but just imagine someone seeing this and thinking

Random 5am thought I had instead of sleeping last night…er, morning. I’ve been in this fandom 2 years and somehow this never occurred to me:

Did anyone ever think about the logistics of having that many puppies in one room when they keep the recruits in the same dorm? They are tiny puppies. A bunch of tiny puppies who haven’t been trained yet. Was part of Kingsman training seeing how they survive sleep deprivation? Did the recruits take shifts to try and get at least some sleep, leaving someone awake to deal with tiny puppy bladders and accidents and any other assorted chaos at 4am?

I’m now imagining a bunch of crying and sleep deprived recruits in the dorm just begging the puppies to let them sleep. Just one hour, please for the love of god.

The puppies just blink up at them with their big innocent eyes. The puppies are the real test to see who the strongest are.

Imagine.

Keith goes up to Shiro one day after training and says “I think I’m allergic to Lance.”

And Shiro, bless him, is legit concerned like “What do you mean allergic? What’s wrong? Do you need medical attention?”

And Keith goes “Every time I see him I get heart palpitations and my face gets hot and my hands get sweaty. I think I should stay away from him.”

And he’s so fucking serious and worried that Shiro doesn’t know what to tell him so he just gives him a pat on the head and goes off to try to find someone more qualified to explain to Keith what a crush is.

Skyline

Warnings: None

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Word Count: 1.8k

A/N: Thank you to all those who followed me and read my first fic!  I’m thinking of doing a part two to this one, so if you like it, let me know!

Your fire escape had always been your favourite part of your apartment.  Situated outside your bedroom window, you had spent countless hours of your life lounging on the metal steps, reading a book or catching up on some homework.  Last summer, you had wound a string of fairy lights around the rails, which were coated in shiny dark paint.  Your landlady had protested at first but, after you proved that they weren’t endangering the use of the fire escape in any way, she had let you keep them.  The small victory had brought a smile to your face, and now your escape was even cozier than before, and was still just as cozy a year later.  This year’s summer brought scorching heat and clear nights, and you spent most of your free time out on your escape, trying to catch a breeze.

You sat on your fire escape now, wearing a lightweight hoodie and pajama shorts, doodling in a journal.  School was out for the week and tomorrow didn’t require a six am wake up call, leaving you free to stay up late and admire the Queens skyline at night.  It was nights like these that you loved the most; nights that seemed like they were pulled straight from a movie scene, with stars that glimmered like flames, a full moon bigger than you had ever seen before, and the sounds of the city mixing in with the quiet melodies that drifted out of the speakers propped up on your window sill.  You would be content for the rest of your life if you could keep moments like these forever.

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If you follow me already then you’ll know that when I’m bored (which is all the time tbh) I watch BTS videos and take screenshots and post them bc I don’t have better things to do 

Taetae aka Tae the bae

He was being so rude (as usual) I couldn’t get funny screenshots bc he was winking, biting his lips and sticking out his tongue the whole freaking performance…#somebodycollecthimplz

NEXT 

Park Jimin aka mochi aka pink Jimin

Looks like someone just punched him lol

I mean his hair still looks flawless 

Chim needs to chill down 

Me running away from my problems and responsibilities 

No comment. Still my bias-wrecker tho

Nothing’s wrong with this pic he just looked so cool 

Jimin when he sees someone talking/touching Jungkook

The last one

Jeon Jungkook aka living meme aka international playboy aka fuckboy

...he got a bit too excited while dancing

tbh this is like a normal pic of him

Making those “fuckboy” faces he always do while doing literally anything…

But seriously tho, I think Jungkook stans only watches this “Not today” fancam bc..

I bet that BTS stylists is getting an award soon from armys, or more specifically Kookie’s stans

You know what I like about artists?

That…every single thing they do it’s amazing.

I’m not even kidding, like, the doodles, man. The doodles are my favorite thing ever because they are just so small, carefree, and fun.

I have a few artist friends, and they sometimes share their stuff in our squad chat and it’s always good to see the doodles because they light up my day. 

I think the doodles are my favorite part of art.

And this is just a guess here, bc I’m no artist in the sense of drawing so I wouldn’t know for sure, but I can just imagine that …every artist is so at ease while doodling and they don’t think much of it and yet it’s amazing on its own way once it’s done. 

Like, this is coming from someone who has like, zero talent in drawing ok? So, believe me when I say that I’m in A W E by every single piece of art. 

I see a lot of art/fanart where they go like ‘oh it’s just a doodle psssssh’ and whenever they are joking or not, I fall in love with it because damn, look at that.

