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When the Night Meets the Ocean. {ACOTAR oneshot}

Based off a prompt requested by @lorydavidova : the Inner Circle on vacation. I loved writing this! Thank you, thank you, thank you for this sweet prompt! :) short, sweet, simple, and full of love.
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The Summer Court had hidden beauties that Rhysand even found himself surprised by after all his years in Prythian.
He sat on top of a rock, looking out at the series of waterfalls that fell into the ocean.
“You seem distracted.”
Rhys embraced the joy that consumed his soul as his eyes found those of his mate. Her long hair was down in long, loose waves, thanks to the salt water. “Just watching you all.”
Feyre perched herself on the rock behind his, and pulled him back so that his back rested in between her legs. When she didn’t say anything, he continued, “You have to take in these moments. You have to memorize them, lock them away in a special place. When war comes again, these are the memories that will help you stay sane.”
Feyre rested her chin on the top of his head, and the two of them breathed in the love being displayed around them.
Nesta was snuggled closely in Cassian’s arms, sitting just beneath a gentle waterfall, the water hitting their toes. She was blushing furiously at whatever he was whispering in her ear.
Rhysand was happy Cassian found someone who was worthy of him. Cass had a good heart, and a lot of love to give. At first, the High Lord was not sure why he would fall for Nesta. But as time went on, and Rhysand saw the two of them together, he found his answer.
They were two opposites, two different halves of the same being. They needed one another to feel whole, they needed one another to heal.
Rhysand watched his Commander spread his wings and wrap them around his love, kissing her softly as they disappeared from sight.
Azriel had Elain on his back, her arms wrapped around his neck as he swam them through the clear, blue water. They were laughing about something, and Rhysand felt a pang of joy at the emotion on the Shadowsinger.
He felt the same for Elain, as Az played a large role at helping her heal from her trauma. While Cassian and Nesta were two halves of the same whole, Azriel and Elain found love because they were so similar that they understood one another perfectly, without having to say anything at all.
The Seer threw her head back and shook with laughter, causing Az to smile with his lips in the water as his arms continued to push them forward through the small waves.
Amren was sprawled out on a towel between Varian and Mor, bathing in the warmth of the sun. She had a small smile on her lips at something Mor was saying, and Varian looked as if he wanted to be anywhere else but in middle of that conversation.
Rhys could make out the tiniest tint of pink spread across his high cheekbones.
“It’s a beautiful view,” Feyre breathed in his ear, taking in the salty air and the clear, blue horizon, “but it doesn’t compare to Velaris.”
Rhysand chuckled. “Nothing compares to the City of Starlight.”
“Don’t tell Tarquin,” Feyre laughed, breathlessly. “We just got him to like us again.”
Just as Rhysand was about to reply, Cassian called his name.
He was climbing up a wall of rocks, nearing the top of the cliff. “Join us!”
Azriel was there in a heartbeat, Elain and Nesta close behind.
“Couldn’t you just fly to the top?” Feyre chimed, giving her mate a quick kiss before joining the others.
“Sometimes it’s fun to do it the hard way, my Lady,” Cassian winked, wiggling his eyebrows. “Mor, you scared?”
Less than a heartbeat later, she was storming towards the base of the ledge. She climbed to the top in seconds, and instantly had Cassian in a headlock.
“You look good like that, Cass,” Azriel laughed, before throwing Elain over his shoulder and jumping into the blue abyss.
Elain screamed, and burst into a fit of giggles, forcing a grin to spread across Rhysand’s lips. Elain’s laugh was contagious.
“Mor!” Amren yelled, rising into sitting position. “Throw him in!”
“Don’t you want to join?” Cassian called to her.
Amren scoffed. “No.”
“Come on, Amren. Let your hair down!”
“I don’t want to lose my spot.” She gestured around her. “I have a perfect view of watching Mor kick your ass. Throw him in!”
“Do it! Do it!” Azriel chanted once his head popped out of the water. The others joined in, and Rhysand had a good feeling Cassian didn’t put up much of a fight as Mor pushed him off the edge.
Flipping all the way down, he caught himself just before hitting the water, and flew himself back up to the top where he grabbed Morrigan’s hands, pulled her out over the ocean, and let go.
She cursed his name as she fell, and hit the waves with a splash.
Nesta thought it was funny until he went back and did the same thing to her, except he kissed her passionately just before he let go, and hollered, “I love you!”, just before she hit the water.
“Come jump with me, my beautiful High Lord!” Feyre waved him over.
Cassian pretended to gag. “Save that talk for the bedroom, Feyre.”
With a roll of his eyes, the High Lord of the Night Court climbed up the side of the cliff, grabbed his mate’s hand, and jumped into the ocean off the coast of Adriata.

