but lately no one has needed help so idk what 2 do

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes

anonymous asked:

i've been wondering a lot about hoseok and his dance background lately. do you know when he started dancing, what style he started with and which style of dance he has most experience with? also what dance style would you classify boy meets evil as? (sidenote: dance style of lie?) i'm bombarding you bc i know you have some experience in dancing haha sorry 1/ ~F

Also, I often see people saying that hoseok’s only good at street dance/popping and isn’t a versatile dancer (often when they compare him to jimin) but im just???? Yeah it’s true that hoseok hasn’t shown as wide a range of styles as jimin has but that doesn’t mean he’s not a versatile dancer??? 2/ ~F

Sometimes (esp during group dances), he doesn’t show his full potential; however, you can’t say that it’s his limit because he’s not /trying/ to outshine the others. Similar to that, if he isn’t showing you the whole range of dances he can perform, how can you say he’s bad? (I feel like this analogy is confusing. Feel free to ignore rip) Also, were these people sleeping during the spring day choreo or… ???? 3/ ~F

ANON you will not believe the noise i just made when i saw these messages in my inbox !!!!! i’d love to answer your questions fpasdlgh. just a heads up that this is gonna be long; i’m sorry, i talk a lot and don’t know when to shut up & also like listening to my own (metaphorical) voice too much sometimes

1. hoseok’s been dancing since freshman (?) year of high school and started out with street (x) while this is a considered a short time for professional dancers, i’m only exposed to classical art forms, so i’m unsure how that factors into this style (´~`ヾ) and yes, that means this is the base of his technique !

2. i would classify BME as 100% hip hop/street. although they can be seen as widely different genres, it’s a popular style that’s taken off these past few years in the dance community. it’s got street elements in it, but it’s more controlled, more polished. (also: yeah idk what “lie” is………..urban lyrical pseudo contemporary with modern influences?????????? lmao at this point hip hop has grown so much i’d just call it that)

3. fam i’m in the same boat as you! hoseok is a very versatile dancer :o he can adapt to many different styles, given that they’re not asking him to start doing fouettes or something.

  • his main style
  • a subgenre of street called “bounce” although they are both “street”, each subgenre is really different from each other & it’s not easy to pick one up. here, you can see the difference between hoseok and jimin during practice. hoseok goes deeper, lower, lighter, smoother, etc. his arms come up to near his chin when he lunges to the front & there’s no part of the combo where he’s simply arrived @ a position and then stays there; he’s always moving, always milking every step, always engaged 
  • butterfly here, his musically is really strong bc he utilizes every part of his body in order to fill up the counts. you can really see the movement going thru every single muscle: the way his chest caves in, the shoulders, the hands, his head, the fluidity of his arms. as a dancer, you want every single action to be deliberate. you need control of even your fingers in order to constantly extend energy outwards, and hoseok takes that into account
  • arirang medley
  • perfect man (aka my life) is killer bc of the required speed/stamina; there is no break in this piece. if you get off you can’t get back in lmao and you can clearly see some members struggling with to stay on time with the footwork
  • am i wrong
  • spring day i 100% agree with what you’re saying about this piece !!!! there is so much going on here, and after watching all the individual fancams i wanna say that both he and jimin are the ones who shine the most consistently thru the entire dance.

    the slide to the ground? hoseok jumps the highest, gets the most airtime. the roll up from the floor? he really pushes himself and utilizes his back flexibility & holds his core in order to make sure that his head is the last thing that comes up. i was pleasantly surprised to see him tackle this choreography, esp the move i just mentioned, just to see how he’d do. he really pushed himself with this piece, and i’m glad he got the chance to grow as a dancer; probably with help from jimin, as this is more his department.

    the only qualm i have with him is during the wedge part where their left legs are going in & out, he needs to start pulling his left side over more …… he’s no longer square by like? the second step out n his ribs are reallllly swinging open fpfahdgt it’s kinda bothering me lol CLOSE UR RIBCAGE HOSEOK !!!!! i know u can do it

despite all of these pieces being different styles, you can tell that hoseok constantly strives to take the extra step above & beyond. he’s always looking for places where he can add Something More to the piece, even when it’s not given explicitly in the choreography. he gives it his All in hype dances, and that’s what made him stand out to me from the rest.

4. yes yes yes yes yes,,,, thank you for pointing that out! some people shit on hoseok’s dance king title because he doesn’t seem to stick out during groupwork and i’m here to tell you that 1) that’s utter bullshit lmao go ahead and watch all the solo fancams i assure you that he is Up There (debatable for certain dances, but he holds top 1 for fire & bst, no question) and 2) he might not go full out bc he’s dancing in a group.

what some fans forget is that he is part of a group, and the whole point when you’re part of a group is that you “take one for the team” and don’t treat it like a solo; you’re not supposed to stick out. even dance line 2.0 (namjin) don’t draw negative attention bc they bust their asses in order to keep up with the rest of the group !!!!!! BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STICK OUT !!!!!

the whole point is that ur a cohesive unit doing one thing !!!!!!!!!!! you’re supposed to look the same !!!!!!! like…………if you’re really on balance during a performance, you’re not going to do six pirouettes. you finish the double like the rest of the corps, and you book it to your next step. groups thrive in unity, and if you can’t even give that up in order to get your limelight, then i’m sorry: you don’t deserve a solo.

this is why professionals always start out in the corps to prove that they can work well with others, handle the roles given to them, dance as a collective, and then use their work ethic/diligence to stand out during classes & rehearsals to show the artistic director that they’re ready to be promoted to a higher ranking. you demonstrate that you can handle a group environment before anything else 

hoseok doesn’t outshine the others because that’s not his job, and that is not what he is there to do. he is purposefully coexisting with the group in order to make the dance look & feel cleaner

5. kinda going off the fourth point: i agree, once again. he still showcases that he’s pushing himself, but not to the point where he purposely outshines the others. the discipline that comes with purposeful restraint is often overlooked, and i would never slander a dancer for doing so. if i know how far someone’s able to go, i can also appreciate how far they reign themselves in.

ofc, there’s the rare moment when hoseok Really lets loose like the iconic extended choreo for fire during MAMA 16 and you can see how much farther/harder/faster/stronger/full out he’s going compared to the rest of the group. there was a comment that remarked how he made the rest of bts look like his backup dancers, and i can’t agree more. lol i ain’t even biased, just watch from 4:43 onward.

when he jumps, he jumps higher than the others. when he turns his knees in, his feet are spread farther apart than the rest of the members, even though the choreo is fast and the wider your stance is, the slower you’re able to move. he makes every step clear. it’s precise, it’s sharp. his arms move quick, but they hit every position. there is no perceived rush that comes with not knowing what’s coming next or being late

the usage of his head, the ability to go move so fast but still remain fluid (rolling through his chest, loose shoulders, placed arms), jumping farther, traveling more, generally taking up more space than the others w his limbs, making things look incredibly energetic, are all key factors that put him up on another level. yes, someone can move their head, but hoseok moves it further, yes, someone can kick their leg out, but hoseok kicks his further (even so that it’s no longer within his center of balance, and i genuinely fear for him)

not to mention!!! 9 minutes into killer choreography and he is still slaying the facials. his charisma is off the charts, and it’s clear that he’s having so much fun???? he engages the audience with his expressions & isn’t afraid to use it to work the crowd, which is something i’m missing from others bc (as with all dancers) they sometimes get caught up too much with technique instead of performance. also his stage-to-audience connection is Insane. it’s so hard to do it right w/o looking like you’re staring someone down or alienating them, so basically

the ability to keep up/go beyond with fast choreo while also making it engaging thru stage presence is incredibly difficult and is another factor that puts hoseok above the rest of bts in dance

‘Ello, studyblr! Maths (or Math, whatever) can be quite / extremely / obscenely frustrating at times and very simple at others and it’s sort of hard to find a bridge between that. You can’t exactly cram for it either or study in under a week for finals so after flunking my first term epicly, I came up with a strategy of sorts and now my grade’s an A+ (yay!!). Anyway, thought I’d share ‘cause this shit could have saved me a lot of tears.

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Not A Bad Thing ~ Part Seven

Originally posted by katherine8595

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Errors. Please excuse and ignore them.

A/N: Idk how i feel about this part, but I hope you like it. Expect mostly backstories and flashbacks in the coming parts. :)

{Update days: Tuesdays, Thursday or Saturdays}


I strolled into the office of my photography company. I was expecting to see Jang Mi there as always, seeing as I was running late. My mind was all over the place as I tried to set my head straight. Today was our last day working with EXO Inc. This project that has stretched over a span of weeks has finally come to an end.

