but it was all goooooood

I don’t even need anyone to date me ever again, I just need teachers to keep saying I’m a joy to have in class

bickpen  asked:

Dude. I stumbled on your blog after seeing your adorable, buff, dorky Samus drawings. They give me life. Then I stayed cause all your art has incredible life and character. Tennouttaten, A+, goooooood shit. Don't ever stop. I was wondering if we might see Samus experimenting with hair dye ala Justin Bailey colors?

Ahh wow thank you so much!! Omg ;w; This is such a nice message, you are too kind! Green haired Samus is so good yes

Rosalina dyes and styles Sam’s hair for her. She falls asleep during the procedures because hair touching makes sleepy~

anonymous asked:

College klance au: so keith and lance end up being college roomates who go from enemies to lovers so while this is happening keith happens to be getting very comfortable with the college diet and by the time theyre actually dating hes packed on a good 60lbs (most of that weight was from the secret help of lance)

Hoo-boy ok I can get behind this.

So Keith is enjoying his food plan a bit more than expected. The poor kid comes from a broken home and just hasn’t had a steady supply of food like this before, his dad being not that great at taking care of household things. He’s kinda used to grabbing just a power bar for breakfast and surviving with that until lunch, and dinner was whatever he could easily heat up by himself. He managed. But in college? He could finally eat his fill, three times a day, no less. The food at the campus cafeteria isn’t the greatest in the world (and Lance, who’s grown up with his mother’s excellent cooking, is definitely not impressed by it), but to Keith, it’s heaven. So he might be overdoing it a bit, just for the luxury of having his stomach full.

And… of course, it starts to show. And since they’re roommates, it doesn’t take Lance long to start noticing it. Except he’s not noticing the weight, not at first–he’s noticing Keith. He has legs now, and hips, and the way he fills out his clothes makes Lance all of a sudden way, way too aware of him. Fucking Keith, getting all cute and soft, making Lance’s heart beat weirdly when he sees him. So he’s confused about it, slowly growing more and more obsessed with the dude, and as he watches Keith fill his plate at every meal, watches the round arch of his little belly reveal itself through his shirt, it finally clicks what’s so different about Keith now.

Which doesn’t exactly help Lance become any less obsessed lbr. They don’t have the same major so they’re not in the same classes, but maybe they’ve both got their strong subjects and after much quarreling, end up sort of tutoring each other. And what more perfect opportunity for Lance to start sliding some treats to Keith. It’s an experiment at first–he doesn’t mean to make Keith gain more weight, but… maybe he just wants to see what would happen. He tries to figure out if Keith likes chocolate, or cupcakes, or whatever little things he can find to supplement Keith’s already well balanced student meals. He gets a thrill every time Keith accepts his offer for a snack, devouring the candy Lance gives him while doing his homework, and watching him indulge himself makes Lance feel way, way too excited.

Sooo as fall turns to spring, Keith is starting to look pretty chubs, and Lance just can’t handle it. He’s so plump and perfect, his belly plush and round, his legs thick and booty so fine that one day Lance just snaps. Maybe he gets drunk at a party and coming back to their room, he finds Keith hunched over his laptop in a t-shirt that’s just way too small for him now, barely covering his love handles and belly, and it all just comes out. Lance needs to feel it, and since he’s not great at articulating his needs, he’d just go for it, pushing Keith’s laptop aside and splaying his hands on that lovely pudgy belly, while Keith would try to resist but actually he’s been kinda hoping&expecting this so it’s all goooooood lol. 

Cue lots of belly lovin’ make-out sessions and fun feeding times and Lance adoring the shit out of Keith’s ever plumping form. THE END.  

anonymous asked:

so do you have any character headcanons?? like for different aus or something?

i actually have a whole lot but um
lemme just put like thomas and laurens
we’ll see how much room i have 0.0


modern au john:

