but let's say it's my first time

after the internet goes out should i not sleep & instead play dr all day y/n

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Snow stares at me as he says "Baz, let's drink whiskey!!''

I raise an eyebrow at him. “Snow,” I say. “It’s half 8 in the morning. Why would you want to drink whiskey now?”

“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere,” he says.

Leave the first sentence of a fic in my askbox, and I will write the next five.

Beauty and the Beast isn't what Tumblr's been saying it is.

I can completely get over Emma Watson being Belle for the sheer amount of representation that’s in the film. What representation? 

 Let’s begin (spoiler alert!):

1. Black People in France. Yes, honey. For the first time in my life, I walked into a widely released period piece that doesn’t ignore the existence of black people. Not as mere servants and slaves, but as actual fucking court members and townspeople. Also, interracial couples. Y'ALL. 

 2. Le Fou. I was concerned about this, but he actually undergoes character development. He eventually abandons Gaston and has a change of heart (Disney-style, but I’ll take it). The scene with him “dancing with another man” at the end is led up to- it’s not just random. It doesn’t send the message that gay people are stupid and deserve to be mistreated (Mrs. Potts literally tells him he deserves better), which were my main concerns for this film. TL;DR, the LeFou plotline isn’t what Tumblr made it out to be, I promise.  

 3. The Gender Fluid Character. There is a scene in a which a character normalizes a man in a dress in a positive way. I was expecting him to be mocked, but this doesn’t happen! (Also, I believe this is the same character LeFou dances with at the end). 

 4. Belle teaches a child to read/ LeFou realizes he can’t read. Watson aside, the actual perils of living in 17th century France are explored, like the Plague, and also the importance of literacy. As children’s literacy is very important to me, I LOVED this. 

There’s more, but I think the representation needs to be supported (listen, I almost never see myself in a period piece, I was expecting this cast to be vanilla as hell) and Disney needs to know that we want more of it. 

 ALSO: to the white and non-black POC who straight up lied about the representation in this film, I SEE YOU.

Husband thought I was alone

Im not sure if any remember one of my earlier stores on how i got started with Teddy.  It was husband and I fantasizing about 3 some with teddy.   We would play a lot like that, not as mush anymore since i been getting he real deal.  Well Tuesday night  we had one of those play times with husband me and a dildo.  First let me say after getting teddy in my mouth or my pussy its very disappointing when hubby fucks me now or when i give him a blowjob he cums but nothing let teddy.  After Husband went to bed i texted teddy and told him about it and that I was still horny.  He told me to go downstairs and he was going to call me.  We got me off so good even better then with husbands cock and that was with his voice and my fingers.  Well the next afternoon Teddy stops by and tells me we are going to have some fun.  He tells me to call hubby and tell him that i was so horny from last night and was still think about it.  I told hubby i was on the sofa and I had my favorite dildo ready. As I’m talking to hubby i tell him imagine if Teddy stopped by when I was alone.  i proceed to tell husband.  it would be so great if he came over and I told him to take off my clothes as i told hubby that Teddy started to undress me.  Once i was naked i said to husband i imagine you licking my pussy while teddy comes behind me and starts kissing me and playing with me tits.  Teddy immediately starts kissing me and grabbing my tits.  Teddy then drops his pants and Im telling hubby that teddy cock is so hard  as he watching you eat me.  I say to husband what would you want  me to do with teddy cock, and he say i guess you should suck it, I drop to me knees and take teddy hard cock in my mouth  tell hubby can you hear me sucking the dildo as i suck on teddy cock.  after  few minutes i put he phone on speaker and tell hubby i want to suck his cock while teddy fucks me, he tells me how wild i as and i tell him the dildo is making me so horny. Teddy stands me up and bend me over the are of the sofa.  he started rubbing is cock on my pussy and i tell hubby that Im going to use the dildo to fuck me.  As i say that teddy shove his cocks into my wet pussy. he keep s fucking me hard as Im taking to hubby.  I tell hubby i want you to cum all over my tits but where should teddy cum?  and he says he fucking you so in your pussy.  I tell hubby to say it to teddy and “Tiny” say Teddy cum in my wife as i cum on her tits.  as he say that teddy starts fucking me harder.  Im close to cuming so I ask hubby to tell teddy to cum at the same time.  As he is saying that started to cum on teddy cock as he was ready to shoot, I’m cuming and  i  scream out yes teddy fuck my pussy i want to feel your cum and scream teddy name again as he cums inside my pussy.  after a minute hubby is still on the phone and tells me i am the best and he loves to hear me cum on the phone while he is at work.  I tell him good by and hangup the phone and go back to sucking and clean teddy cock.  When i walk teddy to the door  he calls me his horny little bitch and said that was great.  He kissed me good bye and i could still feel all his cum running down my legs.  Then i realized what time it was and ran into the shower before my kids got home from school.

