but im so broke not even kidding

i really hope i do this justice because this is top quality hc that im living for

•soda is having the best time, like this kid is so happy

•DARRY PULLIN SOME WILD SHIT AND JUMPING ON A TABLE OR SOMETHING

•steve and soda with their arms across each others shoulders singing

•dallas flirting with girls (or with johnny, your choice)

•something in that bar is getting broken and my bet is that its two-bit who broke it

•pony’s just chillin, like he will sing but he’s not being crazy

•i feel like even though this is way out of johnny’s comfort zone he’d be so happy like, everyone he cares about is having a good time and he just feels so happy and relaxed :,-)

•can you just imagine two-bit dancing to darry singing, this boy is dancing like its the biggest bop of the century

•just about every girl in there is swooning over soda

•dallas is in a surprisingly good mood like wow the kid is happy

•so. much. elvis.

•they don’t leave til closing time

•when they’re walking home, they’re still in a good mood, they’re doing all these flips and shit, screaming, all that jazz

•it’s just a good night that they deserve

anonymous asked:

"jungkook what happened to your neck?!" his ears flush red with a bright smile on his face "oh, jimin sat on me and his butt broke it"

OMG HAHAHA FUCK DONT TO THIS TO ME THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH BECAUSE JEON WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT HAHAAHAHAH WHIT HIS SIGNATURE PERVY FACE

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

and jimin would be blushing so much can you imagine????
“jungkook omg shut up!!!”
“What? it’s not like it’s a secret im an ass man….”
“omfg”

No more sad songs (2/2)

pairing: steve rogers x reader

Plot: Steve and the reader talk about why he broke up with her and asks for a second chance

a/n i couldn’t help it but i had to write a happy ending

Originally posted by irishkhaleesi26

Originally posted by leohearts

You couldn’t believe this was happening. Nine months after your breakup Steve shows up out of the blue and want to talk to you. You reluctantly agree and step aside so he could come inside. After a few minutes of awkward silence you decided to break the silence “why are you here?”

“Your friends called” you instantly rolled your eyes, of course your friends called him.

“I’m going to stop you right there” you glared at him when you interrupted. “If you’re here out of pity please get the fuck out of my apartment. I don’t need your pity.”

“I’m not here out of pity, I’m here because I wanted to say I made a mistake. When your friends called me and told me what was going on with you it broke my heart because I know I was the one who broke you.” Steve apologized. “I especially felt horrible because I’m still in love with you and I purposely hurt you. I know I you’ll probably say no but I was wondering if maybe you’d give me a second chance?”

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[Rebirth Superfam Meta or Superman is dead and was replaced by a lookalike - a conspiracy theory by me]

Hello guys! I’m back with another dose of BITTERNESS towards Rebirth.

By this point I’ve come to the conclusion that it isn’t bad writing, it is actually how DC wants Rebirth Superman to be like: a lesser version of all of his former self. I’m so pissed I can’t even organise a proper post so please just bear with me this is more of a venting post don’t like don’t read. 

For the love of Rao just save Jon from all this, bring back N52 Superman, let this Clark have a chance to be a proper dad to him because he obviously doesn’t remember how to be Superman and a dad at the same time.

This is how preN52 Clark handled Chris wanting to fight alongside with him:

This is how Rebirth Clark handles Jon:

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anonymous asked:

Could I get Fell! Gaster relationship headcanons? maybe post-pacifist?

Hell yes you may! Im in a pretty chipper mood so excuse the length. ~Mod Tati

Fell! Gaster

If you told people that you broke through this bag of bones’ Great Wall of China-like defenses against feelings you’d be asked if you were Genghis Kahn re-incarnate. 

No I am not kidding it took you close to a year to get him to acknowledge that he may have even the slightest feelings for you. And when he finally did you didn’t see him for like a week. Sans later informs you that he has locked himself in his lab testing himself trying to figure out if you had somehow used magic on him.

After the initial denial he’ll kinda keep you at arms length in public just to keep his image up but behind closed doors the poor man adores you almost as much as he loves science. Once he gets over this he basically will butt into any conversation he overhears about you to make sure no one is talking shit about his human

Dates, unless planned as a surprise, are usually three options. A night in, a night out, or dinner.

