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If you liked Netflix’s Stranger Things, here are some podcasts you might enjoy:
  • Welcome to Night Vale (the community news of a small city in the American Southwest where all conspiracy theories are true and a part of every day life; BONUS - canon interracial gay couple as the main couple)
  • The Message (70-year-old message from outer space, cryptology, things are not as they seem)
  • Limetown (everyone in small town disappears and no one knows what happened to them; follow an intrepid journalist as she investigates)
  • The Black Tapes (sister show to TANIS; demons, investigation into the unexplainable, asshole Alpha Skeptic, and the journalist who tries to sort this all out)
  • TANIS (sister show to The Black Tapes; conspiracy, truth, and the investigation of what Tanis really is, plus an “information specialist” named Meerkatnip)
  • Archive 81 (found footage audio series where nothing is quite as it seems and there’s a building that isn’t exactly right)
  • Alice Isn’t Dead (from the people behind WtNV, a truck driver tries to find her missing wife and she runs into a lot of conspiracies along the way)
  • Within the Wires (again, from the people who brought you WtNV, instructional audio guides that slowly reveal a personal story and the revelation that the world the podcast is set in is that great)
  • The Bright Session (imagine what it would be like if the X-Men went to therapy)
  • The Behemoth (a girl and her monster walk across America)
  • Wolf 359 (the absurd misadventures of a small band of eccentric characters on board the Hephaestus Station in orbit around the dwarf star, Wolf 359, where it’s all fun and games until it’s not and the Blessed Eternal just wants a night light)

its-night-of-rain  asked:

Please more headcanons !!!!

Here’s a few more :)

- Harley has a bad habit of starting things she’ll never finish when she’s bored like a giant puzzle that she ends up leaving the pieces of all over the middle of the floor

- Joker is very easily frustrated at technology so whenever he gets a new phone Harley has to explain anything that’s different to keep him from losing patience and throwing it across a room within 5 seconds

- Harley loves to bake cookies at random hours and is often up late into the night trying various recipes she’s found (and forcing Joker to be the tester for all of the them)

- They have an indoor pool but swimming is usually the last thing they actually use it for lol ;)

- Joker doesn’t get sick often but when he does, Harley is always stuck being his nurse since he’s a drama queen and acts sicker than he actually is for attention (which of course he gets plenty of)

Real Conversation I Had With My Friend Recently
  • <p><b>Me:</b> *blushes while smiling down at phone*<p/><b>Friend:</b> OoooHhhH who are you texting?<p/><b>Me:</b> My boyfriend he’s such a dork I love him<p/><b>Friend:</b> YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WHO IS HE, BITCH TELL ME EVERYTHING, SPILL<p/><b>Me:</b> *giggles* Ok<p/><b></b> *shows picture of Seven*<p/><b>Friend:</b> ........<p/><b>Me:</b> ^-^?<p/><b>Friend:</b> Honestly what did I expect <p/></p>

SO it’s @bananannabeth‘s birthday today and I wanted to draw her very cute OC’s for her! I hope today is as wonderful as you are, Ashlee! Happy birthday <3<3 !!!

lookingaroundforlife  asked:

I have a question: if Harley and Joker had a girl instead of a boy/a girl as their second child, who would you headcanon as their child because I have been having the hardest time imagining someone as their little girl and I wanted a second opinion...

I have the same issue! I can’t find a girl who I think fits the part honestly. I’ve tried and I just can’t find the right person.

(This thankfully isn’t an issue for me though since I always felt they’d have one baby that was a boy so my headcanon was basically already complete once I realized how damn perfect Zac Efron would be lol)

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└ Here’s looking at you two~

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I’m not even sure how to properly link this because this is based on a series of drabbles and one shots (and two shots and three shots, and many shots). So @ohmytheon​ has the actual most perfect royai child named Aidan. And I wrote a song inspired by him and Riza in her fic-world. Because I cry pretty much any time she writes anything about them. There really aren’t actual words I can say that will ever do justice to the utter perfection that is Aidan or Lanni’s writing, tbh. (The song is dual PoV-ish! First verse/chorus is Aidan, second Riza, bridge is either or both :D) 

LANNI I HOPE YOU LIKE MY SECOND LAME MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO YOUR AMAZING WORK. I LOVE AIDAN WITH ALL MY HEART. AND YOU. AND YOUR WRITING.

One of my lives is kept inside a box
alongside old letters and suspended promises.
We’re carefully hidden behind a lock,
but there is only one key and I’m not sure where it is.

It’s like hide and seek,
but my heart’s getting weak.
I can’t find much fun in my winning streak.

This game never ends.
I’m so tired of it.
I count to one hundred and start over again.

Please stop crying.
You know I’m trying
my best to do right by you.
I’ll do whatever I have to.

You’re the only
thing that keeps me
breathing when I feel like drowning.
This is real. This is all we have.
All that’s left is split in two.
I promise I will stop hurting you.

Can I be stifled by all my regrets?
Have I forsaken my right to the penance I deserve?
There is a new life I need to protect.
Second chances welcome, but remember who we were.

My savior from Hell.
I cannot hate myself
when the fire in me is somebody else.

And your weary eyes
somehow look like mine.
Maybe tomorrow we won’t have to hide.

Please stop crying.
You know I’m trying
my best to do right by you.
I’ll do whatever I have to.

You’re the only
thing that keeps me
breathing when I feel like drowning.
This is real. This is all we have.
All that’s left is split in two.
I promise I will stop hurting you.

I find that I don’t know how to be both of me
Even as the years have corroded the locks.
The ache in my chest
hasn’t left me quite yet.
I am marred by the secrets that tore us apart.  

I’ve been stitched together by a love I believe.
But love cannot keep the punctures from bleeding.  

Please stop crying.
You know I’m trying
my best to do right by you.
I’ll do whatever I have to.

You’re the only
thing that keeps me
breathing when I feel like drowning.
This is real. This is all we have.
All that’s left is split in two.
I promise I will stop hurting you.