also, the great thing abt wtnv that im rediscovering is that it does not ever, ever let you forget that cecil is gay and it doesnt make his attraction to carlos into a gay joke. its funny, sometimes, but in a more honestly comedically written way. like “i fell in love instantly” is funny in its abruptness but not funny because its gay. u feel me??

im trying to say that the show establishes how cecil feels abt carlos from ep 1 and doesnt ever let u forget abt it or sweep it under the rug and i love it. every “carlos” is followed by “perfect carlos” or “handsome carlos” or “beautiful carlos” and it genuinely hits a point where its sweet and funny all at the same time and the joke is never the gay attraction itself.

so. thanks night vale for that really really good writing, especially bc i listened to some episodes in the car with my mom and she laughed the first time it came up and then realized it wasnt actually a gay joke but rather, actual good writing and i love seeing straight people thrown for a loop like that

jack at the beginning of the episode: i cant believe i actually killed someone???? my first ever kill?? how will my subconscious ever let me see past this???

jack: *has a vague memory of his father telling him that sometimes its Ok to kill

jack at the end of the episode: hello again violent lady soldiers its time for u to say Goodnight

Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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Goodbye Gravity Falls

Hey internet. I’ve got some tough news I have to deliver. Are you sitting down? Do you have a minute? Here, have this picture of a dachshund dressed as a crayon to relax:

Everyone good? Okay here goes.

There’s no easy way to say it so I’m just going to say it: Gravity Falls is coming to an end. There are two more episodes left: “Weirdmageddon II: Escape from Reality” and “Weirdmageddon III” which will be our hour long series finale. After that, Gravity Falls as we know it will be over.

I know how tough this will be for many fans, and I feel you guys. But before you start sending me .GIF’s of pitchforks and torches let me explain.

The first thing to know is that the show isn’t being cancelled- it’s being finished. This is 100% my choice, and its something I decided on a very long time ago. I always designed Gravity Falls to be a finite series about one epic summer- a series with a beginning, middle, and end. There are so many shows that go on endlessly until they lose their original spark, or mysteries that are cancelled before they ever get a chance to payoff.

But I wanted Gravity Falls to have a mystery that had a real answer, an adventure that had a real climax, and an ending that had a real conclusion for the characters I care so much about. This is very unusual in television and a pretty big experiment, and Disney for their part has been enormously supportive. I know that hits are rare in this business, and its hard to let one of them go, so I’m so grateful that this company has had the vision to let me start (and end) the show the way I always wanted to.

Why did we wait so long to announce that this was the last season? The truth is, it wasn’t up to me. Before we started Season 2, my writers and I decided that this season would be the last. I wanted to announce this to the world at large then, but I was restricted from doing so, mainly because I think a lot of people were hoping I’d change my mind.

But Gravity Falls was never meant to be a series that goes on and on forever. It’s meant to be an exploration of the experience of summer, and in a larger sense a story about childhood itself. The fact that childhood ends is exactly what makes it so precious- and why you should cherish it while it lasts.  

