but in all seriousness this is pretty cool

some pretty boring facts about me!!

got tagged by @tyjoh​ !!

Rules: answer these questions and tag 20 followers you want to get to know better (i have way less than 20 if you exclude the spambots so i’m gonna go free reign on this tbh haha)

sorry that i seem pretty apathetic about all these i’m tired

Gender: girl, tho this doesn’t really matter to me a huge amount haha

Star Sign: libra (these mean nothing to me tho lmao)

Height: 5′5 i think?

Sexual Orientation: pansexual af!!!

Hogwarts House: slytherin apparently (i’m totally cool with this)

Favourite Colour: don’t ask me this because i seriously don’t have one it really depends on whatever context i’m having to choose one in

Favourite Animal: ooh…. big lazy dogs?

Average Hours of Sleep: @ this rate idek, at worst 7 at best 11 sooo… 9?

Cat or Dog Person: swaying toward dogs given that cats scare me a lot more (sharp claws + teeth fuck that)

Favourite Fictional Character: ramona flowers? or terezi? possibly? i like a lot of girls from homestuck. and karkat

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: just one duvet for a single bed bruh

Favorite Singer/Band: marina and the diamonds tbh but this could probably change

Dream Trip: probably somewhere in a cozy room where i can just watch tv and use my laptop all day. preferably somewhere with my boyfriend haha

Dream Job: building computers, fixing computers, making code for websites? anything computing related really

tagging: @homedork @evelynriesse @futchrose @vrixxa @la1onde @tallcircle-city @agloeian @gtgcya @whalamp no pressure tho!! have a nice day!

WEREWOLF AU'S
  • “dude i know youre a werewolf and all but seriously that freaking howl laughter you do is so fucking extra and i cant take it anymore”
  • “you being part dog has its perks, mostly for me because whenever i toss something away your eyes follow it and you perk up like you want to chase it but restrict yourself and its honestly the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen”
  • “honestly though i hate my pack so much, like theyre a bunch of assholes but i ran into you on a full moon run in the forest and idk u seem pretty cool. wanna go hunting or scare some people or some shit? i know this sick ass lake thats always really warm, i can show you”
  • “yes i understand im a big bad werewolf now but really i dont want to hurt those cute little rabbits and deer, cant we just wait until we transform back to eat? thats not how it works? well cant i just eat before i transform so i wont be hungry–im sorry im just new at this and im sorta trying to go vegetarian here–”
  • “babe you know i love you and i would give up my life for yours but i sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DOG TOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SQUARE IN THE FACE”
  • “look im not a supernatural fanatic or anything but i swear man every time this kid next to me gets frustrated they actually growl and it sounds just like some rabid steroid induced dog, and im not saying their a werewolf man but theyre totally a werewolf
  • a werewolf getting personally offended when someone says they’re not a dog person
  • “as a werewolf i can personally talk to dogs and boyohboy does ur little pug have some tea to spill…"
  • “alternatively, i find you to be really superduper adorable and whenever i come over your little dog goes off on rants to me about the cute embarrassing stuff that you do when your home alone and honestly I wake up every day for these chats”
  • “when I saw you climbing out of the stream I was fishing in dirty, wet, and naked, I assumed you had just survived some kind of intense mob hit or something but really you had just detransformed from a werewolf after you were playing in the water trying to catch a fish, and ultimately failing. nice ass, by the way.”
Nuka World: Companions We Could've Had
  • Oswald: the glowing ghoul magician
  • Cito: the wild man raised by gorillas
  • Dixie: the bloodthirsty girl from the Disciples
  • Lizzie: the mastermind inventor from the Operators
  • Who we got: Eyepatch McMohawk Porter Gage who saw his family got hurt and thought it was a good idea to be a raider at age 12

To all the amazing people that I’ve met on this site who inspire me and warm my hearts and all that nice stuff… thank you for being you and I hope all of you have had days filled with love even if we don’t talk ever all of you are so special and have amazing things to offer and I hope you all know that! And since I don’t know how to show love like a normal person this photo of Gillian sticking her tongue out is me saying I love all of you and thank you for being you! @storybycorey @notacleverxfileshandle @cosmic-files-87 @xfile-cabinetx @ccoble @puzzlingpeace @2momsmakearight @crossedbeams @conversationinthehallway @thegilliantimes @scullysbagel @chileananderson @your-perfect-opposite @scullyismyspiritanimal @scullytheslayer @sunflowerseedsandscience @piecesofscully and seriously so many more of you that I forgot cause I’m a poop!!

Seriously, what is up with the anime this season?

All Out!

What I expected: Rugby and bottoms.

What I got: Slow character study and team-building.

Drifters

What I expected: Cool fantasy epic with historical heroes

What I got: Weird-arse Tolkien fanfic

Magical Girl Raising Project

What I expected: Fun-bad lame Madoka ripoff

What I got: Deep, intense show with clever plotting and interesting, rounded characters

Flip Flappers

What I expected: Not to be watching it

What I got: Possibly the best damn show this year?

