Star trek gothic
You watch an episode of the original series. The stardate is 3551.2. You watch the next episode. The stardate is 2017.
You look out of the window. You see that a Klingon vessel crashed on your garden. By the time you go outside, the vessel has doubled its size.
Someone tells you you must have sex or you will die. You don’t have sex. You don’t die.
You go home. There are 4 episodes and an entire spin off you’ve never seen before. You might be in the wrong universe.
There is a whale in your room. It does not look like a whale. It is a whale.
It just ate the Enterprise.
Jim Kirk steps out. His face keeps shifting. Sometimes, it’s your face. “We Are All Jim Kirk,” he says. You believe him.
Generations and Into darkness play simultaneously before your eyes. You do not want to watch them. You must watch them.
A voice speaks in your head. You must find your t'hy'la. When you do, they are kissing someone else. You might be in the wrong universe again.