~ has like seven 80s chokers and wears one specific color/charm for each day of the week
~ listens to a whole lot of music, ranging from kpop to lady gaga to musicals
~ is a complete slut for cute/baby animals
~ has these big “hipster” glasses but usually wears contacts
~ beanies, beanies, BEANIES
~ wears oversized sweaters almost all the time, and they usually slip off his freckled shoulders and then ham usually has to come along and cover up the strong shoulder game bc “you’re distracting everyone, do you WANT to get harassed??”
~ short shorts are BAE for this one
~ is actually a successful cover artist on youtube, and his most viewed covers are bad romance perfect illusion, both by lady gaga, try everything by shakira and feel the light by jennifer lopez
~ can play piano, drums, flute and acoustic guitar
~ once was dared in truth or dare to start an argument about the dumbest thing he could think of with ham and then make up about something even dumber and eventually it got to a point where ham yelled, “oh, fuck you, john!” and not even thinking, john replied, “i have been wanting you to for years, alexander!” and it was so awkward and john was a literal freckled tomato but they didn’t stop and when they made up it’s bc ham said “joke’s on you, i got that ring from a kid’s meal!” and john just froze and looked at him all hopeful like “you bought a kid’s meal…?” and then they did the typical fake make out and everyone applauded them
~ dared jefferson to kiss the prettiest girl in the room during the same game, and he said “notice how i charitably said ‘girl’ and not ‘person’ because, let’s face it, if smoke all you bitches”
~ is GAY but when isn’t he
~ is actually great at doing his own and others’ makeup
~ has a pet turtle, sphinx kitten, parakeet, snake, shiba inu puppy AND one year old siberian husky
~ biggest potterhead he knows
~ often gets into fake wizard duels with lafayette and peggy
~ did i mention he can fucking crochet
~ once had all his friends take a gary potter quiz about which house they’d be in and based off the results stayed up for days, only sleeping once or twice, making scarves for everybody for what house they’d be in
~ has scarves for the four houses himself and wears them even during the summer bc why the hell not
~ the last thought that runs through his head before making any decisions is “eh, fuck it.. if it fails… well let’s not dwell on that”
~ “i will throw you across the room”


modern au jefferson:

~ calls every one of his friends “sweetie” for some reason
~ casually watches home, then angry birds, then home, then angry birds, then home–
~ is a slut for disney
~ keeps flirting with johnny boooiiiiiiiiiiiii for hamilton (“hey, john, just look at that fine piece of ass, go grab it!” pushes john toward hamilton)
~ gets sick a lot bc he spends too much time with madison but oh well that’s what boyfriends do
~ once climbed a tree during a game of hide and seek and fell out and crushed the seeker
~ is a slytherin
~ is fluent in french, italian and german
~ great at painting/drawing scenery
~ kinda sketches madison for “practice”
~ can actually cook very well but all he fucking makes is macaroni anD CHEESE
~ awkward boi
~ cheesy as all hell
~ is a dance teacher, as in he teaches people to dance to certain popular songs and he is gREAT
~ had some students who became teachers bc they loved dancing and him and they always get the job considering he’s basically the manager
~ can’t spell for shit on his phone bc tiny ass phones are hard to type on but he can’t afford a bigger one bc nobody pays him but hey it’s whatever, james is the one with the paying job and he gets paid a lot so we’re all goooooood fam
~ can play practically any string instrument you put in front of him
~ also piano
~ and french horn
~ loves just playing songs like dance in the dark by rihanna or red balloon by charli xcx really loud when he’s home alone so he can just dance around while doing stuff
~ CATS CATS CATS
~ actually has like six cats even though he’s allergic
~ keeps flirting with alex for john (“hey, alex, some nice hands you got, they’d look even better on john’s ass!” pushes alex in john’s direction)
~ actually loves cheese
~ actually has a lot of star wars, harry potter, and really any broadway play/musical mercy in his room
~ casually runs around the neighborhood at six in the morning while it’s pouring down rain
~ actually one of those lil tree things with mini solar panels that dance when placed out in the sun but shshshhh don’t tell anyone

ok that’ll do

OUAT Musical Song Spoilers

So now that I’ve heard all the songs, time for my opinion.

MAJOR SPOILERS for those that haven’t listened to the soundtrack or are avoiding all spoilers. Will be tagging properly under ouat spoilers so blacklist or scroll on past.

Again MAJOR SPOILERS. DON’T WANT, SCROLL ON PAST. 


Let’s start with “Powerful Magic”. A little rough with Ginny in the beginning but it makes sense in context since she’s discovering that she’s compelled to sing but as the song continued she had an absolutely wonderful voice. Josh, well, you can feel his and Charming’s excited at fulfilling their destiny as a true Disney Prince. I mean damn. He’s a freaking Disney Prince with a freaking Disney Prince voice. Bless him. That “goooooood” omg. All in all I love the Snowing duet and wish we had more of them. 

Lana’s songs…..

Moving on…..

Actually, it’s really hard to enjoy Gosh singing “Charmings vs Evil Queen” because of how…drastic the difference is in tone and singing quality. So I definitely wish we just had another Snowing number instead.

“Revenge Is Gonna Be Mine” is still the catchiest and omg I love Colin’s voice; it’s amazing, he’s amazing. I still can’t get over the Freddie Mercury/Queen meets Disney vibe, and I like how the soundtrack makes the speaking parts slightly more musical, because watching the clip from the show and having Snow interrupt kind of annoyed me. I was just like “Snow! Let the man sing! It’s his destiny!” SO definitely wished we had more of Colin singing in the musical.