It’s only been 2 months since Sehun marked me, and I’m already sensing a difference between us. It’s a good one, honestly. We’ve grown closer as friends. It feels like I’m actually having a friendship with Sehun.

He really doesn’t hold back anymore. The random PDA in the office still shocks the employees. They are so used to seeing a stuffy, stiff-faced Mr. Oh. I wasn’t used to how open he was now being, but it wasn’t bothering me either. It’s not too much PDA. He would hold my hand, whisper something in my ear or put an arm around my waist.

Some would say it’s not appropriate for a work setting, but Sehun didn’t care much.

I strolled into the office, staring down at my phone as I stomped towards my desk. My movements came to a stop when I noticed something out the corner of my eyes. I finally looked up from my cell phone screen to see a beautiful bouquet of red roses in a glass vase. My phone nearly dropped out my hand as I stared in awe.

“Pretty right?” Jang Mi muttered from her desk, breaking my attention from the flowers. All I could do was stare back at her with a vacant look.

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anonymous asked:

Help, I'm late to the fandom and know nothing of Elounor except that once upon a time they were awful stinkin' cute. What history do I need to know? What is she up to these days?

OKAY OKAY THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE

so eleanor was a friend of harry’s who he introduced to louis because he thought they’d like each other and WOW WAS HE RIGHT! they dated for four years and were literally the cutest couple in the world. they had a dog named bruce together and she was super close with his family, she was even a bridesmaid in jay’s wedding!! and he called her his “life partner” in an interview once and i cried. she’s also been called the ‘like female version of louis’ and for good reason!! their song was far away and he tattooed it on his arm!! i think they also make their instas together? this hasn’t been confirmed but they’re very similar name-wise (louist91 // eleanorj92)

masterpost of their relationship, if you like sobbing into your pillow at three in the morning. not that i did that ever…

he said some other things about her too but i can’t find them (rip sugarscape) but here are some super cute tweets

he’s also written several songs presumably about her, probably including strong, love you goodbye, end of the day, maybe no control, maybe fireproof, and probably change your ticket. those aren’t confirmed but… c’mon.

they broke up in 2015 around the time zayn left (rip my entire heart) for unknown reasons but it’s fine i didn’t need to believe in love anyway. he liked a video of her talking (with no sound) on insta once at 2 in the morning after a night out when they were broken up (make of that what you will *eye emoji*) and she also liked one of his pictures that was like a few weeks old and i have not stopped screaming.

currently she’s working as a model and has a blog with friend max hurd. she’s also on tumblr and insta occasionally?. that’s really all we know about her doings? idk she’s part of a tommy hilfiger campaign and is also really good friends with liam’s ex sophia (which is understandable because they often toured with the boys together)

and now louis and eleanor are refollowing each other on instagram and liking each other’s pics and they wore the same thing!!   

anyway they dated for FOUR YEARS and were very clearly in love with each other and they seem to be on good terms now and my heart is full.

i’m going to end this with my favourite thing in the world which is a thread of louis looking like comfy garbage while eleanor’s a radiant queen beside him enjoy xx

Now, where were we? - ||Jack Maynard Smut||

Requested? Yes – Can you do a smut where Conor and the reader just broke up because the reader has feelings for jack and then when they get together they have sex and Conor walks in on and is fine about them being together( sorry if this to long)

WARNINGS: obv smut idk why I put these ‘warnings’ when ‘smut’ is literally in the title smh oh also a bit of swears lol

You sat across Conor, fiddling with your fingers as you looked everywhere but into his eyes.

“Y/N, just look at me.” He said bluntly, no emotion but annoyance in his voice.

“Conor, I’m sorry I jus—”

“Y/N, its fine. I saw this coming from a mile away; I could tell you were losing interest long ago. I get it, I can see where your heart truly is.” Conor shrugged his shoulders, leaning back into his chair as he was stayed calm and unphased.

“What do you mean by that?” you questioned, confusion laced in your tone.

“Y/N, come on, it was obvious.”

You were sat there completely bewildered and still confused. Was it really that obvious? And why was Conor so calm about it all. “Do you not care at all?”

Conor’s features flickered for a moment, “I won’t lie, it sucks. But I knew this wasn’t going to last as soon as it began. I just hope whatever you get into in the future lasts longer than we did.”

You nodded his way, and as he bid you goodbye, you both made your separate ways. Without realising you two were soon to bump into each other again.

*

It had been almost 2 months since you broke up with Conor. However, you had moved on. You knew why you broke up with Conor, you lost feelings for him, and you had fallen for someone else. And it wouldn’t have been that horrible if it wasn’t for the fact that the person you fell for was Conor’s brother Jack.

You and Jack had only been dating for just over a month now. Everything was always hidden, neither of you wanted Conor to find out as you knew it would hurt him more than any one of you would like.

The both of you were currently out together, dinning out as you missed Jack’s company. However, all throughout the night, you were sexually frustrated. Jack always looked amazing, but as he sat across you in his all black outfit and beautifully blond hair, your need for him could have only grown stronger.

You continued eating your food, eyeing Jack from head to toe at every opportunity you got. You were in public, so you didn’t feel it’d be morally correct to just pounce at him and kiss his rosy lips, but it surely was tempting.

After you both were fed and not quite full, you decided the night would be better well spent back at Jack’s place. Driving back to his however, wasn’t at all an innocent ride. You flirted and teased him the entire time, but once you both arrived at the apartment, that’s when the fun had started.

Both of you were lazily laying on his couch and that is when you rested your hand on Jack’s thigh, inching yourself closer as you whispered into his ear, “how about we do more than just resting in one another’s arms?”

A smirk played onto Jack’s face as he turned to face you, “and what’s that, babe?” Without any other words, you attached your lips to his, your hands finding their way under Jack’s shirt as you felt every part of his body.

His mouth left yours, trailing down to leave love bites as you moved your head to give him better access. A small moan left your lips as you began to softly grind your hips against his.

Jack pulled your top over your head and didn’t waste any time in unclasping your bra, he pushed you down onto the couch as you now lied on your back, Jack in between your legs.

“I’m so lucky to have you” Jack whispered, giving you a small kiss on your neck before he took his top off as well. Your lips reattaching, however the make out session wasn’t helping as you found yourself getting wetter by the minute.

“Jack…” you breathed out, lifting your hips against his to get a little friction, and in doing so, you could feel Jack’s semi-hard through his jeans. “Take these off.” You gently begged, pulling on his jeans.

Jack merely nodded with a smile before taking off his jeans alongside his boxers and your bottoms in the process. His hand reached down to your heat, he moved a single finger against your slit as a quietly whimpered.

Without any hesitation, Jack’s finger had entered you, as you arched your back slightly, another finger had entered you.

Jack pushed his fingers in and out of you at a painfully slow rate, your breathing quickening as you ached for more than Jack’s fingers.

As your boyfriend began speeding up his pace, your moans got louder. But before he could do anymore, you grabbed his hand, “Jack, please just fuck me.”

Jack didn’t need to be told twice as his fingers left you, the loss of his fingers was quickly replaced with his dick as he eased himself into you.

The feeling of Jack filling you up and hitting all the right places brought out a string of moans within you. His thrusts starting off slow, moving back and forth into you in a pace of steadiness but no time was wasted as he moved quicker. Rough and fast thrusts, arching your back you couldn’t help but scream out Jacks name in pleasure.

“You just love getting fucked, don’t you? You’re s—”

And right in that heated moment, a loud voice echoed in Jacks apartment, bouncing of walls and making its way to your ears. However, it was too late to react as Conor already walked into where you and Jack lied, naked and on top of each other.

The both of you hurried up, trying to cover yourselves.

“Conor,” Jack began, “fuck, you weren’t meant to see—”

“We are so sorry Conor. We didn’t want you finding out like this, fuck, we are so sorr—”

Conor, with his back facing both of you, let a chuckle out as he shrugged his shoulders gently. “It’s fine. I already knew Y/N liked you, Jack. You two make a cute couple. I’ll go to Joe’s and leave you two alone to…your earlier business. Seem you two were really getting into it. Bye!”

Your cheeks turned a slight tint of rose, Jack also seeming slightly embarrassed as a shy smile rested upon his features.

He turned to face you, “now…” he inched closer to you, your lips almost touching, “where were we?”

