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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘Farewell, Cruel World!’

deaf!steve modern au
  • steve’s not the best at lip reading as a kid, so bucky forces his parents to find someone who can teach the both of them ASL so bucky can communicate with steve when he doesn’t have his aids in
  • whenever steve stays the night, bucky makes sure he has a case on his bedside especially for steve’s hearing aids
  • he also makes sure he always falls asleep facing steve, so that when they wake up they can communicate immediately
  • when someone at school starts picking on steve for needing his aids, instead of helping him find more inconspicuous ones (’you shouldn’t be ashamed of ‘em, stevie’), he starts turning up with huge ear muffs on so people stop snickering at steve
  • fireworks sometimes hurt for steve to listen to, so every fourth of july he takes the hearing aids out and rests his head on bucky’s shoulder and watches all the colours explode; and bucky falls in love with him a little more each year
  • in high school, steve gets so tired of listening to tony ramble on about science or being his usual flamboyant self that he sometimes just slips his hearing aids out and literally tunes out - bucky thinks it’s the funniest thing on earth, but it takes tony years to figure it out
  • steve and clint like to fuck with their friends by pretending that they can’t hear what someone’s saying when they totally can
  • bucky insists that every single one of their friends learns at least some simple ASL not just for steve, but for clint too
  • to nobody’s surprise, natasha’s been learning since she was a kid
  • when bucky starts to play piano fluently, steve likes to place his hands on the side of it and feel the vibrations with his eyes closed instead of listening; bucky watches him the entire time with a smile on his face
  • after bucky kisses steve for the first time, he takes a step back and points to himself, crosses his forearms over the other and lets one of them drop, then points to steve with his palm up - signing ‘i love you’ with a timid smile on his face
  • (steve’s too overwhelmed to respond as such, and with tears in his eyes he just brings bucky in for another kiss)
  • at their wedding, they both recite their vows at the same time they sign them
  • and if they make up their own translation of ‘til the end of the line,’ that’s their business

malecbane-wood  asked:

An AU where Magnjs is a famous beauty blogger on YouTube. Alec sometimes makes appearances in his videos, and Magnus's fans love it when he's there.

oooo nice ok lets do this

  • magnus is a pro at social media
  • he does the full works, twitter, instagram, snapchat, whatever’s going, and he’s amazing at interacting with his fans and making them feel loved and special
  • but it all started a few years ago with youtube, when magnus got absolutely sick and tired of people being all ‘men don’t wear makeup!!!!’ and his first video was basically a fuck you on how to do the manliest manly eyeliner and smoky eye ever
  • only surprise it was actually a really good tutorial underneath the salt and bitterness
  • so he kind of kept going??? themed looks for halloween and festive and seasonal things and going out looks and advice for what products to use when and stuff
  • actually the advice part and helping people is his favourite part
  • but anyway in the space of a few years magnus goes from a broke, hard working student to a professional youtuber
  • which his poor single mother still doesn’t understand, is that even a real career magnus?
  • anyway enter stage left the lightwoods
  • i’m on a music jam so surprise!!! they’re musicians in a band
  • jace plays keys, izzy sings and alec plays bass
  • they really needed a guitarist and a drummer which is where simon and maia came in
  • alec is sick of his bandmates hooking up
  • but that’s not part of this story so!!!!!!!!!
  • izzy and jace are the real front-people of the band, and their label has this great idea to get them more exposure on social media
  • they put a deal through magnus + his team (cat, ragnor & raphael) of doing a series of collab videos
  • magnus does a few makeovers and tutorials and things for the band
  • whilst the band teaches magnus some instruments and little chill bts things like that
  • magnus also styles their new music video for their latest song, so it’s all good!!!
  • now, magnus doesn’t really know the band that well but when he gets their pictures hooo boy can he not wait to makeover tall dark and handsome
  • that collab video is as gold as you would expect
  • alec not that comfortable with makeup in general but he’s used to stage makeup by now so he doesn’t look like a pale ass ghost at a gig
  • magnus just jams it up a little without going too overboard, nothing alec’s uncomfortable with
  • (later he’ll admit he actually really appreciates eyeliner….. much, much later)
  • and then when magnus arrives for music lessons, he seems to take a very sudden and passionate interest in bass guitar
  • once the video series is done, magnus is devastated at the thought of not seeing this gorgeous creature again
  • but izzy kinda sets them up on a date and surprise!!!! they end up dating for real
  • alec’s basically allergic to pr and would have absolutely no hopes of a career if it wasn’t for izzy and jace, so he barely even maintains an account
  • but magnus starts posting all these cheesy couples photos and the internet explodes
  • alec writes magnus songs and he posts them online as previews
  • magnus does one of those ‘my boyfriend does my makeup’ vids, only it’s adorable because alec actually takes an interest in what magnus does, so he does pretty well at getting all the right things on in the right order even if his eyeliner is a little… shaky
  • honestly can you imagine none of us would survive
  • anyway yeah they combust the internet with the cute, the end

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peter & gamora + parallels (peter’s head tilt) | guardians of the galaxy vol. 1 & 2

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