but it's my first one of these

  • Martin: So, is everything ready for tonight?
  • Pendleton: Oh yes, I thought we'd start out with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that.
  • Martin: Not the dinner. *Lowering voice conspiratorially* The ...you know ..?
  • Pendleton: Oh right, the poison. The poison for Corvo. The poison chosen especially to kill Corvo. Corvo's poison.
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Wildlands

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top five starter anime series | (as voted by my followers)

# 1 : fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood (2009)

“A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart.

Imagine Jack spilling to you what Dean thinks, and practically feels, of you when he reads his mind.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait.” Dean raised a hand, stopping Jack from drinking his beer “How old do you think you are?” he asked, mouth half full as you and Sam shared a look.

“Uh 3 days, 17 hours and 42 minutes.” Jack replied precisely to the question and seeing the look on Dean’s face almost made you choke on your own drink. It was priceless to say the least. Barely at four days old and the young man had already outsassed the older Winchester, well this was going to be fun. Dean just shook his head and took a sip of his beer, Jack watching closely and doing the same at the exact almost moment.

“So-” Jack cleared his throat, looking at you “You are my aunt, right?”

“Uh well-” you smiled “Was, actually. I’m no longer an angel, I fell and after building a vessel things happened and… there is no angel mojo in me anymore. So I am practically human.”

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some doodles of corny undertale positivity bc i havent played ut in forever but i still love these guys 💛

(pls dont tag alphys as kin and please dont tag chara x frisk!!!!!!! pls)

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wtf am i doing (ft. Phil)