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APH Little Stories # 20: Watch it! Part 1
  • (United States of America is "visiting" Canada's bungalow, in Summer.)
  • USA: Geez, man! (Shivering) Even in Summer you're a fucking freezer!
  • Canada: (whispering) Then, get stuck in your damn house!
  • USA: (whining) Idunwanna!~...
  • Canada: (Nervously) Did you?!... Whatever, wanna watch a Hockey game?
  • USA: (nagging) Nay!!! Why in this world would I like to see people skating behind a stupid puck? (A dark, cold aura is surround Canada) Who could be so insane to put on tons of sweat clothing to SWEAT in a damn cold?...
  • Canada: (Barely under control) Watch your mouth...
  • USA: (still nagging) [...] icerink, losing teeth for only playing three sick, sad periods (a far snap of a shotgun) and two stupid, boring half-times? Huh?
  • (When he turns, Kumajirou is growling, showing it teeth and Canada is holding the shotgun, PISSED OFF)
  • Canada: (YELLING OUT LOUD) GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU, FAT BASTARD!!!
  • (To be continued...)