but it stuck out

anonymous asked:

Okay but hear me out, and this has been stuck in my head all day but, Phil pausing a heavy makeout session and pulling out a condom.. Dan sighs exasperated because he already knows what's coming,, and Phil looks up trying oh so hard not to laugh... "wait I just need to #rubber up for dan"

ok but like….this has totally happened before

Blessings

@nervousmemzie said: “Jughead asking Archie and Fred if he could marry Archie’s sister and her saying yes when he proposes.”

A/N: Or the one where Archie totally spills his feelings everywhere 😉

Gone were the teenage troubles that came with growing up and the drama that accompanied the core four at Riverdale; Jason Blossom’s killer had been caught years ago, and the town had slowly gone back to the peaceful, uneventful place it had been before the fourth of July.

Jughead, having all suspicions of his name cleared, had found a sweet girl to settle down with; she was everything he wasn’t.
Opposites but they still managed to fit together like puzzle pieces and she helped to smooth out his rough edges and the sharp spots that stuck out of him like needles.
They had been together for almost five years and Jughead knew in his bones that she was the one, that she was the sole person he was happy to spend the rest of his life with; the only issue with his plan, or issues, where two men who lived on the other side of town.

Her brother and father.
Archie and Fred Andrews.

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Batbro fic

Title: Babysitting Blues
Rating: G
Pairing/Relationship: JayDami, brotherly
A/N: Ages are roughly Dick: college-age (early adult), Jason: late teen, Tim: mid-teen, Damian: 3

Summary: A grounded Jason gets stuck watching baby Damian.

Life sucked.

To prove his point (and his mood), Jason responded to the knock on his bedroom door by turning his music up louder. If Bruce were home, or even Dick, there would be immediate words, but he wasn’t and Tim wasn’t the boss of him.

“Jason!” Tim pounded on the door again. “Jason, quit moping around and hear me out for a minute!”

Jason rolled his eyes. Normally, Tim either gave him a wide berth when he was in one of his moods or he just picked the lock and barged in, mindless of Jason’s cursing at him to get out. But tonight, Tim had gotten stuck on babysitting duty, and Damian, with eyes like a damn hawk, was about as impressionable as they came.

“I swear to God, if you don’t open this door, I’ll tell Bruce you snuck out and he’ll add another week to your grounding.”

Wrenching the door open, Jason used his body to block off any view of what had become his unwanted sanctuary for the next six days. “What?”

Tim drew back at the snap in his tone. “I need you to watch Dami–”

“No.”

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herbsewell  asked:

As you recently said that you found the campaign of Mass Effect 3 to be mediocre, why did you give it a 4/5 score when you reviewed it in 2012?

Because games are multifaceted things and aren’t just “the story” or “the shooting” or any one of those individual parts. The things we take from a game as it ages also tends to change. So in the full analysis at its time of release, a disappointing Mass Effect game is probably still better than most of 2012’s other releases. In a review context, looking at the full package, for the standards of its time, it’s a “good” game.

But in terms of the parts of that game that stuck out and stay with me, it’s mostly that the ending of that game wasn’t worth the outrage because so many of the franchise’s decisions were handled in a fairly slapdash fashion in the hours leading up to said ending. That stuff was disappointing.

anonymous asked:

I reread your "I Know Where Babies Come from Derek" series over the past few days and for the first time I youtubed the lullaby Stiles sings. For the rest of the weekend I had it stuck in my head and people would point out me humming or mumbling it. Them: "What are you singing?!" Me: "Ahhh.. a polish lullaby..." (me, no polish or babies to sing to sleep) Them: "wtf basically" Me: "oh don't worry, it's a long story. three long stories actually now that i think of it. :D"


That was one of the really fun things about writing I Know Where Babies Come From, Derek – the little research spiral I went on to find a Polish lullaby. And it’s such a cute one too! 

How did anyone write before Google? Seriously, I don’t even know how it was possible. 

anonymous asked:

Rap line and Jungkook reaction to their gf stuffing their bra bc they're insecure about their small chest size? I used to be mocked so the habit stuck I hate going out without stuffing first. Pls and thank you, love you guys!