Bex sang very beautifully in “Wicked Always Wins” but the lyrics were meh. Also, I really don’t understand why a character who’s barely been around this season gets a song in one of the shows most promoted/important episodes ever. Instead, this is where we need Emma/Hook/Snowing/CS singing. I do however love Bex and Zelena, so I’m not hating here, just confused as to her part. 

“Emma’s theme”. EMMA’S THEME. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FEELS. I mean Jen has an absolutely mind blowing voice. I mean that shit was fantastic. Blew me away. Not only that, most of the songs here are all in good fun, but THIS ONE is emotionally evocative. It’s so important. I 100% believe that the Dark Fairy has come to interrupt post-nuptials, possibly right before they have their honeymoon (I seriously hope it’s not right after the ceremony cause that would suck) and I feel that Emma is singing this at the Dark Fairy because a) it’s aggressive in some parts like she speaking to someone she doesn’t like, b) it mentions “your wicked ways” “more powerful than you” etc., and c) she’s REAFFIRMING THAT SHE IS THE SAVIOR! HER! EMMA SWAN IS THE SAVIOR!

So I believe that that songs is absolutely amazing and that CS will be separated yet again #writers please stop separating CS 2k17

Now, let me tell you about “A Happy Beginning”. First off, JEN AND COLIN SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER WHY DID WE NOT GET MORE DUETS FOR THEM SINCE IT’S THE FREAKING CS WEDDING EPISODE (jk, we all know why #woegina). But I absolutely adore the idea of CS have the Happy Beginning mentality instead of the Happy Ending one that’s been a huge part of the show, because this is a very big beginning for them. At first, I didn’t like that everyone joined in, but the more i listen to it, the more I appreciate Snowing’s part in it. The “na na na na na nas” still get very annoying though and I really wish it had more CS focus. 

All in all, I really wished we had more CS and Snowing duets or individual songs. 

Voice rankings: Jen is definitely top, Colin I mean wow, Josh is a freaking Disney Prince, Ginny is fantastic, and Bex is beautiful.