When Saeran is Mistaken for Saeyoung after Dying His Hair Red Again.
  • Zen: *throws arm around him* So about that Tripter bot! Can I give you some pictures to put on it? ^^
  • Saeran: What are you talking about?
  • Zen: Quit pretending like you don't know, you confessed you were behind it.
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Zen: Hahaha, you're so funny.
  • Saeran: And you're a moron.
  • Zen: Oh. You are Saeran.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jumin: Get away from Elizabeth the Third. Why the hell are you in my apartment, Saeyoung?! Out!
  • Saeran: Saeyoung told me to come give you this piece of paper. The bodyguards let me in. Your cat likes me. I don't know why.
  • Jumin: Saeyoung sent Saeyoung over? Quit acting, Saeyoung and put her down!
  • Saeran: Here, cat. Be careful getting down. I'm leaving now.
  • Jumin: So easily, Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *sighs*
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows sadly after Saeran*
  • Jumin: That wasn't Saeyoung, was it?
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows exasperatedly*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Yoosung: Hey, Saeyoung, how did you do on LOLOL last night?!
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Yoosung: Okay! How did you do on LOLOL last night, other Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *groans*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jaehee: *opens mouth as Saeran walks into cafe*
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung!
  • Jaehee: Can you do mixed coffee drinks if you have a book?
  • Saeran: Uh.
  • Jaehee: That's a yes. I need help. You're hired. Get to work.
  • Saeran: *sighs, again*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • V: ....
  • Saeran: You can't even see! I'm not Saeyoung!
  • V: Ouch.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Rika: Hi!
  • Saeran: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN!
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Vanderwood: ......
  • Saeran: ......
  • Vanderwood: So....
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Vanderwood: Right. Sorry about last time! You all look so much alike!
  • Saeran: You're. A. Moron.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • MC: Hi, Saeran!
  • Saeran: MARRY ME!
  • MC: *confused as to why Saeran is suddenly clinging to her after he visited the others to drop off things Saeyoung had "borrowed" from them*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: Hi, second Saeyoung!
  • Saeran: I hate all of you.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: *secretly told all the members he would be the one visiting them* *troll*

anonymous asked:

How many times is a person with a functioning brain supposed to turn their cheek and pretend the slap they just received was "really" because someone loves you but, just can't show you yet? Deals are going down, so let me shit on you and bully your ass until I'm allowed to be nice to you. Funny, I've always thought that was called abuse. I'm choosing to walk away and guess how many fucks I give? How many? Not one. Zero, zero, zero. DONE!!! Disgusted with all of them. Not the people I thought.

Let’s be best friends

the feeling of knowing I’m not an older sister to anybody now is awful. I want to help my younger sibling grow into who they want to be and be happy and act as a guide to them. I want to be the cool aunt who has all the funny stories about your parent when they were younger. I don’t get to share these things with anybody now.

the closest remedy I can think of is to love all my friends as my brothers and sisters because that’s the only thing I have.

