but kaka :(

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The kea is the only alpine parrot on the planet, and is one of ten parrot species endemic to New Zealand.  It belongs to the same family as the precious moss potato, the kakapo, and the colourful kaka.  Its clownish nature is so well-known that a group of kea is called a circus!

  • gai, enthusiastically: how's the cutest boy in the world doing
  • kakashi, looking straight at gai: judging by his face, he seems to be doing well
  • gai, holding back tears and under his breath: holy shit
When life sucks and nothing feels good, I turn to fangirling and let my people make my happy!
—  fangirl
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Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, known as Kaká, Attacking Midfielder, In 2003, he joined Italian club Milan for a fee of €8.5 million. While at Milan, Kaká won a Serie A title and the UEFA Champions League, and in 2007 he received the FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d'Or awards. After four seasons in Spain playing for Real Madrid, he returned to Milan for a season in 2013, scoring his 100th goal for the club.

  • Friend: So any new crush?
  • Me: *opens my mouth* Y....
  • Friend: Someone who breathes the same oxygen we breathe?
  • Me: *opens my mouth* Ye.....
  • Friend: Someone who is actually aware of your existence?
  • Me: You cramp my style, you know that? And I thought you were my friend!

real madrid playing water polo during summer training at UCLA, july 2011. (x)

back row: jesé rodríguez, kaká
second row: raphaël varane, joselu, nacho fernández, tomás mejías, xabi alonso, jorge casado
third row: sergio ramos, álvaro arbeloa, esteban granero, antonio adán
front row: marcelo, iker 

arbeloa’s side won, and he tweeted this photo along with each of the winning team’s nicknames: “Fly” (arbeloa himself), “Pirata,” (esteban granero), “Trufas,” or “Truffles” in English (xabi alonso), “SR4″ (sergio, obviously), “Unai” (iker), “Tony” (Adán) and “Tommy” (tomás mejías).

…yeah, you read that right. xabi alonso’s nickname at real madrid was TRUFFLES.