Rap Monster would attempt to show how much he likes your chest the way it is, that there’s no need to fake it or anything. But if you kept on feeling insecure and would not want to go out without stuffing your bra, he would try to ease you into it as the time goes by. Just for him to be happy that you’re happy the way you are :)

J-Hope would not be very pleased about that, but at the same time you would hear the endless amount of boob jokes from him. Not in the negative way, they’d cheer you up a lot, I’m sure about that ;)

Jungkook and Suga wouldn’t pay much attention to this issue. They would ask you what exactly the problem is that you stuff you bra, because they very much know what’s inside of that bra anyway. If you explained it, they both would just brush it off.  If you feel better after doing that, then good on you!

Originally posted by hobiga

~Mei

Supercorp prompt

Imagine Kara Sleep Floats sometimes, mostly caused by flying dreams. Lena got scared the shit out of the first time she woke up to a floating girlfriend in the middle of the night, but she quickly got used to it. The next time this happened, she managed to find a ribbon and tied Supergirl to her bedpost, like a balloon, in case Kara floats out of the window or get stuck on the ceiling light or something.

Bonus: Kara thought she was doing a GREAT job hiding her secret identity from her very smart girlfriend.

Lena Luthor stared at her very airborne girlfriend and wondered how she had missed the “flew here on a bus“ hint.

anonymous asked:

wait wtf happened this time?!

Okay, this is what I’ve gathered. 

Trump wants to “put an end to the war on coal.”

Today, he signed an executive order to basically undo Obama’s major climate change policies. So, he’s essentially trading our planet’s health to create jobs in the energy industry. Short-term, it seems nice for workers stuck out in towns that are deteriorating due to the loss of industry - and that’s what a lot of frustration from Trump’s base is coming from. But there are other far more corrupt and questionable aspects to it as well, like exploitation and the health of both workers and local towns.

The solution isn’t to revive the coal industry - that’ll kill the planet and cause countless environmental problems. People in that position need to be given other options, not exploit a resource that’s both non-renewable and damaging.

“He made clear that American leadership in the global campaign against climate change would take a back seat to his commitment to energy industry jobs.”

Basically, Trump’s screwing the entire world over and I’m mad.

Here are a couple of articles talking more about it.

New York Times

The Washington Post

Thick ~ Werewolf!Gladio x Fem!Reader *Lemon*

Originally posted by hey-there-little-red-riding-hood

The cabin was small, but it held that cozy feeling. The wood was a dark oak and had a nice stone path leading to a small lake surrounded by trees and berry bushes. The windows showed the inside: A few comfy couches, an animal skin rug, a fireplace and a big bed in the corner.

He gently set me down on the bench outside of the door. He quickly scratched at the bottom of the oak door until it popped open and he quickly scooped me back up and carried me inside.

I would walk, but every time he would see me doing something he would whine and whimper before picking me up and putting me down on the couch or on the bed.

He doesn’t ever remember doing this when he turns back which is funny considering his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of him when not angered.

But the thing that stuck out most during his lycan side was that he was more horny and his sex drive basically shot up every time he would turn to either side.

Which is probably why he placed me on the bed and gently pressed his nose to the seam of my still slightly wet shorts. I looked at him to see him shaking a bit from the hormones raging inside of him, whining a bit but it was soft and it bubbled into hearing range and out. His eyes were worried yet pleading as his ears were pressed against his skull in a begging manner.

Gladio is a prideful man, everyone knows that. But that’s when he’s a human. And like I said before,  his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of his human side. He would always appear too prideful to beg for sex or at least a small moment of intimacy… But not his lycan side.

I smiled softly and laced my fingers in the fur of his forehead and scratched the skin lightly. He growled a bit and and pressed deeper and deeper into my shorts until the seams were pressed up against my core.

That was one thing, but with his slight shaking…. It started to make me want to whine for some reason.