Hunk’s Backstory

(this (first part) is based off of some text post I saw and I thought it was cute and it makes sense as to why Hunk loves everyone and is soft and warm)

-Hunk’s mom and dad had been together in college (evidently creating him) but after about a year(a month or two after he was born) his father came out to his mother as gay, and his mother (relieved) came out as gay as well.

-They both agreed it would be easier to just raise him together though instead of fighting for custody, so they live in a house while also not being together.

-At age 5, his Father meets someone and at 6, they get married.

-At age 7 his mother meets someone and at 9 they get married.

-Hunk lives with his 2 mothers and 2 fathers in the same house, growing up happy and warm and safe with his mama and mom and dad and papa.

-His uncle (on his mom’s side) would often come and play with Hunk and had bonded with him.

- Hunk learned mechanics and how to tinker with his Uncle, his Uncle telling him that he would one day be good enough to go into space as the engineer to a pilot.

-His Uncle often told him of stories from when he was an active engineer (he had gotten caught in a work accident that left him unable to work at his old job) and it was always amazing to Hunk about how smart his uncle was, and how he wanted to be just as smart when he grew up.

-Hunk had met Lance when a friend of his Papa’s had introduced their son, Lance, to him.

-At first Hunk was very nervous so he had trouble speaking to him at first, but once they started seeing each other more Hunk started to warm up to him.

-After that they became best friends!

-Hunk and Lance would back each other up whenever the other was getting picked on or in trouble, they were nearly inseparable.

- Lance also knew Hunk’s Uncle, and just how much he meant to Hunk, and even how much he meant to Lance.

-Hunk’s Uncle would often help Lance with his homework, or if he didn’t understand something, Hunk’s Uncle would patiently explain to him out to do it.

-Hunk’s Uncle was much of a roll model to the two boys, a kind, honest man, with a warm presence and a way of calming everyone down with just a small smile.

-Not to mention his way with the ladies(Lance had always admired him, and will always, for this.)

-But at age 12 it had been announced that his uncle has cancer and most likely wouldn’t make it to next year.

-About a half a year later his uncle was sent to the hospital, and Hunk didn’t get to see him as much anymore, and after about a year, his uncle had been pronounced dead.

-Hunk was very…lonely after that. Drawing in on himself, distancing himself from everyone around him. The once glowing presence of Hunk seemed to dim, and grow cold the more time passed.

-That is, until his parents and Lance had come talk to him about his feelings. The emotions he tried to keep welled up inside him came flowing out like an avalanche, sobbing as he tried to hold onto as many of them as he could, holding on as tight as possible.

-After that, Hunk felt that it would be best to just wear his emotions on his sleeve, Lance telling him to always come to him if he needed a friend.

-Once he turned 14, he realized he would be nearing the age that was allowed to join the Garrison, a school that would teach people from 15-21 engineering and piloting/other skills of that nature.

-Hunk had always known he wanted to be an engineer, but what kind? He could never decide on one but his mind always revolved back to his Uncle and how he would tell Hunk he would be good enough to accompany a pilot (Lance would always claim it would be him).

-Hunk never really wanted that, an engineer of course, but on a spaceship? With his sensitive stomach??? I think not.

-But when he…passed away, Hunk had remembered some of the last words his Uncle had told him “Never aim for lower than the best, and never give up. Be kind, be brave, and live the best life you possibly can.”

-Those words would always repeat in his head whenever he felt like giving up, invigorating him and inspiring him to keep pushing.

-Hunk had finally decided that he would aim to be a Pilot’s engineer. Knowing it would take a lot of work but would have a willing pay out.

-Never in his life had Hunk been so into studying and learning how to be a full engineer, memorizing the names for tools and just about every screw, wire, or other thing there was.

-Lance, seeing just how hyped Hunk was, went along with it and started training with him.

-Not for engineering maybe, but piloting. He would learn the names for the different buttons on the console, he would devote himself to learning the controls of all the newest planes and space ships that the scientists and engineers had thought up.

-Hunk, much like his Uncle, would help Lance with his homework and patiently answer his questions and had never once made Lance feel stupid for not quite understanding.

-Hunk and Lance would always talk about their dream school, the Garrison.

-When the time came for them to turn in their slips for the places they wanted to go, it ended up being about a year before they were officially accepted to the Garrison.

So yeah! That’s…about it for now…sorry this kinda hops from one thing to another it’s like…kinda late and I’m tired.

Notes (Part 2)

Pairing: Draco x Reader

Warnings: Hints of 6th year Draco??? idk

Word Count: 1086

Summary: Draco Malfoy has been acting out of character, and the reader is determined to find out why.

A/N: HERE’S THE LONG AWAITED PART 2 ahhhhh finally!!! Thank you to everyone who enjoyed part 1 && i’m so incredibly sorry i didn’t get to it earlier. Also, i feel like this one is a lot shorter and shittier than the first part; i had some trouble coming up with ideas. I apologize for any mistakes in advance, bc writing in present tense is kinda hard for me (the first paragraph is supposed to be in past tense btw). Anywayyy, i hope y’all enjoy and have a wonderful day/night!!

Y/L/N = Your last name

Y/N = Your name

Originally posted by daz-zling-bling


Your friends had completely and utterly not approved of you venturing out to see Draco. Harry, Ron, and Hermione couldn’t keep their extraordinarily large mouths closed for days after you merely mentioned your upcoming meeting with him. There were many failed attempts at ignoring them, but they continued to scold you, saying that it would be much too dangerous, even if you are in the public eye. Ron went as far as to say that Malfoy would kidnap you and lead you to an ultimately slow and painful death, as they apparently believed he’s become a Death Eater. Absolutely ridiculous.

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schoolboy! jeno

wA$$UP GUYS SORRY IVE BEEN AWAY FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS LOL LETS JUST START


- aight 

- so

- you guys go to the same school but don’t really know each other 

- actually, you never heard of jeno but he never heard of you so-

- but then

- during ultimate frisbee tryouts, you accidentally throw a frisbee at his face

- so y'all need to go to the nurses

- “oMFGS ARE YOU OKHJH”

- “ya,,,,,just a lil bloody”

- “a liTTLE BIT? YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING BUCKETS AND IM PRETTY SURE I SEE A BLACK EYE COMING ALONG”

- somehow u both made the team

- so like y'all became pretty close

- even tho u threw a frisbee at his face in your first encounter

- anyway

- so u guys become close right, like close enough to go to each others houses n shit

- cause u b struggling with homework and needs ya homeboi to help u

- n secretly he realized he liked u

- like one day, he just noticed u

- you know what I’m saying

- like, he saw your beauty for all its worth, and since then, he’s been totally in love w u

- its pretty obvious

- during practice n tournaments, he only passes to u

- and always compliments you-

- “niCCCCCE FLICKKKKK”

- “jeno thats like ur 9839893th time saying it to me, i think i get it”

-” bUt itS SoO gOOd!!!!!!”

- lol dis boi has no chill

- everyone on the team knows

- even you (he doesn’t know that part tho)

- so they plan on getting u two together

- and so jaemin being jenos bff aside from u

- creates this masterplan on getting yall’s together by “accidentally” throwing a frisbee at jeno’s face 

- plan doesn’t work though cause u just laugh at him while he n jaemin start chucking discs at each other

- plan b was to “accidentally” trip jeno and you would help him

- but nope, you didn’t help him. you laughed at him

- literally after like 83983983 plans

- jaemin just told u that jeno liked you

- honestly he gave up

- but its ok tho cause you like him back

- so then jaemin spilled da beans to jeno who

- was!!!so!!!happy!!!!

- and now calls b wheeling

- bUT!!!!

