but if you want to play that card

Just we’re clear here, in yugioh duel links you can play as:

  • Yugi Moutou’s alter ego, who is the semi-evil ghost of an egyptian Pharoh
  • Seto Kaiba, teen CEO of Kaiba Corp
  • Local best freind Joey Wheeler
  • Tea Gardner, who didn’t even play the card game in the manga
  • Mai Valentine, who cheated throughout most of her career but slightly less than everyone else
  • Weevil Underwood, who literally threw your best cards into the ocean
  • Mako Tsunami, who wants to fuck the ocean or something
  • Rex Raptor………… he has dinosaurs
  • Bandit Keith, who cheated slightly more than Mai Valentine
  • Odion, who dueled like once because his boss told him to
  • Ishizu Ishtar, who went through most of this because her brother makes bad decisions
  • Pegasus, who literally created the card game

People you cannot play as in yugioh duel links

  • Yugi Moutou, the protagonist of yugioh
Bless the beasts and bonnacons

…who have been all over Tumblr squealing and gloating in people’s inboxes about the upcoming CY nups. “Haha!  They are for sure endgame now! Nannynannybooboo!”

Dudes. Rumbelle have been married for almost three seasons now, and for every minute of that time, most of you guys have been shrieking and gloating that they are not “endgame” or that they shouldn’t be. “Rumple has to die!” “Belle deserves a twuly good man, such as a dead serial killer!” “He/she is so abusive!” 

Guess what? You can’t now play the sanctity of marriage card. Engagement/marriage doesn’t make your couple any less of a codependent and, yes, abusive mess (exhibit A: one party attempting suicide to get the other’s attention). And people are going to keep talking about it, hoping that Emma comes to her senses, and if they want to, hoping that she will wake up to her real feelings for Regina.

You’re like the bigots who spent the eight years of the Obama presidency wailing and whinging and now are suddenly claiming the president must be respected. Ain’t gonna happen.  :-)

Coda: A note about timing

CY have been dating for somewhere in the neighborhood of five months (10 days in 4A, 6 week gap, 3 weeks in 4B, 6 weeks in Camelot, a week back in SB, sometime in the underworld, and maybe a week and a half in SB). They moved in together during 6.5, or no more than five days before the midseason finale. Their “courtship” (for lack of a better word) covered, generously two and a half weeks if you count Neverland. And of course the whole relationship is based on lies, codependence, and manipulation, and has been punctuated by murder attempts, emotional abuse, and lots more lies.

I’ve seen claims  that neither Rumbelle nor Snowing knew each other that long before they got married, either. But let’s look at the time line.

Rumbelle’s first weeks at the DC were when Marian was visibly but not overwhelmingly pregnant with Roland. He’s still four in early S3, about 6 months after the curse break, so Rumbelle met  roughly four years pre Curse. And per 3B, Belle was still at the DC when Snowing met. She has to have left almost immediately after that, because Rumple thinks she’s dead when he has Charming put the TL egg in Mal just before Snowing get engaged, and we know that was only about two months later.

Yes, Snowing got engaged about two months after they met. (of course neither of them tried to murder the other or their families.) Charming sent the pigeon to Snow about a month after they met, which led to the whole series of S1 events with the queen on a very condensed basis. 

But how long were they engaged? They conducted a war against Regina, beat her, and put her on trial before their wedding. 

When Hook shows up in Belle’s cell the day before the curse, we see the hashmarks on the wall indicating that she’s been there years. (I think someone counted and it works out to two and a half years but I can’t find the source.) In any case we know that Snowing’s official wedding was about eight months before the curse (Snow got pregnant on her honeymoon per her meeting with Mal in S4 and Emma was born slightly premature). So Belle was captured about two years before their wedding. WE don’t for sure know when in that engagement period they had their secret wedding but my guess is that it can’t be THAT earliy because it’s not a secret that’s easy to keep.

TL;DR: Rumbelle and Snowing both knew each other for between one and a half and two years before marriage.

anonymous asked:

So no one here is talking about how C talked to her fans on Twitter like how wonderful is that. 🤔 #ot5 😒

you can try to play that card with me all you want but i am UNBOTHERED. keep acting like i never posted about her here today or yesterday or the day before, you can TRY

i saw the way she talked to her fans, i was there on twitter reading everything and trying to get an ily from her, stop making drama out of nothing. not here.