I quickly latched my hands on my shorts and yanked them down along with my panties. His ears flicked up and his eyes widened as he stared at my vagina with shock until his lips seemed to curl up into a smirk.

He leaned back down and buried his muzzle into my womanhood and I whined before grabbing fistfuls of the sheets. His cold nose and lips were just enough to make me whine even though he hasn’t even started licking. But when he did, I was whining even louder. He growled against my skin and it sent shocks of pleasure through my body.

He grabbed on to my thighs and sank his claws deep into my skin as his long and warm tongue licked up and down my clit. His fangs brushed up against the delicate skin of my womanhood and it made me inch closer and closer to an orgasm. I looked over to him to see his still looking at me with anticipation. His lips were still up into a wolfish (heh) smirk.

He knew he was driving me crazy.

And he was loving it.

So when I finally came on his muzzle, he growled with pleasure as he licked up all of it before he pulled away and stood up.

I looked up at him as I was panting with my hair starting to stick to my forehead while sweat started to form on my skin.

He planted my hands down on both sides of my head and quickly shoved himself deep inside of me.

So remember when I said his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of his normal side? His penis followed the same rule.

Gladio was big before, and he’s bigger now.

Painfully big.

So anyone would scream when something so big and so thick was shoved deep inside of them.

Especially when they were still trying to recover from their orgasm.

He snarled at how tight and small I was for his cock, but he kept on pumping inside me. He was practically making it his mission to stretch my insides to fit the rest of his cock.

It felt like agony at first, but I was soon overwhelmed by the warmth that was spreading inside of me.

He howled and snarled up towards the ceiling of the rattling cabin.

I moaned out and cried as he started to become even more rough with his thrusts.

My body started shaking as I neared my orgasm once more and his dick started twitching inside of me. And just as he let out a loud howl, he came inside of me and I came as well.

He fell to the side of me and curled around my body, leaving one gigantic hand on my stomach that was slightly sticking out.

I leaned my head on his furry neck and exhaled as my eyes started to droop a bit.

He growled and pressed his wet nose to the side of my head as a form of a kiss before nuzzling closer to me.

anonymous asked:

Dude I wasn't even in twilight fandom or paying attention to the cast beyond vague pop culture osmosis and I could tell that the 'hollywoods next top leading man!' hype was totally incongruous with how rob actually behaved. The two things that stuck out to me during the Twilight heyday were 1) it was super suspect that the robsten news always rose and fell with the release of a new movie and 2) 2/3 of the leads were desperately uncomfortable with their sudden mainstream fame

dfghdskjghfsd yeah exactly. rob was always super uncomfortable with a lot of the aspects that came with being mega famous and you can just tell he breathed a huge sigh of relief as soon as the movies were over and he could go lowkey again.

File No. 010: Spiralling Omnipotence, Part 28

A/N: Wham bam, how’s that for a quick turnaround! No, I’m not compensating for the fact that I neglected the story for two months, what are you saying?

Make sure you read Part 27 first, because that was uploaded just two days ago!

(Introduction and rules)

(Part 27)

(Summary)

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anonymous asked:

Hey, I love your blog and need to follow more people. Can you rec me some of your faves? Thanks in advance

i have no idea how to answer this it’s like choosing from an all you can eat dessert table that is All Your Favourites

so imma go w all the ppl who let me rant at them on the regular bc Quality Humans™: @awesomelesbiansurgeon @aprilshowers–mayflowers @merylstreeeps @mxquill @ktlsyrtis @biancagrieve @troiing @mylittleredgirl @rizzthebizz @midlifelez and @nicolauda (whose lives in melbourne) 

also a HELLA SPECIAL SHOUT OUT to @beezarre who’s stuck w me for like 8 years and probs seven different fandoms and has just started watching Holby. They’re about half way thru berena pre-kiev and so far the verdict is they’re Bernie trash, Alex is hot™, Serena is brilliant, and Bernie’s gift is sweet. They have no idea what is coming for them so do not spoiler them.