No words can describe how grateful I am for the millions of fans who have cherished Gravity Falls for the time that it’s been on air. Running a TV show, especially one where you write, direct, supervise, and co-star, can be an incredibly grueling experience. But every hand-written letter, tweet, tattoo, piece of art, costume and creation from the fans made this enormous undertaking worthwhile. To the Gravity Falls fandom- I love you guys. You’re weird and clever and smart and curious and have been a constant inspiration to me and the crew. You’ve picked us up when we felt down and pushed and inspired us to do the best work we possibly could. I hope you enjoy watching our finale as much as we enjoyed dreaming it up.

And if you don’t, keep it to yourself, pal! Yeesh!

Anyway, I know this will still be hard for a lot of fans to digest, so here’s a few FAQ’s for you guys.


Is this a prank? You’re a real prankster, you are!

Nah man, this is real. The first stage of grief is “denial”- that’s why there are people out there who think that Andy Kauffman and Tupac are hiding in the woods waiting to drop 2016′s sickest album. But this is the truth. Besides, just bumming out millions of people for no reason would be a pretty lame prank. My pranks are a lot better than that, give me some credit!

This sucks! I want to be mad at someone! Is there someone I can be mad at?

Being mad is easier than being sad, I get it! But there really are no villains here. My team and I set out to do something and we did it, and the network supported our crazy vision. If you wanna be mad at someone, blame…I don’t know… the goat. With his shifty eyes. This is all his fault. 

Are they going to make a third season without you? Will it be called “Gravity Falls Babies: The New Class: Generations?”

While that is an amazing idea, and you would make an amazing executive, there are no plans to create another full season.

What’s next for you? Are you going to ride the rails with your belongings in a sack, playing the harmonica, going wherever the wind takes you like some kind of tragic folk hero, perhaps named “Johnny Flannel-Britches?”

These questions are getting weirdly specific, guys. The truth is- I don’t know! I’ve spent the last 4 years living & breathing Gravity Falls. I’ve pulled more all-nighters than anyone I’ve ever known who didn’t work at NASA and basically holed myself up in my office to the exclusion of any sort of actual life. I already have some very exciting opportunities lining up on the horizon after I take a good vacation. We’ll see!

How can we continue to stalk follow your exploits?

You can continue to find me on twitter @_AlexHirsch. I’ll be tweeting all sorts of GF goodies leading up to the finale!

Will the last episode be exactly like my head canon?  If not, can I firebomb your house?

The jokes on you, because I don’t have a house! I live in a “shire.” But seriously- my team works insanely hard to make the best series we can.  Of course there’s no way to satisfy every single fan’s personal theories. But our show reflects a genuine sincere effort by some really talented folks to make the coolest thing we can (with the time and budget available.) Will every single conceivable question ever thought of about Gravity Falls be answered in the end? Of course not. But that just leaves some material for any potential Gravity Falls projects in the future…(including the canon Journal #3 that goes on sale in 2016)

Are you SURE you’ll never make more Gravity Falls?

I know that there will be many fans who will be sad to see the Pines family go, but just because I’ve finished the story I wanted to tell doesn’t necessarily mean we will never see Dipper, Mabel, & Stan again. It means that this chapter is closed, and that I, at least for now, am personally done telling their story.

I want to thank Disney, my amazing cast and crew, and most of all our fans for taking this unforgettable road trip with me through the redwoods into a place called Gravity Falls. I look forward to seeing what adventure we go on next.
Your pal,

Alex Hirsch

PS: pqxv tbfoa

PPS: Want to thank the cast and crew for the awesome job they’ve done? Feel free to use the #GravityFinale

The Art of Healing Part III: Respect the Clock

It’s the first day of Spring. 

I beg of nature blossom the buds. Let us see what the seeds have been planning—artful architects that they are. 

