but it somehow fits

And Now For Something Completely Different

Summary: Dark and Wil are hiding out in Mark’s recording studio and decide to mess with the Youtuber. (A more lighthearted take to today’s fuckery) Enjoy~

There was a small closet in the recording room, barely big enough for one person to hide in. Wilford somehow had managed to make both himself and Dark fit, albeit not comfortably. Dark and Wilford stood there, pressed up against one another, watching the fool record.

“This was a bad idea.” Dark hissed, it taking all his might to control his aura and ringing.

“Maybe so, but we’re doing it anyway. All we gotta do is say some creepy things. That’ll surely get his attention.” Wilford grinned. “It’ll give him a good old fashioned spook!”

“Keep your voice down.” Dark shushed him. “What should we say, huh?”

“Don’t you worry.” Wilford said, unaware that his voice had carried out of the closet, alerting Mark, who took off his headphones and looked around.

“I’ll get you-” Dark started, before Wilford covered his mouth, noticing Mark’s confusion.

The Youtuber went back to playing games and Wilford grinned. “We did it! And we didn’t even have to try!”

“I’m still going to get you back for this.” Dark muttered. “It wasn’t worth being shoved into a closet with you.”

Wilford scoffed, and the two hid in silence until Mark left the room.

Unpopular Voltron opinion, with meta to back it up.

I don’t think the big Keith and Lance scene in episode 6 was meant to be seen as having gone well, or for things to be getting back on track in regards to Lance’s doubts. I’m actually pretty sure the conversation unintentionally made things with Lance even worse.

Just because Keith and Lance shared a scene alone together, without any fighting or outward disagreements, does NOT mean it went well. I know everyone who is a Klance shipper wants that to be the case, but the whole “5 feet apart” jokes and logic with their ship shouldn’t suddenly change the emotional tone that is ACTUALLY present here.

Do not get me wrong, it is clear that both of them wanted this talk to go well without any confrontation, and to talk with a level head and with honesty. They have both grown as people to realize this. It doesn’t mean there wasn’t a major miscommunication here. 

Lets go through this moment by moment, shall we?

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What if a lot of alien species didn’t actually evolve as pack species, and just adapted to living in communities out of necessity? So they can still work and live together, but they don’t have all the little instincts humans have that help them work in a group.

And they are freaked out by us.

We all wear the same clothes. It’s not a uniform— we just somehow all seem to like roughly the same outfits. We fit in so naturally with the people around us that you can use a human’s clothing to tell what country and what time period they are from. Aliens have no idea how we know what clothes are appropriate— they end up having to hire humans to act as fashion consultants after several incidents where diplomats showed up wearing mismatched clothes from various time periods and countries and looking totally ridiculous.

And what about yawning? Aliens who work on human ships say they never fully get used to hearing one human yawn and then having the whole room start yawning along with them. Or telling a joke to one human and seeing humans who say they don’t find the joke that funny cracking up anyway because “their laugh is so infectious!” It’s a common practical joke to tell new nonhuman crew members about this horrible disease humans get, where they feel tired and have an uncontrollable urge to open their mouths. It’s deadly, they say, and very contagious.

New safety procedures have to be worked out for the humans because, on the one hand, you don’t have to go around telling each individual to leave. Humans will just follow the mob. On the other hand, though, you have to be careful not to spread panic, because if one human runs, they all will, and they’ll trample anyone who isn’t fast enough to stay ahead.

Aliens hear humans tell their kids not to give into peer pressure and just get really confused. “Why would they do it if they don’t want to?”

“Because their friends are telling them to do it!”

“But why do it just because they’re telling them to do it?”

“Because they’re their friends!”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

When aliens see earth movies about people being indoctrinated or turned into zombies, it takes them a while to realise that these are horror movies because, from their perspective, that’s just what humans are like.


TFTBL feat. Deadpool (thanks to @demirhys for helping me cast these dorks)

Vampire Chronicles Aesthetics ❧ Interview with the Vampire


he knows just what it does when he’s holding me tight and he calls me “moonlight” too

As Black men, we need to accept Pro-Blackness as a whole

You can fight me if you want, but if you’re not for the following:

  • Black women
  • Black Transgender 
  • Black gays
  • Black lesbians.
  • Black Aces
  • Black Demisexuals
  • Black (insert their religion here)
  • Black non-gender blobs (sorry, Vincent got me saying that.)
  • Let’s just say if they are Black to begin with and somehow don’t fit the straight and narrow definition of “normal” to you.

You’re not Pro-Black, you’re selective Black, and we can’t afford to be “selectively Black”. We need everyone. 

Everyone? Everyone. 

1. Keith knows exactly why these planets are dead

2. He thinks it’s somehow his fault

I’m really getting the vibe Keith has done something really bad in the past, or even was somehow responsible for the creation of Galra empire (which would also explain his yet explained motivation for fighting them), I was thinking maybe he’s seen someone make a bad leadership decision that resulted in alot of suffering for people, but now I think it was more something Keith actually did.

I dunno, I’m sensing alot of guilt from him and a desire to set things right. Like there’s a reason this line specifically hurts him

I bet Keith has done something really bad and selfish in the past and hurt alot of people