If you choose A Night In:
-Cuddles and TV will be had.
-Music will be played(most likely classical but with you he’s willing to try something new)
-You take turns making dinner depending on who has the most energy left after work.

If you choose A Night Out:
-He may take you to the opera so make sure to have a classy dress/suit handy at all times.
-If not the opera, he likes taking you to art galleries and museums so you can explain to him why humans like making giant buildings dedicated to things even older than he is.
-He will insist on paying for everything, please don’t try to convince him not to because he will feed your purse/wallet to one of his blasters.

If you choose Dinner:
-He’ll try to figure out what your favorite food is by memorizing everything you’ve eaten around him.
-He will let you drag him to Grillby’s but be prepared for Sans making so. many. bone zone jokes. Try to keep father and son from lunging at each others necks, Grilbz would like to keep his bar intact.
-Surprise him with a home cooked dinner and he will blush a very cute shade of purple before insisting that he doesn’t deserve you.

tuck everlasting highschool au

winnie: is always the person in question when upperclassmen say things like “god the freshman are all fuckin rats…minus one” and is always willing to share her gum

hugo: that kid who u have maybe said all of two words to since u started going to school with him but he’s sat next to u in basically every class and he always makes sure to write his answers on his test big so u can copy

jesse: that weird kid who had to retake a year bc he said it was the ultimate prank to write the lyrics to never gonna give u up on all his finals and he’s the guy who always shouts out joke answers and before each test says “if someone dies we all pass who’s taking one for the team lol”

miles: that guy who’s been in his emo phase since freshman year and everyone thinks he is really hot and edgy even tho he cried when one direction basically broke up

srry i cant put this under a read more bcuz mobile but i need to go on a depression rant

foreword: this isnt abt my technical family its abt my? found family i guess? whose house i had to move out of today

im fucking dying and dead i feel like . just so fuckin sad ? literally my chest hurts. and its fucking awful because i knoe im not tje only one hurting like this. my dad gave me a letter right before i moved out (which is the exaxt same thing someonr else who he reminds me of in 37373 ways did the last time i saw him) and in it he just said. so much. and he called me his own kid and idk hes done that before but it felt like a joke but he made a point to do it so many times in the letter and even signed it off as “your dad” in english which just. fucking. broke me. he also said shit thats spookily close to things that have resonated with me deeply in the past like lyrics or things other ppl have said to me and its just like. how did he know? how did he fuckin know.

ive met a handful of ppl tht i can count on 1 hand that ive felt like i was just supposed to know and similar things have happened but never to this extreme. i feel like planets have aligned to make sure i moved across the globe to get to meet these people. but it was fucking over in a blink of an eye and i dont think the affect they had on me & my self esteem will ever go away but im so sad because its over. i will never be in that part of my life again. its not even super realistic to say ill see them again more than once or twice. in june i move back to america and after that it’ll take a miracle to get back here again. but good fucking god thats all i want. i just want a little more time, literally just 1 more day to spend with them. ive never fucking felt like this before, not to this extreme. ive never felt so affected by other people and ive never felt so cared for by other people and ive never wanted more to be with other people

letstrianglechip  asked:

Zyrz ruz runxru (I thought I broke my phone for a bit) I dont but it seems that I HAVE SHIPPED YOU AND BEA--- H2O WAY HARDER (did that even make sense?!?!) im kidding.. IVE ALWAYS SHIPPED YOU GUYS HARD...... (it sounds so weird to type HARD A lot of times) You both are bootiful hoomans (ive met h2o in real life before not del but.. your lover)

Oh god, someone is fangirling in the distance xD

Yeah I know you two met uvu I wish I could meet you guys, I mean, I had a chance to go to USA and visit my relatives there (Washington state i think it is not quite sure, but I know I have a lot of them in California) but I can’t cause of the familiy issues;;

Imagine if this just..

Harry: oh my god I think my water just broke.