I need a little spring time. Sprinkle the days with rain; drops decorating fauna; beading them like ladies’ pearls. April is the month of my birth and so anxiously I press under the earth for that first nascent gasp of air.

It’s been a strange time. There are things I want to say but will wait. Everything has its season—its peak ripeness. 

There have been more tears in my recent days than I’d care to explain. I reckon it’s the weather. My insides are getting out their last bouts of winter blues; flushing the system fresh. It is scary to be sad when it’s sunny. That’s why I hated L.A. Come April, 


Fascinating that under a blanket of ice sleep Spring’s new miracles. My father is a gardener, and so I identify with the species that waits until the frost has passed to begin again. 

There are things I would love to say, and will say eventually, because Truth…that audacious thing her… she persists, 

she persists, 

she persists. 

But out of respect of Time I know that now is not the time. 

If you must know I read a magazine article today. I read a magazine article that purported things about my life that were not true. And while my name made no appearance, well, the purported was there. 

And he had called, you know, just a few weeks ago. And the call was seventeen minutes long and we managed to laugh, and I said I didn’t have it in me to be hurt or angry because everything runs its course, and eventually the earth tilts, 

and seasons change, 

and new life grows. 

And behind coffee mugs there lie light plans to perhaps sip and chat (makes you wonder what might be happening in Hollywood) and I didn’t feel the pang of loss, no, I felt relief that my heart was still; calm; unfettered; unaffected. 

I will have to address the magazine, because, well, Truth. But now is not the time. Now we are clearing the way to honor Spring, a more noble and joyous guest–we honor Spring and we honor Time. 

Time has allowed me to slow down and Time is generous in that way. You can speed up, rush madly, or crawl and still be in step with Time; always there with you, beside you, wherever you decide to go and at whatever pace. 

My mother said of mourning: You must respect* the time it takes to heal. 

*Respect. Not “acknowledge,” not “understand,” but respect. 

I have awarded Time slight ownership over my days—given it free reign. And because of respecting Time I am entering my Spring with a healthy amount of fear and a belly full of ambition. I understand that Time wants to lie in bed a little longer; keep me too long on the phone; make me a few minutes late for work. Time wants me wholly because it knows something I do not know. It holds all secrets of forever; is unquestionable in its wisdom; the undefeatable against even the most mighty. 

And so, as if there were ever an alternative, I lay myself at the mercy of Time, its cruelty only appearing in the form of the inevitable. But its tenderness bearing all possibilities. 

Why I think that Yuri!!! on Ice will end well

Okay, so I’ve just gotten up of my bed to write this, so if you find some incoherence, well, I’m sorry. I still have my eyes foggy.

Okay so let’s start talking about Yuri on ICE. The song, not the anime. When this song is referred in the show, every time they say it’s Yuuri’s history, how he felt alone at first but little by little he begins to find love around him and how that affects him. More exactly, it talks about how Yuuri changed when Viktor came to his life. (You might like to look for the song and listen to it while you read this. You can experience it better that way. That’s what I’m doing rn)

And what I’ve noticed is that if we put the song alongside the episodes, they fit perfectly. At first, we have Yuuri at his lowest point of his life, when everything looked grey and depressing, and when he desperately needed someone to hold onto. That is episode 1.

Then, you can hear the song change subtly, and the story keeps going, at how he’s surprised to find Viktor, and the song explains the beginning of their relationship, and how, despite Viktor not being the best of coaches, he tries for Yuuri. He messes up, but he keeps on fighting for him, and we can see how the love they have for each other increases with the crescendo. That’s episode 2 to 7 before he performs Yuri on Ice.

Then the music suddenly changes, and the crescendo stops to cue in a calming melody. That represents when he performed Yuri on ICE. When everything fell in place with such clarity and Yuuri could only think of Viktor and Viktor alone, and how he realized his love for him and let it finally show with his body.

