finding lesbian ships in game-of-the-year games written in a way that is obviously meant to cater to an assumed male player is like someone throwing your favorite birthday cake in a pond for turtles and saying “well you can still pick out the bits you like”
finding those same ships written for no one in particular by men is like fighting 100 strangers for a slice of a cake that wasnt baked well and isnt even a flavor you like even though the man supposedly asked around about your preferences
finding lesbian ships in game-of-the-year games written by women, for women, is like fantasizing about your favorite cake made in the best way possible and personally delivered to you by aphrodite, because if youre gonna dream of impossible things you might as well go big
during bangtan’s debut fanmeet, taehyung wasnt able to join the other six members in blowing their cake’s candle but yoongi offered him a finger instead so he can pretend to blow one and if that isnt the sweetest thing idk what else is
I used to work at DQ and an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a slice of DQ cake, so we sell it, get him his slice and a fork, and he opens it and takes a bite, then exclaims, “It’s ice cream cake!” And we’re like, “Umm yes..?” He says, “I hate ice cream!” We’re all kind of flabbergasted and he’s mad and wants his money back saying there wasnt any sign to tell him it was ice cream cake, and since technically there wasnt, my mgr refunded him the 3 bucks or so and he left. That was the strangest thing to ever happen to me while I worked at DQ.
It was his birthday tomorrow and starting now she decided to celebrate, tonight it would be just them tomorrow a small group of friends and a lovely celebration.
Tonight she was a surprise and an actual present of course, she had made him a cake thanks to a cooking class she took at 14, she did these very well. He wasnt at his flat yet, she had candles lit and the cake too and herself dresses up in almost nothing with Velvet Underground’s album Loaded playing softly in the background.
He was turning 40 and this was only the beginning tomorrow will be an event.