- jeno gets the courage to ask you out

- its the most glorious thing you’ve ever seen

- just imagine jeno stuttering while holding roses and looking down at the ground 

- hOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT SWEETIE PIE

- time skip 2 months

- y'all r now that couple

- like the one everyone wants

- but can’t have

- like you guys walk to and from school together

- walk to your next classes together

- do everything together

- FIRST KISS OMGOMGOMGOMGOG

- ok so ofc its related to frisbee

- it was the city championships rite

- and y'all were, catch this:

- ONE POINT AWAY FROM WINNING (y'all were at your 14th point)

- and jeno wasn’t on the same shift as u

- which made him sad

- but 

- you were in the end zone

- and the handler throws you the frisbee cause u made a really nice cut and deeked out your defender

- but the throw was too high

- so yOU JUMPED HELLA HIGH

- AND CAUGHT IT WIHT ONE HAND

- WHOOP WHOOP YO TEAM WON

- so then jeno like rushes onto the field

- and kisses u

- right there

- in front of everybody

- u didn’t care tho

- caUS EJENO WAS KISSING YOU

- I REPEAT

- JENO WAS KISSING YOU

- goals

- yo storytime

- when u met

- HIS PARENTS

- okokokok so

- he invited you over one day (by the way YOU NEVER MET HIS PARENTS BEFORE FOR SOME REASON OK THEY WORKED LATE)

- and y'all were cuddling on the couch while playing mario kart or smth

- thEN aLL oF a suDDEn 

- his parents like barge into the house

- but freeze when they see you

- “,,,,,,jeno,,,,is this the girl you always talked about?”

- “mo-,,,,,ya”

- “uSE PROTECTION HONEY WE WILL JUST GO RUN SOME ERRANDS”

- “dAAAAAAD”

- lol how old r y'all again? like 17 lol

- anyway u and jeno like couldn’t look at each other

- for a solid hour

- but its ok

- yOUR PARENTS THEN INVITE U TO HIS HOUSE 4 DINNER!!!!

- UHM YES OFC U AGREE

- the mom tries to be all overprotective

- but she soon realizes that ur an innocent lil rice bun that doesn’t mean harm :(

- moving on

- jeno luvs u sm like kjskcdfhdcsxchfnsxjdms he is gonna go all out for u

- he spoils u to death

- and just

- uGHAHHHGSVSG

- appreciate him pls


AIGHT GUYS ITS DONE

IT IS LIKE A DATING AU BUT IDK ANYMORE B YE

HBDHCDJSDJHDJ SORRY ITS RUSHED AF I FELT BAD BAOUT NOT UPDATING

BYEEEE

Masterlist... I did it :)

Also on Archive of our own  http://archiveofourown.org/users/TheWildOmega/works

Crowley:

When is forever too long-  My first fan fic. Starts off in the past with Fergus Macleod, he is an alpha and this is his story. Will progress into Crowley time period.

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Another Try-  Okay so this is an ask I got. Reader is Crowley’s daughter from when he was a human. She tries to kill him for leaving her.

Nothing Wrong with a tomboy-  Hi, I love how you write, really. :) I wanted to ask you if you could do a Crowley x Reader where the reader is a tomboy (basically a female Dean but with Sam’ sensibility XD) and Crowley is half human? He fall for her and shows it with witty comments and sarcasm.

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Claiming rights-  From this ask Can you do a tfw plus crowley fighting over you while your in heat? Crowley Ending. Dean Ending. Sam Ending. Cas Ending.

Something there -  From this ask Hey can you do a one shot (imagine idc) where Crowley stops an alpha from claiming an omega (the reader) that didn’t want to be claimed and he comforts her and idk fluff.

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Alone -  Reader is pregnant with Crowley’s child and goes to tell him only to feel more alone than ever…

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Total Dominance-  Can you do a one shot where tfw is arguing with Crowley(they are all alphas) and then Crowley fucking you on the table while biting the back of your neck in front of them to have dominance over the others.

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Mate or Die -  Just a short drabble from a fact I learned… If a female ferret doesn’t mate when they are in heat they will die.

Two is better than one -  from this ask So I had this idea a while ago and tried to write it but I failed. So the reader is an alpha female And Crowley is alpha as well. Crowley wants to claim the reader but she won’t obey cause she’s alpha so it’s like a fight for power and dominance.

When I’m Gone -  Okay so I wanted to try my hand at a song fic. Sorry if it sucks I tried. Anyway the Song is When I’m gone by Three doors down. 

Broken -  Reader has really bad anxiety and can’t take it anymore.

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Unwanted -  okay just a drabble I thought of real quick. Still on mobile so sorry for any mistakes. So basically Reader is crowley wife from when he was human. But he is not the same as she remembers. Let me know what you think.

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Needs -  from the ask for a omega crowley x alpha Reader.

No Choice -  Reader had to do the unthinkable when faced with bad news. Crowley x reader. Sad. No smut.

No Worries -   So I don’t know if you are still talking requests but if you are could you do one where the reader had a Stutter/speech problem and Crowley finds out about this and fluff cause their shy about it. A/n: I thought this was really cute. Thanks a bunch for the ask.

Silent Fears -  Could you do one where the reader and Crowley are a couple and the reader is deaf. Deal and Sam kidnap her and start asking her questions and then crowley confess and saves her and held at Sam and Dean. Then a fluffy ending,please and thank you.

De- Demonized Rescue -  I was wondering if you could write something where the reader saves crowley from the brothers from being De-demonized, totally a real word lol, when Sammy is doing the trails and showing him some love? Fluffy if you can and I’ll love you forevers!

Surprise-  Hi, I love your works and everything. Could you please do a crowley and reader, where the reader it’s Crowley’s wife and she’s pregnant. She goes into labor and they find out she’s having twins instead of one baby. Okay so I did this how I thought me and my husband would have reacted to having twins. Hope you like it. Thanks for the ask.

Big Bad Wolf - Spnhalloweenwritingchallenge #35 “I could eat you up little girl”

Little hints - Could you do one with Crowley x reader. Him and the reader are in a serious relationship, she knows he is demon and such, and she starts think about a life with Crowley. Like marriage and kids, and tries to find creative ways to feel him out on the subject of someday getting married or having kids? Love your stories!!! <3

Whiskey Lullaby -   was listening to whiskey lullaby by Brad Paisley and wanted to do a small drabble with crowley.

Colder Weather -  This is most likely going to suck. Song fic. Colder Weather by Zac Brown Band…

Understanding -   from the ask…Hello darling I love your works. Could you do Crowley x reader, where reader is Winchesters’ little sister (reader is in late teens/early twenties) and she can change into a big wolf, but boys don’t know about it? Plot: When Winchesters found about reader’s secret on hunt (hunt went bad or something and reader saved her brothers) Winchesters are angry at her, but Crowley understand reader, he is in love with reader and he comforts reader. Angst with FLUFF. Pretty please xoxo ~ TheThirdHolmes

Mine now -  1.Hello Honey it’s me again. I have one idea for ff and I wonder if you could write it. So alpha!Crowleyxomega!reader, plot: reader’s father made deal with Crowley, but instead of his soul, he sold his sixteen/seventeen years old daughter. He takes her to Hell, she becomes his maid. Smut and fluff follow. What do you think about it? ;) 2. Hey do you think you could write one where Crowley makes a deal with the reader for something sad.. sorry I’m on my period…thanks

Chained Alpha -  Alpha crowley is locked up in the winchesters dudgeon and he goes into a rut, and the reader is the only omega that can help him out. He chained up so he cant touch himself so the reader has complete control over him.

Can you hear me -  Could you do a Crowley/ reader where the reader is deaf, and she staying with the winchesters in the bunker and has a major crush on crowley. While crowley feels the same but doesn’t knows the reader is deaf and thinks she is ignoring him, but the boys point out that she is deaf and he learns sign language to ask her out and she says yes.

Breath -  Fosse grim According to Scandinavian mythology, Fosse grim was a water spirit that played enchanted songs on the violin, luring women and children to drown in lakes and streams.

Beorn:

Colliding Worlds -  Beorn had accepted that he would die alone. That he was the last skin changer but what if he was wrong. What is two wizards knew of another that had been sent away when the orcs came.

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Less of a man -   Was thinking what it must have been like for beorn in azog’s prisons.

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Frisky Bear -  Hi OMG i just wanted to say I love you Beorn storiesand I was wondering if you were going to do more with the Less of a man series? also was wondering if you could do one with him where maybe the bear him like gets frisky towards his wife or whatever….NOT bestiality or anything but maybe just little stuff. If not I understand I’m weird I know. Sorry. Thanks.

Hidden Status - Beorn finds out that the woman he has fallen for is actualy a omega.

Not Enough -  Reader overhears Gandalf and beorn talking about a proper mate for him.

The Bear and the Wolf -  Beorn is the eldest son of the king of bears. He is known best by his clan for being incredibly strong and overbearing at times. So what will happen when he is brought face to face with the girl he has been arranged to marry, the only daughter of the alpha wolf. Will he force the free spirited shewolf to change? Many trials lie ahead for the totally opposite skin changers. But will they make it through it?