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“I don’t dislike Maachan, but I think she really stuck out like a sore thumb in the recent Hinafest performance when they did Jealousy Jealousy. I don’t understand why they even had to give her solos, minimal as they were. No lines in one song isn’t going to kill her.”

iris-ami-citia  asked:

When you post the NSFW can you send me the URL for your other blog please

https://thethreefandomwriter.tumblr.com/

That’s my other blog! ^^^^


The cabin was small, but it held that cozy feeling. The wood was a dark oak and had a nice stone path leading to a small lake surrounded by trees and berry bushes. The windows showed the inside: A few comfy couches, an animal skin rug, a fireplace and a big bed in the corner.

He gently set me down on the bench outside of the door. He quickly scratched at the bottom of the oak door until it popped open and he quickly scooped me back up and carried me inside.

I would walk, but every time he would see me doing something he would whine and whimper before picking me up and putting me down on the couch or on the bed.

He doesn’t ever remember doing this when he turns back which is funny considering his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of him when not angered.

But the thing that stuck out most during his lycan side was that he was more horny and his sex drive basically shot up every time he would turn to either side.

Which is probably why he placed me on the bed and gently pressed his nose to the seam of my still slightly wet shorts. I looked at him to see him shaking a bit from the hormones raging inside of him, whining a bit but it was soft and it bubbled into hearing range and out. His eyes were worried yet pleading as his ears were pressed against his skull in a begging manner.

Gladio is a prideful man, everyone knows that. But that’s when he’s a human. And like I said before,  his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of his human side. He would always appear too prideful to beg for sex or at least a small moment of intimacy… But not his lycan side.

I smiled softly and laced my fingers in the fur of his forehead and scratched the skin lightly. He growled a bit and and pressed deeper and deeper into my shorts until the seams were pressed up against my core.

That was one thing, but with his slight shaking…. It started to make me want to whine for some reason.

I quickly latched my hands on my shorts and yanked them down along with my panties. His ears flicked up and his eyes widened as he stared at my vagina with shock until his lips seemed to curl up into a smirk.

He leaned back down and buried his muzzle into my womanhood and I whined before grabbing fistfuls of the sheets. His cold nose and lips were just enough to make me whine even though he hasn’t even started licking. But when he did, I was whining even louder. He growled against my skin and it sent shocks of pleasure through my body.

He grabbed on to my thighs and sank his claws deep into my skin as his long and warm tongue licked up and down my clit. His fangs brushed up against the delicate skin of my womanhood and it made me inch closer and closer to an orgasm. I looked over to him to see his still looking at me with anticipation. His lips were still up into a wolfish (heh) smirk.

He knew he was driving me crazy.

And he was loving it.

So when I finally came on his muzzle, he growled with pleasure as he licked up all of it before he pulled away and stood up.

I looked up at him as I was panting with my hair starting to stick to my forehead while sweat started to form on my skin.

He planted my hands down on both sides of my head and quickly shoved himself deep inside of me.

So remember when I said his lycan side is almost the complete opposite of his normal side? His penis followed the same rule.

Gladio was big before, and he’s bigger now.

Painfully big.

So anyone would scream when something so big and so thick was shoved deep inside of them.

Especially when they were still trying to recover from their orgasm.

He snarled at how tight and small I was for his cock, but he kept on pumping inside me. He was practically making it his mission to stretch my insides to fit the rest of his cock.

It felt like agony at first, but I was soon overwhelmed by the warmth that was spreading inside of me.

He howled and snarled up towards the ceiling of the rattling cabin.

I moaned out and cried as he started to become even more rough with his thrusts.

My body started shaking as I neared my orgasm once more and his dick started twitching inside of me. And just as he let out a loud howl, he came inside of me and I came as well.

He fell to the side of me and curled around my body, leaving one gigantic hand on my stomach that was slightly sticking out.

I leaned my head on his furry neck and exhaled as my eyes started to droop a bit.

He growled and pressed his wet nose to the side of my head as a form of a kiss before nuzzling closer to me.