I'm sad about the comments section lately

The comments on YouTube in general have been pretty bad for, well forever, but in the past couple of months the comments on Jack’s channel in particular seem to have suddenly changed for the worse.

All of the sudden, I’m seeing way more:

“Jack, why aren’t you playing X?” /“Jack, play this.”

“Legend27” and those ‘keep reading’ or giant emoji copy-pastes

“OMG YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!1! YOU’RE AWFUL.”

“Please check out my channel.”/“Anyone want to sub for sub?”

“Say hi to me.”

And even gift card or contest spam.


I don’t know why, but recently there’s far less meaningful discussion about the videos, far fewer suggestions or constructive criticism without name-calling and yelling, and just generally less 'real’ interactivity. Don’t get me wrong, those good types of comments are definitely still there, it just seems like they’re no longer the majority.

Idk if it’s because the channel is bigger, because the view structure is changing, or because there’s some other demographic change on the channel. Maybe a lot of the in-depth commenter s have migrated here or just given up on the YouTube comment system altogether.

No matter the cause, it still saddens me to see the JSE comments lose some of that community vibe, become a less valuable place for real conversation and review of videos, or just (as bad as this sounds) become like 'the rest’ of YouTube where comments are a junk pit and both viewers and creators end up leaving them. Jack has always made a big effort to interact as much as humanly possible on all platforms, so I can’t see him abandoning the comments section unless there’s some massive and dramatic reason he has to. Still, I don’t want us as a community to give up on it or see it die. I hope this is just a trend I’m seeing, but if not, I hope we can work to make it better.

  • [Yuuri Katsuki, Victor Nikiforov and Yuri Plisetsky are watching a movie together. There is a knock at the door.]:
  • Victor: Yurio, do you mind getting the door? I think Yuuri is asleep and I don't want to disturb him.
  • Yurio: yeah, whatever. *leaves room to open door*
  • Otabek: *begins playing Christmas music.* shhh *holds up card that says "tell them it's carolers"*
  • Victor: who is it?
  • Yurio: carol singers.
  • Victor: oh. Okay.
  • Otabek: *flips card* it reads: with any luck, next year I'll be the Grand Prix champion.
  • *flips card*: you'll be 16
  • *flips card*: and maybe your dads will let you date
  • *flips card*: but for now, let me say
  • *flips card*: without any hopes or agenda
  • *flips card*: because it's Christmas
  • *flips card*: (and on Christmas you tell the truth)
  • *flips card*: to me, you are perfect
  • *flips card*: and I will love you
  • *flips card*: until we both retire
  • *flips card*: merry Christmas.
  • Yurio: *smiles*
  • Otabek: *begins to walk away.*
  • Yurio: wait! *runs after him*
  • Otabek: *stops*
  • Yurio: *kisses his cheek* by the way, we don't celebrate Christmas until after the new year.
  • Otabek: oh.
  • Yurio: also my dads are watching that movie right now so they totally know what's going on.
  • Otabek: right. My bad.
  • Yurio: why don't you come inside?
Giveaway - Enter to win Vintage Glamour Stuff!

GIVEAWAY IS OVER

Okay, so I’ll do this (TS4 Vintage Glamour) gifting cuz what do I have to lose! (except 10 dollars). I wanna try this out and see what this giveaway deal is all about. Plus this gave me a reason to play in photoshop and make a stupid Christmas card of the new stuff pack cover, lol (credits to måns-grebäck for fonts and all).

Rules:

  • You must reblog this post (doesn’t matter how many times since only one entry matters)
  • You must like this post
  • All this must happen during 1st of December to 6th of December
  • Attention (if it wasn’t clear already) you must have an origin ID because this is a digital giveaway through origin only.

That’s it. You don’t have to follow me. Unless you want to! I always appreciate support and new sim friends ❤

After the 6th of December is over, I’ll pick the winner (by honest methods) It might take me a while if there are plenty of participants. But if not then easier for me and easier to whoever wants to win a free game XD 

Senior Initiate Kenobi

Hello There! I just wanted to thank everyone for their overwhelming response to my first little bit fun with Ahsoka and Tiny BB! Obi-Wan. (That is totally his name now and no one will convince me otherwise.) I am so, so humbled by all of the lovely comments and tags and reblogs you’ve given me and I cannot thank you all enough!