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Thorin:

Alpha Dwarf -  So this is my first Hobbit fan fic. Yay! So basically this is an alpha Thorin and Omega Reader Fanfic. Will do more. Just a story I came up with in my head. Let me know what ya’ll think.

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Thranduil:

Say too Much -  Trade up for my dear Ashely_Winchester_77… could you do Thranduil x reader where they have been fighting. And he almost loses her to orc in battle. And fluff happens later, plz! :-)… now i get my beorn fic YAY!

Hold Still -  The elf king has to get a hair cut and doesn’t like it. Written for my best friend hope you feel better soon.

Extra:

Did it hurt (SPN) -  Set during first apocalypse. Funny short drabble.

Life Choice -  So this is an ask I got. Reader is asexual and has to deal with the boys wanting to court her. Didn’t know which version of an asexual relationship you wanted so I hope this works and you like it. As always thank you for the ask.

Down in Goblin Town (Bofur x reader) -  Bofur must hide his wife from the goblin king.

When your Ready (Alpha Bofur x Omega Reader) - so need a bofur imagine; preferably one about being lost in the tolkien world from our own and he takes you in, until he learns you’re an omega and his instincts are to watch over you until you’re ready to be his mate!!

Only His - ( Castiel x Reader) -  Hi! If you’re taking requests, can I have a CastielxReader where the Reader is hunting with the Winchesters. She thinks Castiel doesn’t like her when it’s in fact the complete opposite. The Reader has a one night stand and this completely breaks Castiel’s self control. He takes her and the Reader wakes up tied to a chair in the bunker dungeon with Castiel over her. The Reader is desperately trying to close her legs while Castiel eats her out until she’s chafed and sore. Castiel’s extremely possessive and jealous and makes his mark all over her. Then he forces her to ride him until they both come. Castiel refuses to pull out and he comes inside the Reader.

Dean Winchester:

Unwanted Attraction -  Can I request a non-con CastielxdemonReader and DeanxdemonReader where the Reader is working with the Winchesters to help take down a common foe, she and Dean have feelings for each other but they pretend to hate each other but reveal their feelings for each other when Reader almost dies on a hunt? And maybe unrequited CastielxReader where he also has feelings for the Reader and gets jealous when Dean and reader get together so he forces himself on her? Also, can I add one more thing? Like Castiel forces the Reader to like it, even if she’s trying so hard not to.

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The Mark -  From the ask Could you do a alpha!demon!dean× omega!reader. Where with the mark of Kane he’s really mean so he break up with her, but he’s marked her so like it’s a mess. (Kinda got this idea off the song demons by Imagine Dragons ) I loved it thanks for the ask.

Logan/Wolverine:

The Animal Within -  Stryker will do anything to control the Wolverine even if that means giving the feral mutant a gift. Alpha Wolverine x Omega reader.

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[FAN ACCOUNT] 170304 INFINITE Fan Gathering III

******* WARNING: Super long post ahead! Like super duper extra long post this time! We apologize ahead of time!

Hi everyone! We know it’s been such a long time since we’ve posted anything besides asks, so we first want to thank you all for your patience and understanding! We’re not too sure why, but life has been kicking both of our butts simultaneously for quite some time now. Also, sorry it’s taken so long for me to do this. I’ve been hit hard with post-concert depression and I’m still quite busy. I also needed some time to collect all of the memories that have been slowly coming back to me. Good news is that our boys had a fan meet and I (dayounggie) was lucky enough to nab a ticket for the Saturday one. Unfortunately, since I work late hours, I was unable to even attempt to get tix for the Friday meeting, but luckily and LOTS of stress later, I managed to get a ticket for Saturday. I was really bummed out to miss out on L-soonie and the ladder game to pick the next member for the v app show, but the Saturday rally had its own perks!

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anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you could give me some... advice. I see you struggle with anxiety and depression too, yet you manage to write so much. I haven't written in a long while though I really, urgently want to. Except every time I try to, I... panic. It triggers self-loathing attacks, breakdowns etc. (Because I'm not good enough for myself.) Do you know how I can try to get over this or work around it? It really gets me even more depressed, being unable to write because I want it so much :[ 1-2

2-2 I am also on medication and have lots of therapy behind me and am on the path to treat myself better - but the writing is something I just don’t know how to handle, and it makes me so sad and angry. I NEED to write, I really need to, but I completely. Just. I just can’t. I don’t know. Any advice you could give would be amazing… but ignore this if you don’t want or can’t respond just now! Thank you either way x

Heyo! I’m sorry you are dealing with these things but glad to hear that you are getting the help you need :D tbh I’m also struggling with my anxiety about writing lately so this can be a pep talk for the both of us.

1) there’s no wrong way to do writing. break all the rules! fuck the rules. spag? toss it. context? who cares. it doesn’t have to be true or real or smart. they don’t have to be real sentences even. if you have a word, write it down. if something seems like it’s niggling at your mind, write it down. i don’t mean Sit and Write™. i mean literally just write it down. with your fingers. then when you get to the end, stop. don’t sit there and figure out what you need to say next. just. stop. save the doc, close the notebook, whatever. when you’re done, stop. walk away. you can come back to it the next day or whatever and see if there’s anything in it. sometimes there is. sometimes there isn’t. it’s not a loss if there isn’t; it’s just not for you right now. it was for you when you wrote it down. that’s enough.

2) write shitty. seriously. stop trying to write good. give yourself permission to suck. give yourself permission to sound bad on the page. sometimes, the point is not to write something you can be proud of. sometimes the point is just to write anything at all. i feel ya! you want to write the thing you have in your head, right? you want to write it down in a way that means we can all understand. well, stop trying to do that. that’s hard!! that’s fucking hard!! so free yourself from that expectation. chill with yourself a little bit. get low key. 

you can always build on it later and find your truth it in a little bit at a time. you can always change everything later. you are never trapped in your writing. you can write something down specifically to delete it if you want. start little. start sparse. start rough. there’s no such thing as a perfect start, so let your starts be shitty. you know what the thing about shit is though? it’s fertilizer. so plant the seed in your shitty start and then later if you think ok well maybe this seed is bad but possibly it could be good if i did x to it. which is what we call a sprout. and then you think oh, what about y? and what about z? and pretty soon you have built a flower from that shit, and then you can start a garden. but you gotta start in the shit. get into it. fall in love with it. then grow.

3) read. if you can’t write, read. read things you like and read things you don’t like. read things everyone says you should like and try not to like it. and then read something no one has ever heard of. fiction, nonfiction, fanfiction. read read read read read read. 

idk if this is really the sort of advice you were looking for bb but I hope it helps speak to you a little bit!! I started writing at just, you know, like the absolutely worst fucking time in my life, and I thought, damn. ok. I took all the shit things that were happening to me and then gave them to a character. and it was in the end, super cathartic. and i stopped worrying about whether anybody else would get it. i got it. I knew where I was coming from, where I wanted to get to, because that’s where I wanted to be for myself. It didn’t fucking matter whether it made sense, ya know? I was dreaming. I was using tropes just cause they made me happy a little bit. and you know, I fell in love with it again. and now I know that I have some anxiety coming back again and I just have to start broad, sketch out the outline, think: what do IIIIIIIII want. what do i want. forget what everyone else wants from this chapter. what are the five words i want this chapter to feel like. and then build. and then i’ll read the previous chapters and see if it flows. and then i’ll cut. and then i’ll cut again. and then i’ll write more. i can do it. you can do it. 

listen. writing is hard. writing is putting your soul out there. your soul is always good enough. you are the only one who can write you. that’s special. that’s important. that’s worthwhile. don’t give up on yourself or your writing. <3

ADVICE NEEDED - WORKPLACE AND HEALTH

Basically, I got in (unofficial) trouble a few weeks ago for being off sick as I’ve had too many absences. I was off during an overtime shift for having very bad period pains - causing me to feel physically sick and also have a huge headache.

Over a year ago now I was off for a few weeks due to mental health issues and since then I was off once for having a stomach bug (over a year ago now as well), got sent home once for having a panic attack (August), was off as I was just very unwell - sick, stressed, idk I just didn’t feel right (October), got sent home another time for a similar reason why I was off a few weeks ago - I kept puking and looked like I was gonna faint (December) and was off another due to a mix of anxiety and illness (late February).

I know this is A LOT but technically the ones where I got sent home don’t count as I never had to certify myself or do any back to work forms. 

