT SUCKS

THIS IS GONNA BE LONG

OKAY, HERE IS THE INFO I CAN GIVE YA FOR A COCKATIEL:

1) ALWAYS ADOPT. i know you see that cute birbo in the pet store window, but please, PLEASE, refrain from purchasing him.  there are currently THOUSANDS of homeless birds in north america alone that need you to be their guardian. i know you want to save that baby from the pet store, but doing so continues the cycle.  they’ll just replace him and the horror continues.

2) GET THE BIGGEST CAGE YOU CAN AFFORD! do not listen to what the pet store clerk says (lol i worked in a pet store and straight up i would discourage people from birds EVERYDAY and tell them to rescue and that none of our cages are big enough, and they listened and adopted and im surprised the boss didn’t find out and fire me HAHAHHA) i would go to a bird specialty store to find your cage - you want to make sure it is durable enough, the bar spacing is correct (for a cockatiel you want them no more than half an inch space, theyre little and you dont want them to get stuck!!) i suggest powder coated cages, they’re easiest to clean the poop out of!!!!

3) GOOD DIET IS SO IMPORTANT. STAY AWAY FROM SEED!!!! seed despite popular belief is not very good for them.  it causes fatty liver disease and can make them ill and shorten their lifespan. (rose is now put on milk thistle-it buffersthe liver, as from the shit sanctuary she was from… god knows what she ate so now im in the process of getting her liver spiffy clean!) a good PELLET DIET is SO, SO SO SO IMPORTANT. and dont be discouraged, it is very hard to change a birb from seed diet to pellet.  so you have to change it over gradually and honestly, it can take a year to get that done.  rose is picky as hell, but i found a pellet she likes which are the Zupreem fruit pellets.  they’re not the healthiest, but they’ll do as now she is eating by herself.  i used to have to hand feed her ALL THE TIME like the diva she is.

 Here is a list of good pellets!! (from best to ok)

- Goldenfeast Goldenobles (quinoa based instead of corn, i wanna change rose to this when she’s ready!!)

- Harrisons Fine High Potency (start with high potency and then go to adult formula - gives em the nutrients they need for switching. corn based, and not my fav but it is vet reccommended but id say goldenfeast is better as corn aint that great)

- Pretty Bird (fruity and like, kinda okay? its better than zupreem lmfao but its very sweet, and makes their poo colourful)

- Zupreem (available at most pet stores, comes in fruit, veggie, nut, and natural flavours. what Rose eats and its a pretty good food. i believe its corn and soy based, not the best, and there is sugar in it, but its a good starter for your bird as they will most likely eat it because its colourful and sweet!!! from having Rose on a pellet diet - her plumage looks AMAZING)

all those brands come in different size pellets, i would go with the SMALLEST as it is easier for them to eat, and if you mix it with seed it kinda blends in hehe

4) DON’T JUST FEED PELLETS. A birbos diet should be 80% pellets (give or take) and 20% fruits, veggies, grains, and good stuff!!!! making a chop is a good idea, and you can freeze it and take out some everyday for their breakfast/dinner!!! Rose is very picky, and a rescue may be too, but do some research on what good fresh foods are good for birds!!! rose’s fav are zuchinni, peppers, pasta, scrambled egg (shes obsessed with egg) and chinese snow pear!!!

5) LOTS OF TOYS, AND THINGS TO DO!!! PIMP out their cage with dope toys, various perches and material (AVOID SAND ONES, HURTS THEIR TOES. get natural wood, rope (if u know they wont shred and accidentally eat it) and various thicknesses!!!) and im not saying spend a fortune (whcih i have with rose omfg) undyed popsicle sticks are amazing, paper, toilet paper rolls, cardboard etc they LOVE. but also, a good store bought toy is nice too!!! but most you can make from home!! plus i have a store where i have handmade toys, ill be posting more selection too!!

6) BE PATIENT WITH THE BABY! they most likely won’t warm up to you RIGHT AWAY (i mean they might, depends on their personality!) so do not feel discouraged if they dont want to play or cuddle right away. and heck, they may not even like cuddles. they’re as much as individuals as we are as humans. rose is usually attached to my shoulder all day, but some days honestly she just plays by herself and doesn’t want me to play with her HAHAHA. when you bring them home, introduce them to their cage and let them hang inside and get used to it.  sit near them and chat and offer some millet and let them come to you.  its a whole new world for them, so allow them some time!!!

7) and the most controversial topic… TO CLIP OR NOT TO CLIP? okay, my two cents on clipping goes as written.  if it is safer for them in your house, please get their wings properly by an avian vet or an experienced staff memeber at a bird specialty store. clipping them incorrectly can cause balance issues and confidence issues and trust issues. NEVER CLIP THEM YOURSELF AS THEIR OWNER. THEYLL BE PISSED AF. and most likely scared of you. if your house is unsafe -ie people coming in and out, small space, lots of windows, forgetful people that leave windows open, PLEASE CLIP THEM. it will save their life and prevent any deadly accidents.

if you HAVE THE SPACE. and know that they will be safe, and you believe they will be okay, leave them flighted!! it is much easier i must say having smaller birds flighted as they won’t be as cramped in a house as a big bird would be.  Rose is flightless as she chews her flight feathers, but they are growing back.  and even if they all did, my place is way to small to allow her to fly properly so i would keep her clipped for her safety.  also, if there was an emergency - such as a fire - it is much easier to evacuate a flightless bird than a flighted one.  i have really bad ocd when it comes to impulsive thinking and i obsess over how i would get rose out in a fire all the time… so keep a pillow case by the cage, and if god forbid that happened, grab your baby, toss em in the pillow case (protects them from smoke inhalation) AND HIGH TALE THEE FUCK OUT OF THERE. and that would be easier if they are clipped… just food for thought.  

anyway i hope this helped you and others maybe too!! im sorry this took forever to get to, my lifes been insane.  please do TONS OF RESEARCH TOO and look into rescues. if you need any more help let me know my love <3

Originally posted by potatopato

The Tenth Floor pt4

Min Yoongi had gone through 34 secretaries in the past 24 months, and each one of them left in tears. This fact alone should have warned you against taking the job, but the pay was too good to pass up. Surely you could put up with a billionaires temper-tantrums, right?

Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Fluff, humor, probably some angst

Warnings: Strong language at times, maybe some slight smut eventually

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13


“You seem to be settling in well.” 

You looked up from the files you were re-organizing for Yoongi to see Namjoon standing in front of you with a smile. He had been the one to hire you, but you hadn’t seen him since, and you had to admit it was good to see him. You hadn’t realized it when he interviewed you, but he seemed a lot more sane and normal than any of the other people there.

“Yeah, so far so good.” You returned his smile, bending the truth slightly. It wasn’t like you had expected this to be a dream-job, but also hadn’t realized what a pain everyone else who worked there would be. 

“Yoongi hasn’t been too horrible, then?” Namjoon raised an eyebrow, sitting down across from you. 

You shrugged. “I’m sure running such an important, large company puts a lot of stress on him.” You said rather than answer his question.

“In other words, he’s crazy, but you can handle him.” Namjoon laughed, and you couldn’t help but join in. Min Yoongi was crazy. Not even a half-hour ago, he had started screaming that someone stole his checkbook, only for you to walk in and tell him it was in the top right drawer of his desk (you had seen him put it there the previous day).

“Maybe a bit. But I can certainly handle him.” You agreed. 

“I have a good feeling about you.” Namjoon said suddenly. “I’ve hired people from all over the place, from amazing schools or with years of experience… But there’s something about you. I really think this is going to work.” You were relieved for a moment, thankful that someone believed in you. But then Jimin wandered over, flicking Namjoons shoulder.

“You’ve said that shit before.” He said with a sigh.

“Have not.” Namjoon replied indignantly. 

“Have too.” Jimin snorted. “Remember Mike? You were positive he was perfect for the job. And Melissa? You said there was no way for it to go wrong. And then there was Kevin…”

“Okay, stop.” Namjoon said, obviously flustered. You tried not to be disappointed. The only person who believed in you apparently believed in every other employee who had failed. 

“Face it, Namjoon. You’re a terrible judge of character.” Jimin said, patting Namjoon shoulder sympathetically before walking away. Namjoon turned back to you looking rather guilty.

“I really do have a good feeling about you. And I talked to Yoongi yesterday, he doesn’t seem to mind you.” He was trying to make up for what Jimin had said, but you really wanted the conversation to end.

“Thanks, I appreciate it–really, I do. But is there something that I can help you with? If not, I really do need to get this done and I have some phone calls to make…” 

“Right, yeah, of course you do.” Namjoon stood abruptly, still looking embarrassed. “I actually need to speak with Yoongi for a minute, so if you’ll excuse me…” He nearly ran into Yoongi’s office door in his haste to get away, and you shook your head as you returned to your work. Somehow, you didn’t think Namjoon was actually going to be any help to you while you worked there.