And now, we return to our previously scheduled Adventures of Ahsoka and Obi-Wan!

And if you have no idea what I’m talking about Part One is right here! And you can find Part Three here!


Was Ahsoka losing her mind?

“I’m sorry. What did you say your name was?” she sputtered in shock.

If it was possible, the boy in front of her looked even more crestfallen than before, his blue eyes darting off to the side as he hunched his shoulders defensively and bowed his head. “My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

Yes. Ahsoka decided she was losing her mind.

Or maybe this a dream? Or a Force vision? Yes! Let’s go with Force vision. But what is the Force trying to tell me?

And why did this tiny version of Master Obi-Wan look so terribly depressed?

“It’s nice to meet you, Obi-Wan,” Ahsoka finally said, returning his bow with one of her own. “Where were you headed in such a rush?”

Obi-Wan seemed startled at her kind words and looked up at her, his wide blue-grey eyes doing that squinting thing Master Obi-Wan’s did whenever Anakin was trying to pull a fast one over him. It was almost comical coming from a child half her age.

Comical and heartbreakingly familiar.

“I was on my way to saber practice with Master Drallig,” Obi-Wan sighed, apparently deciding that Ahsoka was to be trusted. “I’m afraid I shall be late now. Master Drallig will be most displeased with me.”

Saber practice? With Master Drallig? Then that meant…

This is the Temple. I’m in the Temple. On Coruscant. This is a vision of the past. Of Obi-Wan’s past.

But why was the Force showing her this?

“Why don’t I go with you and explain it to him?” Ahsoka offered, a smile on her face. “If it hadn’t been for me, I’m sure you would have been right on time, right?”

Obi-Wan bit his lip and looked off to the side, his hands clasped behind his back as he rocked on his heels. “Ah… well, to be perfectly honest, Master Ahsoka, I am already tardy for my instructions.”

“How late are you?” Ahsoka asked, incapable of believing that Obi-Wan Kenobi could be late to anything, let alone to a class on lightsaber instruction. Anakin, yes, but Obi-Wan? Never!

Obi-Wan frowned. “Class started fifteen minutes ago.”

“Fifteen minutes ago?” Ahsoka echoed, shocked. That did not sound like the Master Obi-Wan she knew. “Why are you already so late?”

And why do you still look so sad?

Pursing his lips, Obi-Wan managed to get out a pained but polite answer. “I was talking with Master Sinube and he can be a bit… loquacious. It would have been terribly rude of me to interrupt him! He is a very wise master and I… eh-hem. And now I am even more late, Master Ahsoka.”

Then Initiate Obi-Wan did the same thing that Master Obi-Wan did when it was clear he was done explaining himself: he pulled his hands from behind his back, set his chin, and nodded solemnly. When she had been younger it had been intimidating at first, then amusing and now, to see the origins of that little head nod on such a small boy, it was positively endearing.

“Well then at least let me go with you to explain my part in this whole mess,” Ahsoka smiled, a soft and affectionate laugh following her statement. “Where is the class being held?”

“In the Northern Solar Room,” Obi-Wan explained, marching forward and his head held high. “And thank you, Master Ahsoka, but you need not impugn your honor on my account. I, alone, am responsible for my actions. I chose to offend Master Drallig’s sense of punctuality and I should pay the price for it.”

Ahsoka shook her head, a feeling of warmth and affection for this tiny version of her master’s master suffusing the Force. “I think my honor can take the hit, Obi-Wan.”

Obi-Wan looked back at her, one eyebrow arched in skepticism. He gave her a long look with those clear blue-grey eyes before he came a conclusion and shook his head. “As you wish, Master Ahsoka.”

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  • [Bum and Sangwoo eating breakfast peacefully]
  • Bum: Uh... can we do something new today? Like... i don't know... going out to a nice quiet place?
  • Sangwoo: ...? But my house IS a nice quiet place already. If you want to do something new then what about playing cards?
  • Bum: [Flashback to the last time he played cards with somebody and got the man killed]
  • Bum: Uuuhh... I don't like card games that much...
  • Sangwoo: Really? Then what about hide and seek?
  • Bum: [flashback to that one time when Sangwoo randomly got back home with a cop and he had to hide from them]
  • Bum: No... I think you don't get it. I want to do something really fun!
  • Sangwoo: Something "really fun" huh...
  • Bum: ...
  • Sangwoo: ThEN whAT ABouT MurDER?!!
  • Bum: SANGWOO NO.

