but if you don't want me to i'll remove it

If no one will give me Allura/Lance bestie content, I will make it myself smh. So here’s some headcanons! :)

-Lance flirting with Allura in a joking, friendship sort of way with Allura either rolling her eyes while smiling or jokingly flirting back

-They would totally go shopping together, they’re shopping buddies

-“Okay, I love this dress but it’s really expensive.”
“Allura, babe, treat yo self.”

-They share beauty tips and fashion advice with each other. Allura is always in awe of Lance’s weird beauty tricks because they actually work like where did you find this Lance????

-Sleepovers! I 👏 demand 👏 cute 👏 sleepovers 👏

-Lance can’t get enough of Allura’s hair and will play with it for hours, trying out new hairstyles

-“Ohmygawd, there he is, Allura. What do I do???? What do I do???”
“Hey, my friend thinks your ass is hella fine!”

-They’re each other’s wingman.

-Lance to Shiro: Nice outfit. Bet it would look great on Allura’s bedroom floor.
Allura to Keith: Do you mind giving Lance your heart? His heart got stolen by a certain red paladin.

-Hunk joins them in their hijinks because 1. They’re his friends and he loves them 2. They need some sane friend to make sure they don’t blow their money on everything they see.

-Team You Can’t Sit With Us

-Their selfies with each other are either them being Gorgeous™ or with the dumbest expression you’ve ever seen, there is no in between

-Lance being overdramatic about something and Allura petting his head going, “There. There.”

-Lance: I’m going to jump! Everyone: Lance no! Allura: *videotaping* Do a flip!

-No but Allura really does care for Lance’s wellbeing and will fight anyone who insults him that isn’t part of the team.

-Allura: Lance is such an idiot. Someone: Yeah, he’s so stupid. Can he do anything, right? Allura: eXCUSE ME I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE THE MOST CARING PERSON I KNOW AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FISTS.

-Allura/Lance friendship guys

Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college
  • Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.
  • Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.
  • Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.
  • Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.
  • Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.
  • Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.
  • Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL
  • Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.
  • Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.
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#literally everyday

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You know what kills me? Vane is such a hardened pirate and will not be crossed by anyone. But then he looks at Eleanor like he’s found the treasure of the world.” (via emisonrevolution)

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I tried out @chaogardenbuster ‘s texture replacement mod for Jewel Chao; here’s a side-by-side comparison!

(Not pictured: Goldie, who the game places in the Hero Garden when I go to this screen. Sorry!)

anonymous asked:

I just have a couple of friends who are really toxic to my overall mental state and when we're together a lot I seem to get worse. If I cut off ties with them, they will be upset, confused, mad, hate me even. And I feel like I'll be more unhappy knowing I made someone that way I just really don't understand what is happening. I don't want to make someone else unhappy because I'm unhappy does this make sense?

Yeah, that makes sense and I know where you’re coming from. You want to remove them from your life, but you don’t want to shut them out and make them feel bad. Friendships are complicated and difficult and it makes sense that you don’t want to hurt their feelings even though they hurt yours.

My suggestions: Try to take some time apart from them without pushing them away. Instead, give the friendship a little breathing room. Don’t see them every day. If you’re comfortable doing so, you could even tell them that you need space or that you need some time to yourself right now. If they decide they hate you for that, then they’re way out of line and not great friends anyway. It sounds like you still care about them even though they’re not good for you. I’ve been in a similar position and I think that spending time apart could help you to sort out how you feel, why you feel that way, and decide whether or not cutting ties with them is the best option. It’s not going to be an easy decision but you should do what makes you feel best. Hope this helps! x

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anonymous asked:

Hi there! I'm always glad to see another Haikyuu blog around! Would it possible for me to request something about a S/O that really likes to cook and bake with Saeko, Ushijima, Oikawa, and Ukai? I don't really have a preference, so I'll let you decide if you want to do headcanons or scenarios. Whatever works best for you is 100% cool with me. Thank you for doing these and I hope you have a lovely day! :]

Hi anon, hope you have a lovely day as well!