“Let me guess, you missed the bus again?” Kim Taehyung said through the phone. Your day had dragged on for what felt like forever, your lunch break practically non-existent because Yoongi had decided that all of his filing cabinets needed to be reorganized (which they did, they were a total mess, but it was still tedious work that took a while). You had missed the bus again, but at least this time you weren’t soaking wet with a broken heel. “I’m not far, I’ll be there in a few.”

You might have been able to leave earlier if you had really pushed for it, but you were still hoping to somehow get on your bosses good side–though, you were starting to wonder if he even had one. After Namjoon was done talking to him, Yoongi had been in a significantly worse mood. He had complained about everything–his schedule, his coffee, the fact that he thought your shoes were ugly–before dumping piles upon piles of paper on your desk. 

Missing the bus was also a good excuse to call the strange taxi-driver you had met the day before.

“So tell me, how exactly does one barely miss the bus two days in a row?” Taehyung asked when he pulled up, rolling the window down and greeting you with a smile. 

“It’s a long story, but it’s just as well. I have some shopping I need to do anyway.” You said, not sure why you were telling the driver this. “Apparently my shoes are ugly, so I’m going to get some new ones at the mall…”

Taehyung twisted around in his seat so he could see your shoes for himself before he started driving. “They don’t look so bad to me.” He said thoughtfully. “And what do you mean, ‘apparently’ they’re ugly? Don’t you like them?” He pulled away from the curb as he spoke, glancing at you briefly in the rear-view. 

You shrugged, looking down at your flats. You didn’t think they were ugly, but you weren’t sure you wanted to put up with another day of Jimin and Yoongi both criticizing them. 

“I wouldn’t have bought them in the first place if I didn’t like them.” You sighed. “It’s other people who have a problem with them.” 

Taehyung raised an eyebrow. “And you care what they think?” 

“I mean, no, but–”

But you’re going to replace perfectly good shoes because someone whose opinion you don’t care about says they’re ugly?” You weren’t sure how you felt about Taehyung-the-taxi-driver hinting that you were conforming to other peoples standards, and shifted slightly in your seat. Taehyung didn’t wait for you to answer, simply continued with another question. “Are they against your companies dress code or something?” You assumed he was referring to your shoes.

“No?” 

Taehyung seemed to be personally insulted that someone had a problem with your shoes, which was very odd. “So what difference does it make to you what other people think about your shoes?” 

You wanted to argue that you didn’t want to give Jimin a reason to bully you, or for Yoongi to have another reason to hate you, but it sounded childish in your own mind. What did you care if Jimin said rude things to you? And if Yoongi fired you over your shoes, then maybe working for him wasn’t worth it after all. “It doesn’t really matter…” You agreed slowly, and Taehyung pulled over.

“Good, so I’m not driving you to the mall, right?” He looked at you in the mirror again, grinning so hard that his smile looked more like a box than anything else. 

“I… Guess not? But…”

Taehyung blinked, then laughed. “So are you free the rest of tonight?” 

You couldn’t believe this. Was your taxi driver asking you out? That was ridiculous. “I don’t know…” You started. You really should catch up on sleep, this job was draining and you needed to be alert in the morning. 

“Nothing weird, I promise. There’s just something I’d like you to see.” 

The last part could be taken in a number of ways, but there was something about Taehyung that made you think he meant it in the most innocent way possible. “Okay.” You agreed, not entirely sure why. There was no reason for you to go anywhere with him, unless it was to drive you home.

“Fantastic. I promise you won’t regret it.” Taehyung pulled back into the street quickly, before making a U-turn and driving the other way. He didn’t tell you where you were going, and you didn’t ask. 

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Swimmer! Ong Seongwoo

masterlist can be found (here) 

genre (s): swimming! au, sports! au
a/n: For @pinksausageduo because I know Dain loves everything Seongwoo related ;) Thank you being one of the most supportive mutuals and just a person I can lean on at all times tbh <3 ALSO CONGRATS ON 1K BBY (YOU DESERVE LIKE AT LEAST 10K TBH) IM SO PROUD & HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA ILYSM!!

Sports x Wanna One:
Jisung // Sungwoon // Minhyun // Seongwoo // Jaehwan // Daniel // Jihoon // Woojin // Jinyoung // Daehwi // Guanlin


“We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there too.”

  • Captain of the swimming team and is the record holder for almost all the short distance swimming events in his college and the state meet
  • Specializes in backstroke but his personal favourite is the butterfly since it was the stroke he ever learned
  • Seongwoo is super fast and is nicknamed ‘bullet’ in the media for how fast his starts are
  • His fangirls like to call him ‘merman’ and call themselves ‘mermaid’ which is low key kind of cute tbh
  • He started swimming because his best friend, Daniel had been taking taking swimming classes
  • He literally begged his parents to send him as well but he was actually really good at it
  • The coach was impressed at what a fast learner he was and the potential he seemed to have
  • Combined with hard work, Seongwoo became an amazing swimmer
  • Under a sports scholarship in his university and is also part of the National Swimming Team
  • The youngest in the National Team but people always think he is much older like he has to correct people that he’s barely tuning 20 and not 25
  • Trains every single morning without fail from 4am to 6am in the college’s pool then shower at his dorm before preparing for his classes
  • He coaches little kids at the public swimming pool in the weekend
  • It started off with teaching the neighbour’s kid but eventually, he attracted the entire pool of children
  • It’s cute because the kids are always cheering for Seongwoo if their parents bring them to his competitions
  • “Look it’s mermaid uncle!!”
  • But also has the habit to go crazy over his diet once he is on his break after a huge competition
  • He literally ate the entire menu of McDonalds in one sitting 
  • Like I’m not even kidding, he is in the ‘hall of fame’ and received a coupon for free nuggets the entire year
  • Other than that, he eats really healthily like rice & chicken breast along with salad and beans
  • Drinks green juice rather than coffee and is a regular at the pressed juice store around the college
  • He always wears the same design of swimming trunks and he has like 12 pairs of the same thing
  • It was the first pair his mom bought for him and he claims it’s his lucky charm since he won his first International Competition when he had them on
  • When you flip his swimming cap upside down, it’s full of signatures from various swimmers across the world 
  • Does modelling from time to time since his diet is rather pricey
  • Sometimes, the photographer asks him to just stick with modelling since he even has offers from fashion shows to walk for them
  • But Seongwoo always replies saying that swimming is his passion 
  • It’s endearing knowing how much love he has for the sports
  • Like he prodly declared he was married to it once when he was drunk at Sungwoon’s party 
  • Plays prank on his teammates half the time like hiding their swimming goggles or switching their toothpaste for facial cleanser since they stay in the same dorms
  • The announcers get speechless or stutter whenever he wins a race
  • Like he will wink or blow a kiss to the camera
  • Everyone in the stands will just be instantly charmed because of his smile and the twinkle in his eye while he removes his swimming cap??????
  • It was great knowing you while i was still alive
  • He trains the most with his college team and that’s how you two met
  • You were the manager for the swimming team
  • Your dad, who was the coach, got you to be part of it since he didn’t want you to ‘laze’ around the house
  • You had your club activities since you were part of the Book Club but you were definitely not a fan of Sports since you were easily prone to injury
  • It didn’t matter anyway since you were always in shape from your daily walks across your campus and your diet itself was pretty healthy
  • But having 0 sports look bad on your university application so you agreed to help your dad with the condition that being a manager would be written and signed by him in your testimonial
  • Not that you mind, I mean, cute swimmers 24/7?? Sign me up
  • However, the irony was that you were genuinely afraid of water
  • You had a water phobia as you had suffered from a drowning accident when you were younger
  • Your dad promised you that as the manager, you only required to pass them the swimmers their towels and water, along with taking down their individual timings
  • Somewhere along the way, you did like your job especially when you found yourself reading articles on swimming or looking for ways to a swimmer’s timing
  • This happened because, for the longest time, you had a crush on Ong Seongwoo
  • You had to shamelessly admit that he looked amazing swimming
  • It was as if he was one with the water and his strokes were so clean and just how fast he can go in the water
  • He was also super nice to you, greeting you in the hallways and even offering you some of his green juice
  • As the captain, he will always stay back to plan the practice schedule and help you clean up despite having other competitions or a group project
  • You were pretty sure that was how he treated girls on the daily basis since he was basically a gentleman so you always convinced yourself not to feel ‘special’
  • It was your birthday when the swimming team decided to play a prank on you
  • Boys being boys, they wanted to push you into the pool and then surprised you with a team dinner at their favourite BBQ Restaurant to thanked you
  • You were usually strict on them for their practice so they thought it would ease you up since it was pretty harmless
  • Most of the boys thought you could swim since your father was a coach and you were the manager
  • Little did they know about your phobia and the accident
  • Also, they jumped on the opportunity because your dad wasn’t going to be around that day as he was coaching for the National High School Swim Team
  • So after you announced who had the best timing for the day, one of the swimmers, Daniel quickly grabbed you by the waist and jumped into the pool with you
  • At the moment, you were too frightened that you sunk into the pool while Daniel had gotten himself out with the help of some teammates
  • You gasped for air as your arms flail around the water
  • Most of the boys thought you were just joking around by acting like you couldn’t swim so they continued watching while laughing
  • Your legs seemed to turn to jelly and you could feel your body slowly sinking down
  • As tears streamed down your face, a hand suddenly reached out to you
  • It was Seongwoo who had immediately dived into the pool after seeing your panic face
  • He had taken lifeguard lesson and the first thing he had learned was to differentiate between a person who was lying or someone who genuinely needed to be rescued
  • Luckily, Seongwoo had reacted fast enough
  • He yelled for someone to bring him a towel while he carried you back to the ground
  • You immediately started breathing heavily for air until you felt his hand patting your back and whispering for you to slow down
  • He brought you to a corner and dried your hair while you shivered in the cold
  • Seongwoo left you to yell at the boys for doing such a bad prank on their manager and told them to return home and that the dinner was postpone
  • The other swimmer did not inform Seongwoo except for the dinner since they knew he was never going agreed to it despite being a prankster himself since he had such a soft spot for you
  • There was also a reason why the boys never tried to initiate a relationship with you even if many thought you were cute cause it was pretty obvious that Seongwoo really like you
  • From the way he did make sure you gave him his towel first to telling the boys that he and you could do the cleaning up while the rest could leave
  • It didn’t take them a second for everyone to exit the pool and Seongwoo went to the locker room to take his hoodie as he draped it over you
  • “You didn’t have to scold them Seongwoo … it’s my fault for not telling them about my phobia.”
  • “You should have at least told me about it, don’t you trust me enough?”
  • Seeing as you kept your gaze on the floor, he knew you felt guilty but he zipped up his black fleece hoodie on you before continuing on
  • “Don’t you find it weird how I would purposely stay back to help you clean up when I had plenty of assignments to do?”
  • You blushed at his words when you realized the hidden meaning behind it
  • “If you still don’t get it, I like you. Maybe even more than swimming itself.”
  • He offered his hand out with that cute smile you fell for
  • “So what do you say? Let’s go and celebrate your birthday.”
  • Grinning, you took his hand and you knew your birthday had never been better
  • He got you hooked on his healthy diet tbh
  • Like out of nowhere you started bookmarking a bunch of healthy recipes
  • You are his #1 fan and he loves it whenever you cheer him on for his meet
  • The other swimmers like to complain that you are being biased to Seongwoo
  • Daniel: You are being unfair again!!!
  • You: No I’m not, I treat everyone equally
  • Daniel: Then why does Seongwoo gets Gatorade while the rest of us gets water?
  • You: uHHH Seongwoo BACK ME UP
  • Your dad ships you two ever since he caught you guys holding hands
  • Always assigning you to take his timing while sending you a wink LOL
  • Anyways, Seongwoo is the cheesiest boyfriend
  • Sends you cute morning and night texts
  • He doesn’t drink coffee but he knows you do so he did pick up a cup for you and passes it to you during classes
  • Tries to distracts you in class by passing you notes until that one time he was caught by the teacher whoops
  • Even if he is super busy, he makes the time to be with you
  • Coffee Shop dates are a thing
  • Since you two are always busy studying for college
  • Seongwoo’s lock screen is a photo of you and he likes to look at it before every meet since it boosts his confidence
  • He started teaching you swimming again and got you in the water by baby steps as he got you to overcome your phobia
  • Ever since you could swim, he likes to give you underwater kisses heh
  • Gets you matching goggles as well!!
  • Like you two have a pair with blue lenses on and this really unique pattern which Seongwoo had drew
  • Whenever he has a competition in another state/country, he will leave a voice call in the middle of the night or whenever he was done with practice
  • “I can’t wait to be with you again.”