ClassicaLoid

What I expected: Crazy wacky composer shenanigans

What I got…actually, yeah, that’s pretty accurate

give me a velma with insecurities, a velma who has a hard time connecting with people, who fears she isn’t liked by the gang because she doesn’t get the jokes quickly, a velma who is a no-nonsense person and yet who’d be the first to crack a joke when one of her friends is sad, who watches out for them, makes sure they have every little thing they need, watches out for their allergies, has spare tampons on her for daphne and makes sure the food they’ll eat is something they like. give me a velma who cares so much about her friends she doesn’t know how to put it down in words and yet crafts things for them every christmas, who calls her friends’ parents to assure them that everything is going alright when the gang forgets about it, who reminds them about their relatives’ birthdays, and sends a card herself when they forget to do it, on whom all the responsibility falls, the person being blamed when shit goes wrong.

give me a daphne who was never credited for being resourceful, whom people saw as a rich, pretty girl with little to offer to anybody, a daphne who would go to the end of the world for her friends, who does little things for them, like being ridiculous and uplifting their spiritis, who takes them all around the world, who doesn’t go anywhere without them, who is the glue that holds the team together and who cares little about being the damsle in distress when she can slay the dragon by hersel, thank you very much.  give me a daphne who cares little about what others think, who fights everybody who objectifies her, who knocks out anybody who has something bad to say about her friends, who comes up with all these fun activities for the gang to do in their spare time and who gets super excitied about all these little things, and is a convinced feminist, fighting for every little social change.

give me a fred, who all his life, was thought of as that stereotypical jock, big muscles, small brain, and who is the brain of the operation, the one who comes with all these genius traps and plans to catch the bad boys, who remembers all the little stuff about his team mates, who makes sure nobody is left behind and looks after them. give me a fred who is the big brother of the team, who fears showing weakness and who’s there when they need him, who cares about their safety and believes in them, who gives them pep talks when they need one, who sleeps the last to ensure the safety of his gangmates, who checks the machine over and over again to be 100% sure nothing goes wrong, who takes it upon himself when they get hurt.

give me a shaggy who was excluded all of his life for being carefree, for having a dog for a best friend, who was taunted and bullied for not doing anything without scooby, who fought with his parents about it, who notices every little thing about his team mates, who’s sensible and doesn’t joke about the stuff he knows will affect the others, who will swallow his fear once any of the gang are in danger. give me a shaggy who’s the first to jump into fight when somebody is hurt, who takes on the bullies whenever he can, give me a shaggy who’s imaginary world cannot be without the gang, who does his damn best to get the others’ mind away from all the supernatural crap and remind them that at their core, they’re still teenagers.

give me a scooby who all his life was ignored, who was a circus attracting, whose opinions never matter, who comes to all the others when they’re sad and lies his head on them and listens, who promises the others to watch the door when they’re having nightmares after a particularly scary mystery, who is there for them and the one who’s most affected by the fights taking place, because this is his family, this is the place where he belongs. give me a scooby who is like a mother, who’d give his heart and life for his friends, who, when walking around and spots something shiny or pretty, takes it back and gives them to his friends, who collects all these pretty stones and ends up making the girls’ a necklace and who ends up making friendship bracelets, who hurts everytime he realises there are some things he cannot do with his friends because he’s a dog.

just give me the gang as badass best friends, children who take on the world and break every gender roles, stereotypes and boxes and who are there for each other.

3

Requested by Anon #289

Peter: Tony have you seen Y/N?
Tony: She’s in her room I think. She’s been in there nearly all day.
Peter: Really? *runs to your room* Y/N?
Y/N: *lights a candle with her hand* Oh hi Peter.
Peter: Are you okay? Tony told me you were up here all day.
Y/N: I’m fine. Just thinking.
Peter: Okay…?
Y/N: I saw Mary Jane today.
Peter: Cool, I think I saw her in school earlier.
Y/N: Cool.
Peter: Y/N, seriously what’s wro…?
Y/N: Do you think she’s pretty?
Peter: Who? MJ?
Y/N: Yeah…
Peter: She’s okay I guess. Why are you asking that?
Y/N: Do you…like her as more than…a friend?
Peter: No of course I don’t! Y/N what has gotten into you?
Y/N: It’s not my fault! I can’t control my powers lately because all I think about is you leaving me! Do you know how hard it is for a witch not to have her powers in control?! Ask Wanda! It’s not easy!
Peter: You think I’d leave you?
Y/N: Peter, you’re two years older than me.
Peter: So? Age doesn’t matter.
Y/N: What if you find someone, like MJ, who is your own age? What if you want her instead of me?
Peter; *hugs you* That would never happen. I love you too much Y/N. I don’t even notice any girls in my school or in my class because all I think of is seeing you at the end of the day. Knowing that as soon as school ends I get to see your smile. No one can ever compare to you, no matter the age.
Y/N: I’m sorry Peter.
Peter: It’s okay. Just know that I will never leave you. I love you.
Y/N: I love you too.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU JUST CLICK WITH SOMEONE AND IT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE YOU WERE EVER STRANGERS.

given the current state of The Discourse, I’m … actually kind of glad Planescape: Torment came out 15+ years ago and isn’t getting a re-release ever.

PST is a game where you can do terrible things. Sell your friends into slavery! Learn their darkest fears, and use them against them! Betray your closest friends for petty reasons! Literally murder the only person who cares for you unconditionally!

The game is also pretty unambiguous about the fact that doing any of those things makes you a horrible person. It’s one of the few games where I don’t have a beef with the morality slider, because if you manage to make the slider go all the way over to Evil, you have done some seriously immoral shit. We’re talking “I unleashed a God Of Destruction Of Literal Universes, because he gave me a cool knife” levels of evil. (That’s also a thing you can do!)

And I’m really glad that the evil options exist, because they exist alongside good options, and the fact that you can choose evil makes the good options genuinely heartwarming. You can convince your friend that everything he believes is a lie - or you can help him regain his faith in himself. And it feels so much better picking the latter when you know you could have gotten ahead faster by being repugnant. I’m not a believer in Manicheanism in the general case, but I do think it makes a big difference in game design. I played Planescape: Torment and felt genuinely, defensively good about my choices. “The Practical and the Paranoid have done wrongs, and I am here to right them.” It’s good stuff!

But the Discourse this game would generate, coming out now. Where people see “you can do this thing in the game” and think “obviously the developers think this thing is fine and completely without problems”. Good Lord, am I glad I can avoid that.

HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE’S DAY!

Hope you enjoy, and happy Valentine’s day!!

I love you!


Your name is (Y/N) (L/N) and you are a dimension traveler.

It’s like a time traveler but with dimensions.

When you enter a dimension, it changes and creates a life for you in that one and when you go back to your own it restores itself like you never existed. You are able to create portals were you can move from place to place. You used it on several occasion to fight with your friends.

It’s pretty cool.

Today is St Valentine’s day and you are sick of all that lovely dovey couples. Seriously your friends could control themselves a little.

You were bored in your room, playing with your (fav/gem) chain, it was what gave you the power to travel thought dimensions.

Wait

That’s it!

Why sit there moping when you can go to your favorite dimension!

You sat straight in your bed, grabbing your collar with both hands. You whispered your magic words and it glowed bright (f/c).

A (f/a) came out of it, it was your protector, the being that helped you thought your travels.

“HELLO, (Y/N). WHERE DO YOU WISH TO GO FIRST?”

A (f/c) fog came from the gem, creating three word in the air.

“COMICVERSE”                   “MOVIEVERSE”                   “TV’VERSE”

Hmmm… Where to go first?

Let’s start with the Tv’verse!

“Tv’verse, please.”

“As you wish”

The (f/c) fog surrounded you fast, creating a black hole where you fell. You started falling fast, millions of  fragments of other dimensions playing  around you. Until you saw your destination glowing brightly, you swam towards it until your form completely passed thought it.

///*\\

“Offf..” You fell ungracefully on the ground, a pair of feet was in front of you and suddenly a strong pair of arms hugged you tightly.

Too tightly!

“Kara! Pls I-I can’t breathe” You shouted to the blonde kryptonian woman hugging you.

“Ah, sorry! (n/n) I just missed you so much!”

“Yeah, I can feel that”

“Everyone has missed you! C’mon let’s go back!”

In a puff  you were in Kara’s apartment and as you entered Superman was already in there.

“Kal? What are you doing here?” Kara asked

“ I heard (y/n)’s heartbeat and I had to come see her.”

“Hey Kal!” You waved. He came towards you and gave you a short kiss on the lips. Kara gasped, surprised.

When the two of you separated, Kal breathed

“Happy St. Valentine’s day, (y/n)”

“eppp” You screeched.

“Hey! I want one too! “Kara said before kissing you.

“mmpft” Kara ‘s lips crushed yours in a kiss.

“Muack!” She said as she breaks away from you.

You stayed there, confused as f*ck.

“What-”

“ Are we interrupting something?” Came Cisco’s voice. He and Barry had just appeared out of nowhere.

“Guys! What are you doing here?” Kara asked.

“ We’re here to pick (y/n) up and take her to Central.” Barry said.

“But we’re not done! She still hasn’t seen James or Alex!”

“Too bad. Barry, grab her!” Cisco yelled and suddenly you were snatched away by Barry before anyone could react, he super speeded towards the portal Cisco opened.

“See you later!” Cisco said as the portal closed.

Kara’s eyes became red.

////*\\

In the blink of an eye you were in S.T.A.R Labs , Harry, Caitlin, Wally, Jess, Iris, Joe and even HR was there.

“What- Why is everyone here?”

“We heard you were back, we couldn’t just let you in National city.” Caitlin explained. “What happened?”

“St Valentine’s happened.”

Everyone looked at you until Caitlin came to you and gave you a soft, friendly kiss. You were surprised but she quickly broke the kiss.

“Hey! I want one too!” Cisco whined. You smiled at him and grabbed his arm

“Come here, you” Cisco’s kiss was loving and not friendly at all. Barry laughed.

“Now he’s not gonna stop rambling about it”

“(Y/N) you are as beautiful as ever!” HR said, as he came to you and sweep you out of your feet.  Kissing you like in the movies.

“HEY! GET OFF OF HER!” Harry shouted as he pushed HR away.

“Are you ok, (y/n)?” Harry asked you.

“Yes I’m fine, thanks.” The two of you looked at each other’s eyes, the tension was so strong that you could cut it with a knife.

“Oh, kiss her already, dad!” Jess shouted as she pushed Harry towards you. Harry’s lips. The kiss turned passionate as Harry’s hands buried themselves in your hair, his tongue pushed your lips open and the kiss turned so dirty, Iris covered Wally’s eyes.

“Hey! I’m old enough to see this!”

“ No, you ain’t.” Came Joe’s response.

The two of you broke away to get air and HR and Cisco, jealous separated you away from Harry.

For the first time, they agreed on something.

“Uh oh” Said Caitlin. Looking at her screen. “Trouble in Central’s bank. It seems Captain  cold, Golden glider and Heatwave are attacking.”

Cisco looked at her smiling like a fool.

“What?”  Came Caitlin’s  defensive response.

“You used my nicknames!” His smile widened.

“What are we waiting for” Came Jess’ voice, already with her suit on. “Let’s go!”

“I wanna go! But I don’t have any suit.” You pouted.

“Are you sure?” Cisco smirked while pushing a button that opened a case where a (f/c) suit was displayed. It was what you always wanted!

“Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!” You hugged Cisco tightly as he laughed at your enthusiasm.

“I helped Cisco design it, so it can stand the friction your body creates as you travel in your portals-” Harry said before been hugged too, he smiled softly at you as his arms came to your waist.

“Hey! I helped design it too! I don’t get a hug?” HR wined.

“Come here” You opened your arms and HR tackled you.

///*\\

“Do you have all the money, Snart?” Mick Rory asked Leonard as he and Lisa freeze the last guards.

“What do you think you are doing?” You shouted as you jumped from your portal in front of them.