I’ve decided on headcanons since a lot of my thoughts didn’t fit together to make a scenario! I wish you like it.

- Admin Miya

p.s. I’m going to put Ushijima, Oikawa, and Ukai under the cut since they got realllyyyy long! If you’re having issues with it, just message me and I’ll remove it.


Saeko
- She meets you at the newly opened bakeshop near their home and holy shit does she not expect the owner to be a bad ass with the same style as her.
- Like really? The place was all pastel and light and you had the cool “nobody fucks with me” vibe but mixed with sweet smiles and even sweeter treats
- Speechless when she was about to order the cupcake she wants to try
- “Cat got your tongue?” “…” “I envy it then.”
- Did the hot baker just flirted with her??? Your giggle???? That smirk on your face???????? If she wasn’t gone the time she saw you then she definitely is now.
- Would not visit the shop for the next few days because that was embarrassing.
- Gathered up the courage (collected some good comebacks as well) to go back after a week
- Surprised that you were easy to talk to. Thought you were this flirting deity. There was occasional flirting, but now she has comebacks and she absolutely loves it when she makes you blush
- She invites you over for dinner and you brought tonkatsu! Ryu loved them. He immediately told Saeko to marry you.
- Both of you don’t know what happened but after that you were officially dating. No words needed. It just… happened. Everything was the same but now with more holding hands and random kisses on the forehead and cheeks.
- Your first kiss together was when you invited her into your shop kitchen and had a small food fight. She put icing on your lips, “Looks like I need to clean it up,” and kissed you.
- You were initially shocked but you said after a short while, “Well now you have some on you,” and you kissed her. It just went on like that.
- When you’re cooking, she’d do the cliché thing of hugging you from behind! 21397103x better since her chest is really soft!

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I have no excuses except that @sathinfection dared me to make a dumb powerpoint and I was sleep-deprived enough to do it. And then Harold showed up with his wife Agatha. I’m not sure who they are, but they were recently spotted watching Carol

Agatha is a very wise old lady. Make femslash.  Listen to Agata.

anthropoidal-lifeform-deactivat  asked:

During my intern year as a mortician I went on this removal. My van was new, so no logo yet, & I happened to be in a bright pink dress. So I roll up, looking cute and bubbly & these guys sitting outside the nursing home immediately whistle. "I'll take w/e your delivering sweetie" then laugh. I smile and "Trust me, what I'm here for you don't want" they laugh thinking I'm being coy until I pull out my cot & walk inside. They about shit. All 3 immediately dropped their jaws and looked horrified.

Perfect response is perfect! I would also enjoy someone in your situation saying “I’m here to pick up the last guy who yelled out to me like that”.

BTS - Fighting
  • V: *sigh*
  • Jungkook: *sigh*
  • V: Hey Jungkook
  • Jungkook: hmm
  • V: Let's be rebellious for once
  • Jungkook: How?
  • V: Let's fight
  • Jungkook: What are you talking abo-
  • V: C'mon lets go, right now *raises fist*
  • Jungkook: I'm not going to fight you
  • V: Don't be a weenie man *lightly taps Jungkook*
  • Jungkook: Ow what the fuck m8
  • Jimin: *appears* Hoe why the fuck u tryna touch my man
  • Jungkook: I'm not your man
  • V: *completely ignores Jungkook* so would you like to fight about, your man?
  • Jimin: u know I do lil boy
  • J-Hope: woah woah woah guys what's happening
  • Jimin: *points at V* he fucking touched my man
  • J-Hope: *whispers* This damn maknae line
  • V: would you like to fight as well Hobi hyung?
  • J-Hope: No I do not want to fight
  • Rapmon: *pops head through door* I heard the word fight
  • Jimin: yeah, V's tryna start some shit again
  • Rapmon: V, why u tryna start shit
  • V: Suga hyung told me this was how you be a pimp
  • Suga: *pops head through door* I heard the word pimp
  • Rapmon: Why did you tell V to fight, and why did you teach him the word pimp
  • Suga: Well, I only taught him how to be a pimp. He asked me.
  • J-Hope: V, where did you hear the word pimp?
  • V: well I was walking past Jin's room and I over heard him say "Gotta look good for the concert, so I'll remove this big red pimpl-" and then I stopped listening cuz I heard my Mother planet call
  • Rapmon: ...
  • J-Hope: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: so u don't want my man?