Louis: harry–

Harry: IM LITERALLY HAVING THIS CHILD AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS STAND THERE AND SAY HARRY

Louis: Harry you know its not possib–

Harry: dont you even say it.

Louis: Harry there is no way you’re going to have a child come out of your dick.

Harry: Well it sure isn’t coming out of my ass.

Zayn: The fuck is going on here?

Louis: Harry thinks I got him pregnant so he thinks his water just broke and he also thinks he’s about to have a kid out of his dick that’s what’s going on zayn.

Zayn: Nevermind. *Puts hands up in
surrender and leaves*

Newt Scamander as a dad include...

• Introducing a little you to his cutest-magical-fantastic beasts, and make you touch or may be patting every single one of them

• You helped him feeding the beasts, or even ride them if Newt aren’t around.

• Sometimes you just turn into a jerk that really, really likes to make fun of them and bother them till they’re furiously chasing you, and you’re absolutely messed everything up.

• if it happened, Newt is the only one who fixed everything, and calmed the beasts, while you sit behind him and wait him to cleaned up the mess you made

• He patted your hair and just gave you a little yet tired smile, not wanting to be angry.

• “Just say sorry and be nice to them, alright? They’re only beasts, and i’m sorry if any of them makes you upset. I just wanted you to know, that they just really have no idea of what they doing. I’m just… I’m sorry, don’t be cruel to them, honey. Be kind to everyone, don’t hurt them. They got a feelings just like us. Alright, sweetie? You’re a good girl, i know you will do better next time.”

• You gave him the muggle things like bands stuff to him, and he would be so happy to accept that.

• “Honey, what do you think about we make a song cover for this muggle band called oasis? I think it will be really good for us to sing, and the beasts will played the instrument. Hows that sound?”

• He will let you borrowed his suitcase and go wherever you want

• And he will let your friends played with the beasts

• Him will tearing up when you said you already got a boyfriend

• “Merlin’s beard, if you hurt her, i swear i will turn you into one of them (the beasts)”

• “Please take care of my daughter, she loved you as much as i love her. I beg you.”

• A so-sensitive-type of dad that tearing up whenever you go hanging out with your boyfriend and leave him alone with the beasts.

• “Merlin’s beard, she’s a big girl now… Is it legal if i turn her into a toodler again?”

• Try not to worried when you didn’t go home on time, but always think of go out and searching for you. But then he remembered you got a boyfriend who loved you, so he just go back into the house.

• “If you got married with him, would you still love me as much as you do when you’re little?”

• But he appreciates everything you do, and always be happy for you.


oK IM TRIGGERED RN WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHHAA IM SORRY IM STRESSED WITH ECONOMY. LIKE, DEWD, I DON’T EVEN HAVE MONEY RN IM SO DAMN BROKE. AND YOU WANT ME TO LEARN THE FINANCIAL CONDITION OF THE COUNTRY? WELL, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! BC NOW, I LEGIT REFUSE IT, IT IS NOT IMPORTANT AS WELL, REALLY USELESS TO LEARN THAT SHIT.

No, just kidding, i need to pass.

Closed RP with Hamilsin

John read over the texts again and again, eyes dry and puffy.

[msg from Alex] I can’t do anything, John. She’s my wife. You know as well as I do that if I hadn’t married her I would have gotten my ass shipped back to the Caribbean.

[msg to Alex] You’ve been seeing me a hell of a lot longer than you’ve been seeing her. For christ’s sake, you used to tell me that you didn’t even like girls. Now you’ve got two kids.

[msg from Alex] She thinks I’m straight, John. And she’s going to keep thinking it. I can’t leave her, my ass will be broke. Please don’t be so difficult about this.

[msg to Alex] Difficult? You’re leaving me after nearly a fucking DECADE together and you think IM being difficult here?


Alex hadn’t responded since then, leaving John to wallow in his own self pity.

