but it's a breakfast cereal

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've seen this comic about human flower ritual but it always cracks me up.I think it's called "Human Mating Rituals" by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Love the blog, inspired to write dry humor how to train your human manuals

I’ll look it up, thanks! Glad you’re enjoying this, and go write!

The Signs as John Green Quotes.
  • Aries : "If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane"
  • Taurus : "It is so hard to leave - until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world"
  • Gemini : "Maybe she loved mysteries so much, that she became one"
  • Cancer : "That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty, it's like picking your breakfast cereals based on the color instead of the taste"
  • Leo : "Some infinities are bigger than other infinities"
  • Virgo : "That didn't happen of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them"
  • Libra : "The marks humans leave are too often scars"
  • Scorpio : "You are so busy being you, that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are"
  • Sagittarius : "At some point you just pull of the band-aid, and it hurts, but then it's over and you're relieved"
  • Capricorn : "You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices"
  • Aquarius : "It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn't the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things"
  • Pisces : "My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations"
380,000 Pony-Cereal-Years

So, I was doing some research for a podcast I’m gonna be on later this week. I was re-reading Fallout Equestria for it, and the thought occurred to me, because it’s explicitly stated in the story that Tenpony Tower lives off of scavenged food. Could it really? This seems to be an assumption that Fallout 3 runs off of too, and I wanted to put it to the test. So below is a sprawling epic of back-of-the-envelope maths. You have been warned.

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That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me,that people would choose to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereal based on colour.
—  Paper towns|John Green

if you cant eat everything I put in front of you for breakfast then you cant live in my house 

for context thats gonna be two hashbrowns, 2 egg and cheese toasted sandwhiches (its a fried egg, a slice of cheese (or whatever other topping, tomato or whatever) and sandwhich bread but its toast), like 5 inches of kilbossa sausage, a glass of orange juice/apple juice/coffee/milk/whatever and a bowl of cereal 

its a balanced workin mans breakfast and I make it every morning and if you can’t finish it I get upset because i put a ton of work into it 

anonymous asked:

ღ Remadora - I know this may be out of your alley, but it'd be interesting to see your opinion.

REMADORA is SO up my alley yes amen! (FYI in this universe they really are just taking a nap)

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Remus!  I think he wakes up super early but stays in bed and relaxes as an indulgence.  And then he pretends to still be asleep when he knows Tonks’ alarm is about to go off, because she likes to kiss him awake.  But she knows all along that he’s awake and he kinda thinks she might know but its cute and they both like it so the charade continues.  (and after Teddy, he gets in on the morning snuggles, which take a turn for a G rating)

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Neither are huge on breakfast, so its kinda a (clumsy) dance of making cereal/toast/etc.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

I think after Teddy comes, Remus brings him out to the kitchen and they make Tonks’ most complicated breakfast order (toast and oatmeal with cinnamon and some fruit) and bring it in to her so she has a few more minutes in bed before work.  And Remus lays with Teddy on his chest and they spend a lazy few minutes in the mornings.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

I think Remus is much more into this stuff than anyone would guess (except me bc I’m guessing it) and he totally favors doing the do before their day starts.  And people who know how he is can tell when they see him because he’s in a particularly peppy mood the rest of the day.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Tonks!  Especially after a breakfast in bed day when she’s all snuggled up with her two boys and Teddy is getting more responsive and aware of things and she doesn’t want to miss anything while he’s staying with Andromeda.  (Sometimes they do play hookie)

Who chooses the movies:

Remus!  Idk why but I think he likes noir films?  And Tonks loves a good crime/mystery movie

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Tonks - she figures out the plot quick enough (auror) and she starts kissing Remus while she explains what’s going to happen so he doesn’t miss out.

Who orders lunch:

I think Tonks brings lunch to Remus and they eat together!  And after Teddy, they do picnics with the three of them outside Andromeda’s house sometimes.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Remus!  Especially when he’s particularly hungry during that time of the month.  And Tonks pretends not to notice but he always grabs from the same part of her plate, so she nudges bites over there that she knows he’ll like.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Hmmm, I think they both get tired after long days working/raising Teddy/etc so after a big dinner (sometimes care of Molly) they sprawl on the couch to listen to the wireless and read but they inevitably end up in a little cuddle pile.  Until Tonks wakes up and tells Remus they have to go in to bed because he’s ‘an old man.’  Which leads to him chasing her into the bedroom and some fun [NSFW]

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

I think Tonks probably has a tendency to get really sucked into a case when she’s working a hard one, and Remus just does little things like make her tea or a snack or something and he’s not trying to distract her but also a snog is very good for clearing her head so….

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

TONKS.  She and Teddy flash those sweet smiles at Remus and beg for ice cream and Remus pretends he doesn’t want it just as much.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Family selfies!  So probably Remus has the longest arms (naturally anyway)

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

TOOOONKS.  She’s super into her husband and he’s also very prone to blushing.