Image Description: A bingo card with ABLEIST BINGO at the top (courtesy of @chronicallyisajennie​  

Under the B:

  • “Have you tried Yoga?”
  • “Everyone can go vegan!”
  • Assigns neurotypical motivations to a neuroatypical person’s behaviors
  • “I think you mean person with Autism”
  • “People have it worse”

Under the I: 

  • Compares acute illness to chronic illness
  • “You take too many medicines!”
  • “You don’t want equality, you want special treatment!”
  • Plays Disability police
  • Uses disability, mental illness, etc, as a metaphor

Under the N:

  • “Big Pharma”
  • “Language changes!" "You’re policing my word choice!”
  • Free Space
  • “Neurotypical? Non-Disabled? Don’t you mean normal?”
  • Accusations of faking

Under the G:

  • “You’re derailing”
  • “You don’t look sick/Disabled!”
  • Uses ableist slurs
  • “I wish I didn’t have to work”
  • “I don’t see disability”

Under the O:

  • “Everyone feels that way sometimes”
  • Special needs/ differently abled/ handicapable
  • “You’re using your disability/mental illness as an excuse”
  • “Exercise!”
  • Pathologizes/medicalizes bigotry
Thankfully some Gods aren't easily offended

Playing a home brew game, the party is investigating a missing person and end up at the library and are trying to question the Librarian who’s not giving them anything.

Mage: *throws down spell card* I want to use Zone of Truth!

Me (DM): Are you SURE?

Thief: If the DM asks you that the answer should always be no!

Mage: I want to do it!

Me: *flipping open my reference notebook to the deities page*  Okay you just tried to cast that on THE GOD OF KNOWLEDGE.

Party collectively: Oh fuck we’re gunna die in the first session!!

Dating Jason Todd Headcanons

Dating Jason Todd/Red Hood would include:

> As his s/o, Jason has let you see his scars and opened up about his past so he trusts you. A lot. You have just sat there tracing them but as soon as your expression contorts into one of worry, Jason has ceased your hand and brought it to his lips with a reassuring smile. Litters kisses all over you in order to cheer you up whilst reminding you that’s he’s okay as long as he has you in his life.

> Take aways at like 3am, even if you’re not awake he’ll save some for you in case you want it later that day. However if you are up then he’s definitely up for eating with you and asking about your day.

> You’ve got this strange power over him and he’d just do anything for you if you play your cards right.
“Jay, please?”
“No.”
“Come on Red.”
“(Y/n), no.”
“But baby I need you.”
“Shit.”

> Getting along well with the majority of his family, Dick is freaking estactic that ‘little bird’ has gotten a partner.

> You’re basically immune to blood and gore now, it’s gotten to the point where it doesn’t even phase you anymore. Jason hopping in with a gaping cut across his torso or even a bullet wound?
“Ok, take off your gear I’ll be back in a minute.” In your calmest tone, your expression doesn’t even falter as he’s dripping blood over the floor.
“Jason?! What did you do, (y/n) used to be so innocent!”
“Shut up Tim.”

> Stitching him up accompanied by these loving gazes from him because he doesn’t deserve you. If he’s lost a lot of blood you’re in for some pick up lines or literature puns and it’s just exhausting but entertaining.
“Babe, I love you. I know I don’t say it but I do?”
“Jay, you’ve lost quite a bit of blood.”
“Yeah but I still love you, we’re like Romeo and Juliet.”
“Yeah. Um - they both died Jay.”
“Well we’re half way there.”

> Actually having to kiss him as a distraction so you could pull out a knife this one time - he seriously didn’t want you to touch it.
Calling you a bitch immediately after screaming.
Jason apologising straight away but you still had to make it up to him.

> Being there after his nightmares, to be honest just seeing you can calm him down a little but he has to touch you in some way to make sure you’re actually there whether it’s intimate or not. You’re still with him, and you’re safe.

> Low-key believes you deserve much better than someone like him, he’s killed people and he has told you this along with the fact that he’s the Red Hood. Better you found out from him on his terms rather than later down the line.