requests are always open & feel free to message me anything at all ♡

Is That a Thong?

paring: Peter Parker x reader

plot: Peter finds a thong in readers stuff. 

A/n: I suck at plots, anyway I didn’t do much writing so iIhope I can make up for the loss. 

warning: Wade, that should be enough. 

word count: 722


It was Y/n’s day off from training. Y/n would usually spend her day off lazing out, but Wade was forcing her to out with him. He said something about having a girls day out. It was more of girl and merch with a mouth day. 

“Wade, are you done yet?” she whined. Y/n was sitting between two pile of clothing both for men and women. She didn't even bother asking why Wade had to try on every piece of clothing in the store. All he wanted to do was get something special for Vanessa, it was there 3 year anniversary after all. 

“So how is Peter?” Wade rolled the ‘r’. Y/n thought about her boyfriend and wondered what he was doing, ‘he’s most probably having fun with the gang’ she thought. It’s not that Y/n didn’t like spending time with Wade, in fact she loves it, but right now it was just down right annoying.

Wade picked out something for Vanessa a long time ago and paid for it too, he even got something for him and his stuffed toy unicorn. 

“hey writer, she has a name you know it’s Uni. Now get back to writing,“ 

“Wade, who are you talking too?” Y/n asked her best friend. “I am talking to the writer who is writing- ahh never mind” Wade came out of the dresser with a pink strapless sundress, y/n looked at him wide eyed, she didn’t even know why she was shocked this was just typical Wade. 

“does this make my ankles look fat?” 


 Y/n came home with a bag filled with clothes, she went to her room not bothering turning on the light, she jumped on her bed revealed that she can finally take a nap. 

Her head fell on her fluffy pillow, just when she was about to close her eyes, she felt someone’s hand wrap around her waist. Y/n screamed and rolled off her bed hitting herself on her way down. 

“FRIDAY lights now,” Y/n said and got up as fast she can without hurting herself in some way. 

“Peter?” she asked looking at her sleepy boyfriend “what are you doing here?” Peter rubbed the sleep from his eyes “ I got bored so I came here waiting for you to come home, but I guess I fell asleep,”.  You smiled and got back into bed. 

“didn’t you go shopping with Wade today? How was it? what did you buy?” Peter nudged your shoulder and you let a low growl which made peter laugh. “Was is that bad?” he kissed your temple. “ No it was great actually pretty amazing, but it was so long” Peter laughed. 

“what did you get, I wanna see,”  he said. Y/n chuckled “it’s in the bag over there the y/h/c girl pointed at the bag that was on the dressing table. Y/n went to the bathroom and Peter went to look at the things she bought. It wasn’t a lot.

Peter looked throw your things when he found a small bag in it there was some type of black material. He took out the lacy fabric out, but he didn’t expect what he was about to see. It was a lacy black thong. 

Peter blushed thinking about you wearing something like that. 

“so peter what do you think about- is that a thong?” Y/n scanned the thong in Peter’s hands. 

“that’s not mine,” both said at the same time. 

You looked at one another and blushed “if it isn’t yours then who’s is it?’’ Peter questioned. “ I think I took someone else one by mistake,”. 

Just then someone bursts out of the window “ that’s mine” Wade said he had his infamous red suit on, he took the thong from Peter’s hands. You looked at him quizzically “since when you wear a thong?’’ Peter asked. Wade wore the thong on top of his red suit. 

“Since always Spidey, but you wouldn’t know, now would you” Wade flirted with Peter and supposedly winked at him, but you couldn’t see because of his mask. 

“but in all seriousness does this thong make my butt look big?” Wade asked as he did a weird pose.  

Regret - Part 1

Originally posted by grandpa-ty

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 

Genre: angst, fluff, slight smut

Pairing: Johnny x Reader, Taeyong x Reader

Word Count: 2k

Summary: *REQUESTED* You find out that your boyfriend has been cheating on you and you leave him. Almost a year later, he realizes that he hasn’t quite gotten over you and he tries to get you back.

It’s snowing, you thought, as you walked to the restaurant to meet your boyfriend. The snow fell slowly, but surely, coating the sidewalks powdery white. A chill went down your spine. The snow had been unexpected and, this morning, in your haste, you’d forgotten to wear a hat. Drops of snow landed on your head, the cool moisture seeping through to your scalp.

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andtheworldwillknowtheday  asked:

first kid headcanons with sincerely three?