To be able to let every single drop of creativity you have inside you and let it run smoothly across a tablet, paper, or whatever you draw in, it’s incredible. 

I wish I could do that, I really wish so, but I can’t; which is okay ofc, got my talents somewhere else. 

Like, for me, for instance, as a writer, it really takes me…well a while tbh, to come up with a cool thing. Sure, I can ramble about the idea, and expand it a lil, but like, it’s not the final product. 

Doodles? Doodles are art whenever they are finished or not. Maybe that’s just the way I see it? Small, tiny, carefre, charming, cute, for fun. 

*shrugs* I don’t know, man, it’s something that has been on my mind, but I really hope that every artist out there appreciate their own doodles bc I think they are cute and good. 

So, keep up the good work guys, because someone out there appreciate your art, no matter how small you think it is. <3

Okay, so I feel like contributing to the Humans Are Weird section and it’s just, humans and predators get along? Like, we have mutual beneficial relationships and companionship with animals that, in theory, we should be fighting with. 

Like, we have cats and dogs as pets, some people have wolves, we see lions and tigers and think they’re cute, hell, zoologists have been raising Big Cats for years, not to mention the stories about people care taking bears. 

And if Jurassic World became a thing, you can bet your ass someone would Chris Pratt a set of pack dinos

So like, imagine that theres a race of aliens who are, by genetic script, predatory, and vicious and every alien system are like “Theres no chance at establishing peace with them, it’s impossible.” But then humans come and we stumble across a wounded one like 

“this species ?? Is adorable ?” And all the other aliens are like 

“No, human Mike, it is a vicious predator! It’s bet to just avoid the quadrant where theyre from and destroy any that come too close.” 

“You want to kill him, but he’s just a wittle cutie!” 

“ … Human Mike, stand back!” And of course the humans rally around it and force the other aliens out and slowly feed/build up trust with the species and we form a bound with them and Aliens are like ???? 

Evetually humans teach the aliens how to respond to the species and while they’re still pretty dangerous if they’re hungry and you shouldn’t turn your back on them, there’s still like, relative trust between the species. 

SKAM S04E10 Clip 3 - Jonas

JONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..

EMMA: You had to..?

JONAS: I had to take..

EMMA: You had to take his bike?

JONAS: But I’ll text you.

EMMA: Yeah. We will.

JONAS: Yeah.

EMMA: Where are you going?

JONAS: To the A-building.

EMMA: Okay.

JONAS: And you?

EMMA: To the B-building.

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Humans are so strange

And when I say this I’m thinking along the lines of how we sometimes do things for no reason.

Let’s face it, we do things and when someone asks why the answer is always “I dunno… I wanted to?”

For instance: my friends and I would yell, like someone would randomly start ‘aaaaahhh’-ing and it would progress to the point of screaming, just cause.

Another one is the whole 'MINE!’ thing from finding nemo. Any human hearing this will start chanting 'mine’ over and over again to the point of annoying, not only themselves, but everyone else as well.

Just imagine aliens seeing this. What would the aliens think of these 'fearsome’ Terrans chanting or screaming for no reason. Is it a ritual??? A human thing??? Do we do this too??? We just don’t know??? Like??? Why, human??? Why???

this has already been said regarding fanart but i’ve never seen someone say it about fanfiction so here i am

people who write fanfiction are people who choose to share FOR FREE something that takes a lot of time and effort to produce

they are also people who stress over putting their work out there for the world to see, because being confident with this kind of shit is really fucking hard

so when you make jokes such as “as soon as i see that the fanfiction is in the present tense i close it” just try to imagine what it feels like for someone who writes fanfiction in the present tense, or in first person, or characterxreader, or any other “type” of fic that yall apparently hate

imagine how it must feel like to give your all only for a bunch of shit people on tumblr who think every single fanfiction out there should be a fuckin literary masterpiece to say that its shit and that “no one stands fics like that”

seriously guys, i dont know if it ever crossed your tiny closed minds, but writers write for themselves. they write what they LIKE to write and heaven knows it takes so much mental energy to find the guts to share your work with other people. so for once, can yall stop degrading fanfiction writers and start giving them the credit they deserve?

Make up Marichat May, Day 12: Sleepover

Title: Good Morning
Word Count: 2,059

“Nope,” Chat Noir admits, trying to keep any disappointment from sneaking into his tone. He’d never slept over at someone’s house before. His father was far too protective to have him do something like that.  

“No? They’re fun,” Marinette says nonchalantly.