Then we get to another crescendo, that is how their relationship gets closer and closer, despite everything in their way. How they belong to each other alone, and their love is the most important thing between them, and they won’t let anyone be in their way. You can feel the rush, the exhilaration as the music goes by, the thrill of discovering every day more things of the person you love,.

There’s another calm part, when it shows how Yuuri feels about Viktor. How his mere presence is calming, how he knows he can overcome anything when he has him by his side. We can also interpret it like the end of episode 9, when Yuuri learns that, after all Viktor feels the same way as he does.

Cue in another crescendo, and we reach Barcelona, and how it seems like their love can’t be deeper than what we see. We can feel how they feel for each other, how they would sacrifice anything for the other.

And then we reach to the end. People may be wondering why Yuuri hasn’t performed this song perfectly in any of their competitions, but that’s because his story hasn’t ended yet. Their story wasn’t finished in episode 7, their story wasn’t finished in episode 9. The peak will come at episode 12, the last performance for the GPF. I don’t know how the competition will end, and I’m not exactly bothered by it either. But what I need to see is Yuuri finishing his performance perfectly, because it shows his life, his story all this time.

The end is calming, sweet, and you can feel so much love in it, and I really believe that that’s how this anime is going to end. Viktor and Yuuri will be alright, because their song already told us.

They will be okay. More than okay.

That is all, I believe. Thank you for reading my rant about Yuri!!! On Ice, I very much appreciate it. And don’t hesitate telling me your thoughts about it.


❄ Chimney by @ellesanimalhaven | 5A00-0032-3944 🍁

I’ve been excited to visit this town ever since I saw it’s first WIP pics and let me say, I was not disappointed. The lightly falling snow and warm fall colors make this town breathtaking, and has quickly become one of my all-time favorite towns!

Let’s talk Broadchurch timeline inconsistencies (not complaining just rambling)

One should NOT tempt me to talk about time-wimey stuff in Broadchurch - my feeble brain can’t resist to spill out all its crazy thoughts. @penfairy’s recent post and also @jalola298 post have prompted me to go down the rabbit hole… I apologize for a rambly and lengthy post.

Okay let’s talk Broadchurch timeline inconsistencies… First of all I wanna say that this is one of my pet peeves about the show and I have brooded for hours and hours over these inconsistencies while writing fic… and yes, I am insane and totally pedantic about it so bear with me… this contains spoilers…

1. Pippa’s and Daisy’s age

  • Pippa was murdered in the night from April 14th to 15th 2012 (that’s the date of the wedding the Gillespie’s went to); she is 12 years old at that time (so her year of birth is either early 2000 or late 1999). In May of 2014  - the time of the restaurant scene with Ricky - Pippa might have been 14.
  • Daisy’s age is stated as 15 years twice in the series – during dinner at the Miller’s and during the restaurant scene when Ricky shows up
  • The dinner happens much EARLIER in the series than most people think (including myself until I figured it out) – the Miller dinner is happening on the evening on Wed 7/24/13 – the reason why we know this is when Jocelyn interrogates Susan Wright she gives a date for the break in at the ECHO; therefore the dinner happens only 6 days into the investigations (this also matches the reconstruction happening the day after in Ep 5 “one week on Thursday”, exactly a week after Danny was murdered) (that also means that Ep 1- to beginning of Ep 5 spans only 8 days of the investigation)
  • The restaurant scene happens most likely end of May (Joe’s trial start 5/14/14).
  • Now the only way Daisy can be 15 years old in both July 2013 and May 2014 is if her birthday is in June. She would have just turned 15 in June 2013 and about to turn 16 in June 2014. That puts her birthdate sometime in June 1998. She would have been 13 in April of 2012.
  • So that makes the girls at best 1 year if not almost 2 years apart.
  • That doesn’t match Hardy’s statement they were the same age unless we are lenient and say that 12 and 13 are sort of close enough in age to say it’s the same.
  • If we didn’t have Daisy’s age as 15 in July 2013 things could work out better, but they are close enough in age I guess to justify Hardy’s statement of “same age”.