CONRAD MEMPHIS:
• i feel like you guys wouldn’t have planned the pregnancy at all
• but you guys were stable enough and had a steady income, so it was all okay
• Connor had been going to therapy regularly and has been taking his anti depressants !! yay!!
• but there were still a few struggles
• you often had to remind Connor that he was going to be a great dad
• after Connor finally shook away his insecurities, he was confident
• he wanted to be the dad that he needed growing up (no shade Larry)
• one day you guys would be cuddling on the couch and he would gasp
• you would be like ??what??
• and he would pull your shirt up because he felt your little belly for the first time
• tears would well in his eyes because it was finally so real to him
• Connor was transforming in front of your eyes
• he was so responsible and so timid
• he would talk to your belly when he thought you were sleeping
• “hey there, little one. daddy loves you. i always will, okay? you mean the world to me”
• FRICK
• anyways
• when you finally got to be like 7 months pregnant you were the size of a planet
• and Connor would fetch anything for you
• when it was finally pushing time, Connor insisted on being in the room with you, holding your hand
• he would be so supportive, kissing your forehead and whispering reassuring words
• when the lil sucker popped out of your hoohah he would start bawling his eyes out
• the doctor would announce it was a girl and Connor just starts ScReAmInG doing a FUKING victory lap around the room
• he would do the skin-to-skin thing where he holds the baby underneath his shirt while coddling her
• you would be asleep and Connor would stay up all night, talking to the baby in a hush tone.
• he felt so complete


EVAN HANDSOAP:

• you and Evan tried for kids after getting married and finally opening up your own bakery!!
• you guys did the cute little grandma announcement to Heidi and it went viral online
• it would be one of those scrabble games and she’s spelling out the word “grandma” and she’s like “??? OH MY GOD”
• she would start bawling her eyes out hugging the two of you
• this was so important to Evan because he never had a father figure growing up
• he wanted to be the best dad possible!!
• he took a lot of advice from Jared because Jared was the coolest dad ever
• you guys would do those time lapses of your tummy
• Evan would probably rest his head on your belly when he slept on the couch
• when the baby grew feet and started kicking, Evan would kiss your stomach to get the baby to kick there
• you two would do it for hours and just giggle
• you guys would have the gender-reveal baked into a cake by one of the people who worked in your bakery!!
• so at the baby shower you guys cut the cake and it was blue inside
• EvAn WoUlD bE a MeSs
• he would be crying, sobbing, hugging you, and laughing
• Heidi bought you guys a little blue polo for your little guy
• so the big day finally comes and your assigned to a C-Section
• while you’re waiting for the doctor to wheel you in, Evan is just laying with you on the hospital bed
• you guys are grinning and talking about how exciting everything is
• Evan goes into the operating room and holds your hand the whole time
• doctor: “okay, the procedure is now taking place, Mr.Hansen, please don’t look over the curtain”
• Evan fucking looked
• and passed out at the sight of the baby being pulled out through ur organs like wtf
• but he would be out for long
• you guys would be back in your room and he would open his eyes to see you holding a little baby in a blue blanket
• Evan would wander over and hold him and start smiling ear to ear
• Evan was the best dad ever


JARED COOLMAN:

• I feel like something would happen where the doctor told you that you were incapable of having kids
• and you guys were so upset by it, you stopped trying for a year
• seeing all of your friends have children was so upsetting
• but one day you woke up, expecting your period but it wasn’t there ??
• and it’s been like three days since you were supposed to start??
• then you thought back to 3 weeks ago when you and Jared had the FRICK frack
• you didn’t want to hype yourself up buT YOU WERE FUKIN PUMPED
• you ran to the store and bought 18 pregnancy tests
• you knew that this could just be your period being late, but something felt different this time
• AND HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD YOU WERE PREGNANT!!!
• you couldn’t WAIT to tell Jared
• so you planned it all out
• you guys’ anniversary was coming up and you had an idea
• so flash forward to your anniversary, you guys went out for dinner and came home to watch a movie and exchange gifts
• Jared had bought you a really nice necklace and a new book that you had wanted to read for a while
• you passed Jared a collection of mugs, tshirt s, and aprons that all read “World’s Best Dad”
• he looked at them hella confused bUt ThEn It SaNk In
• AND HE WOULD START SOBBING AND HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT
• IT WAS A MIRACLE DAMMIT
• so throughout your pregnancy Jared was so giddy and you guys called your parents and they screamed with you
• then you guys went in for an ultrasound to see the gender and just for a checkup
• and the doctor was like “wanna know the genders?”
• and you and jared looked at each other and were like “genders??”
• and the doctor looked at you like you were dumb
• “yeah, there’s two babies in there”
• “NO FUCKING WAY”
• “Jared, be quiet this is a hospital!!”
• “THIS IS AMAZING”
• your delivery went smoothly (as smooth as it can … two babies came out like the shit is painful yikes)
• and Jared would hold both of them at once, giving you a heart attack
• when the babies were three months old, they are super giggly and babble all the time
• sometimes you would just walk in to see the babies laying on jared, and he would pretend to listen to them speak
• “uh huh. Ok. Is that so?”
• what a dork

Summer Revelations

Request:  Haii could you write for Sirius x reader where she invites him to her house over the holidays and all of the sudden (like watching her sleep, laughing, a hug idk) he realises he’s so in love with her??

Pairing: Sirius x Reader

Word Count: 2,823

Warnings: None really, just fluff. Oh, there’s like one nightmare mentioned but it’s not detailed or anything.

A/N: My first ever request! I finished this sooner than I thought I would (mainly because I was procrastinating studying for my Chemistry - whoops. I should probably do that now). Anyway… feedback is appreciated, and I hope you like it :)

Part 2

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Sunlight shone on the Black Lake, highlighting the waves and ripples. In the distance, you could hear the faint sound of all the students laughing and chattering. It was the last day at Hogwarts before the Summer holidays, and whilst you were waiting for the Hogwarts Express to arrive, you were with Sirius, sitting in the shade beneath a tree. You had been friends with Sirius since your first year in Hogwarts, always assisting him with his various pranks. It hadn’t taken you long to find out about his home life and when you confronted him about it, he confessed how much he hated it there. That’s why you had invited him to stay at your house over the holidays until the Potter’s allowed him to stay at theirs.  

Sirius was currently ripping out chunks of grass from the ground and throwing them into the water. You shook your head at him, quietly laughing to yourself at his bizarre actions. “I can’t wait for you to finally meet my parents,” you say. “Properly, I mean,” already predicting his response that he’d already seen them on the platform.  

“I’ll have you know I get owls from your parents at least once a week. We’re already best friends.” He claimed.

Suuuree, Pads. Whatever you need to tell yourself,” you teased. “Besides, I thought I was your best friend.”

“Hey! They’ll love me!” He exclaims cockily. You knew he was only joking, but you could also see past the façade. He was anxious that your parents would hate him (though that was virtually impossible, they already loved Sirius just based on the stories you had told them). So, you reassure him.

“I’m sure they will.”

Eventually, a loud whistle echoes throughout the grounds, alerting you both that the train had arrived. As you had both already taken your trunks down to the platform this morning, you didn’t need to carry anything there. Sirius gets up first and holds his hand out to you, silently offering to help you up. Once you were on your feet, you brush of the dirt off of your clothes and smirk mischievously at him. “Race you!” And you sprint off, Sirius close behind you.  



Somehow, Sirius had managed to find an empty compartment and you were now discussing all the things you wanted to do when you arrived.  

“Oh! We have to go strawberry picking!” Your enthusiasm causing him to smile. “Dad always used to take me but I haven’t done it in ages.”

He was just about to reply when your conversation was interrupted by James, Remus, Peter and Lily.

James smiles at you both before sitting down next to Sirius. “Hiya, Padfoot. Hi, Y/N/N.”

You returned the smile and greeted the rest of them. Obviously, now the compartment was no longer empty, you and Sirius silently agreed to continue your conversation later. “We’ve been searching the whole bloody train for you two.” James continues. “Thought you’d stayed at Hogwarts.”

Lily speaks up. “They were one of the first ones on, James. Me and Remus saw them running dow-”

Running!?” James interjects. “Merlin, what were you running for?”

“We were racing,” said Sirius, shrugging.  

“You won then I take it?” Remus asks.

“How’d you know that?”

Remus points towards you, a bitter look on your face, though you were trying not to show it. Unsuccessfully, apparently. “That doesn’t look like the face of someone who won, if I’m honest.”

You scowl at Remus. “He only won because he tricked me into thinking he’d fallen.”  

Sirius chuckles. “Such a sweetheart, Y/N/N.”

In an instant, your attitude changes. No longer angry, but instead flustered. Your cheeks heat up and you turn to face the window to hide your blush. Okay… maybe you were harbouring a bit of a crush on your best friend, but he didn’t need to know that. Not when he clearly didn’t feel the same way as you. Sometimes, you would over exaggerate his behaviour towards you and convince yourself he returned your feelings before you saw him drag a different girl into a broom closet to kiss, reminding you he only acted like that because he was your best friend.  

