but just stahp guys

Random Magnus Chase shitpost

I can imagine Alex killing Magnus in battle (again) and once Magnus is back at Floor 19 they can’t help but to sing “Irresistible” by Fall Out Boy, but changing the lyrics to match what happened

Like

“AND YOU LOVE THEY WAAYY SHE HURTS YOUUUU!!”

“Guys, sto–”

“IT’S IRRESISTIBLE~”

“STAHP”

And Alex is just there like “I’m a boy today stupids”

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It’s always been true.

Just iKon Things

So when I first got into iKon, I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD BE NORMAL BUT WITH LOTS OF GOD DAMN SWAG. I WAS VERY WRONG ABOUT THE NORMAL PART AND INSTEAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SWAG PART. BUT THEY ARE JUST ADORABLE BARBARIANS THAT CONSTANTLY RUINS MY HEAD ONE BY ONE. LIKE CAN YOU GUYS JUST STAHP BEING SO DAMN CUTE.

Originally posted by with-yunhyeong

Originally posted by ygboys-ot11

THEIR SMILES BLESSES MY ENTIRE LIFE. THEY ARE SO UNDERRATED IT KILLS ME. I FEEL LIKE THEIR NON TITLE SONGS MAY BE THEIR BEST SONGS TO JUST CHILL TOO AND THEN THEY HAVE THEIR SWAGGY ASS TITLE SONGS?! VISUALS GALORE. THEY KNOW A HOOK WHEN THEY HEAR ONE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR WHIPPED TO THE WHOLE FANDOM.

Originally posted by ikonis

Originally posted by bobhwa

They have been through so much together (WIN, Mix & Match, Two of them went to Show Me The Money). Through thick and thin, they will always be brothers forever. iKon means to be the icon of music in Korea AND THEY ARE MAKING BIG MOVES TO DO SO. With Donghyuk aegyo, Hanbin’s leadership, Jiwon’s extraness, Jinhwan being their big brother, Junhoe’s sassiness, THE FREAKIN TWINS CHANWOO AND YUNHYEONG (Jokesters forever) they are IKON.

Originally posted by forkjh

Originally posted by ikonis

Originally posted by ikonis

Ok so you know how in b day they have their signature move…the GOD DAMN CHICKEN/ T REX DANCE KILLS ME every time. B DAY IS A BOP AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME IT’S NOT BUT THEN AGAIN…OK, THE BEES ALSO KILLED ME. They may have simple choreography but, the vibe that you get from iKon is amazing. They know what they are doing on stage and you feel like you are with them every step of the way.

Originally posted by ikonis

Originally posted by blxkpink

YG needs to keep building on top of them because I’m so tired of people calling iKon flops and what not BECAUSE THAT’S THE TOAL OPPOSITE, OF WTF THEY ARE. LET ME JUST SAY THAT THEY ARE TOO TALENTED TO BE GETTING SO MUCH DAMN HATE. THEIR VOCAL LINE?! NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION THAN THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING. Sure. of course their rapper line is fucking amazing but I don’t hear much about the vocal line so please if you’re going to love iKon, LOVE ALL OF IKON.

Originally posted by ofjaypark

Originally posted by incomplete-life

iKon, I just have to say that you are such an amazing group and I love that I finally listened to your songs and I’M WHIPPED LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW. I love how you connect with your fans and that you truly respect iKonics. With all my heart, I hope you guys are staying completely healthy even though you guys also have to work hard. IT SUCKS THAT KONIC TV ENDED, I LOOKED FORWARD TO THAT EVERY WEEK, but it’s okay cause you guys have more stuff coming out for iKonics and I CAN’T WAIT TO DOWNLOAD IT ALL. 7 talented guys doing phenomenal things continuously and making my heart flutter every single time. Some people eventually don’t differentiate between the maknae line and the hyung line cause that’s just iKon xD. It’s almost been 2 years since your debut and I AM SO GLAD THAT I JOINED THE IKONIC TRAIN. STAY HEALTHY BOYS AND STAY SAFE <3. 

(iKonics ADD MORE :D)

Originally posted by ygboys-ot11

Originally posted by incomplete-life

Originally posted by markleesgiggle

Originally posted by han-bin

Just Hanbin Things

Just Jinhwan Things

Just Yunhyeong Things

Just Jiwon Things

Just Donghyuk Things

Just Junhoe Things

Just Chanwoo Things

EVERY COP SHOW EVER

Pretty 20-something white female detective/government agent

Brunette, because she’s deep and different than all the other girls who are blonde supermodels

Partner is 30-something white male

Who’s blonde, because of DUALITY

And he’s a rebel and doesn’t follow rules and instead of that having gross consequences in an investigation, it always ends up being what solves the case

Female agent/detective/investigator follows all rules and keeps her male partner in line

Even though he never listens to her, because he’s a REBEL and doesn’t follow “their rules”

He’s so misunderstood, because he watched someone die once, so now he broods and drinks

And is a grossly irresponsible member of his agency, but he never gets fired because HE’S A REBEL

His partner has a lot of flaws too

Not physical flaws

NEVER PHYSICAL FLAWS

But her flaws are psychological, because her dad left when she was young

And she never got over it.