Who cooks dinner:

I think Tonks is probably a good chef despite her clumsiness!  But when she’s too busy with work (Remus’ hours are more predictable) Remus cooks dinner and always keeps a plate waiting.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Remus.  I think he’s probably a fan of cleanliness/organization in the kitchen so he got some tutoring from Molly.  It’s a quick affair so they can do more enjoyable things :)

Who stays up until 2 reading:

ummmmm Remus, but Tonks loves his speaking voice so sometimes she makes him read aloud even if she has no idea what the book is about.  Which either has her drifting off to sleep or ends with [NSFW]

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Ummm, Remus.  I think maybe sometimes his sleep patterns are strange and he gets down on himself late at night, so he watches her (and Teddy later) because it reminds him about how wonderful his family is.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

TONKS!  Full circle!  She loves kissing Remus awake.  Sometimes just a chaste thing to wake him up and sometimes to wake him up if you get my drift.

STARTER CALL. i know i have ten billion other things i need to be doing (and i’ll do them), but the blair voice is strong today (and always), and i only currently have one thread going for her? so, if you’re interested in a starter from BLAIR WARNER: lawyer, heiress, gay mom, and “natural” blonde like/reply to this post! if you’re a multi-muse, please specify for which muse (or give me a few options!) <3

  • John Green: That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.
  • John Green: Hump the moist cave wall.
  • John Green: The only way to get out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.
  • John Green: I am the motherfucking fox.
  • John Green: That always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.
  • John Green: By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
  • John Green: What matters to you defines your mattering.
  • John Green: Dingleberries!
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Long before the invention of Gak in 1992, goopy, gloppy substances had been featured predominately in various toy lines since the late 1970’s.

It was around Christmas time in 1976 that Mattel unleashed upon the world a little creation simply called “Slime”.  It was originally sold in containers that resembled little trash cans, as well as with Mattel’s “Slime Monster Game”.

Then, beginning locally in Canada in 1979 before airing internationally in 1981, a little show called You Can’t Do That on Television took the concept of slime to a whole new level.  It was an iconic gag in the show that anytime a cast member uttered the words “I don’t know”, they were drenched from above in lime green slime (a gag which owes a great debt to another, earlier variety show, Rowen and Martin’s Laugh In).  It was one of the first programs picked up by then-fledgling youth-oriented network, Nickelodeon.  In fact, it is because of the popularity of YCDTOTV that green slime became iconic to the network itself, and remains so to this day.

By no small coincidence, it was also in the early 80’s that slime as a toy began to proliferate through various franchises, including The Real Ghostbusters (where it was referred to as “ecto-plazm”), Masters of the Universe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Troma’s Toxic Crusaders.  There were numerous play sets featuring creative ways to drip, slop, and spill slime onto just about everything.  Unfortunately, parent groups periodically protested the product, as the substance proved to have unfavorable effects on their furnishings.

Green slime became so popular that it even managed to make its way into children’s shampoo, liquid hand soap, and even breakfast cereal!  Meanwhile, the horror movies of the 1980’s proved to be just as gooey and gloppy, as the use of more and more outrageous special effects created a tour de force of grue and gore.  The mid 80’s also saw the popularity of the Garbage Pail Kids card series, which took great, gooey delight reveling in sheer revulsion, quite often in slimy, slobbery ways.

Today’s slimy substances, such as Gak, Floam, and other products, have since been overhauled to make them as safe as possible–both for the consumer, and the consumer’s parents’ furniture.  While slime has since outlived its prior popularity (becoming replaced by more intriguing substances, such as kinetic sand), it shall remain a defining part of every late 70’s-80’s childhood, as well as a slippery milestone of our pop culture past.

That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty, its like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.
—  John Green 

Sakurai Sho (Arashi) - Sunshine

or should I say ‘Good Morning, Everyone’ song. Makes me wanna lounge and enjoy breaking my fast.

Also makes me think its a good song for of cereals, coffee, milk, breakfast commercials. You know those that everyone and their mother are singing and dancing after a cup of joe or a bowl of cereals. lol

NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED.

anonymous asked:

Poly Cool Kids!

{{You mean this for the ship meme right? Yes, poly cool kids are my life. 

  • Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Jenny or Sour Cream if they have to go to work or something but otherwise Buck will roll out of bed first.
  • Who’s the one to make breakfast: Buck makes the breakfasts but its always simple stuff i.e. 3 Bowls of cereal, 3 toaster waffles
  • Who’s the one to serve the others breakfast in bed: Sour Cream 
  • Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: I think all of them but I don’t think Buck would work so he’d never have a chance to be the suggester. He’d just wake up confused to Sour Cream or Jenny asking him  
  • Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Jenny
  • Who chooses the movies: I think Sour Cream would know all the good movies
  • Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Buck or Jenny if they thought the movie was boring
  • Who orders lunch: Buck 
  • Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Buck and Sour Cream 
  • Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Jenny
  • Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Buck, he’d be like a needy puppy if Sour Cream or Jenny stayed home to work
  • Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Jenny and Sour Cream 
  • Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Jenny
  • Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Jenny but I feel like Buck would whisper one to whoever was sitting closest to him
  • Who cooks dinner: Jenny, shes the only one who knows how to actually cook
  • Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Sour Cream and Buck are put on cleaning duty 
  • Who stays up until 2 reading: Sour Cream 
  • Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Buck 
  • Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Jenny but they both give sleeping Buck a kiss before they leave in the morning
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Its breakfast time . cereal and milk. cereal and milk .