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Ladynoir Fic Idea

So Ladybug and Chat noir are on patrol, and take a break on the rooftop.

Chat noir brings up an interesting topic.

“I know we agreed to keep our Identities a secret, but I have a question for you?”

Ladybug looks at the cat and shrugs.

“Alright, what is the question?”

“Is their anyone who you would like me to be, you know, under the mask? Is their someone you know that you would want my secret identity to be?”

Ladybug looked perplexed by the question, unsure of what to say. She had never really thought about his identity that way. She always thought she would just know chat noir when she would see him. Was their someone she would want to be under the mask?

If she had to pick someone, probably Adrien. It would be amazing to find out that her crush was the one flirting with her, but then again, she would likely die from shock.

“I don’t think I could imagine anyone I know as you.” Ladybug chuckled.

Chat noir smirked.

“I am one of a kind.”

“What about you kitty? Is their someone you know that you would like to be under this mask?” Ladybug asked with an intrigue.

“Well My lady, I am sure I would still long for you regardless of who you are under the mask. But If I had to pick someone to be under it… Do you remember the time we fought the Evilustrator?”

“I remember…” Ladybug answered, wondering where the cat hero was going with that question.

Chat noir took  a moment to word what he was about to say correctly, he didnt want to give ladybug the wrong idea, what if she didn’t like Marinette. But that was impossible, only person that didnt like Marinette was chloe, and chat was 100% sure and (relieved) that ladybug wasn’t chloe.

“Well… Not to say that you are not my number one, but that girl you had me watch over, the Dupain baker’s daughter…”

“Marinette?”

“Yeah.”

Ladybug looked away. Chat noir thought he had offended her. Maybe he was stupid to bring up the topic. Unaware of the fact that ladybug’s cheeks were redder then her costume

Soulmate au

So you know how people always say that when you sneeze, it’s because someone is talking/thinking about you? What if that was true, but only when your soulmate was talking/thinking about you? Like a classmates forcibly thinking about each kid in the room, and being suprised when one sneezes, and trying it over and over again. Or seeing a celebrity live and being ecstatic when they keep sneezing when you think about them, but not being 100% sure bc they’re famous and lots of people think about them. Like just thinking about them to make them sneeze because you know it annoyess the other person. Or talking about your best friend with someone and then getting a text from them saying they’re sneezing alot.

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What’s Left Unsaid (PART 2) | You’re his best friend, someone who he trusts and leans on for support. But he suddenly grows distant and hostile. What’s going on?  

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A/N: As you can see I made it very general cause you’re just talking with your BFF. I didn’t think it was needed to make many convos. 

Something About a Moment

First, if you haven’t read the earlier installments, you can so here. Second, thank you for sticking with me through this, and I hope you enjoy this. It’s 1 am so I’m too tired to go on a long spiel, but I hope you enjoy. x

The first time Harry imagined what it would be like to undress you, it didn’t involve you passed out in his bed after sobbing through a bottle of Jack Daniels, but to his surprise, nothing ever turns out the way he envisions things anyway. And with his fingers fumbling with the buttons of your jeans, he diverted his attention to the corner of the room as he removed each leg carefully, and set the pants over the edge of the bed.

After successfully maneuvering your limp body into an old pair of basketball shorts, and subtracting your shirt for his grey Harley Davidson tee, he situated yourself beneath the covers, leaking a glass of water and two Tylenol on his bedside table – along with an empty trashcan in case your drinks of the night violently get rejected from your system at any given point – and quietly shut the door behind him as he showed himself to his guest room.

The first time he imagined you in his bed also didn’t quite fit under this scenario, nor does it begin with him catching sight of you at the bar with another man that’s not Niall – though Niall was in tow – but he digresses. The only thing that wanders around Harry’s mind as he lays flat on his back, eyes planted to the ceiling, was the look of utter relief that covered your face when your hesitant glances met his from across the bar only hours before.

He didn’t know his name, didn’t know his relation to you, and didn’t know how this bloke was able to sidle up so easily next to you and succeed his advances, but with your head leant back resting on the cushion of the booth seats, arms folded over your torso, and your male counterpart resting his arm just behind your head, it didn’t take much for Harry to process that whoever this guy was, he was able to step quicker than he ever could, and in conclusion, got you before he stood a chance.

For a girl who doesn’t date, he must be special, he thought.