25 sentence starters
  • "I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."
  • "They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing."
  • "I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be."
  • "I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet."
  • "There's such a difference between us."
  • "I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done."
  • "When I call you never seem to be home."
  • "At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore."
  • "It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry."
  • "I hope that you're well."
  • "Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?"
  • "It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time."
  • "This was all you, none of it me."
  • "Send my love to your new lover."
  • "Treat her better."
  • "We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts."
  • "We both know we ain't kids no more."
  • "I'm giving you up."
  • "I've forgiven it all."
  • "I want every single piece of you."
  • "I want to teach you things you never knew, baby."
  • "I love the way your body moves."
  • "No one has me like you do, baby."
  • "Be delicate with my ego."
  • "Everybody loves the things you do."
  • "Everybody here is watching you."
  • "You're like a dream come true."
  • "If by chance you're here alone, can I have a moment before I go?"
  • "My God, this reminds me of when we were young."
  • "Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time."
  • "It was just like a movie."
  • "It was just like a song."
  • "Nobody told me that you'd be here."
  • "You still look like a movie."
  • "It's hard to admit that everything just takes me back to when you were there."
  • "A part of me keeps holding on, just in case it hasn't gone."
  • "I guess I still care... do you still care?"
  • "I remember all of the things that I thought I wanted to be."
  • "Every story has it's scars."
  • "No river is too wide or too deep for me to swim to you."
  • "If you're not the one for me, why do I hate the idea of being free?"
  • "If I'm not the one for you, you've gotta stop holding me the way you do."
  • "If I'm not the one for you, why have we been through what we have been through?"
  • "I want you to be my keeper, but not if you are so reckless."
  • "If you're gonna let me down, let me down gently."
  • "Don't pretend that you don't want me."
  • "What are you waiting for?"
  • "It ain't no life to live like you're on the run."
  • "Have I ever asked for much?"
  • "The only thing that I want is your love."
  • "Everybody tells me it's 'bout time that I moved on."
  • "I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young."
  • "My heart is a valley, it's so shallow."
  • "I'm scared to death if I let you in that you'll see I'm just a fake."
  • "Sometimes I feel lonely in the arms of your touch, but I know that's just me 'cause nothing ever is enough."
  • "I stain every heart that I use to heal the pain."
  • "I should probably tell you now before it's way too late, that I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face."
  • "Consider this my apology."
  • "Take your eyes off of me so I can leave, I'm far too ashamed to do it with you watching me."
  • "This is never ending, we have been here before."
  • "I can't stay this time cause I don't love you anymore."
  • "Don't come any closer."
  • "Don't try to change my mind."
  • "I'm being cruel to be kind."
  • "It feels like we're oceans apart."
  • "Maybe we're already defeated."
  • "You have given me something that I can't live without."
  • "I don't want to carry on like everything is fine."
  • "Please don't fall apart, I can't face your breaking heart."
  • "I'm trying to be brave."
  • "Stop asking me to stay."
  • "Everything changed me."
  • "I don't regret a thing."
  • "I want to live and not just survive."
  • "I don't think you can save me."
  • "I only wanted to have fun."
  • "Deep down I must have always known that this would be inevitable."
  • "I know I'm not the only one who regrets the things they've done."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who can't stand the reflection that they see."
  • "They can't look me in the eye, it's like they're scared of me."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who never became who they thought they'd be."
  • "That was a million years ago."
  • "Why don't we just play pretend, like we're not scared of what is coming next."
  • "If this is my last night with you, hold me like I'm more than just a friend."
  • "It matters how this ends, 'cause what if I never love again?"
  • "No one knows me like you do."
  • "Since you're the only one that matters, tell me who do I run to?"
  • "Let this be the way we remember us."
  • "I don't wanna be cruel or vicious, and I ain't asking for forgiveness."
  • "I find it funny that you're the only one I never looked for."
  • "I wasn't ready then, I'm ready now."
  • "You will only be eternally the one that I belong to."
  • "I've been looking for you, baby, in every face that I've ever known."
  • "There is something about the way you love me that finally feels like home."
  • "I have loved you all my life."
  • "I gave you everything you never gave me."
  • "There's too much that I haven't said."
  • "Did you find the note that I wrote?"
  • "Do you even know that I can't let go?"
  • "Why were you so cold? Let the truth be told."
  • "Tell me, was it all for the thrill?"
  • "The words don't come out right when you're right in front of me."
  • "Why do you love me?"
  • "I'm in deeper than I knew."
  • "How do you keep me coming back for more after all we've been through?"
  • "I can't decide if I should run and hide."
  • "I want you to love me."
  • "Where does the time go?"
  • "I spend every single moment daydreaming of you."
  • "I can't describe how I feel, it feels right."
  • "You have a place in my heart that will always be yours."