For the remaining hours of the train ride, you and the others play Exploding Snap whilst eating the various sweets you had bought from the trolley until finally, you arrived at Platform 9 and ¾.  



When you get off the train, you all say goodbye to each other before you leave with Sirius, trying to locate your parents. It was only when the crowd on the platform thinned a little that you found them. They were waving, huge smiles on their faces, and when you got close enough, they ran towards you to give you a hug. After they let you go, they turned towards Sirius, who was messing around with his hands nervously.  

Your mother turned towards him. “You must be Sirius.” Her words were soft and gently spoken, and when Sirius nodded, she beamed down at him. “Y/N’s told us all about you, dear. And you have no reason to be scared; we trust Y/N’s judgement, so if she thinks you’re okay, then we do too.”

Thankfully, Sirius seemed to calm down at this and returned to his usual confident and energetic self.  

Once you were ready to leave, you all returned to Kings Cross Station and set off towards your home.



Sirius had always tried to imagine what your house looked like, and now he was finally seeing it, he couldn’t imagine you living anywhere else. There was a large garden and the pathway leading up to the front door was accentuated with a mix of different coloured flowers. The actual house looked about 3 stories high, and looked like an odd combination of traditional and modern, though it suited the house perfectly.  

Inside the house held the same character as the outside and though he was amazed by it all, it was your room that he loved the most. Two house banners hung on the Y/F/C wall on either side of your double bed. There were several paintings, both still and moving ones and beneath your bedroom window, was a large sofa. Most noticeable, was the large shelf which was full of books. Curious, he walked over to them, fingers tracing along the spines. He could tell which ones you read more by the appearance of them, some were more worn than others. There were muggle stories of which he had never heard before, school books and wizard books, such as ‘Quidditch Through the Ages’ and ‘The Tales of Beedle the Bard’, along with many others.

Whilst Sirius was admiring your room, you had gone downstairs to fetch food for the two of you. When you came back up to your room, you slammed the door shut behind you slightly louder than you intended to, causing Sirius to jump. “Merlin, Y/N!”  

You laugh at his reaction, but it only makes him grumpy. “Hmph.”  

“Oh, don’t pout, Pads.”  

He crosses his arms and turns away from you, though you’re sure you can see a slight hint of a smirk. You’re just about to tell him that he can’t possibly be mad at you, (even though you really knew he was only messing around), when you get an idea. You shake the food you brought up, showing it him. As you expected, the noise intrigued him and when he saw what you were carrying, his eyes light up and he rushes over to your side. “Okay, you know my weakness. You’re forgiven. Now gimmie.”

“Thought so,” you giggle.

You pass him the food and you sit on the couch, Sirius joining you once he had finally opened the bag. A small smile spreads across your face as he rests his head on your shoulder, quickly falling asleep. You lift him off of you carefully as to not disturb him and summon a blanket to cover him. Slowly, you feel your eyelids growing heavier and the exact second you collapse onto your bed, you enter a peaceful state of unconsciousness.  


On the first day, it starts raining unexpectedly, so whilst you both debated on what to do, you made pancakes. In hindsight, you should’ve known that cooking with Sirius wasn’t a good idea, especially as you were doing it the Muggle way. Despite pancakes being a simple recipe, he still managed to create a mess of both you and your kitchen.  

You shake with laughter as Sirius roughly stirs the flour in the bowl. “Sirius, what’s the flour ever done to you?”

“Exist,” he frowns. “Honestly, Y/N, we could just wave our wands and not have to do any of this.”  

“Yeah, but that’s no fun. Gotta enjoy the little things, Pads.”

Sirius was about to complain some more when flour spilt from the glass bowl and landed on your face and in your hair. While you stand there, shocked, Sirius begins to laugh. “You know, I think I’m starting to see the appeal of this now.”

You glare at him before going to crack the eggs.



By some miracle, you make the pancakes without burning the house down and as the weather looked as though it was clearing up, you had agreed to go to Diagon Alley. At least there would be something to do no matter what the weather turned out to be.

After you ate your pancakes and cleaned up, you say a quick goodbye to your mother and head over to the fireplace; the Floo Network was the most convenient way to travel. You tell Sirius to meet you outside Gringotts, before stepping into the fireplace and shouting your desired destination, green flames surrounding you.  



You didn’t have to wait long for Sirius to join you. You both had money meaning there was no need for a trip to Gringotts, so, you walked around entering any shop that sparked your interest.  

You had just come out of Gambol and Japes Wizarding Joke Shop, from which Sirius bought many new items for pranks and tricks he had planned for the next year.  

“So, where to next, oh Great Trickster?” You snickered. Since he began boasting about how good he was at pranking people in third year, you had given him a nickname to tease him. It used to annoy him, but now, after several years of hearing it, he had gotten used to it.  

“Wherever you want.”

“Bad move, Black. You’ll regret saying that.” You vowed.

“Try me.”



You were right. Sirius regretted it. So far, you had dragged him into Eeylops Owl Emporium to look at 'cute’ pets, all the bookstores in Diagon Alley, (he had to admit he didn’t mind this as much as he thought he would. Watching you read was one of the most interesting things he had ever witnessed), Sugarplum’s Sweets Shop and now, you were heading to Quality Quidditch Supplies.  

You knew what you were doing. All you wanted was Sirius to admit that you were right, and you guessed you were pretty close to achieving your goal. When you left the Quidditch shop, you looked up at Sirius, giving your best innocent smile. “You had enough yet, Pads?”

“Ugh, yes. My feet are killing me.”

Oh no. You weren’t letting him get off that easy. “Aaannndd…?”

He huffs, but finally admits defeat. “And… I regretted saying it. I was wrong.”

You jump into the air, parading around the cobbled street. “Ha! I did it. Sirius Black admitted he was wrong!”

Eventually, Sirius had to pull you in close to him and put his hand over your mouth to stop you from shouting it to the whole world.“

“Sshh. You’ll damage my reputation, Y/N.” Sirius gives a small laugh to let you know he’s joking and smirks at you. However, when you don’t smile back, he gets confused. It only takes him two seconds to realise why. You were in such a close proximity to each other, which usually wouldn’t bother any of you. But this was so unexpected and it felt different. He promptly released you from his grip, coughing and scratching the back of his neck anxiously.  

“So… erm, I- I just…” Sirius stumbled over his words, and if you didn’t know him any better, you would’ve said he was shy.  

In an attempt to make the situation less awkward, you try and think of something to do. The sky had cleared and the sun was out so you made a suggestion. “Ice cream?”

“Yeah, okay.”



Luckily, getting ice cream seemed to be the right idea, as Sirius no longer seemed embarrassed by the previous event. Unfortunately, it didn’t stop you from replaying the scene over and over in your head. You were mere centimeters from his face, so close that if you had leaned forward just a little more, you would’ve been kissing him. You shake the thought from your mind; you didn’t want to set yourself up for heartbreak.

Though he didn’t show it, Sirius was also still thinking about what had happened. He felt weird, it almost felt like he was with another girl, locked away in a broom cupboard. He dismisses the thought as quickly as he thinks it and ends up blaming it on the heat.



When the sky began to turn pretty shades of oranges and pinks, you both took it as an indication to go back home. Overall, you had enjoyed the day out, and you were looking forward to the rest of the week with him.  



Exhausted, when you get back, you both went to your bedroom. Sirius crashed on the sofa, though this time, you fell asleep before him. The soothing sound of your breathing soon sent him to sleep.


The next day was just as exciting as the last. As promised, you took Sirius strawberry picking, something that, to your genuine surprise, he seemed to enjoy. For the rest of the day, you ate the fruit salads you made with the strawberries whilst educating him on your favourite movies.

But the good times had to stop at some point.  

In the middle of the night, Sirius jolted up, awoken by his nightmare. He was sweating and shaking, trying to get a grasp on reality again. He looked over to where you lay, not wanting to disturb you as well, but you had told him before that if he needed you, you would prefer him to do whatever he needed so you could help him.  

The shift of weight on the bed immediately woke you up and you could feel Sirius freeze as he noticed. “Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”

“Mhm,” you nod slowly, still half-asleep.

He climbed into the bed with you, pulling the covers over himself but making sure you still had enough. His arm snaked around your waist and you snuggled in closer to him.  

“Bad dream?” You whispered. He nodded.  

“I’ll tell you in the morning.”

You wished you could’ve stayed awake. As guilty as you would have felt in the morning, you wanted to remember this. But, you were too tired and soon enough, you were back asleep.