2. Beth’s Pregnancy

  • If Beth knew in mid-end July 2012 that she is pregnant, the earliest she could have conceived is mid-end June; more likely she conceived mid-end May, but let’s say it was mid-June 2012.
  • That puts her due date mid-end MARCH 2014. She gives birth in mid-end May.
  • CHIBNALL!!!!!!! What were you thinking?

4. Tom’s and Danny’s age

  • Danny is born in May 2002; that means Beth was pregnant in the later part of 2001
  • In the stand Ellie states that Tom is thirteen years old; that would put his birth year either early 2001 or possibly late 2000
  • A few moments later in the same scene, Ellie says her and Beth were in the same NCT group (that’s a birthing class for those who don’t know); if Tom is born early 2001 (anytime before May) Beth and Ellie could not have been feasibly pregnant at the same time
  • Again – CHIBNALL!!!!!! (he clearly needs some education about lengths of pregnancies)

3. Other inconsistencies

  • Claire states on the day of the plea statement that she has been in Broadchurch for 7 months; counting from July 2012 seven months down brings us to January, at best February of 2014.
  • There is NO way the plea hearing is happening in January or February – it’s a beautiful late spring, early summer day; also Beth is preparing for the birth of the baby which she probably wouldn’t much earlier than maybe 2-4 weeks prior to due date. So, that then takes us maybe to mid-end April.

4. General timeline considerations for each series and the overall story (and this is where it gets rambly under the cut)

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And that’s how some students from UA accidentally rickrolled a whole nation

7/7 Happy Birthday, Yamada Hizashi aka Present Mic! 

He’s just my absolute fave so of course I had to draw something.

You can’t tell me he wouldn’t be proud of them for that high quality rickroll, even if their plans didn’t involve a nation-wide broadcast 
He’s probably also the kinda person to genuinely enjoy a mixtape with like 15 times just never gonna give you up


While I understand people gotta run dungeons to get gear and tomestones , screaming “STOP DYING STOP DYING ITS NOT MY FAULT PLS STOP DYING ” in my head is unavoidable when your 60 roulette tank is severely under geared (vault equipment ), you’ve got more HP as a healer than them and It’s their first time tanking. Let’s just say tank busters made me cry every time. ;w;)/

I-I never want to go back to the arboretum ever again .

Boys will be boys… How many times have I heard that saying? How many times has anybody? A decent amount - I’d suspect. But does anyone know what it actually means?

Let’s take little Johnny, just turned 6, he’s in kindergarten and its his first day, he meets little Jane, who’s 5 and ¼ and proud of it. He pulls on her curly pigtails and steals her barbies, sound familiar? And little Jane goes home crying with Johnny’s painted fingerprints stuck in her hair and her mother tells her not to worry; it’s just paint, it’ll wash out, and your barbies can have their hair brushed and be back to normal. Besides, when a boy pulls your pigtails Jane-y that means he likes you. (I honestly don’t think little Johnny knows the difference between a pencil crayon and a marker, let alone what the hell a crush is but I digress.)

Let’s look at them a few years later. Little Johnny is 12 and little Jane is 11 and ½ and on the soccer team with little Johnny and out on that field he comes out of nowhere and tackles her to the ground. Throughout the game is much of the same, tackles, pebbles thrown at her, the ball aimed at her and kicked with the intent to hurt just enough to get her attention. She goes home with bruised shins and knees and a grass stained jersey tee. Her mother washes the jersey and tells her not to fret, Johnny just doesn’t know how to tell her how he feels just yet and little Jane believes her because hey, boys will be boys right? Stupid. Immature. Boys.

Then little Johnny’s 18 and he’s not so little anymore, and little Jane’s all grown up being 17 and ¾ and so close to that freedom. They’re at a party and their respective friend groups are mingling and Johnny drags Jane away to get some air and latches onto her wrists like cuffs and tries to gain a kiss despite her protests. Now wait a second - hold up you say, that’s wrong! He shouldn’t do that, if she doesn’t want him to kiss her he should respect that. Really? REALLY?! How would he know?