“(Y/n), you are back. I see.” Len purred. “Came to see your boys on Valentines Day?” He mocked.

“What do you care? Jealous?” You snarked.

“What? NO-“

“He totally is” Lisa laughed. “Missed you, (n/n).” She hugged you.

“Wait, are you two friends?” Mick asked, confused.

“One time she came when you two were with the legends. We bonded”

“Oh, how are they?” You asked

“Fine. We just took.. a vacation, if you will.” Len said. He had soften a bit after seeing you being friends with Lisa.

“Oh, I have a present for ya” Lisa said as she came closer to you. She kissed you on the cheek and gave you a little envelope.

“Thanks!” You opened it and it was a little gold heart.

“I carved it myself, then shot at it with my gun. You like?” She said, a little bashful.

“I love it!” You hugged her tightly.

“Help me put it on!” You said as Lisa’s hands grabbed the chain and pulled it around your neck.

“I don’t have anything as pretty, but I can burn someone you hate” Mick said.

“No, thanks, Mick. Uh it’s not necessary. Haha” You laughed. Len raised an eyebrow.

“Then I give you this.” Mick said and before you could say anything he kissed you on the lips.

What the heck! Did you have a sign that said “kiss me” or something?

Heatwave pulled away as you stayed there, frozen.

“What-“

“I don’t usually do this, but my sister won’t stop pestering me if I don’t do this” Len said. Lisa pouted.

“Jerk”

“Trainwreck.”

Lisa pushed her brother until he fell on top of you, his lips smashing yours. After a while you started to move your lips and Len followed, soon it turned more heated as his hands came to your face.

“And he says he doesn’t like her” Lisa said, amused while looking at you and Len making out on the floor of the bank. But you were interrupted as  Barry and Jess appeared.

Barry quickly grabbed Snart by his parka and smashed him against the wall.

“WHAT.THE.HELL.SNART?!” Barry yelled angry. Len looked at Barry, smirking.

“What, scarlet? Can’t a man give a girl he wants a Valentines kiss?”

“If she wants to. And (Y/n) didn’t want to!”

“Are you sure of that, scarlet?” As Barry was distraught by looking at you Mick shot at Barry, hitting him. Quickly Snart shot at Jess who was fighting Lisa.

As everyone was fighting you heard claping. The fight stopped to see, Mark Mardon at the bank doors.

Barry snarled.

“Did you call your rogues, Snart?”  Len smiled, amused.

“Rogues, huh? Cute”

“What are you doing here, Mardon?!”

“Oh, nothing. Just kinda, want to avenge my brother? You know the one detective West killed?” He said before shooting a bolt of energy towards Barry and You. You quickly created a portal and disappeared, appearing behind Mardon and immobilizing him. He smirked.

“So she’s the one, everyone is crazy about?” He smirked, turning his head to look at you. His smirk widened before you felt a blow that pushed you away from him. He had pushed you away with a hurricane.

Mardon pushed the flash and Jessie Quick against a wall, immobilizing them. Then he summoned a hurricane that bought you to his arms. His breath tickled your face.  He smirked flirtatiously.

“After a hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart” Mardon smirked. You looked at him, face blank.

“Oh my god, did he just use a weather pick up line? That’s the lamest thing ever.” Jess said as Mark glared at her, sending a storm her way, raining heavily over her. Mark’s head turned to you.

“Be careful, I’ve been known to cause a flash flood, watch it in your lower elevations.”

“That’s’ the lamest thing ever” said the Flash.

“I find it quite…charming”

“YOU DO?” said everyone. Even Mark, who smiled truthfully, a warm feeling flooded his heart. You were the first girl to like them.

“You like my pick-up lines?”

“Well, yes. I like them, they’re funny.” You smile

“I’m never letting you go” He whispered.

“Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags, because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your basement” He winked. You blushed and joked said

“The storm supposes to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.” You winked and you found yourself being kissed by the Weather Wizard.

Suddenly Mardon and you were pushed away, hitting the wall and falling to the ground. You looked at the direction it came from and you saw Sam Scudder with Rosa Dillon.

“I’ve been looking forward seeing you again, Snart.”

“Scudder, I see you were able to come out of the mirror.” Snart smirked.

“What’s this?! A family reunion or something?!” You shouted and everyone looked at you.

Great

“And who is this, girl?” Dillon asked. “Another member of your little group of do-gooders, flash?”

“She’s (y/n) (l/n).” Scudder answered Rosa’s question.

“You know her?!” She asked as Scudder scratches his head.

“Uh, maybe?”  Dillon’s eyes narrowed looking at Mirror Masters, but whatever she was gonna say was interrupted as a group of people entered the bank.

“Mister Snart, Mister Rory is time for you to go back to the- (y/n)?” The man you recognized as Rip Hunter.

“(Y/n)!!” Ray said happily as he ran to give you a hug. He separate Mardon from you. Mardon wheezed and tried to grab your arm but failing to do so.

“(Y/N)! How are you? It’s everything alright? I hope you can join us in one of our adventures!”

“Raymond, if you could let her breath maybe she could talk.” Sara said as she came to forward, liberating Barry and Jess of their prisons. They soon took care of Scudder and Dillon.

“I’m glad to see you again, (y/n)” Said Rip, smiling at you. The team hugged you tightly –too tightly- Len and Mick approached you.

“You couldn’t have better timing” Len said sarcastically.

“Yeah” Mick growled.

“We detected the presence of Savage and we need to get going.” Rip said.

“Why don’t you come with us, (y/n)?” Asked Kendra.

“I suppose I could-“

“Thawne, where the hell did you bought us? A family reunion??!” Asked a man you didn’t know.