Also, when I was off with my absence before, my boss (who, like most of the management team is very understanding) said: “I know why you’re ill quite a lot and it’s okay because I know you try.“ 

However, he didn’t do my last back to work meeting with me and made my other manager do it, who is equally as nice but told me off unofficially and advised that I should have just came in so I could have got sent home (although I physically couldn’t move due to pain - I live about a mile walk from the bus stop and then have to endure a 20 min bus ride to work - I couldn’t afford a taxi as I was broke too). He then unofficially (again) advised I get medical evidence off my doctor otherwise I’ll be disciplined.

I like in the UK (Scotland) and I’m unsure about the whole thing - I know companies cannot discriminate against people will illnesses. I also know they can dismiss you if they feel like your illnesses/disabilities will be worsened because of work. I am also aware a lot of places have a "X amount of absences in a year and you get investigated” sorta thing but my work know me - they know I’m not a slacker and believe me when I’m off. 

Since I’m registered with a GP (Doctor) where I used to live (where an abusive family member lives) it’s hard for me to see them. I’ve went to the doctors three times in my life about mental health (1) when I was 16 and got very stressed during my exam period, I was taking panic attacks daily and crying myself to sleep - I remember googling it and it sounded like I had depression - I was told it was “just stress” (2) I went again in my last year of high school to be told quite bluntly that my symptoms “sound like anxiety” and was advised to go to bed early and eat three meals a day (3) I moved to go to university and only made it down when I started to take really frequent panic attacks again, the doctor said to me AGAIN that it “sounds like anxiety” and read out a list of symptoms and asked me if I had them, he then gave me a doctors note for work and uni which LITERALLY FUCKING SAYS “___ has been taking panic attacks and is feeling anxious”. 

  • Have I been diagnosed or not? 
  • Should I consider going back to this GP asap and getting a diagnosis? What would I even say? (I was considering telling the doctor all the things I TRY to do yet I either can’t or still feel like shit)
  • Should I wait until I can register where I live now?

The advice has all been unofficial from my work AND as I said my boss is very supportive - the other manager who half told me off is also supportive. I sometimes have bad days where I come into work and everyones always so great to me - I have to give a big shoutout to my boss for actually knowing how to deal with people who are mentally ill (one of my coworkers has bpd and they way he talks to her is amazing - never nasty or defensive) - like he’ll make me face the public/do stuff as opposed to hiding me away in the back if I’m feeling anxious but will equally not push me, and if I’m truly feeling terrible he’ll let me go home early or allow me to take a breather or assign me work through the back.

Like, I don’t think they’d want to fire me if they could help it as I’m always up for being extra hours and I deliver great customer service on my bad days and excellent customer service on my good days. The area manager likes me a lot and I’m always trying to help implement new ideas to increase footfall, conversion, customer satisfaction, etc.

I’m worried that I’ll get in trouble if I do need another day off within the next few months. Other co-workers are late quite a lot without giving notice (as someone who relies on public transport if my bus is even 5 mins late I ring the store to let them know), come in hungover, slack off, phone in sick when they’re not (or when somethings going around that I usually come in when I have it)… so I would think it was unfair that I would get in trouble for this. I’m also pretty miffed that me calling out on an OVERTIME SHIFT is what’s fucking me over - like, I agreed to do this shift two days before and I was working over double my contract for the week too.

I’m not really sure if I even did get notes from my doctor how this would help? Considering they’re all fully aware of my health already - would it be for HR? Are they giving me this advice in advanced cos they like me - just so I can cover my ass?

Any ideas? Personal experience, knowledge of what other companies do, the law, whatever will be useful to me because as you can imagine all of this is actually making me more anxious.

#1 HOE PRODUCT

So we all know coconut anything is amazing (unless you’re allergic) some of you guys have asked me what/how you should use it so here you go:

1. Girl, this shit is soo good for your hair especially if your hair is curly/frizzy, but if your hair is really oily only use it on your ends and avoid your roots.

2. It will make your skin softer than a babies butt. But it has a high chance of clogging your pores and making your break out so test it out first or avoid it at all costs and only use it on your legs.

3. Shave your legs with it!! My legs are 10x softer after I use coconut oil to shave and the oil stays on after you shave so you don’t need to moisturize. This will dull your razors real fast so use only the cheap ones if you try this out.( I’ve been using baby oil gel lately and it feels like I just got a wax)

4. Try the oil pulling method! What you do is use coconut oil as a mouth wash and it sucks all the toxins out ofyour mouth, makes your teeth whiter, gums healthier, and your breath dont stink as much. research a little more,but it’s totally worth the gross oil feeling in your mouth, (spit it in a trashcan and not a sink because it could clog your drain)

5. Add some brown sugar or salt in it use it to exfoliate your body! I love doing this before I shave because my legs are softer and I’m pretty sure it’s what helped me get rid of my cellulite. (DO NOT USE THIS AROUND YOUR COOCHIE sugar causes/spreads yeast infections and that is no bueno)

6. EYELASHES AND EYEBROWS. they’re also really good for your undereyes and using it as an eyecream will help reduce dark circles. 

7. use it on your nails and cuticles!! I put some on when I go to bed almost every night and my nails have gotten healthy and strong. I dont even wear fake nails anymore because mine are so long.

8. Lip scrubs!! add some sugar and scrup your pout, i gaurantee plumper lips.

9. Mix it with tea tree oil and use it as a zit zapper, again please dont use it unless you know it wont break you out i can not stress this enough because acne is no fun.

10. Not coconut oil but DRINK COCONUT WATER. It has a lot of vitamins and stuff that keep you super healthy and happy.

11. coconut oil is so good for you and you should definitely give it a try. unless you’re allergic or prefer something else. If youre allergic I’ll make another post of stuff you can use beside coconut oil, Also try your best to only use organic cold pressed coconut oil. More tips regarding coconut oil @hoeguide check her out for sure because she’s a god.  

BTS As Roommates

“Hey I don’t know if the request is still open but could u do a how would it be having bts (any member of ur choice) as ur roommate? Thank u, love ur blog.💖“


So, because this was a super fun request idea, I decided to do A L L the members. Idk how long this will take me but pray for me my dudes. (ty sweet human for the compliment aw <3)

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by baebsaes

(look at this absolute darn cutie)

  • tbh i think he’s barely at home.
  • he’ll be spending all of his damn time in the studio so much so that you often forget he’s your roommate.
  • sometimes you text him like “do you know what a roommate is you lanky meme?” and offer to buy takeaway for the night.
  • throwing things at him when he snores bc you can hear him through the walls.
  • “(Y/N) why did you throw that at me?”
    “KIM NAMJOON I NEED TO SLEEP”
  • bless him, it’s not his fault.
  • asking you whether his outfit looks okay before he goes out.
  • always has his headphones in, so you often yell at him bc this dork can’t hear you.
  • you’re always worried about him
  • boy can’t hold a knife properly, he needs protecting.
  • him always losing things.
  • you always having to find his things.
  • him borrowing your things and losing them
  • him getting really angry about losing his things only for you find them in an obvious place.
  • you cook and he cleans bc that is the safest arrangement.
  • when neither of you can sleep, you stay up and talk about life.
  • when he breaks things, he gets hella nervous and doesn’t reply to texts.
  • him being on edge whenever you leave the house.
  • just pls keep an eye on him, okay?

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“Best Friends” (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: I was going to write this request: “Could you write something with the reader cheating on her boyfriend with Peter? (bc I love drama and suffering)” and I wanted to change the cheating part a bit. Then I realized I wrote something entirely different, idk what this is now.

Warnings: Abusive relationship

Word Count: 1,207

A/N: This needs a part 2 but only if you request it, if you don’t like it then it’s okay :D

Originally posted by dailyspiderman

Drizzle outside was filling the small apartment with cold. Y/N tightened her sweater more, she was freezing. The coffee cup on her hands was not helping. She sighed and watched outside, noisy cars running down the streets, people trying to escape from the rain. She checked her watch, only to be disappointed, it was happening again. It was already 11 p.m. in the evening. It was not late but her boyfriend was surely late again.

She pulled her earphones off, music still playing in the background, Afraid by The Neighbourhood. She headed towards to the kitchen, feeling her bare feet freezing. Just when she opened the fridge she heard noises coming from the hall. She stride to the front door and the scene was not very cheerful. “Where were you again?” she sighed while grabbing her boyfriend’s arms who was barely able to walk anymore. “Just shut up for a while, will you? My head feels like it’s blowing right now…” he mumbled and leaned on Y/N, since he was not able to carry his own weight. Y/N shut her eyes, trying to control her tears. She was not going to show her weakness to him.