okay but have you considered an agents of shield galavant au

  • lance hunter as a LOVEABLE JACKASS IN A CAN !!!!
  • lance hunter realising he’s a jackass in a can
  • bobbi morse as a BADASS PRINCESS !!!!
  • SKYE being thoroughly done with their shit
  • HUNTINGBIRD SINGING LOVE IS STRANGE!!!!
  • ‘HEY HEY WE’RE THE MONKS KOENIGS!’
  • ‘sam’s the cute one ~hallelu~ billy’s the smart one ~woopdee doo~ and eric’s the dead one but not so dead cause HE’S A MONK KOENIG!’
  • gonzales as the pirate king
  • ‘WE’RE THE AGENTS OF SHIELD (but not of the actual shield) WE’RE THE AGENTS OF SHIELD (technically the other shield)
  • IDAHO/MACK AS CARL (LAND HO)
  • #TRIPLIVES! and SINGS! as a hot jester!
  • TRIP TEACHING WARD HOW TO BE FUNNY
  • fitzsimmons singing a song about poisoning the hydra higher ups through the use of ~science~
  • ‘listen leo-’ ‘ahh please, call me fitz’
  • hunter and bashki jousting
  • ward drunkenly declaring ‘I’M GOING TO KILL MY BROTHER’
  • hunter and ward going on a SE-CRET SE-CRET HUSH HUSH HUSH mission
  • drunk hunter telling bobbi that her beautiful brain exploded all over her face
  • RAINA AS MADALENA. ‘NUFF SAID.
  • may and coulson casually disapproving of hunter
  • may calling hunter a waste of space
  • coulson calling hunter a piece of shit

~~~follow lizzie and i for more aos galavant au breakdowns~~~

  • me: i really love the appreciation bands give their fans, you know ?
  • twenty one pilots: even if my clique were to pick and the people were to vote
  • panic! at the disco: all you sinners stand up sing hallelujah
  • me: StOP I SAID APPRECIATION WAS NICE BUT TH IS ?
  • twenty one pilots:
  • panic! at the disco:
  • me: i am dead.

anonymous asked:

Pls stop saying anti black all the time. If an African points out your bullshit, don't pull out the antiblackness nonsense. I'm criticizing you for being shitty not because you are black. I'm black too. As an African, I have no European or Native American in me. So I'm even black than you. You guys always think blackness revolves around you. You fools don't even account for up a third of the global black population. I guess it's western privilege and hyper visibility Idiots.

You’re right. You’re not criticizing me because I’m black. You’re criticizing me for being African-American. It’s funny many claim they don’t want to be “black” but pull this shit when it’s to pretend they’re not anti-black. Which one is it? When you said, “As an African,” that let me know right then and there how you view blackness.

 I don’t give a damn how “black” you are. If you are not African American, you don’t get to jump on a post criticizing your complicity in anti-blackness towards us. Funny because if we think blackness revolves around us, why is it mostly people like you bringing out how “black” you are to mainly dark-skinned and brown-skinned monoracial black Americans? Just because you were born in the continent of Africa? Or maybe it’s because you think you’re not mixed with anything else, which is highly inaccurate and a misconception that native Africans are “less” mixed than African-Americans. I guess it’s anti-blackness and bitterness over not being hyper-visible which has been stated by many times by not just African Americans, but others, that it is not a privilege. Maybe you should stop following us and using African Americans as your #BlackLivesMatter mules and stay in your lane about particular issues concerning ethnicity. You call us “jealous” of you but most people in my mentions make it seem vice versa by the way you pretend people “revolve” around us in spite of being called nigger/bastard Africans who literally built shit from dirt.