“I explained before! That thing is looking for me.” Said Eobard Thawne, the reverse flash.

Uh, you thought he disappeared forever.

“That thing only haunts speedsters- wait, (y/n)? it’s that you?” Eobard’s eyes widened, smiling a little. His companions looked at him weirdly.

Since when is Eobard civil?

He speeded towards you, sweeping you from your feet kissing you.

“I missed you!” He said. “I haven’t seen you sice I helped Flash restore the timeline.” He kissed your face repeatedly until Snart froze his feet and made him fall with you in his arms. It was then when Eobard heard it, the thing that has been haunting him. He vibrated thought the ice you saw his scared expression and asked

“What’s your problem, Thawne”

“Something has been following me thought my speed. It seems he has found me.”

“You lead it to us?!” Barry yelled.

“I didn’t know you where here!”

“Don’t move, Thawne. It’s sight is based on the speed force.!” Eobard other companion shouted as a black blur passed around you.

“Zoom?!” Barry shouted.

“Hunter?” You shouted. The black speedster stopped in front of you. It screeched in your face. You stayed put as it screeched “It’s not Hunter”

“Then who can be?”

“Thawne said it was ancestor form his family that sacrificed himself to kill him.” Eobard’s companion explained.

“Eddie…?” You and Barry let out a breath as the blur looked at you.

“(Y-y-N-N)??”  He tried to talk, but before he could say anything a portal opened sucking you in.

“(Y/N)!!!!!!!!” Everyone shouted before the portal closed.

///*\\

“WHAAAA?”  You yelled as you fell above someone. “Ugh, my head”

“Friend (y/n)!”  Young Starfire shouted happily, with Raven, Beast boy and Cyborg trailing before her.

Then the person you fell on is…

Robin!!

“OH MY GOD, I’M SO SORRY!” Your voice sounded more high-pitched than before.

“It’s okay, (y/n).”

“(Y/N) What’s up? You seemed rather startled when exiting your portal!” Cyborg said.

“Oh, just- the portal surprised me, that’s all.” You smiled. “Where were you going?”

“We received an alert from Titans East, saying Slade has been getting some shady pieces. We were going to investigate.” Raven said.

“Come with us, friend (y/n)!” Star said.

“Yes, please. (y/n)” Beast boy said.

“Okay! “

Robin smiled at you before shouting

“TITANS, GO!”

///*\\

“I thought you said we were going to investigate?” You asked as the titans and you were “hiding”.

“We are” Robin said.

“Yeah but I don’t know, we could hide better?”

“What’s wrong in hiding behind a bush? Right Robin?” Beast boy said.” Robin?” BB looked around only to not find his leader.

“He leaved.” Raven said, eyes preoccupied.

“What’s going one with him?” You asked, worried.

“He always becomes like that when it comes to Slade. Since that time… he isn’t the same.” Cyborg said, looking at the way his leader had leaved.

“What are we waiting for? Let’s go!” BB said, turning into a cheetah and running after Robin.

You created a portal and transported them where Robin was. He was perched in a roof where you could see a shady group of men exchanging briefcases.

“Robin, what should we do?”  Star asked.

“You and Raven follow that van, Cyborg and Beast boy, you two follow those ones and try and get as much information as you can. (Y/n) and me retrieve the briefcases and we’ll look around for Slade.

“Okay, but before We go, Happy day of the valentines, (y/n)!” Starfire said before kissing your cheek friendly.

“Ah, thanks Star.”

“Happy valentine’s day, (y/n)!” Each member gave you a kiss on the  cheek except Robin, who waited until everyone was gone to kiss you briefly on the lips.

“Happy valentine’s day” He whispered. “ Now, he have to move. They’re going to get away.”

“Let’s go”

As you two where fighting the badies with Robin you heard a loud, creepy but rather cute laugh before been grabbed by the waist and pulled up. As you were pulled up, Robin was hit by an incredible fast yellow blur.

“Kid flash?!” Robin wheezed. “Wait, you aren’t Kid flash!” Wally smirked at the other, more bossy less fun clone of his best friend.

“I’m Kid flash, but not from this dimension” The loud laugh interrupted their talk as Robin with you in his arms jumped next  to Kid Flash.

“Hey, other me!” Robin laughed, he saw the Robin of this universe tied up and glaring at them ” I see you’re not feeling the aster”

“Sorry, gotta go. We and (y/n) have a meeting to go. Bye bye angry bird!” Wally laughed before speeding up with Robin and You in each arm.

“Sorry, Robin!” You yelled before disappearing. As the portal closed Robin broke free of his bounds and tried to cross the portal too.

What an assh*les

///*\\

“OW, WALLY! YOU COULD BE SOFTER!” You whined as you fell to the ground, again.

“(Y/N)!” M’gann came to you and gave you an hug followed by Artemis and a rather looking awkward Conner.

“Hey Con” You smiled as he smiled back.

“How come you go dimension traveling and the last dimension you come is ours” Wally pouted. “Not cool (n/n). I thought we were your favorites, right , Rob?” He asked Robin who you didn’t know when had changed to his civvies, the sunglass giving him a vibe of mysterious guy when he was all witty puns.

But you loved him for it.

“Hey Artemis”

“Hey” She gave you an semi-hug.

Out of nowhere  M’gann came out of the kitchen with a batch of fresh made heart shaped cookies, Wally’s had was quick to try and grab a cookie before his hand being slapped away.

“Ow, babe” Wally whined.

“These are for Conner and (y/n).” She said as the tray of cookies was held in front of Conner and you. “Happy valentine’s day!”

“Thanks, M’gann” You grabbed a two cookies from the tray, one for you and one you gave Wally when M’gann wasn’t looking. He quickly ate it and smiled at you.