She has daddy issues.

So it makes her drawn to her partner

Because he’s a man, and her dad was a man

And even though she’s strong and tough and carries a gun

All she is inside is a little girl who wants a man’s validation in life

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN

Their supervisor is a stern African American man/women

Because REPRESENTATION

*only black person in cast

 

to-join-little-richard hat gesagt: We need screenshots of all this

zeppylin hat gesagt: This is the most amusing thing

So you guys wanna get to know my Led Zeppelin sims and the stupid stuff they do?

Alright, here they are: family LedZep:

(I actually made them two years ago and stopped playing at some point until now, so please don’t ask where I got the additional clothes and hair and stuff, I forgot, sorry :/)

Sometimes they’re really good friends Jimmy you slut, Bonzo is married to Jonesy!

Sometimes they just think about life and gaining weight in general

Some just like to show off their booty

Or they just do stuff in general (Bonzo needs to get in shape for his job at the police. Jonesy is a science guy, Robert is a DJ. I always forget what Jimmy does, but he usually disappears at night)

They like to get baths (and some Jimbert in the background)

and recently there was a huge drama: Bonzo and Jonesy are married, Jimmy and Robert are together, but everyone has been cheating on everyone. So when Jonesy came home from work, he wanted to make out with his husband.

Unfortunately Jimmy and Robert were in the room too, so this happened:

Jimmy got mad at Bonzo and Robert got mad at Jonesy for “cheating”. Uhm guys… you’re doing it wrong…

And it got even better: when Robert wanted to kiss Jimmy directly afterwards, Bonzo got mad at Robert too

Guys… stahp…

I hope they can just all be friends again…

(They mainly listen to Led Zeppelin by the way)

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Big Hero 6 - Wip Opening (Fanmade)

OMG STAHP ME GUYS. I JUST CANT STOP MYSELF NOW I IMAGINE AN ANIME-STYLE OPENING FOR AN HYPOTHETICAL SERIES AAAAAAA KICK ME OUT I WANT MY LIFE BACK

The Relationship Whisperer

Recently, I’ve had many a friend talk to me about their relationship woes. Trust me, I’m no expert. I’m kind of socially disadvantaged when it comes to dating, but I’ve learned something through listening.

Girls, we’re crazy. Like despite-a-young-age-and-no-pets-totally-destined-to-be-cat-lady crazy. Stalk-a-guy-you-went-on-one-date-with / fall-in-love-with-actors-you’ve-never-met crazy. As a whole, we need to lock up our basements of crazy, move to a new house, and preferably one where we’ve left all of our emotional bagged locked up in the old basement. Just STAHP expecting what you read in magazines. You know how a guy likes you? Its not by filling your apartment with roses or writing you romantic poetry. It’s going to be in the everyday stuff like “hope u had a good day bb” texts or when he skipped guys night to watch netflix with you (even it if WAS that action movie you weren’t too enthused about). If you stop being so demanding and unrealistic, you might actually start to see they arent -as- bad as you think.

Guys, you’re just as crazy. Y'all could go so far if you learned a little bit about seeing the world through your woman’s eyes and being a bit more selfless. Also, r-o-m-a-n-c-e. Seriously. Like… just put in a MINOR amount of effort. Let HER pick the movie. Or, one day don’t do the “where do you want to eat?” routine. Just pick a restaurant, make reservations and take her. Even if it isn’t fancy, the fact you put forth the effort will go a long way. Oh, and stop with expecting that all girls are clingly and needy. If you’re LOOKING for it, you’re going to start seeing things that aren’t there. Trust me, not all of us are naggy and possessive. We’re still crazy, just not like that.

As a whole, we’re all crazy. Being in a good relationship isn’t about finding someone who -isn’t- crazy, because you’ll be searching your whole life. It’s about finding someone who is a crazy in a way you can tolerate (and in a way that maybe balances your OWN crazy), and tolerate -nicely- at their maximum level of crazy.

And just when we think the state of TN can't get any more backwards or ignorant, here comes Marsha Blackburn...

Marsha, did you see what happened a couple weeks ago when a non-science type person tried to go at it against Bill Motherfucking Nye? The internet had a field day because it really was that funny. You’re gonna go on Meet The Motherfucking Press on Sunday to ‘debate’ this guy? Really? 

Marsha, stahp. It’s already hard to admit to living here, & every time you speak you make me wanna crawl further into a hole…a hole where there are non-ignorant peeps are hanging out. Don’t roll up on a Sunday show & make things worse. Please? Pretty please?

And I’m still waiting on you to come 'observe’ the state of mental health care in this state, Marsha. 14 months after declaring such a 'need’ after Sandy Hook & your ass still hasn’t actually personally checked out what’s going on in this state you swear you love oh so very much. 

Also, have you checked out Bill Nye’s bowtie game? He’s got that shit on lock…no matter what you do you’re gonna look a hot mess next to that bowtie. (Political fashion choices, are after all my speciality & such.)