but karen is so pretty

Random Peter Spiddles

A/N: Sooo idk what these are I guess these are head canons for Petey that I’ve been inspired to do since watching Homecoming (WHICH WAS GREAT)

So yeah! Spoilers I suppose, nothing major

Originally posted by stallingdemons

~So let’s also say that Tony Stark wanted to ‘inspire’ Peter with the full functions of his suit, although Peter doesn’t know that since he technically cheated and hacked into the suit. The night he got locked in the place with the things *saying this as to be non spoiler-y* he figured out that Karen had two different voices-the other being yours

~”Well, Mr. Stark gave me two voices. Would you like to give the other one a go?”

~”Hell yeah, man” Peter is definitely not opposed to learning more about this suit

~*in your voice* “Hello, Tiger Lily”

~hOW did Tony know that ‘Tiger Lily’ was your nickname for him. that’s. that’s weird.

~But will it be more weird for him to keep it that way for the night?? to feel less alone?? In a way Peter honestly didn’t want to know, Karen-you talked exactly the way you talked so it was pretty much like you were there.

~Nope he’s not doing that that’s too weird buh bye, Karen, come back 

~It’s the starter phase between him and Karen so they’re talkin and he’s explaining the latest drama

~”It sounds like you don’t really like Liz as much as you say”

~lol bitch wot

~”You seem to like this [Y/n] much more. Your heart rate becomes more elevated when you speak of her”

~Peter aggressively hits the panic button

~He sometimes has Karen say “You’re right and I’m wrong” in your voice just for the hell of it

~He practices asking you out with Karen, who obviously uses your voice 

~It gets weird 

~”What’s up, Tiger Lily?” She says it as normally as she can which really makes Peter even more nervous

~”A-h, nothing much.”

~”…”

~”…”

~”Peter if you can’t ask me out, then you can’t ask [Y/n].”

~Don’t tell me that Karen isn’t a huge fuckin tease alright she’s always ready to mess with Peter someway or another

~When he’s training, I imagine she’ll pull up a photo or video of you then speak in your voice- “You’re so strong, Peter!” “Oh, my goodness, you’re Spider-Man!” “Spider-Man, kiss me now!”

~He’s done. no more practice. Karen gets a time out. 

friend: so what do you think of my new haircut

me: that scene where frank shields karen from the bullets is so important because he could have just knocked her over, or pushed her, or told her to get down, but instead he chose to tackle her to the ground, and shield her with his entire body, putting himself at risk in order to keep her safe. in every situation frank keeps karen safe and it’s so important. that full body shield. that full body shield tho. frank castle and karen page are 

The Signs as Mean Girls quotes
  • Aries: "We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • Taurus: “She doesn’t even go here!”
  • Gemini: “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
  • Cancer: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
  • Leo: “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”
  • Virgo: “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
  • Libra: “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
  • Scorpio: “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
  • Sagittarius: "I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
  • Capricorn: “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
  • Aquarius: “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
  • Pisces: “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
Analysis of the ‘staring contest’ (The Case of the Frittles Aftershow)

Karen asks Riele to summarize the episode while having a ‘staring contest’ with Jace. Keeping complete eye contact. Riele’s like “Alright I’m up for it!” and asks what happens if they blink, “It’s over.” Karen says.  

So they start:

She starts off pretty confident, but Jace was like….I’m gonna smile/smize. 😏

And then she’s distracted laughs and slips up a little (”red thungy?”) but doesn’t lose eye contact continues to laugh - with Jace.

She blinked at one point but brushed it off. She was finna continue - even though she was getting a bit nervous. She was still having a blast and so was he.

But then this happened….

In the gif above, notice how she takes a deep breath as he does when he puts his hand up? He’s now really paying attention and it’s making her nervous. To me that’s a sign of attraction. He’s saying, okay I’m interested, and she’s feeling the pressure….not to mention the eyes he gives her after that were serious 😍 (heart-eyes).  *Feels all around*

So then she says instantly,

Even though before she was fine with the blinking…

But who can blame her for changing her mind, when he looked at her like that?

So then Karen explains herself, 

And Jace her boyfriend at this point, speaks on behalf of both of them,

So anyways she continues but then, 

That “Mmmhm” and his nod, and his eyebrow raise, messed her tf up!! She was done after that. 😂

“Pieces of the truck” (His face laughing, cracks me up every time.) lol!

And now, the final gif,

(Did ya’ll catch that lip bite? Just saying.)

And then they continued on in such cuteness.

And when he says in the end that he never takes his eyes off of her, he wasn’t lying. He literally didn’t, he was constantly looking at her even when she looked away. Jace knew what he was doing okay! Don’t come at me, lol. Jace was like, I’m going to see if she’s uncomfortable, and she was (which means there’s highly likely feelings involved - and he was living.)

Can’t wait to see more of these two, they are so cute!

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So thank you, for bringing me back to…  m e .

So here’s the last blurb I said I’d post but never did.

A/N: Alright. Be warned, this is so rushed and it literally sucks ass. Also I threw in the lines @saysweartogod sent me cause why not? Heavily, heavily unedited. And I changed damn near all the lines somewhat. But you know…

23 – “I don’t like when you do that.”

24 – “I never said that”

25 – “It meant nothing.”

6 – “There’s nothing you could say to me that would make me stop.”

19 – “You just like… nevermind”

15 – “Do you love me?”

Word count – Dunno I forgot to check lmao

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you know how Calum said when he was little he was super duper shy and his parents would even offer him money to just go and say hi to someone WELL imagine baby!Calum and baby!Mikey who are bffs and Michael always talks for Calum whenever lil Cal is feeling too shy or anxious, especially around grown-ups, and like one day they’re having a playdate at Michael’s house and Cal says he’s thirsty so Mikey marches into the kitchen holding Calum’s hand and announces loudly and proudly to his mom “calum wants juice!!!” and ofc Karen finds it so amusing and she asks “ok what kind?” and Calum whispers into Michael’s ear and Mike says “apple juice!! and make it two!!!” and Karen goes “manners, Mikey” so Michael tags on a “pretty please!!!” but Karen wants to hear Calum speak so she turns to him and waits and lil Cal just stares down at his tiny feet and mutters “pretty please?” aND IT’S THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE WORLD and ofc she gives them juice and some cookies and when they go back to play Mikey hugs Cal for being so brave by talking :(

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Future Pretty Cure Series (3/?)

Yumehara Nozomi, Natsuki Rin, Kasugano Urara, Akimoto Komachi, Minazuki Karen and Mimino Kurumi

Random idea where Frank comes to Karen’s apartment wounded and she patches him up but not before ruining one of her favorite dresses. So, days later Karen comes home to find a pretty box with a note scribbled in sharp, masculine writing saying he owed her one or something like that. Inside the box is an exact replica of the dress she ruined. Now, imagine Frank going into some women’s boutique and looking for her dress. Imagine how puzzled she is… how does Frank know her exact size?