“I got a present for you too” Said Robin, who got out of his pouches a black box where a silver chain with a little (f/a) charm.

“You said that was the animal that helped and protected you in your travels. I saw it on a mission and knew I had to buy it for you.” You gave Rob the biggest hug and a kiss, as Rob’s face turned towards yours your lips made contact with each other’s. As Rob pulled away quickly, blushing hard.

Ooooh right

It was his first kiss.

Whoops.

“Wooo, get it Rob! Sure you’re feeling the “Aster” now” said Wally teasingly, making Rob blush harder.

Everything was interrupted as Red Tornado appeared, alerting the team of suspicious activity in Keystone. As the league was occupied, the team was to go investigate.

“C’mon, what are we waiting for!?” You asked. The team smiled at you and quickly you were ready to go.

////*\\

Okay this was a bigger deal than expected.

It was Zoom who was causing the chaos.

But the worst wasn’t that, the worst was

There were two

TWO!

“Since when can speedsters create clones?!” You asked

“We can’t, we can run fast enough to seem there are two of us, but I don’t think that is what Zoom is doing. They look more as if they were-“ Kid Flash said, looking at the two angry yellow speedsters’.

“Fighting” Ended Robin.

“Yes. But why?” Asked Miss Martian.

“Dunno, but I’m not gonna wait for them to tell me.” Artemis said as she shot two arrows in the two Zooms directions.

They didn’t hit any of the Zooms but made them look their way.

Snap they had to move

And Fast.

“Artemis why did you do that?!” Robin asked at the archer.

“Yeah, Speedy hadn’t done that” Wally said

“IM.NOT.SPEEDY” she said thought gritted teeth.

“Well, well, well… What do we have here? First, my dimensional counterpart and now you?” Zoom said, as he appeared in front of them.

“Dimensional counterpart?” Asked Robin.

“Yes, the me from the original dimension. The so called “Comicverese” as the fellow dimension travelers call it. We can’t reach the prime dimension, the first one. Her dimension.” He said, his hand grabbing your face harshly.

“But with her, I will be able to get there and fiddle with the time strings and the fate. I’ll change the world to the better.” Zoom smirked but before he could do anything another Zoom, this on with a yellower suit and his mask eyes black with red pupils, interrupted. This one seemed to talk faster than the other.

“(y/n), youhavetocomewithmeee.” He said, you almost didn’t catch what he said.  

“Hey! Leave her alone!” KF said speeding towards Zoom who avoided it easily. Zoom grabbed you bridal style and started running faster and faster. KF ran behind Zoom, but he wasn’t fast enough.  Once you were running over the pacific ocean, he broke the sound barrier. That gave a bolt of energy to your gem that created a rift of dimensions, that the two of you crossed.

////*\\

When you reached the Comic universe, almost everything seemed normal. Zoom let you go and you had to sit as your head hadn’t stop spinning.  Zoom was about to grab you again when a hand came out of a puddle right next to you. The hand grabbed you and pulled you in. As you entered the mirror maze you heard Zoom yell of frustration.

“Offf.” You fell on someone’s lap. “Ow, seriously Mirror master, you could be gentler.”

“Sorry,lass” You looked at the new mirror master. He wasn’t Sam Scudder.

“You are not Sam, Who are you?!” Your eyes narrowed. The man laughed, showing that he had missing his front thooth. His smirk was crooked.

“Name’s Evan, Evan McCulloch. Nice to meet’cha, the others don’t seem to stop talking ‘bout  ye”

“McCulloch, that’s enough.” Said a middle aged man, with tousled brown hair, brown eyes and a blue parka.

“Len!” You smiled and went to hug him. This was the first dimension you came across and when you fell trought the portal, you fell over Len Snart and his rogues. You fainted and they took you in and helped you.

They weren’t bad people.

But thanks to The Distortionist, who likes playing  games with you, blocked the door towards this dimension.

F*cker.

“(n/n). Missed ya” He hugged you back, his arms completely warping around your form, He needed that, an hug. “I heard about what happened to Lisa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry I couldn’t be there for you.” You kissed his cheek and grabbed his blue glasses, putting them on. Len smiled at you as he messed your hair.

“Are they, like a couple or something? He’s too old for her. She could do better” Captain Boomerang Jr said.

You looked at the rest of the Rogues.

“Mick!” You went to hug the phyro as he messed your hair even more.

“Hey, Kiddo. Missed ya.” He twirled you around and kissed your cheek.

“Happy st valentine’s day.” Len grumbled in the background and Mick smirked. He loved to mess with Cold, it’s obvious he’s jealous of girls liking him best.

Mick let you go and you hugged Mark. The weather wizard hugged you back and gave you two kisses on the cheek.

“Hey Mark, I meet another you in other universe!”

“Really? How was he like?”

“An ass*ole, but-”

“Nothing new then” Said The new Trickster.

“He used weather pick-up lines! It was so cute”

“I know some of these.” He said.

“Tell me!”

“A-” As Mardon was to say his pick up line, Len and Mick both put their hand over the wizard’s mouth, silencing him.

“Too dirty for you” They said.

“owww” You pouted. Then you saw the newest Cap. Boomerang, you came up to him stuck your hand for a shake.

“Hi, I think we haven’t meet. I’m (y/n) (l/n). Nice to meet you.”

“Owen Mercer” He shacked your hand in a amicable greeting.

“You’re good people.” Said McCulloch.

“No, we aren’t”

////*\\

After eating pizza and playing poker ( and winning) against the Rogues you had to leave.

“Are you sure (n/n)? You could stay. I’ll work better with a pretty face around!” Winked Axel. Mark whacked him on his head and hugged you.

“ I hope you come over soon.  We can go and create storms together again.”