Whenever Sirius was on his own, he would always struggle to forget a nightmare. However, with you laid beside him, your Y/C/H hair like a halo around your head, sometimes tickling his face and your soft features that looked so calm when you were asleep, he found it difficult to focus on anything else.  

That’s when it hit him.  

Throughout the week, it had happened gradually, though he had remained blissfully unaware of it. Now it seemed to crash over him all at once, the realisation was so painfully obvious that he didn’t know how he hadn’t seen it before.

He was in love with you.  

It was bound to happen eventually. You knew everything about him and always offered to be there whenever he needed you, whatever he needed you for. Be it a friend, or someone he relied on for support, sometimes just a partner in crime. Subconsciously, he pulled you closer, never wanting this night to end.  


When Sirius woke up, you were smiling warmly at him. He couldn’t help the corners of his mouth curling upwards at the sight.

“Mmm, mornin,’” he yawned.

You giggle softly. He looked adorable after he had just woken up. “Hiya.”

You make a move to leave the bed but his arm that was wrapped around you just held you tighter. You furrow your eyebrows. Even from Sirius, the person who loved nothing more than a cuddle, this was odd behaviour.

“Let me go, Pads.”

“No,” he objected.

“Why?”

“I love you.”  

His eyes widen as he realises what he said. He becomes a lot more alert and starts apologising repeatedly.  

“No, I’m sorry, Y/N, I-”

“Sirius?” Your voice was quiet.  

“Yeah?” He mumbles.

“I love you too, you idiot.”


Part 2

Seventeen All Unit Reaction | Having to Kiss you in a Music Video

Hey guys! Hope you enjoy this cute kinda fluffy reaction! <3 >.< Anyways! 

Theme | fluff, kinda suggestive? svt x reader, long reactions


Scoups/Seungcheol

Originally posted by katalxy

Seungcheol wasn’t bothered that you had already been through nine takes. You would have thought by this point you lips would have been irritated, except, you had only actually managed to kiss him three times. 

“I’m sorry,” you mumbled in frustration, trying not to run your hands through your hair since that would ruin it. So, instead they lingered at your neck. Eyes squeezed shut as you tried to bite back the laugh. 

You knew why you were laughing. Seungcheol was extremely attractive, and standing right in front of you, looking at you like that. How is anyone supposed to concentrate with him looking at me like that?!

Seungcheol couldn’t help but grin as he peeled your hands away, holding them in his. He didn’t care, at this point he knew the more takes the better purely because you two were becoming more and more comfortable around each other. In his eyes, that was all that mattered. 

“Just imagine its just you and me,” he said quietly, still holding onto your hands. You felt the relief suddenly pour over you. The reassurance was overwhelming as he stared at you. He was so professional, so caring, you now understood why he was the leader. 

His grin widened as he squeezed your hands. “Imagine we had just been on a date. Now, we had food, I bought you ice cream, and now I’m walking you home. We’re outside your house, I’m about to say goodnight but there’s that air…you know the one I mean?”

You thought about it for a moment. Imagining the tension of a first kiss, the knowledge that it was going to happen, neither of you ready, but knowing it was going to be amazing… “I know what you mean,” you whispered, squeezing his hands back and taking your place.

For some reason, Scoups knew that this was going to be the take. He felt it. The tension in the air. The knowledge that he was going to kiss you, knowing that all this tension was going to lead to something good. He wanted to kiss you. So when the director yelled action he didn’t hesitate. 

He slowly pulled you towards him, his hands moving delicately to your face as he leaned forward. You bit your bottom lip, suppressing a smile yet it appeared cheekily. Excitement, anticipation, all of it was just a breath away. 

Seungcheol’s lips were like butter. Soft, fluid as they moved against yours. He kissed you like you imagined your first kiss should have been like. Gentle. Sweet. A kiss that spoke of more to come, that took your breath away. A kiss that told you you were falling for him. How unprofessional? 

Jeonghan

Originally posted by visual-17

Jeonghan couldn’t even hide how excited he was to do a kiss scene. As the oldest he kind of expected it. He just couldn’t believe it took so long for the directors to actually go through with the idea in a music video. And, he just didn’t expect it to be with you. 

“You’re going to crumble, Hyung,” Chan mumbled quietly, the laugh lingering just on the end of his tongue. 

“I’m not!” Jeonghan snapped back, grabbing Chan around the shoulders and puckering his lips. “Aww you jealous! Come here!” Jeonghan pulled Chan closer and squeezing him. 

Chan scrambled away from him, shouting out only to stop still. Jeonghan grinned, looking up and catching your eyes. “If you weren’t jealous before Chan, I bet you are now,” Jeonghan grinned watching as you waved him over. 

“You don’t stand a chance with Y/N,” Minghao sniggered, hugging Chan from behind. 

Jeonghan burst out laughing winking at the two of them. “You know those dates I’ve been going on…yeah.” Jeonghan threw you a huge grin. 

“What you and…?” Chan stammered, his mouth open in shock as Jeonghan hurried over. 

You couldn’t help but smile at him already as he bound over. Before the director even said anything to you both, Jeonghan’s lips were on yours. “Hey, what was that for?” you breathed, a giggle on your lips as he spun you onto the set.

“I haven’t seen you all day, that’s what this is.”

Woozi/Jihoon 

Originally posted by mountean

“Why am I the one who has to do this?” Jihoon complained, running his hands nervously through his hair as he sat on that set. 

Everything about the set made him nervous. The lights, the cameras, the fact the entirety of Seventeen were standing there watching him. “It would all be so much easier if you guys just left,” Jihoon mumbled, wringing his hands slightly as he took one deep breath in. 

“Hey! Am I really that bad?” you cried, making him jump the moment you placed your hands on his shoulders. “Ooh, come on jumpy, it’ll be okay!” With one swift movement you took his hands in yours, pulling him to his feet. 

“Wait I…I um…” Before Jihoon could say anything else you planted your lips on his, hearing the cheers from the rest of the boys behind you. 

You grinned at him, pulling away slowly and squeezing his cheeks. “See, nothing to worry about.” Jihoon had a slightly flush to his cheeks as you pulled him out into the middle of the street where the cameras were set up. 

“You want to really show them…” you whispered quietly. “Kiss me like you’d kiss someone in a movie. Picture that…” Jihoon nodded shortly, before stepping away slightly waiting for the call. 

You didn’t expect Jihoon to react like that, his grabbed you, one hand around the back of your neck, the other gripping your shirt as he pulled you closer. Your body pressed against him, and mid kiss you felt him smile. But, the moment the director called cut Jihoon practically threw you away. 

“Good, okay, um,..” Jihoon’s cheeks were flushed red as he turned and walked away, leaving you slightly breathless and confused. 

Hoshi/Soonyoung

Originally posted by verngyu

Hoshi had been a giggly mess all day. He had been practicing the dance non-stop since he could not mess up. He was far too excited, yet everyone knew, this bubble of excitement was also his nerves starting to show. 

“I’m kissing Y/N,” he sniggered, his smirk pressed against his lips as he glanced over to Joshua. Hoshi wiggled his eyebrows, before winking. “You jealous?”

Joshua shook his head, trying his hardest not to laugh. “Is that the way you talk to your Hyung?” he said quietly, avoiding looking at Soonyoung’s face simply because Joshua knew he would laugh. 

However, Hoshi had a slight look of panic on his face the moment he heard the director calling for him. Joshua noted it straight away. “You’ve got this,” he encouraged with a quick nod, practically pushing Hoshi off his seat. He was ready, you two had been practicing for months. He had gotten to know a different side to you. 

Hoshi took slightly longer to walk over than expected. “Don’t be nervous,” your breath suddenly whispered in his ear as you passed, your hand stroked across the small of his back. He stilled. Shock. Confidence. 

He hurried after you to the centre of the shot, manoeuvred by the director. “You ready?” you asked, taking your place just behind him ready for the dance. “Think we can do this in one take?” 

Hoshi glanced ever so slightly, a smirk spreading on his lips. “One take,” he said, wiping the smile off his face quickly and marking the seriousness he needed for the shot. 

The music started and you two sprung into action. Determination moved each part of your bodies. It was chemistry. Bodies against bodies. Breaths entangled. It was hot. Questionably hot. And then he was in front of you. His eyes searching yours in a moments hesitation, and then your lips on his. 

You felt the spark the moment your lips touched his. Desire. Your lips entangled with his, your hand tugging slightly on his hair and that was when the moan left his lips. “Did you just?” you sniggered, against his mouth. Hoshi couldn’t breathe as he spotted Joshua, mouth slightly agape. Shock. 

“We can’t put that kiss in the music video.”

Joshua/Jisoo

*gif by me*

Every body has that little romantic side to them that screams cheesiness. Some people love flowers, roses in particular, they love the idea of a rich guy falling for a rich girl, walks on the beach, they even love a silly old princess in a tower. But you, you loved the cheesiest of them all. Yep, kissing in the rain. 