> After everything’s he’s been through, his emotions can be all over the place and sometimes it’s difficult to deal with them so he decides to avoid for a bit on some occasions in order to get himself together-ish.

> Willing to leave you if you ever want to end things, seriously one word and he’s gone. It’ll kill him and he’d be broken for a while because you are his everything - but he wants what is best for you. Constantly reassuring himself that it’s safer this way as a coping mechanism if you do break up.

> Telling him that he was your favourite Robin, using the ‘first the worst, second the best’ saying, much to his amusement. Dick is not impressed.

> Jason smelling like a combination of gun powder and cigarettes, you’ve grown accustom to it now.

> Letting you borrow his leather jackets and loving when you wear them. It just reminds him that you’re his s/o.

> He does these sweet romantic gestures but plays them off like it’s nothing.
“Aw, Jay thank you they’re my favourites.”
“(Y/n) it’s nothing, calm down.” Trying to keep his attention on the book his reading, following his nonchalant reply.
Then you’re kissing him and he cannot resist you so the book is long forgotten.

> The Bat Family contacting you as a way of checking up on Jason, often covering for him when they call as well.
“Oh you want to talk to Jay?”
Jason showing a middle finger in the background and you instantly know what that means.
“Yeah he’s not here right now, as far as I know he is still in one piece and doing alright…”
Your boyfriend giving you a thumbs up in response with a thankful smirk on his face.

> Can get jealous on some occasions, he is willing to punch someone for you. No problems there. Jason is intimidating enough as it is so as soon as he’s kissed you people kinda know to back off.
So help any thugs that mess with the Red Hood’s s/o, they’re in for some painful times.

> Meeting Kori and Roy, but almost taking the archer out with a baseball bat when he came over to steal some food from Jason’s apartment. Jason had to catch the bat and explain that this is a regular occurrence, Roy is his annoying best friend accomplice out on the streets. Had to fully explain that Roy was actually pretty awesome when the redhead was out of earshot.

> Playing with his white streak and assuring him it’s pretty badass.

> Being able to match his sarcasm on some occasions and you’re just a formidable team. The Batfam know they can’t win.

> Play fighting, Jason probably lets you win on most occasions, but if not it might end in a make out session.

> I like the idea that Jason can actually cook via learning a few things from Alfred, after living on the streets he thought it’d be useful for the future. So if Jason is in a particularly ‘good’ mood, he’ll cook for you and it tastes amazing. The first time it happens, you don’t believe he did it himself - Roy and Kori had to back him up.
It’s a very rare occurrence but if it’s a special event or you just need cheering up then you can bet he’ll cook for you.

> Long sensual kisses every time he leaves for patrol, at least if he doesn’t come back (‘unlikely’ according to Jason) he’s demonstrated how much he loves in that kiss.

> “I’ve died, been through Hell, brought Hell and after all the shit I’ve done I never thought I’d be in Heaven.”
“Jay, what are you -”
“Being here with you, heck just kissing you. That’s pure bliss - that’s my Heaven.”

I'M THE GOD OF DECEPTION!

Context: I’m playing a dwarf barbarian, and I’m a very trickster fellow. That’s pretty much my greeting card for friends and foe. Eventually the DM was tired of my shit so he pretty much called Loki, and this happened

Dm: So you are the dwarf warrior who has been playing jokes on everyone

Me: *nods affirmative*

Dm: do you regret any of them?

Me: *nods negative*

Dm: would you like to be my errand? Be warned, life of suffering awaits for you, and you can only get favors if you trick me

Me: *shrugs*

Dm: alright the deal is made

Me: *pinky promise sign*

Dm: w-what is this? Y-you want to pinky promise? OOC: make a persuasion roll

Me: 32?  (I know)

DM:… He makes the pinky promise

Me: *fart noise*

Dm: … What do you want?

One more week until V3 release!
I preordered THREE copies of the game but still can’t play it on the day it comes out. THIS IS ULTIMATE B_LLSH_T. OUTRAGEOUS.