anonymous asked:

Just curious, what do you think about trigger warnings? Lots of trained psychiatrists actually don't like them because it does the opposite of what people who have been through trauma should do to recover. They say something more along the lines of exposure therapy help. Like if I got bit by a dog, and I avoid dogs forever, I'll still be terrified by dogs that way. If that happened, then does that mean everyone I interact with should have to make me feel comfortable by removing any signsof dogs?

I don’t know a single trained psychiatrist who would want a patient to have exposure just Willy nilly. That’s NOT how exposure therapy works.

You can’t just throw triggering material at someone and claim it will help, it likely won’t, it could easily make things worse.

People should not have to go through their lives constantly facing being triggered because some ninny thinks it’s better for them.

#121 "make me"
  • Harry: "Make me." He smirked, crawling the rest of the way up the bed to where you were. You giggled, harry moved up to straddle your waist. Lips already attaching themselves to your neck. Sucking and bitting on the smooth skin, his hands traveling down to the edge of your underwear. "I know you got in in you." He whispered against your neck, the pads of his fingers that rested on your waistband started circling. His hard member against your lower stomach. "Make me baby."
  • Niall: "Make me!" He yelled. His cheeks were absolutely flushed with anger and his palms were sweating at the amount of stress he had been through during the last couple days. "Babe." You cooed, walking over you him, taking both hands into yours and raising them above his head. He moved his head back slightly, urging you to come forward and stand in between his legs. "Relax." You said in a hushed whisper, this time he didn't argue back with a make me, he only nodded his head. Untangling the laced fingers over his head and embracing you.
  • Louis: "Make me." He laughed from above you. His things securely around your waist, trapping you to his fingers that danced along your sides. "P-please." You screamed, tugging his hands from your sides, but he was obviously stronger than you, he put more force down so you didn't squirm as much. "Lou, please." Tears were welding in your eyes as the boy above you smirked, continuing to tickle you, completely ignoring your pleads.
  • Zayn: "Make me." He whispered into your ear, the others around you oblivious to the situation of Zayn hands coming extremely close to your center. "Zayn." You whined, trying to push his hand off your thigh but as soon as you did, he would come back. A part of you wanted to chop his hand off, but the horny, in the mood, part of you wanted to him to continue. But as the thoughts ran across your mind, Zayn leaned over and muttered. "I'll finish at home."
  • Liam: "Make me." He shot back with a defying smirk. You scoffed, rolling your eyes which only making him smirk wider. "What, you don't like when I talk about-" "Stop." You demanded, covering your ears childishly with your hands. Trying to block out Liam's smooth voice that makes you melt. He chuckled, moving to your side of the couch, removing your hand and pinning it to the cushion. "How much I want to fuck you." He finished.
Take Me Home sentence starters
  • "Come on and let me sneak you out."
  • "We'll be doing what we do, just pretending that we're cool."
  • "I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love."
  • "Don't overthink, just let it go."
  • "If we get together, don't let the pictures leave your phone."
  • "We wanna live while we're young."
  • "If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home, baby, say yeah."
  • "I just wanna show you off to all of my friends."
  • "Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me."
  • "You've never loved your stomach or your thighs, the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine, but I'll love them endlessly."
  • "I'm in love with you."
  • "You'll never treat yourself right, darlin', but I want you to."
  • "Come on and dance with me, baby."
  • "I been watching you all night."
  • "Let me be your last first kiss."
  • "I wanna be the first to take it all the way like this."
  • "I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I've wanted to tell you."
  • "Maybe this is a mistake."
  • "Seein' you with him just don't feel right."
  • "You're all I ever wanted, thought you would be the one."
  • "Now that you're gone, I can't stand dumb love songs."
  • "Do you remember summer '09?"