“I can’t wait.! I just have to find the Distortionist and kick his ass”

“Be safe. Oh and Happy St Valentines day” Said the weather wizard as he kissed you softly. The lighting from his eyes gave you goosebumps and tickled your cheeks.

“Out of the way, lighting” Came Micks rough voice. He pushed Mardon away and kissed you harshly.

“If you don’t come back soon, I’ll cross dimensions and I will kidnap you.”

“haha” You laughed, but you knew he was totally serious.

McCulloch took advantage of your distraction and stole a kiss from you.

“I hope we can see you soon” Evan’s crooked smile started to seem cute to you.

Len smiled at you, cradled you face and kissed you passionately.

His heart had been cold since childhood, turned even colder after Lisa’s … But you, oh, you made him feel like he belonged.

Even though he never was going to say it.

“See you soon, (y/n).” Everyone waved at you as Evan took you via Mirror maze towards Gotham streets.

“Are you sure you want me to let you here?”

“Yes, don’t worry. I know my way around.”

After saying goodbye you started walking towards your destination.

Wayne Manor.

////*\\

You knocked at the door.

Alfred opened the door to see you soaked and freezing.

“Miss (y/n)! What are you doing here? Oh my goodness, come in ,come in.”

You entered the manor and Alfred went to get you a towel and a hot drink when Dick came down.

“(y/n)!!!” He tackled you in a hug. Oh god, he is still the same as always

“Why did you took so long to come back??” He pouted.

“Well, at least I’m here.”

“Your right. Wait till I tell everyone!”

“Dick, no!”

“DAMIII! (Y/N) IS BACK!!!”

“TIMMY (Y/N) IS BACK!!”

“JAY!!! (y/n) IS BAAACK!!”

“BRUCE!!!”

“I heard you Dick, hell. I think everyone in this damn world heard you.”

Bruce gave you a hug and a kiss. And the you were tackled by a pile of Robins.

“(Y/n)! WHERE THE HECK WERE YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL-I MEAN TEACH A LESSON??” Jason shouted hugging you close.

“ARE YOU OKAY, (Y/N)?? YOU HAD ME SOO WORRIED WHEN YOU DIDN’T COME BACK AFTER A MONTH! WHO DO I HAVE TO HACK??” Tim said, burying his face in your neck.

“I’LL KILL THEM! DID THEY HURT YOU???” Damian said, his face buried in your chest.

“Relax guys! I’m fine. I just came here to see you and grab some clean clothes before returning. You know who I get when it’s Valentines day.”

“OH RIGHT! We have a present for you!” Tim said.

He came to you, a black box in hand.

“We made these ourselves.”

Inside there were 6 brazalets, one blue with a bird for Nightwing, one red with a gun and a helmet for Red hood, one burgundy with a feather and red robin’s symbol and one green with an R and a katana for Robin.

1of them was black with your name engraved and a bat charm, obviously for Batman. One Grey and Black, simple and sophisticated for Alfred.

Your eyes clouded with happy tears, as they fell you found yourself in a group hug. Even Bruce and Alfred were in it.

It was beautiful until Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash and Aquaman came out of nowere.

“HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, (Y/N)!!”

“ WE GOT YOU CAKE!” Said Flash.

“AND DRINKS!” Said Hal.

“Way to ruin a moment guys.” You Smiled. Maybe going back to prime dimension could wait.

BONUS:

“How did you find out (y/n) was here?” Bruce asked Clark.

“Erm, uh, n-no one” Clark said.

“DICK!!!” Bruce yelled.

And Dick flied, we flied like never had fled before.

The end.


(Prompst still open!)

anonymous asked:

Why do you think Batman is the only superhero that gets picked on for doing what pretty much every superhero does? He dresses up in a cool outfit, he stops crime, he helps people, and yet everyone attacks him for it. These are basic traits of all superheroes, and yet when everyone else does them, it's perfectly fine (especially Nightwing, who is basically a discount Batman but is almost universally loved). Why is that?

Once you account for popularity, I seriously doubt Batman is the most derided superhero. Hell, Bruce isn’t the most derided version of Batman, that would probably go to Jean Paul Valley. I’d be honestly surprised if Dick or Terry are anywhere near as unpopular as Jean Paul. (And, if you just had to google “Jean Paul Valley,” to figure out who I’m talking about… I’m sorry.)

Batman’s simply one of the most prominent comic book superheros out there. Which means, if someone’s looking to slap comics around, he’s right up there with characters like Superman and Spider-Man.

If you account for that, there are a host of characters that (deservedly) take far more flak than Bats. For someone unfamiliar with comics, characters like Grifter, Spawn, or Barb Wire are far less likely to be singled out. Even then, in part thanks to South Park, I’d kind of expect Aquaman to be the favorite superhero punching bag, because, “he’s Aquaman; he can talk to fish.” At the same time you won’t see anyone going after Fathom because, “who the snot is Fathom?”

But, so long as we live in a world where Grifter doesn’t have a live action film, the odds that someone unfamiliar with comics will mock him are pretty low.

As for the underlying question, why do superhero comics get mocked? Because the setup is actually kinda goofy. The have a place, and value as entertainment. Some examples are right up there among the best lit of the 20th century. (If you’re wondering, I’m thinking specifically of Watchmen.) There is a degree of absurdity baked into the core of the genre. It also predates comic book superheroes, and is there with the pulp characters like Doc Savage or The Shadow. Some of the best superhero stories address that head on. Either as deliberate commentary, or as parody. But, we are talking about a guy that dresses up as a bat, and terrorizes people because: “MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!” It’s not hard to see why someone might find the premise a bit amusing.