Japanese Limited Edition(PSVita)- waiting for shipping. prob get this first.
US/EUR Limited Edition(PSVita)(I HAD to get this too, it comes w different bonus items)- waiting for NIS America to do its thing.
LimitedEdition V3 Collaboration Monokuma engraved PS4 - waiting for shipping. i wanted a PS4 for a while now. V3 comes up w a collab. talk about perfect timing….they DID NOT take foreign credit cards so pre-ordering this was a HUGE hassle….had to ask a relative that has a bank account in Japan. its almost like they dont want my money. TAKE IT!! JUST TAKE IT SPIKECHUNSOFT.

I can still technically play it on the game release date if i DL it, but that will mean ill have FOUR copies of the same game…FOUR. you hear me? FOUR.

and that’s just batsh_t crazy.

Friendly reminder for diviners

If you want to, you can give your readings a boost by submitting an entry to my diviner directory.

It doesn’t matter if you read for free, have a store or ask for donations or feedback. The only requirement is that at least one of your divining tools is a deck (tarot, oracle, lenormand, playing cards, trading cards, any cards).

Here’s how you can do it (it’s free).

I also have a separate directory for stores that offer products or services other than divination (bags, cloths, jewelry…).

Thank you for being an active part of my blog and the divination community, and for sharing your work with the world ❤️

Reblogs are truly appreciated so more people can join 😊

Witchy uses for your phone for the frugal or secret witch

If you don’t have something for a spell here are some really easy things you can use your phone for:

✨download a candle app

✨download an app that lets you make a digital altar

✨set an altar up when you’re alone and safe to, take a photo of it and use that when you can’t have your real altar set it. (Even video it if you want lit candles!!)

✨Google and save the image of a tarot card/gemstone/feather/animal/altar tools required for a spell

✨use YouTube to play a bell chime or wind chimes

✨use YouTube to play a video of running water/the sea

✨download a meditation app that has sound clips- now you have bird call, water sounds, some have fire crackling…

✨use a drawing app to draw sigils and other symbols

✨ if a spell requires you to write something and then burn it, write it on a drawing app and then erase it

Other witchy things you can use your phone for:

✨digital book of shadows - either on your notes or you can download a password protected journal or note book app

✨download a tarot card app that gives you readings

✨magic 8 ball app for pendulum style divination (yes, no, maybe, don’t know)

✨download a guided meditation app or search them on YouTube

✨meditational music free on Spotify

✨notes or journal app to keep a gratitude or dream diary

✨dream dictionary app or website bookmarked on phone


I know these aren’t quite the same as having the real thing but if you can’t obtain things, you can’t afford them, or just can’t afford to be caught practicing witchcraft, don’t be afraid to use your phone!

Also great for portable spells - i.e. When you’re out and about and don’t have access to your physical tools :)

The Most Glorious Monster

(This is from a game of Munchkin, a board game in a similar vein to D&D, but the objective is to screw over other players rather than cooperate)

CAST:

Me: Level 7, Attack power 15

Joe: Level 7, Attack power 19

Ben: Level 9: Attack power 25

Ben had fought a powerful monster and got out barely by the skin of his teeth. We kept playing cards to aid the monster since we didn’t want him to win (since a win would give him a level and first player to level 10 wins). Mine and Joe’s turns went by easily, we got weak monsters.

Joe: So here we go, Ben, it’s your turn.

Me: We still have plenty of monsters to play, you’re not getting out of this.

Ben: Says you. I can feel it, I’m gonna win.

Me: *snickering* Oh yeah?

Ben: Yeah. I got this far. I believe in my armor, I believe in my weapons, I believe in my spells! I will open this door! I will slay this glorious monster! I will win this game!

Joe: Alright, buddy, draw the card.

Ben draws a door card. It’s the Potted Plant, one of the weakest monsters in Munchkin. It’s only Level 3, Ben’s total attack power totaled 34.

All of us: *incoherent screaming*

So I have this sixty two year old coworker named Lucille, who’s a total sweetheart and super edgy (she even uses emojis correctly guys!). Well today the topic of Seb came up during our break and she wanted to see a pic of him. So I’m like “lol k.” I show her a random pic of him and she turns to me and says:

“He’s into some kinky shit.”

And I’m like How-Do-You-Know-That.mp3 like wtf Lucille you legit have no idea who he is.

“Look at his eyes! His body language. The way he carries himself. He plays the sweetheart card but he’s an animal in bed. I’ve seen that before many times.”

So there ya have it y'all. According to Lucille, Seb is riding the kink train to Daddyville™.