Her boyfriend was not like this only two months ago. He cared about her more than anything; they moved in together to a new house, they were even going to get engaged until a life changing event happened. They lost all their money and while trying to get back to their normal life, they became weaker. Now, it was too hard to call the thing between them love, everything was gone.

Y/N threw him to the old couch and he groaned: “Be careful!”

“I don’t have to take care of you! Stop complaining!” Y/N yelled, no longer holding her tears. The boy looked at her in disgust and murmured: “Then leave,” knowing that she had no place to go.

Y/N shook her head, still sobbing. “Go to hell!” She yelled one last time and ran to the hall. She grabbed her coat and shut the door.

The cold breeze of New York City hitting her face, she was trying to concentrate on where to go. Her family lived in another city, all her friends were gone for college to somewhere else, and no one had chosen to live there except her. Or she thought so.

She pulled out her phone to check her contacts and she found someone. She thought for a second whether or not to call the person but when she remembered she had nowhere else to go, she clicked the call button. She bit her lips nervously while the phone was ringing.

“Hello Y/N!”

She let out a sigh when Peter answered her call, she was smiling now. “Hi Peter? How’s it going?”

“Fine. H-How are you? I was actually surprised when I saw you calling me; we hadn’t talked in like months?” Peter asked anxiously, he was clearly smiling like a dork.

“Well… I-I’m really sorry for that but you know, I wasn’t-“

“It’s not your fault, you were going to get engaged and we- Never mind, I could have called you too.”

“Right…” Y/N started biting her lips once again, the embarrassment she was feeling sent warm vibes through her body.

“So… What’s going on?” Peter asked to change the topic, he was feeling extremely awkward.

“Look… Peter, I need to ask you a favor…”

“Sure. Anything you want.”

“I-I need a place to stay for a while. I will completely understand if you wouldn’t feel comfortable with-

“Are you kidding me? Of course you can stay in my place as long as you want, let me text you the address,” he chuckled excitingly causing Y/N to giggle, now she was feeling warm once again, not because of embarrassment, because of how Peter made her feel as if they were in high school once again.

“Thank you Peter,” was all she could manage to say in that moment. They hung up and Y/N headed to Peter’s new apartment.

Before knocking on his door, Y/N stood there for a while, thinking about the history they had together. They had been best friends for years until they started dating at freshman year. Everything was perfect between them, they knew every little detail about each other, and trust was not an issue. Until that one day they broke up over a stupid thing and never got back to each other. They were no longer best friends; Y/N had someone else.

She shook her head, thinking of what she was doing right now, it was stupid. He didn’t deserve Peter. She pulled out her wallet, trying to find some money for a motel to stay for a night, she only had five dollars. She whispered: “Nice,” and without thinking, she knocked on the door.

When the door was open, she felt her heart skipping a beat. However, it was normal. She was seeing her first love after months. Peter was the same as she left. His soft brown hair messy as always, hardly visible bags under his eyes (being both Spiderman and Peter Parker was not easy), wearing the same red sweater he used to wear nearly every day at school. Most importantly, he was still Peter Parker. He was kind and he was offering his house to someone who has left him.

“Wow… You look… different.

“Yeah people say that I have changed a lot… But you look the same Peter,” she chuckled quietly, not knowing what to do.

“And you also look extremely cold. Come on! Get inside!” Peter moved to let Y/N in and shut the door.

“So how’s the bug boy doing?” Y/N teased Peter. They were sitting in the living room, a cup of tea in Y/N’s hands and she was wrapped in a blanket.

“Hey! I thought we were both okay with calling me Spiderman in junior year!” Peter chuckled. All of these didn’t seem real. He was extremely anxious and ecstatic at the same time. After all he was still in love with her. They stayed in silence for a while after Y/N broke it. “Peter… I’m sorry. I’m sorry for everything I have done and I’m sorry for still wanting things from you. You didn’t even have you pick that phone up in the first place. I can’t believe I-“ Y/N gasped and shut her eyes: “Thank you,” she whispered, remembering what had happened back at her apartment, back at high school with Peter.

“Hey, hey just relax. It’s obvious that something bad had happened to you. Don’t go hard on yourself, it’s not time for us to argue. After all, we are still best friends.” Y/N shook her head an opened her eyes, a single tear falling down on her cheek.

Peter got up and sat down beside her. Although he felt his cheeks burning, he threw his arms around her and placed his chin on top of her head. “I know you don’t have to tell me anything but for the old times sake, can you please let me know what happened. I can’t stand seeing you like this Y/N-“

Without letting Peter finish his sentence, the door was knocked harshly, making both of their hearts race.

upholstered furniture

pairing: pansy parkinson x harry potter

setting: modern, non-magical, reality/film star au; based on this

word count: 4,654 words


(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?

(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday

(8:16 am) Ronald.

(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow

(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.

(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not

(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the chemistry test.

(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE chemistry tests r dumb af harry hates them

(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like chemistry tests.

(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok

(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.

(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right


BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived

October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.

Well, it’s official.

Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.

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Thanksgiving with BTS

nj: hey seokjin im here and I brought the kids like u asked

sj: oh good I’m still cooking but u can all sit down

jh: who’s bringing the turkey again??

sg: jimin’s dad is bringing it when he drops him off. dumbass how’d u forget ?

jh: hey maybe he can bring u a personality too since u dont have one! :)

sj: y'all don’t start I’m not in the mood my pie is giving me hell

jk: maybe that’s a sign u shouldn’t be making one??

sj: maybe the fact that ur still in high school after 5 yrs is a sign u should just drop out but that doesn’t stop u for going in for ur 6th :))

nj: lol why do u even keep trying

jk: idk maybe the same reason why ur still trying to release a second mix tape even tho it’ll never beat yoongi’s

th: omg???

jm: hey guys my dad and I are here and we brought the turkey

sg: ur just in time jungkook was just telling namjoon that he’s a failure and that I’m the best rapper in bts

jh: lol ok and I’m mariah carey

sg: that explains how high ur voice gets when u see a roach

jh: it’s a phOBIA ITS NOT FUNN Y

jm: guys my dad’s here be respectful???

th: oh sorry hey jimin’s dad u raised a very swell little dude

th: he hugs me when I’m sad even when it was because he and jungkook took all the lines in lost and left me with like 2

jm: I told u I was sorry???

th: but u always go and do it again??

jm: it’s not my fault I have a more superior voice??

jk: lol superior where u sound like a freshly neutered dog having sex with an owl

jm: dont fucking come @ me like that u fucking lopsided coconut head ass

jk: I DONT GET TO PICK MY HAIR STYLE FOR THE COMEBACKS

jm: bUT U DONT HAVE TO LET THEM FUCK UR SHIT UP EVERY ERA

sj: IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP WE HAVE FUCKING COMPANY U DISRESPECTFUL DISAPPOINTING SUBJECTS OF WASTED YOUTH

bts:

sj: jesus fucking christ the jungle can’t come sooner

nj: guys sit down before he tries to feed us to his mario collection again

jh: this is great all of us together sharing a wonderful meal and being successful

jm: hey daddy can u pass me the salt

yoongi and jimin’s dad both reach out:

jm:

jimin’s dad:

sg:

sg: can u let go now he asked me for the salt

jm: yoongi?? shut?? the?? fuck?? up??

jk: lol this is awkward

nj: so is the fact that u have no top lip

th: hey leave him alone it’s not his fault he was born lipless

jk: ur literally not helping

th: I’m doing as much as I can, I can’t juggle singing, acting, defending u, AND work on my verse for cypher pt5- that has so far exactly 27 lines and 3 different ‘sick beats’ to add both diversity and color to an otherwise bland track known as “every cypher without kim taehyung”

th: not to shade or anything.

nj: yea ur not getting on cypher pt5

th: why not I’ve been working so hard on my verse!!

nj: u can’t even rap??

sj: namjoon u can’t even remember to pull out so leave the poor boy alone and eat ur greens

nj: that’s was one time??

jh: then why do we have 3 kids here??