Divorced with Kids

Niall: When you and NIall signed the papers you couldn’t believe it, your marriage got to his point where you two couldn’t stand each other, but that wasn’t the case, Niall wanted out. He wanted to feel 21 again going out, with no one to worry about to have fun. But you knew that you that wasn’t your life anymore; you had responsibilities and that was your children. The 3 of them, Iris, Nick, and Andy the youngest of the 3. It was Niall’s weekend and the kids were excited to see their father and you were happy as well, they missed their father. You pulled up to his house and helped the kids with their bags. They were all lined up as you closed the trunk, 

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GOT7 as things that happened at my graduation
  • Mark: said shut up under their breath every time anyone made a speech
  • Jaebum: teared up when they accidentally broke their rose
  • Jackson: screamed "THATS MY BEST FRIEND" from their seat every time someone they spoke all of one time to went on stage
  • Jinyoung: brought air horns and used them when their kids name was called even when the school said not too
  • Youngjae: sang so beautifully they made a bunch of people get emotional
  • Bambam: dabbed on stage after getting their diploma
  • Yugyeom: threw their water bottle twenty feet in the air instead of their cap

“PRINCE CHARMING”

Summary: Jaebum and a kid arguing over you

Category: Fluff

“Y/N-ah!”, a tall handsome figure called out to you while waving his hand, the blazing sun made his hair appear crimson red. As he started walking towards you, he adjusted his cap to hide his face to avoid any encounter with paparazzi. You could feel your face heating as he neared you, when he was only meters away from you, he took off his earphones and placed them inside his clutch bag, “I’ve missed you.”, he said as he trapped you in a warm embrace.

“I miss you too Jaebum-ah.”, you replied by hugging him tighter. Since he was an idol, it was nearly impossible to meet up regularly because of his schedule and also because of the demands of your job as a kindergarten teacher. He was busy with dance practice and tours while you were busy taking care of kids and teaching them lots of stuff. As you drowned into the hug, you could feel that Jaebum has lost weight, “Have you been eating well?”

He released you and nodded, “Yeah, but I need to lose some weight on my thighs.”

“No, you don’t. You already look so damn fine.”, you praised him making his face draw a proud grin, “Whoever told you to lose weight definitely needs to get their eyes checked.”

“Alright jagi, I won’t lose anymore weight.”, he said giving you another hug, “You changed your hairstyle?”, he asked trying to change the subject of the discussion.

You squirmed out of the hug and you took his hand in yours, “Would you mind waiting a bit? Some of the kids parents’ haven’t fetched them yet.”, he gave a quick nod, you two walked hand-in-hand into the kindergarten classroom. As soon as you entered the doors, children rushed towards your direction.

“Teacher! Teacher! Minho-goon pulled my hair!”

“Teacher! I want to go to the bathroom!”

“Teacher! Teacher! Look I drew an elephant!”

“I want a lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop!”

You could see a knot starting to form on Jaebum’s forehead, he relatively likes kids, but he does not like it when they make too much noise. You felt sorry that he gave up his day off to be with you and relax, but here he was in a room full of rowdy children, “Okay, children. Please behave we have a visitor today, his name is Jaebummie.”, he nudged you on the side with the funny introduction you gave him, “You should call him ‘Oppa’ or ‘Hyung’.”

“Is he the prince charming you were talking about?”, one of your students asked making your face flush a bright red color.

“Prince charming?”, Jaebum asked flashing you one of his charismatic smiles.

Embarrassed, you asked the children to play with some toys while waiting for their parents. With your back turned, you could feel Jaebum stare and you prepared yourself for the teasing he was about to give, “Okay…”

“So, i’m your prince charming?”, he teased with a big smile that made his eyes appear like lines, “So, what else do you call me in front of your students?”

“I..i’m going to get my stuff! Please watch over the children!”, you stumble your way to the back room feeling embarrassed with Jaebum’s teasing.

As he watched your figure walk away, he didn’t notice that some of the kids were by his feet staring at him, “What is it?”

“Why are you wearing earrings? Are you a girl?”

“No, i’m not a girl.”, he said making the most innocent face possible, with his eyes wide-open and a soft smile, “Uhh..Y/N-ah gave them as a present and I don’t her to cry, that’s why I wear them.”

