but it was too damn cute

anonymous asked:

every damn time i see a fricken drawing of you or a random ass rare pic i swear i get slightly angry because of the fact you're too damn cute and you're way older than i am and basically it sucks being me (and probably other people idk). stop being atTRACTIVE DAMN IT

XD ?????

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!!!!Thank you for 5k!!!!!

As promised, here is what I look like. This is the meme you have been following for the past few days/weeks/months. The reason I was dressed like that was because I was one of Snow White’s dwarves for my dance performance. Exclusive backstage footage. I’m screaming and shaking I honestly- why did I do this- how did it end up like this-

Anyway, I’m so!! damn!! thankful!!!! that you guys stick around to read my fan fictions and leave me such lovely comments. All I wanted to do was make people happy and make people feel emotions, and I guess I’m getting that when all of you tell me that my writing is causing you pain. I feel like it was just a few weeks ago when I was posting really small, poopy one-shots, lol. I really hope I improved! I’ll keep working hard for you guys. I want to keep entertaining people with my stuff because it’s the best I can do hehe. You guys are honestly the sweetest followers I could ask for (literally, I have no drama and I am so so thankful for that. I want nothing but good things on this blog, alright?) I actually have another surprise in store for next week, and it is coming in the middle of the week so like (Wednesday-ish?) And it’s just a huge huge present, a basic combination of things all of you love and find entertaining. I hope you like it!

Stay beautiful, awesome, and healthy~ Thank you for all the love and support! I love you all!

Taehyung: Okay so I’ve been thinking-

Yoongi: Woah you can think?!

Taehyung: Listen you little shit-

Yoongi: Hey don’t talk to your hyung like that!

Taehyung: You know what?!

Yoongi: No and tbh I don’t really want to know

Taehyung: Maybe if people didn’t let you treat them like shit then-

Yoongi: Are you done yet? *yawns*

Taehyung: No actually, I’m not, so if you wanna stop cutting me off, that’d be great. Maybe if people didn’t let you treat them like shit, you’d actually learn to be a decent human being and have friends for once!

Yoongi: Hey idiot

Taehyung: Stop calling me that!

Yoongi: *chuckles* I love you, idiot

Taehyung: *blushes* I love you too…

Yoongi: Cute *holds back tears*

Taehyung: Damn you’re soft…

Yoongi: Am not!

Taehyung: Are too!

*Tickle fight ensues*

andy hurley:

me: aight man i see you’re independent and hardworking. i vibe wit dat, i’m all for dat. i think it’s cute and you fine as shit too. you got a band, a coffeehouse, a whole damn career goin for ya and that’s what’s up. and you bout thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I wanna lift enough weights to make my anus prolapse and enjoy vegan delicacies with you. the only type of meat i’m tryna eat is that ass. now go on, put yo number in my phone.

  • Yuzu: Bad news, my boss locked the keys inside the building
  • Yuzu: Good news, we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith
  • Yuzu: Bad news, my boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls
  • Yuzu: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it
  • Yuzu: Bad news, it was Mei, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows

lilacflamesss  asked:

i feel like someone else will send you ayahina so im gonna send you what i sent leila-- plum squad :D

OHHHHHHHHH DAMN

  • who said “i love you” first: YOUR GIRL ALICE HERE DID because im a mushy piece of trash who loves both of you a lot and will remind u that fact every day
  • who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: leila is too tsundere for it so maybe me and you but you will probably have some nasty plum picture there-  👀
  • who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: leila would leave us in the morning messages like ‘good morning lazy asses love u’ and we’d just write her back HAHA
  • who buys the other cheesy gifts: me. me all around. actually maybe leila too bc when she’s in the mood she can be cheesy : D
  • who initiated the first kiss: LEILA. OR YOU. OR BOTH OF YOU I JUST KNOW IM TOO MUCH OF A SHY MESS
  • who kisses the other awake in the morning: meeeeee!! i would kiss u awake bc you are cute and you’d be annoyed lmao 
  • who starts tickle fights: i have a feeling this is a very far thing to do but then it will turn very… plummy
  • who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: maybe me??? very shyly like the soft ayato kun i am
  • who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: leila who shows her affection through actions instead of words
  • who was nervous and shy on the first date: lmao me
  • who kills/takes out the spiders: i am not scared of spiders i shall be your hero
  • who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: FAR BECAUSE YOU ARE ADORABLE LIKE THAT. DRUNK LEILA WILL PROBABLY AGREE WITH YOU AND I WILL JUST SAY IT BACK AND TAKE U TWO HOME LOL

based on @riessene‘s post! i love these kids already,,

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Q: Can we talk baby goats and how that completely blew up?  How everyone loves you holding baby goats in the show?

Travis Fimmel: Oh, did they really?  Oh, that’s funny.  I don’t know if I’ve held a goat.  I held a lamb one time, it was a lamb.  I dunno, I just walked past and I grabbed one.  I needed something to hold because the two girls sitting next to me weren’t very happy with me.  It got comforting that way.

Keith: Bad News- Pidge locked the keys inside the slat.
Keith: Good News- We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Keith: Bad News- Hunk finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.
Keith: Good News- A cute boy saw me do it.
Keith: Bad News- It was Lance, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several buildings, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.