  • "It was the best time of my life."
  • "They can never shut us down."
  • "I used to think that I was better alone."
  • "Why did I ever wanna let you go?"
  • "The words you whispered I will always believe."
  • "We should say goodbye."
  • "Are we friends or are we more?"
  • "If you say you want me to stay, I’ll change my mind."
  • "Up in my head I'm your boyfriend, but that's one thing you've already got."
  • "Reality ruined my life."
  • "Feels like I'm constantly playing a game that I'm destined to lose."
  • "I can't compete with your boyfriend."
  • "Would he love you like I would?"
  • "I'd never leave her."
  • "It's no joke to me."
  • "Can we do it all over again?"
  • "You know I can tell that your heart isn't in it, or with it."
  • "We can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start."
  • "You'll never know how to make it on your own."
  • "But do you really want to be alone?"
  • "Baby, you don't have to worry, I'll be coming back for you."
  • "I've never been so into somebody before."
  • "Tell me nothing's gonna change."
  • "We're too young to know about forever."
  • "This love is only getting stronger."
  • "I just wanna tell the world that you're mine, girl."
  • "I bet you if they only knew, they would just be jealous of us."
  • "They don’t know I've waited all my life just to find a love that feels this right."
  • "They don’t know how special you are."
  • "They don’t know what you’ve done to my heart."
  • "They can say anything they want 'cause they don’t know us."
  • "It's between me and you, our little secret."
  • "Can't believe you're packing your bags."
  • "Don't promise that you're gonna write, don't promise that you'll call, just promise that you won't forget we had it all."
  • "You always will be my summer love."
  • "Wish that we could be alone now, we could find some place to hide."
  • "So please don't make this any harder, we can't take this any farther."
  • "She's addicted to the feeling of letting go."
  • "I'm the only one that gets to take her home."
  • "Every time I tell her that I want more, she closes the door."
  • "She's so afraid of falling in love."
  • "Maybe she's just trying to test me."
  • "Maybe all her friends have told her 'don't get closer, he'll just break your heart'."
  • "Every time I tell her how I feel, she says it's not real."
  • "I was the only one who loved you from the start."
  • "When I see you with him it tears my world apart."
  • "I've been waiting all this time to finally say it, but now I see your heart's been taken and nothing could be worse."
  • "Had my chances, could have been where he is standing."
  • "I loved you first."
  • "I never understood what love was really like, but I felt it for the first time looking in your eyes."
  • "Together we're so good, so why are you tearing me apart?"
  • "Did I do something stupid?"
  • "There's gotta be some way to get you to want me like before."
  • "No one ever looked so good in a dress and it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight."
  • "You say to everybody that you hate me, couldn't blame you 'cause I know I left you all alone."
  • "I was so stupid for letting you go, but I know you're still the one."
  • "I can't believe that you are here and lying next to me."
  • "I'm just the underdog who finally got the girl."
  • "Somehow you kicked all my walls in."
  • "Should I act so cool like it was no big deal?"
  • "Here's the tragic truth if you don't feel the same, my heart would fall apart if someone said your name."
  • "I hope I'm not a casualty, hope you won't get up and leave."
  • "Might not mean that much to you, but to me it's everything."
  • "Come on over, I don't care if people find out."
  • "They say that we're no good together and it's never gonna work out."
  • "I know you wanna be bad."
  • "Kissed you once now I can't leave."
  • "Everything you do is magic."
  • "Don't try to make me stay."
  • "Heartache doesn't last forever."
  • "Should I see someone else?"

anonymous asked:

"It hurts John!" Sherlock cried, "take it out already please just take it out." "It's not that simple Sherlock," John soothed his lover. "I want it out!" Sherlock said squirming away from the army doctor. "Ok ok I'm taking it out but if you don't keep still it's only going to hurt more," John warned. "I'll try not to move John," Sherlock said sniffling. "You still haven't told me just how you acquired this splinter in the first place," John said removing it from Sherlock's pinky. "Experiment."

jfc! !*dieslaughing*!!