“Can I touch them?”, one of the little girls asked reaching out to Jaebum, he immediately obliged and went down on his knees to be on eye-to-eye level with the kid, “They’re pretty.”

“Ah..pretty like teacher?”, he asked and the kid nodded in agreement, “Good girl, i’m going to give you a reward the next time I come over for being a good girl.”

She jumped with joy and bragged about it with her other classmates, “Teacher’s prince charming is going to give me a reward! Yehey!”

Though they were noisy, Jaebum was still smiling because of the love that your students have for you, his good mood was then interrupted by a small boy, “I am Teacher’s prince charming not him! He looks like a grandpa.”

“Grandpa?”, he hissed obviously pissed with the boys’ comment, but he realized how immature it is to lose his temper with a kid.

“She promised me that we’ll get married someday!”, the boy protested making Jaebum more and more irritated, “She told me that I am the most handsome boy in the world, and that she really really loves me.”

All his composure and dignity withered away when something in him snapped, “She can’t marry you because she’s in love with me.”

“She’s not! She’s in love with me.”, they kept going back and forth like little children, well technically Jaebum argued with him like a child would do.

“No, she’s in love with me. She only tells you she loves you because you’re her student.”

“You grandpa! You don’t know what you’re saying.”

The word 'grandpa’ didn’t have a nice ring on Jaebum’s ear, “She’s in love with me and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“IM JAEBUM!”, you exclaimed, your jaw hanged open with the sight of Jaebum arguing with a child. The boy immediately ran up to you and hid behind your back as he started bawling his eyes out.

“Waaaaaaaaaa!!!! Teacher he..he..said..that you don’t…love me!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!”

“Ahh…Joon-goon there, there. Stop crying now. You know Teacher loves you a lot right?”, you patted his head to soothe him from crying.

“You heard that you grandpa! Teacher loves me and i’m her Prince Charming!”, the kid shouted and then he stuck his tongue out to tease Jaebum even more.

Something in Jaebum snapped and he couldn’t longer control the words coming out of his mouth, “How can you be her Prince Charming when you’re not the one making her scream in pleasure every night? Your name’s not the one she speaks of when she’s begging for more! I am the only who can make love to her all night long 'till she can’t even walk the next day!”

“IM JAEBUM!!!”, you exclaimed once again, louder than the way you called him the first time. You covered your students’ ear and gave him a what-the-hell look making him sit on the corner of the room. You didn’t spare him a glance as you waited for the parents to arrive, you pretended you were angry at him but in reality you thought it was cute. It was a rarity to see Jaebum blow a fuse over a kids’ possessiveness, it was cute when you saw him argue back and forth with the kid.

As soon as you two were alone, he stood up and walked towards you, “Jagi, i’m really sorry.”, you could feel the guilt in his voice. You had your arms crossed and just glared at him for some moments, but you soon broke into laughter, “What’s the matter?”

“I can’t believe you fought with a kid.”, you said still laughing at Jaebum’s cuteness, “And you even said Rated-R things to win your argument.”

“He called me a grandpa.”, he protested, “And he said that the both of you are getting married and stuff.”

Your laughter soon turned into a smile, “You’re so cute Im Jaebum.”

“I am not cute.”

“Yes, you are. Arguing with a kid and all.”, you slowly wrap your arms around his neck, reducing the distance between the two of you, “There’s no use arguing with a kid or anyone else, you know for sure that you’re my one and only Prince Charming.”

He locked eyes with you before going in for a deep kiss, “And you are my Princess.”

i trusted you with everything
i told you all of my fucking secrets and my fears and the things that keep me up at night and the reason i push people away and the reason i am how i am and why i do what i do
i am not kidding i mean
E V E R Y T H I N G

i told why im scared i won’t make it past age 26 and ive never told anyone that before and i told you why i hate drugs and i even made you promise you would quit them and you did but you broke that and so i broke you because no one fucking hurts me unless it’s myself

you know me better than i know myself and you know why i feel so safe crying on the cold bathroom floor all alone and why i find comfort in the way my eyes turn green when i cry because it reminds me of my father and you know you know you know

but you just don’t care

—  a.a. // why do i is the real question