I have made the pettiest Tiefling ever
So the next story has 3 ‘chapters’. My tiefling, Curiosity, is origionally from the abyss, and only recently came to the material plane. She doesnt know any customs or most concepts from there either, so is confused alot.
Recently she started traveling with a gnome bard, and apart from the ¾ feet height difference, they are starting to warm up to each other.
She is also *very* petty.
-chapter 1; ‘What is a joke?’-
While walking to their next destination, Curiosity and Glum the gnome have some small talk.
Curiosity(me); 'So mister gnome, you mentioned a 'joke’ before, do explain what this is.’
Gnome: 'oh, yknow, its when you use words in a clever way to make something sound funny’
Curiosity: 'hmm, very well’
-Chapter 2; setting up a 'joke’-
After defeating the big bad boss, Curiosity decides to challenge Glum to a fight.
Curiosity: 'Mister gnome, how about we spar tommorow morning?’
Gnome (semi in character): 'no way, you’ll beat the shit out of me’
This goes back and forth for a while
Curiosity: 'what if i say ill give you my five gold if you win’
Gnome: 'my dear, that was all you had to say’
-Chapter 3; the 'joke’-
During the battle, which was going quite well for curiosity with her long range spells, the Gnome decides to dig himself in, giving him full cover. Me being the wuss i am is too scared to come close, since he has 3 weapons he can use against me in close range, and was already healing himself up, decided to do the following;
Curiosity: 'very well, after i blast the area around the hole a few times and set the area on fire, i walk near the hole, stamp down some grass, and put a blanket with my five gold on it, then i just walk back to town’
After the gnome sat there waiting for ten minutes, he noticed i was gone and saw the money, and decided to make his way back to town.
When he walked into the place i was resting in, Curiosity told him;
'So that, mister gnome, was a joke, correct?’
(To his credit, he did counter with 'no, you are what i call a joke’, touche @znorkinator )