His whole life it’s been - you show a girl you like her by hurting her, not majorly hurting her, but teasing her; tugging on her pigtails and throwing stones. If she says she doesn’t like it? Well then she’s playing hard to get! And how would she know, that what he’s doing isn’t right? When her whole life shes been taught that love is violence and violence is love, because that’s just how boys are.

When you are a boy to be open is to be vulnerable and to be vulnerable is to be womanly and to be womanly is to be weak. So all that pressure to be a man! To man up! Stop being such a pussy! Only girls cry, only girls can show emotion! All of that just builds in layers and layers and layers. 6, 12, 18. it keeps going and going and going until POP! She’s got a black eye and he’s got a bruised fist and he’s sitting in the back of the cruiser while she can’t talk to the fucking officer through her shaking split lips.

But hey, boys will be boys, right? What I wanna know, is when the hell did being a boy mean being a monster? When did being a boy mean being a rapist, being a creep, being someone who doesn’t understand what the word no could possibly mean, being someone who believes in the “Friend-zone” because it’s not enough for you to treat a girl like a human being but in doing so you expect her to suck your dick in gratitude. No. There is no such thing as the “Friend-zone” and to think that you need to be rewarded for treating people like people is going to get you slapped.

So is it really boys will be boys? Or is it boys will be creatures, who've suppressed themselves for so damn long that they become a ticking time bomb and the girls are the collateral damage that no one gives a fuck about  because boys will be boys and to think any different is to lie to yourself. Girls are taught from a young age not to go out at night alone, because men are dangerous. And to aim for the nose, the eyes, the groin, and if you hear footsteps behind you then put your keys between your fingers and feel that cold metal heat up from the white heat of your knuckles. This is how you punch properly. Your elbows are the strongest weapons of your body.

And we know this, we learn this, we live this, because boys are taught to be “boys”, but they are never taught to be decent human beings.

—  k.snow. (and angry rant/spoken word for my drama class)

“This is what the LORD says—Israel’s King and Redeemer, the LORD of Heaven’s Armies: “I am the First and the Last; there is no other God. Who is like me? Let him step forward and prove to you his power. Let him do as I have done since ancient times when I established a people and explained its future. Do not tremble; do not be afraid. Did I not proclaim my purposes for you long ago? You are my witnesses—is there any other God? No! There is no other Rock—not one!””
Isaiah 44:6-8 NLT

To place longings and hopes into a thing verses God who made all things is a promise for disappointment, shame, and loss. It could be depending on a job for security, or a college degree for a future, or a relationship to not let us down, or a marriage partner for love, or letting our feelings determine right and wrong. Really anything except God. The Bible calls this an idol, and it will always lead us astray from God’s will and his great plans for our life.

anonymous asked:

sometimes i'm like 100% sure its tarjei and then other times i'm like maybe it isn't why would they put him in the song lol but THEN I REMEMBER THAT THE SHOW WAS SPECIFICALLY CREATED FOR THE SHOW HE IS ON??? so like..... also apparently herman is in it too??????? idk BUT THATS MY SON

idk where the herman thing came from but IT MAKES SENSE THAT IT’S TARJEI OKAY. first off, it SOUNDS LIKE HIM. second of all, ONLY THE MUSIC PRODUCER IS CREDITED, NO ARTISTS OR ANYTHING. id assume that if they had an official artist not affiliated with skam, that they would have to credit them?? but they wouldnt necessarily have to if it was one of their own. and THIRD, WE KNOW TARJEI ACTUALLY SINGS AND RAPS SO ITS NOT A REACH???

I just kind of assumed that Marcus Kane would have game, but after the cheek kiss and his “what was that?” reaction, it is CANONICALLY obvious that he is absolutely clueless and it delights me beyond belief.