-Starke

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A lot of people associate Greed with all these dark/edgy things and songs, which is all cool, but I’m over here like “the song TGIF by Katy Perry pretty fairly describes a party he once had” and he can only fake not liking someone for a short period of time bc he wouldn’t know subtlety if it hit him in the head like a cow chimera with a hammer

anonymous asked:

How the hell did you find all those fossils??? That's amazing!! Seriously is there a trick or technique or???? That's too many to just be luck! That's so cool!!!

Will answer this and the other anon’s question about where together!

I live in Southern MD, and there are cliff formations nearby full of Miocene fossils, here’s a good website all about the Calvert Cliffs and some of the beaches you can collect from. You can’t actually dig in the cliffs, so the fossils you can find have been eroded out and washed up on beaches.

My favorite spot is Flag Ponds, for sentimental reasons and it’s just a pretty spot in general. I think you can find bigger stuff at Calvert Cliffs easier but it’s a tiny beach. 

Usually I just walk along the shore and pay attention. Shark teeth are pretty obvious and that’s what everyone’s looking for, though lots of people have come up to ask me what I’ve found and what they look like so they can look. Ray teeth are easiest for me to spot because of their rectangular shape. 

I pick up pretty much anything that’s black, some of the time it’s a soggy piece of wood but I’m pretty good at spotting those vs fossils by now. Lots of bending down picking up stuff. Having worked with lots of bones I am familiar with common textures and shapes so I can identify if something is a bone fragment or a rock (though if I’m really unsure, it goes in the “maybe” pocket for a later look). 

Some serious fossil hunters have fancy scoops and sifters and will dig out lots of shell debris and sort through it. Personally I think I find better stuff if I’m casual about it, picking up what the waves offer me. Some of the best things I’ve found I just stumble upon when I’m not looking very hard. Yesterday I decided I wanted to make a scoop so I duct taped a kitchen spider strainer to a pole and used that. It was pretty helpful to grab things from the surf since the water was cold and I had boots on (sometime I’ll get waders), but I hardly had to use it. There were so many fossils yesterday. 

Knowing what the tides are like is also helpful. Exposed tidelines of shell debris are rich with fossils at low tide. Recent storms will aid in freeing fossils from the cliffs. Winter seems to be a good time because the water level is low. 

My Thoughts on Magnificent 7 *Contains Spoilers*
  • First of all, I love the plot of the film. The opening got me hooked and I loved how dramatic the opening title scene was especially after the huge emotional and dramatic scene before it. 
  • Love how Sam just kills a bunch of people with his gun and doesn’t give a fuck at all. Like he’s done this so many times it’s like just another day’s work. 
  • I love and am also irritated by how Faraday pushes his luck. Like he gets himself into so many risky situations, it’s hilarious and pretty cool how confident his character is and he’s one of my favorites hands down but seriously dude why are you cocky! His skills are just super underestimated I suppose and that adds like a whole new layer to him that’s fucking awesome! 
  • Just all the action in the movie is fucking awesome like seriously I saw this movie with my college friends (the school had a program where we could go see it for free so those of us that weren’t busy went) and it was so awesome we were all cheering and clapping and stuff during the Rose Creek battle when something epic happened and it made me love this film even more!

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So I’m being called gross for having a poliamorous pansexual ship, told that thinking someone is bi, pan or fluid is homophobic just because, and told to havea “smidgen” of empathy when dealing with “exclusively gay” people from someone who knows exactly nothing about my sex life or gender identity whatsoever other than I identify as a poli lesbian.

You can say homonormativity isn’t a thing as many times as you like but it’d be nice if you gave some arguments. I’m literally just talking about my personal experience and being told it’s not valid because I’m not “exclusively gay”.

Read more feminist lesbian stuff it’s good

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It’s Valentine’s Day here already and I just wanna say that I love Ghostbusters. I love Patty, I love Holtz, I love Erin and I love Abby. They’re so cute, so adorable. And freaking badass!?! OMG. I just saw that something was going on and I don’t really wanna get into that too much because there are probably enough opinions out there right now. I just wanna say, I seriously love each and every character and every ship is super valid and super cool!

Let’s just take a break for now, or something? Everyone is too upset and talking like this isn’t going to get us anywhere!

However, I do want to say that I genuinely love all of the ships and I hope everyone can at least respect them as well. I’ve made some tagging errors in the past as well, and even though it seems like a small error, it can be pretty crappy for someone else. We should all try to keep the tags to a minimum :) Like just tag the ship it’s actually about and the characters in that ship. That would be awesome!

Okay! That’s it! I hope everyone has the best day ever!!

P.s: I am going to tag all the ships in this post because it’s super general and I want to address everyone. However, kindly let me know if you have a problem with that and I’ll change it right away 😊

vixrotre  asked:

Master Suite Stuff~

Master Suite Stuff: What do you look for in a significant other?
Okay so I’m still kinda young and I’m really awkward and pretty ugly so I don’t really think about this too much but I guess it’d be nice if they are human but I’m not one to judge too much.

Okay but in all seriousness as long as they can make me laugh and they can deal with me talking about sims and me being worried about social situations all the time that would be cool.

So in a moment of weakness I bought the two available Rick & Morty comics (which proved, despite my worries, to be an excellent choice). 

And I was reading along through issue 2, which sees Rick and Morty (that’s C-132 Rick and Morty) sentenced to imprisonment in the “Clackspire Labyrinth.” 

But it’s cool, because Rick built the place back in the day, and squirreled away all kinds of secret panels for whatever he might need if he got trapped there. Y’know 

Clothes

Liquor

And…

Whatever these

Are? No doubt something super sciencey. I mean. 

Wait

RICK SANCHEZ, DID YOU BUILD YOURSELF A SECRET EMERGENCY COMPARTMENT OF SPACE DILDOS