jm: IM NOT HIS KID MY DADS RIGHT HERE STOP SAYING THAT

sg: whoa babe it’s okay calm down I’m alright

jm: I was talking about my real dad plS SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

jk: too late lol

jm: oh is it too late for u to graduate too

jk: TRY ME SHORTY

jm: UR ON BUGS BUNNY

sj: iF U FUCK UP THIS DINNER TABLE AFTER I SLAVED AWAY IN THE KITCHEN FOR HOURS ILL FUCKING KICK U BOTH IN THE DICK

sj: NOw I want to go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for

sj: namjoon u start

nj: I’m most thankful for our precious army’s that go above and beyond for us all the time we love them so much and appreciate all the army’s all over the world and thank you all so much and thank you-

sj:

sj: kay that’s creepy yoongi u go next

sg: I was gonna say I’m most thankful for my fire mixtape but then I realized that I brought that to myself so I only really have myself to thank so thanks min yoongi u the true og

jh: ok that was tragic so I’ll go now

jh: I’m thankful for the sun that rises each morning-

sj: aw that’s nice

jh: -because it just goes to show that I shine brighter and there’s really no one who is better or brighter than me but the fact that the sun tries so hard is so cute and uplifting it feels great to squash it each morning :))

sj:

sj: taehyung how about u

th: I’m most thankful to the toilets because without them this world would be a really stinky and dirty place and people would have to poop in buckets or the woods and that’s nasty cos bears poop there so if we poop in the woods where do bears poop?? in our homes that’s where cos then they want revenge and-

sj: ur a disappointment I hope u know that

sj: jimin?

jm: I’m thankful for my daddy who always treats me right and loves me no matter what right dad?

yoongi and jimin’s dad: that’s right

sg: seriously why do u keep doing this

jm: I fucking hAtE mY Lif E

jk: guess it’s my turn

jk: I’m most thankful for this turkey for not being as dry as seokjin’s humor or jimin’s hair. thank u.

sj: that’s it I’m going to the jungle early I hope u all choke on ur dinner

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I would like to request where RFA + V and Saeran react to finding out MC is a doctor! ^_^ Thank you!! :DD

yaa ofc~ Sorry this is kinda late, I was away haha ><;; I hope you like this Anon!


Yoosung: 

  • he was cooking when he suddenly knocked on MC’s door
  • “MC, I cut myself, do you know where the band-aids are?”
  • her eyes traveled to his bleeding finger and without another thought, she pulled him into her seat and grabbed her first aid kit… or more like extensive aid kit
  • Yoosung widened his eyes at the sight of it 
  • why does she have something that intense?
  • “Yoosung this might hurt but don’t flinch, we don’t want to increase the blood flow.”
  • increase the blood flow?? 
  • “MC why are you talking like some sort of- ow!”
  • “Ahh dammit you broke the blood clot”
  • “MC are you…?”
  • “A doctor? Yea, but I hardly do such simple operations haha. I guess I’m a little rusty.”
  • oh my God rusty? simple OPERATIONS? 
  • MC was an almighty surgeon holy

Zen:

  • he came back from practice feeling more tired than ever
  • “MC, I’m home, what’s for din-”
  • before he could finish, fell unconscious and slammed hard into the floor
  • ouch
  • he woke up to the smell of disinfectants in the air and the light beeps and whirrs of several medical devices
  • someone was hovering over him
  • she had long beautiful hair, and a pretty smile
  • she looked so much like MC
  • “Doctor, he seems to have regained his consciousness” another voice said
  • his eyes focused better
  • shit it really was MC
  • “Mr. Ryu, you can’t keep over working yourself. I’m on shift now, so rest up until I leave.”
  • dude she was so cool omg

Jaehee:

  • Jaehee woke up with heavy eyes and a really bad headache
  • most likely from staying up late and working all the time
  • “MC, can you get some water?” she croaked
  • MC came in with water, but after taking one look at Jaehee she could tell that she had a fever, and a high one at that
  • “Don’t move, Jaehee, I’m going to help you call in sick, you can’t go to work today”
  • “But Mr. Han will-”
  • “I’ll talk to Jumin, now sit still while I get you some meds, don’t even think of leaving the bed.”
  • MC sounded like a nurse taking care of a difficult patient 
  • with that, Jaehee fell asleep
  • when she woke up, she saw MC bringing in a IV drip
  • “MC! What is that?!”
  • she did not like the fact that there was fluid being injected into her 
  • “My personal IV drip, all doctors at my hospital have a mini one in case of sudden emergencies.”
  • MC was… a doctor?

Jumin:

  • he had a horrible day at work, and the last thing he needed was for someone to lecture him
  • yet, there he was being scolded by MC for not eating his lunch
  • she just kept talking and talking and oh my God he was getting real pissed 
  • “You know MC, it’s not your business whether or not I eat. My body belongs to me so you don’t need to worry over it. Just take care of yourself first!” he threw his wine glass to the floor
  • as the delicate glass shattered, some bounced back and scraped his arm
  • the pain brought back his composure and he reached for his phone to call his personal doctor 
  • “What do you think you’re doing?! God, Jumin, put your phone down and sit. Don’t move.”
  • MC came back with her work bag and started pulling out a whole bunch of stuff
  • disinfectants, gauze, surgical equipment, etc. 
  • why did she have all this? 
  • “Who do you think you were gonna call?”
  • “My doctor…”
  • “What kind of stupid idiot calls a doctor when there’s one right here?”
  • one right here? 
  • “MC, you’re a doctor?”
  • MC looked at him in disbelief “Uh yea, thought you knew. Anyway stop moving, I need to clean your wound.”
  • oopsie that was embarrassing

707:

  • he was sure he knew everything about MC and MC was sure of it too
  • but apparently there was one thing the didn’t know
  • MC came home late every day and Seven didn’t understand why
  • he assumed she had a regular office job but what was with the irregular work hours? 
  • sometimes she’d leave in the middle of the night and sometimes she wouldn’t even come home until the sun rose
  • and man did she look dead inside out
  • “MC, why do you always come home so late?”
  • “Because of my job.”
  • “What job has such odd hours? Are you secretly a hacker or something?”
  • “I’m a doctor, Seven, you know the ones who save lives? That’s why I’m on call 24/7.”
  • ohh 
  • WAIT WHAT? 
  • “How did I not know of this?!”
  • “I don’t know, you tell me, you’re the hacker here.”
  • “Wait so you can do first aid and all that too?”
  • “Yes, Seven.”
  • “Okay then can you do first aid on my shin? I bumped it this morning. I’m sure as a professional you know that kisses heal all boo-boos”
  • still the same old seven =_=

Saeran:

  • he was minding his own business you know probably sharpening knifes lol 
  • and bam! he cuts himself 
  • eh, pretty normal for him so he just throws paper towel over it to clot the blood
  • MC starts screaming 
  • “SAERAN DO NOT MOVE.”
  • “What?” he loosely throws away the towel 
  • MC runs over, grabs his arm, sits his ass down and pulls out a ridiculously large bag
  • she rips out just about a million tools and starting disinfecting his cut 
  • all was good until she pulls out a needle
  • “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! DONT TOUCH ME!”
  • he pulls away his hand roughly and it starts to bleed again
  • “I need to numb your hand or when I use this thread it will hurt a lot”
  • “NO”
  • so MC proceeded her surgical procedure with no numbing and he had a surprisingly high pain tolerance 
  • “MC, why do you have all this stuff anyway?”
  • “Because I’m a doctor you little poop, and that cut you had would NEVER heal itself properly without medical attention.”
  • “Then can you check my other cuts? ”
  • “SAERAN”
  • he laughed at her reaction but enjoyed MC’s very extensive body check up ;)

V:

  • he sorta knew what job MC had given her irregular hours and the constant research she had to do
  • she was some sort of medical personnel but he didn’t know which 
  • all of a sudden, one day, MC woke him up and dragged him into her car
  • “Where are we going?“ 
  • “To the hospital.”
  • “What? Why? Don’t you have work today?’
  • “That is where I work, and today you’re part of it.”
  • it wasn’t until the nurse told him to rest on a bed wearing nothing but a hospital robe did he realize that he was going in for surgery
  • SURGERY???? 
  • “MC WHERE ARE YOU AND WHATS HAPPENING”
  • he got pushed into the surgical room and he felt the presence of about 4 people
  • “We’re about to start a cornea transplant surgery. It will be over in about 3 hours, Mr. Kim. Today we have 2 doctors including myself and 2 nurses to aid with this procedure.” her voice sounded mechanical, like she had said the same thing too many times 
  • but then she leaned in “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you can see the sun again.” she whispered into his left ear
  • MC had took his words seriously, he only said he wished he could see the sun a one time… 

hhahha oops idk if you can call these HC’s they’re almost like scenarios (sorry ><)

~Cherry L.


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