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You know what really gets to me? Kara Danvers has such a strong, loving relationship with Lena Luthor, they regularly hang out and have long conversations…all while Kara has only revealed half of herself. They have so much in common just in the context of Earth. Kara even spends more time with Lena and sometimes appears to be closer to her than even some of the people who DO know her secret, which is why a) I can’t believe Kara hasn’t told her yet and b) I refuse to accept that Lena doesn’t at least suspect at this point.

Ok, that’s a lie, I can actually understand Kara’s reluctance. She met Lena as Kara Danvers and that’s who really got to know her. Her decision to keep her identity secret may be out of a desire to maintain a relationship with someone who sees Kara Danvers as a hero before even knowing she’s the girl of steel. Or perhaps out of fear that Lena will distance herself if she knows.

But jeez…if we think Lena Luthor has amazing chemistry with Kara Danvers, just imagine how much she’ll have with Kara Zor-el. Lena finally being able to talk about losing her entire family to their own catastrophic, misguided decisions with someone who knows exactly what that feels like. Kara telling Lena all about life on Krypton, filling her head with all sorts of ideas when she mentions tech they used to have, frustrating her a bit when Kara doesn’t know enough specifics to help her replicate different devices she’s casually mentioned.

Like it blows my mind because even without all of this their relationship is fucking beautiful, yet there’s still SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

…Can Lena please just look directly into the camera and say “yeah I’ve known like the whole time” so we can skip ahead to the scenes I actually want to see?

anonymous asked:

*it's not that i saw almost everything here in, like, 1.5-2h* So, hello! What about V just after the eyes surgery and he can for the first time really see MC? I want that from 3 months and nobody respond me T^T *also, im sorry, my english might be kinda bad?*


Awww, thank you. Your English is fine!This was so sweet! Had fun writing this. Hope you like it. :) 


  • You finally convinced him to accept Jumin’s offer for the surgery
  • Before he goes into surgery, he runs his fingers across your face, memorizing the feeling of your features
  • “This is the last time before I can finally see you differently.”
  • He asks to take a picture of you and with you before the surgery and every day after
  • Of course, you agree
  • He has one of those polaroids, so they print right away
  • You stay at the hospital through the surgery and when he’s sleeping afterwards 
  • He’s disappointed that he has to wear bandages for a week
  • He really wanted to see you right away
  • While he’s recovering, he asks you to describe yourself
  • You think it’s just because he’s anticipating what you look like
  • But really, he wants to compare how you see yourself and how you really are
  • Finally, it’s the time to get the bandages off
  • The doctor makes sure he stands behind V for the final bandage so you are the first person he sees
  • V blinks a few times to adjust to the light
  • Finally he’s looking at you
  • He says nothing for a very long time
  • You get a bit nervous and call his name
  • Tears start streaming down his face
  • “I’ve dreamt about you before…but my imagination could never create someone as beautiful as you.”
  • Now you’re crying
  • You keep wanting to hug him, but he keeps wanting to look at you
  • He keeps cupping your face and staring into your eyes
  • He scolds you because you described yourself so poorly and he thinks you’re so beautiful
  • You two take one last photo together
  • When he gets home, he frames all the photos and hangs it up in his house
  • He goes a bit photo crazy though, since he hasn’t been able to in a long time
  • Literally takes photos all the time
  • “Oh, MC, stay still! This is a good pose.”
  • “V, I’m brushing my teeth!” 

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Types as Disney Heroines

ISTP - Independent. Stubborn. Savvy. Cool. Witty. 

Originally posted by capturing-kawaii

“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.”


ESTP - Adventurous. Quick. Daring. Open. Competitive. 

Originally posted by that-was-falling-with-style

“There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better.”


INTP - Inquisitive. Skeptical. Absent-minded. Bright. Rational.

Originally posted by xeptum

“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”


ENTP - Insightful. Innovative. Charismatic. Sharp. Bold.

Originally posted by rainbowsnowlight

“Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what’s in store for you. You’re going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.”

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when guzma tried to catch a nihilego, he just ran at it. so… does that mean he was just going to wrestle it to the ground and force it into a ball? is that just how he catches pokemon?

because while i can see someone doing that to get a wimpod… does that mean he dive-tackled a spinarak? does. does he even bother weakening the pokemon. does he just dive-tackle them until they surrender? because that sounds like something he’d do.

just imagine him finding a scyther and being like “okay that’s a bug with arm scythes i fucking want it” and you think he’s gonna send out golisopod to weaken it but no, he just runs at the scyther and fucking rugby tackles it to the ground. and the scyther is just like “ARCEUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL I’LL GET IN THE BALL I’LL GET IN THE BALL!”

it’s a flawless strategy but no one else in team skull can get it to work.