Little did you know, you weren’t the only one with this little fantasy of kissing in the rain. Joshua had said before that he wanted to kiss someone in the rain. Wanted to know what it felt like to be vulnerable, yet, so utterly in love that it didn’t even matter. He just never thought that moment would be caught on camera. 

Joshua loved the prompt as well, two teenagers, out after carefew, unwilling to go inside after saying goodbye. It suited every teenage romance, every teenage novel, film, and now, he was in your music video which suited it even more. 

“You ready?” you asked, waving your hands to stop the nerves from showing. You hoped that nobody would question your trembling palms because, after all it was raining. This was your first ever music video, and, now your first kiss was with Joshua?! How does this happen?! 

“Are you ready?” he repeated, taking your shaking hands in his and giving you a quick, heart warming smile. “It’s going to be okay Y/N,” he said calmly, swinging your hands in his. “If you don’t like it, we can change it, you and I are doing this together and it’ll be great. Okay? Don’t panic.”

You didn’t want to panic, but it was involuntary panic. It’s not like there’s an off switch. So, you kind of hoped Joshua was take the initiative, hoped he wouldn’t let you go. But, the scene wasn’t written for that. It’s your song, your video, you take the initiative. 

So, with a smile on your lips you turned away from Joshua, who after saying goodbye was about to open his car door. At the click of the handle you spun around, pushed him back against the car, and kissed him. His back slid slightly on the wet car door, or from the force you had pushed him with…regardless, he held you both upright. 

You missed, just slightly. And, that was when Joshua took the initiative. His hand held you still, just at your lower back, the other around the back of your neck, moving your lips to his. 

The kiss was short, but, you weren’t panicking. Joshua grinned widely at you when you pulled away. “That was cute,” he whispered, except at his words you both burst out laughing.

“Cut that, oh god! I swear I can do better!” 

Jun/Junhui 

Originally posted by theoneandonlylioness

Jun had never spoken to you before, nor had he ever met you before. He had merely seen the work you had done before in music videos. You had worked with a number of other idols, had even kissed them, you were an actor after all. Yet, he didn’t want to be another guy on your list. 

“You nervous?” Jeonghan asked, leaning back in the seat and glancing over to Jun. In that moment Jun half expected Jeonghan to whip out some popcorn. 

Jun shook his head, but that wide eyed look, and the slight dip of his bottom lip spoke the truth. “You’re so nervous,” Jeonghan observed, crossing his arms and stretching his legs out in front of him.

“Look, it’s not that its just…” Jun didn’t even know where he was going with that argument. He was nervous about having to kiss you. You’ve kissed people before, it’s just, well…it was you. He wanted to make a good impression. 

“Y/N’s just another person Jun,” Jeonghan sighed nudging Jun with his knee just to get him to look over. “They’re just another person like you and I. So, don’t put them on some pedestal.” Jeonghan leaned closer, his voice a tiny whisper as he said, “Never know, they might be a terrible kisser.”

The laugh that left Jun’s mouth was small. The comfort Jeonghan had brought was enough for Jun to finally stand and walk over to the director who was busy giving you directions. “Sorry, I was just…”

You smiled at Jun, placing a hand against his shoulder as you said, “Don’t worry about the kiss Jun. It’s entirely up to you whether we kiss or not right? You can refuse.”

Jun had built himself up that much, the thought that he wouldn’t be kissing you was overwhelmingly disappointing. It took Jun that moment to realise how much he really wanted to kiss you. So, with a short nod to the director he grinned. “No, lets do this.”

Wonwoo

Originally posted by visual-17

Wonwoo was curious as to why he was the one chosen to do the kiss scene. A very dramatic kiss scene at that. The director had to go through the scenario at least three times, and even now he was still slightly confused. 

He felt as though he were in some kind of novel. Wonwoo knew a kiss scene was going to  happen, he just never, ever expected it to be today, or even, like this. “Does it have to be so dramatic? It’s only a music vid -”

Wonwoo was silenced by your hand, raised, only to be replaced by your finger waggling in warning. “Wonwoo, this is possibly one of the most romantic things that is ever going to happen to me. So, we are filming this.” 

He was struck still. As he was going over what the director had said in his head, he imagined your character being exactly like this. Kind of scary, yet lovable, cute, yet deadly. It suited you, and so, he couldn’t help but grin. “Okay, okay,” he said slowly, raising his hands in defence and backing up. 

Wonwoo had the fake bruise on his cheek, a cut on his palm, and you, a broken handcuff dangling around your wrist. You both even had lines, short lines, just before the kiss. So, with his hand in yours, poised, ready and waiting for the directors call - you both ran. 

Lines. Wonwoo was too focused on remembering his lines that he forgot about the kiss. “You came back for me…” you breathed, faking a heaving chest as you suddenly stopped. 

“Of course I came back for you,” Wonwoo whispered, running a hand down your cheek. “I won’t leave you Y/N, not again…”

With that, you pulled him into a kiss. Wonwoo stilled, forgetting that the kiss was a part of the scene. You acted it exactly the way you were told, desperate, completely and utterly in love. Yet, when Wonwoo’s lips warmed up to yours you felt yourself about to grin. 

You didn’t expect him to kiss you like this, and honestly, neither did he. It wasn’t until your lips were on his that he realised how long he had wanted to kiss you.  

“Cut, cut!” the director grumbled, stepping around the camera. “Desperation Y/N! Look it up!”

You apologised, but with a smirk on your lips you purred, “Hey, guess I get to try that again.” 

Mingyu

Originally posted by svnteen-idiots

“He. Is. Too. Tall.” You found yourself repeating that over, and over again to everyone who would listen, and yet, nobody was listening to you. On the other end of things, Mingyu was too complaining. “Y/N. Is. Too. Short.” And, much like you, nobody was listening.

Mingyu just burst out laughing at the thought of you having to stretch to kiss him. Who knew his height would be such an issue? Everyone. Everyone knew, except you. 

Before long he was standing in front of you. A smile on his face as he tried to compose himself. “How are we going to do this?” you asked, moodily, hands on your hips as you looked up at him. 

Mingyu seemed only slightly taken aback by your words, and then, he laughed. “I could like squat down?” He bent his knees over dramatically until he was eye level with you. A quick flick on the nose was all he received in response. 

“Or I could punch you, and while your in pain I could kiss you?” you teased, smiling back at him as he rubbed his nose. 

“You’re just like Woozi,” he complained, pulling away from you as you went to grab his collar. “What are you doing?”

You gripped his shirt tugging ever so slightly, and standing on your tip toes, your lips suddenly within touching distance. “I’m trying to kiss you,” you breathed, both of you unaware the camera was in fact rolling. Capturing every moment of your arguing, your flirting…but, you weren’t going to kiss unless someone called, “Action!!” 

Mingyu’s lips were on yours without hesitation. You still had one of your hands curled in his shirt, stumbling ever so slightly on your tip toes as his hands pressed you against him. Your breath caught as you felt his teeth tug at your bottom lip. 

You pressed yourself closer, arms around his neck as he squatted slightly, your lips still entangled as his hands trailed down your back. He gripped your legs, lifting you, and you, jumped into his arms like you had done this for years. “CUT!! STOP!” the director called and you two pulled away, breathless, but for a moment Mingyu stared into your eyes. Your foreheads pressed together as you both burst out laughing. 

And, still the camera was rolling. The kiss never made it into the video, but everything else did. Whoops.  

DK/Seokmin

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DK hadn’t prepared himself for this. He thought it would have been one of the other members, maybe Scoups or Jeonghan. Even though he was one of the older members he never once thought he would be the first to have a kiss scene. But, here he was.  

He was so nervous. DK had kissed people before but this was different, firstly he didn’t know you, and secondly, kissing people on camera is very different to kissing someone in real life. 

“You look like you’re about to keel over,” Seungcheol sniggered from beside him. Scoups had shown up just for support, except with him there DK found it harder to concentrate. He just knew the less people that were there the easier it would be to kiss you. 

“Really??” Seokmin rambled unable to stop himself from laughing nervously under his breath. “Why aren’t you up there instead of me?”

“Are you serious?” Seungcheol laughed, patting Seokmin on the shoulder before pushing him in your direction. Moments later you were in front of him, a smile on your lips as you glanced up at him. 

The director’s words kept running through his head, “Kiss them like you haven’t seen them for months…” DK kept thinking of every rom-com he’d ever seen, and so, when ACTION was called he grabbed you, and kissed you like he had never kissed anyone before.