favorite Billdip fanfics
  • I’ve Made Mistakes in My Mind- ”Dipper Pines spent most of his childhood being haunted by a cruel demon and was known as the school nut as a result. The other boys didn’t take kindly to him and half of that childhood was spent hiding bruises and cuts on his body from his worrisome sister.Eight years later, The year is 1951, and Dipper is escaping his old home on a train to find inspiration for his book.Fate works in mysterious ways, and inspiration seems to find him first.” chapter 1 and 2 are so gay and so is the rest of the story
  • Forgive Me (the story is currently deleted but i will update this when it’s there again)
  • Payment in Blood- “ Dipper and Mabel Pines have always been able to get out of bad situations. But eventually, they get into one so bad that it takes a certain dream demon to rescue them, and his services are not free. And the payment he asks for will change their lives forever.” very dark and a lot of death and blood
  • No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin- “ Bill Cipher can give Dipper all the knowledge he wants on one condition: he must belong to Bill.” ALL THE SMUT
  • Dipper, Can You Hear Me?  -” Dipper and Bill find strange tracks across the lawn, and nobody knows what they came from. The Journals reveal nothing about what this creature could possibly be, and the idea of Dipper finding out something that the Author didn’t know prompts him to follow the tracks into the woods. Alone. Three days later he returns, but he’s not Dipper anymore.” as far as i remember it’s kinda sad
  • Like Gasoline- “ Surreal Dipper dreaming.” i don’t actually remember this but i approved on my list so shrug
  • Can’t Find My Way Home- “ After an argument with his sister in Portland, Dipper gets lost on his way back to Gravity Falls and finds a blonde hitchhiker with the same destination, little did they know they were more lost than they thought.” yes
  • KEEP CALM and USE THE WOK- “ Prompt: Bill and Dipper trapped in a bathroom by a serial killer like in saw.” yes
  • Lost Souls- “ What happens to souls when the body is gone? What do they become?” kinda sad but really good
  • Look At The Stars- “ “Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.” “ i cried
  •  A Tumble In The Bed- “ Bill thinks sex seems like a stupid waste of energy and time. By the end of the night, his thoughts are turned completely around.” yessssss
  •  What’s in a name?- “ After much pestering, Mabel convinces Dipper to finally join a dating website to, finally, get him a boyfriend. He meets a guy named Alex, and he is sweet, kind, loving, interesting, smart, adorable…well he’s perfect for Dipper…but the secrets between the two could be too much to handle. “ this is so great ahhh
  •  The First Dance is Always Free- “ A masquerade at the Northwest Mansion. A mysterious stranger. A night that Dipper will never forget. “ AHHHH
  •  Candyman- “ Dipper had always been taught to never accept candy from strangers. But candy is sweet, and candy from strangers is sweeter. “ yesssssssss
  • Mirror, Mirror on the wall- “The universe didn’t always exist as one entity. There was hundreds of them out there, some were peaceful and beautiful, some were wild. They were all different from each other. Some differences were just small details, the slightly difference in coordination, but some differences were bigger, it altered the entire universe, making it unique. No matter how different one universe was from the other, there would always exist portals, disguising as normal every day things, tucked away in a far corner, forgotten. They were the windows that connected this universe from the next one. It was rumored that if one looked into these windows, they could see their other self, could communicate with them. There would always be a glass wall that separated one universe from the other to prevent both from collapsing. But perhaps, these portals brought two universes just a bit closer together.There were also special people out there, people who could look beyond the ordinary look of a portal to see what it really was. To be able to realize the significance of a portal, to communicate with beings of other universes. They were the chosen ones.Dipper Pines… was one of them.” kill me now
  • Problems of the Heart- “ Grunkle Stan has a heart attack, Dipper is having strange dreams, and Mabel keeps throwing Dipper at customers. So what happens when Bill offers Dipper a deal? “ yesssssssssss
  •  For the Health and Safety of Mabel Pines- “ If Dipper wants Mabel safe, then he’s going to have to make a fairly uncomfortable deal. “ THIS IS GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ OH MY GOD AND IT HAS A SEQUEL
  • For the Morality and Sanity of Dipper Pines- “ In order to save her brother and the town, Mabel makes a sacrifice that leaves her missing a bit of herself. “ OH MY GOD THE SEQUEL KILL ME NOW
  •  Decoding Pine Trees- “Bill has a plan , but like many other times for Bill, things tend to get in the way. And by things I mean a person. And by person I mean a 12 year old. And by 12 year old I mean Dipper Pines.But Bill has a plan.” yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • This Is Who I Am-  “ Dipper has enough problems in life with identity, the last thing needed right now is great uncle Stan’s secrets, great uncle Stan’s brother’s secrets, sibling betrayal and a demon adding to the list of issues at hand. But they’re a probably, who will be in Dipper’s life to help?” trans!Dipper is life mate
  • Pine Tree I’m bored - 30 days OTP challenge NSFW- “ Bill is insistent on hanging around the Mystery Shack but Dipper knows the demon has to be planning something. What does he want? What does he have planned? Could he really be here just to annoy the twin? Whatever happens, Dipper’s keeping a close eye on this dream demon. “ all the goooooood smut
  •  I Won’t Fall (In Love With Falling)- “ “But what exactly is home for you?”
    Bill Cipher, a prophetic angel having guided civilizations for years, falls from his grace. Dipper Pines, now 22 and a paranormal investigator, brings this angel into his home. However, Bill has fallen for specific reasons, and now he must ride out his punishment, or risk becoming a demon. “ angel!Bill is great, but fallen angel!Bill is life
  • A Little Assistance- “ Loosely based off an au but tbh this is just shameless smut oh god don’t look at me tl;dr pwp tentacle stuff.
    Dipper is older here. “ i love tentacle stuff, hang me
  • Repeat it…Now.- “ U-Um… I have this headcanon that Bill is way too possessive with Dipper. But not in a master/slave way, more like… He wants to ruin and play with Dipper’s mind for being so curious about Gravity Falls and how he’s playing with fire for challenging Bill. “ yesss 
  • The Ghost of You it Keeps Me Awake- “Six years of visiting Gravity Falls, Dipper and Mabel decide to spend their last year in high school together with Grunkle Stan. Dipper expected many things to happen, but not to be visited by a particular dream demon.And Dipper didn’t expect him to become obsessed with the young man he used to call Pine tree.” i love this so much it’s actually unhealthy
  • Gears of the Heart- “ This is part of a steampunk AU I created for Gravity Falls, a multi-part fanfic of Billdip. I hope you guys like it, critics welcome. Updates will be posted once a week during weekends. “ steampunk AUs are what i live for 

Goooooood morning dears!!! I hope you all have a fantastic and positive day. Remember to drink water, take your meds, and eat your food. You are valid. Give a smile, and hug someone you think needs it. Take care and enjoy! Take your time! Nice butt 😊

LISTENING TO THE RED LIGHT ALBUM IS LIKE HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE

I FEEL A REVELATION COMING. THE ENERGY OF THE UNIVERSE FLOWS THROUGH ME AND I SEE THE LIGHT. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE TRUTH. I FEEL COLORS. I TASTE SOUNDS. FX HAS SAVED MY DECAYING SOUL FROM DAMNATION. I WAS BORN ONCE AGAIN AND BROUGHT INTO A BETTER WORLD. A WORLD WITH FX’S RED LIGHT.

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HOW GOOD WAS THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!

Goooooood morning lovely people! I hope you all have a beautiful and amazing Sunday. Remember to take your meds, drink your water, and eat your food. Always take time for yourself. Smile to a stranger and make their day brighter! Give a hug to someone you think needs it. Take care! Nice butt.