Your bodies were pressed together. His hand was in your hair, the other on the small of your back pulling you closer and closer. His kiss moving from your lips to your jaw, your neck, and then, your lips again.  Seokmin didn’t even hear the director call cut. Or, was it simply that he didn’t want to hear the director yell cut? 

Your lips were still pressed against his, his hand on the small of your back as he pulled you closer. “CUT!!” the director called again and you both sprang away from each other, breathless, red cheeked, and a smile spreading from corner to corner. 

“When he said kiss me like…” you were too flustered to even speak. “You’re an amazing kisser.” 

Th8/Minghao

Originally posted by luhan-bee

Minghao was frustrated, and that was an understatement. You both had been trying to get this kiss scene right for the past four hours, and nothing was working. 

The set was changed numerous times, the scenario was even changed, they even brought one of the other members over to see if the kiss worked better with someone else. But, the director was adamant this kiss would only work with you two. Minghao and you. And, if it didn’t work out, there wouldn’t be a kiss scene.

“I’m starting to think it’d be better without a kiss scene,” Minghao mumbled, staring down at you with your head resting on his knee. You two had been kissing for the past couple of hours, this was suddenly familiar territory.

The director had called a break. She thought it would be better for you both to come back in twenty minutes with a fresh start. To, in her words, ‘get a better perspective on the scene.’ All Minghao was thinking about was sleep, food, going home. Don’t take this the wrong way but he didn’t want to kiss you again. 

“I’m starting to agree with you,” you laughed, scooting slightly closer to stretch your legs out across the floor. Minghao couldn’t help but snigger as he watched you press your fingers against your swollen lips. “They hurt,” you complained, aiming a punch in his chest.

“Well, you still look very pretty even with swollen lips,” he said, his hand running through your hair automatically. For some reason, it felt right for him to do that, as though he’d done it his entire life. 

You sighed relaxing against him. “I guess you and I just don’t have charisma on camera,” you observed glancing up at him through your eyelashes. He peered back down at you, and even in this angle he looked handsome. “You know, some couples don’t work well on camera but off camera they’re…”

Minghao grinned widely. “Did you say couple?”

You froze, suddenly backtracking on your words. “Wait what? NO!”

“You did you said - “ You flung yourself from his lap and kissed him quickly. His words silenced against your mouth, except as you started to sink into the kiss you whimpered ever so slightly pulling away and pouting. “My lips really hurt…”

He nodded in agreement. “Maybe we should try that again, in like a couple of hours.” 

Seungkwan 

Originally posted by strawberryboo

Seungkwan stared at you wide eyed. His mouth forming a small ‘oh’ as you stepped back. A wild flush of red spread across your entire face. “Cut that out!” you cried to the director, stepping further away from him. “Please cut that out…”

Everyone there was just as wide eyed and confused as Seungkwan who was now smiling in a way that spoke confidence, yet, still shocked. You could feel your knees shake, your heart thumping in your chest, about to run. But, Seungkwan hand grabbed yours. 

“You kissed me,” he exclaimed, holding onto you so you didn’t dash. You couldn’t even believe you had kissed him. The kiss wasn’t scripted, it just a reaction to the way he was looking at you. He made you believe that you two were going to kiss. 

“Am I really that irresistible Y/N?” he sniggered, taking both your hands in his. 

You wanted to hide. You could feel the whole room staring at you. You were just supposed to hug him, and stare at him for a moment, except, the staring was so deep…you felt yourself leaning towards him… 

“We need to redo it,” the director called, and you thankful that someone else spoke nodded enthusiastically. You redid the scene. But, when nobody called cut you just stared at the director in confusion. 

“With the kiss Y/N…” Seungkwan gently turned you back to face him. His eyes were teasing you slightly, a small twinkle that was unwavering. Confidence suddenly exuding from him. You knew why, because you had made it evidently clear how much it was okay for him to kiss you. 

When it was over you stopped him. “I’m so sorry I kissed you, I mean…I just…”

Seungkwan stopped you. “Y/N, you have no idea how nervous I was today. But, when you kissed me it made everything so much fun, and not because of the kiss, but because you made me feel good about myself. So, don’t be sorry. I should thank you.”

Vernon

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“Don’t be nervous,” you said quietly to Vernon, except you too were panicking. All that was running through both of your heads was, I have to kiss them. Shit. 

Strangely enough it was a Wednesday, a day Hansol still reminds you of. “Hey Y/N, remember our first kiss?” And, yes, this traumatising day for some reason hadn’t left your memory. Traumatising because Hansol had been stalked by the rest of Seventeen, and you by your own group. So not only did you have to kiss him, you had an audience. Great. 

It was for your music video. A debuting group, and suddenly, you had Hansol as the male lead. It was kind of exciting, but still, weird. You both felt exactly the same way.

Hansol was sitting there with a smile on his face. But, every now and again his cheeks would flush red, he’d try to suppress his widening smile, and then, he would burst out laughing. Yep. He was panicking. 

“Should we just kiss now?” Hansol stilled like a bunny in headlights. His eyes widened in shock of your suggestion as he wiped sweaty palms down his legs. “I mean, like…it’ll make it easier to kiss you later?”

“Umm…Yeah. I mean, yeah, let’s just…” He leaned in towards you and suddenly you were the one to panic. “I thought you meant now.”

“Yeah I did…” You looked at everyone still watching, but as you turned back, Hansol’s lips were on yours. You felt like you were in a cartoon, bodies distances apart, hands by your sides, wrong. 

You pulled away. “Try this,” you whispered, stepping forward and taking his hands. You placed them on your waist, standing on your tiptoes to kiss him again, wrapping your own arms around his neck. 

“Good job we tried this before we filmed,” Vernon breathed against your lips, and smiling cheekily. 

“We can try again if you want?” 

Dino/Chan

Originally posted by tekukii

“I’m the youngest, I shouldn’t be doing this,” Chan mumbled hoping nobody had heard him. Except, everyone had heard. 

“You don’t have to do it,” Jeonghan said reassuringly, placing a hand on Dino’s shoulder. In his eyes however, there was the challenge. A challenge which raised the question of whether or not Dino was really going to do it.

Seungkwan sniggered slightly, leaning forward to stare at Chan. “You won’t do it.” The challenges were all over every single face in that room. Dino noticed it, and as you walked through the door, meeting their stares, you too noticed it.

“What makes you think he won’t do it?” you suddenly snapped, arms crossed over your chest, hip cocked out, and the anger evident in your eyes. You knew they were all just messing about but, you could sense the unease in Dino.

“I mean look at you Y/N, you’re flawless…” Jun said with a smile. An award winning smile that on other days would have made you swoon, was now annoying you. 

You crossed the room to stand beside Dino. “My looks have got nothing to do with this. All that matters is that I know Dino will kiss me because its his job, today, to kiss me.”

With a smile, you looked over at him. “Yeah,” he whispered quietly. A nod quickly following as you took his hand. “I’m going to kiss Y/N.”

“Damn straight you are,” you confirmed, pulling him onto the set. The lights were on you two with a blink and suddenly you didn’t have any confidence left. It was as though you had left it all in that room with the rest of Seventeen. 

Chan however, grinned, all your confidence was suddenly residing in him. The moment the director called “ACTION”, he pressed his lips against yours. It was soft. Smooth. Lasted only a short amount of time but it was enough to make your heart flutter. 

“I knew you would kiss me,” you whispered. 

Leave This Town Pt 7 (Mechanic!Bucky AU)

Characters: reader, Bucky, Surprise Avengers! :)

Summary: After leaving the small town life behind, you’ve worked hard to make your dreams come true. When something unexpected brings you home, you’re brought back to the place where everything changed. Timing is everything and now there just might be a second chance with the man you left behind. 

Song Inspiration: Angela by The Lumineers

Warnings: Fluff! Tiny bit of angst. Mentions of death.

Word Count: 3.2k

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**This fic is for @bionic-buckyb ‘s 5K AU Writing Challenge**

A/N: Oh my gosh, this fic has taken over everything and I just can’t stop myself from adding more parts but I don’t want to?? I’ve been so excited to get to this part so please let me know your thoughts! I adore you all. <3

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Originally posted by bovaria

Two Years Later

Warm, salty sea air caressed your face and tousled your hair in the early light. Resting your mug of coffee on the porch railing, you let your gaze wander over the sprawling city toward the rolling hills and beyond. It was in the stillness of the morning where you allowed yourself to marvel in the fact that you now called this place home. In a few weeks, it would be two years since you arrived Los Angeles without a clue and barely a plan. It was amazing to think back on the path you had taken, the struggles you’ve had, and the sacrifices you have made.

Pressing the mug to your lips, you took a sip and felt a presence behind you seconds before a pair of muscular arms wrapped around your waist.

“The ocean is that way, you know,” he teased, hooking his thumb in the direction behind you.

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